₦airaland Forum

khai_khai:
Com'on, don't hate.

Sweetie I'm not. I still got my chastity belt in place.

~Sauron~:
Says who??

I reckon they are in their 20's and the average age men lose their virginity is 16-17 so it's pretty obvious that that virginity ship sailed a long time ago.

They know that they aren't virgins either.

I don't think that day matters much to them.

SeanT21:
Lawd have mercy~~U must be head over heels.I hop i get an invitation to the wedding .I will bring some Liberian Dishes!

We'll send you one.

bluespice:
right phoenix
ur talking of my mahn

No sis, I know my man because whenever he flies in, he loves to go way downtown.

bluespice:
wow,
dont i just luuurve it when ladies squabble ova a guy?

hehe not just any guy

Moyola:
Oh him!
've read some. . . . . hez not all dhat jo!

I don't know about that because he graduated HEAD of his class <-- pun intended.

HeatFusion:
Poetry, not my thing.
I'd probably fall asleep from boredom while he's reciting it to me

I don't appreciate you making fun of him 

Moyola:
Huz h£?

How can you NOT know who he is? StephenP of course https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/105.gif

SeanT21:
He does waaaay better things than that.~~Your nairaland "lover" still has a long way to go.~~

lol sis, I need evidence.

Moyola:
Dun telme yu already trippin 4 d ghai. . .

With a poem like that one and others what's a girl to do? Seriously y'all need to go to the literature section and see how he makes love to all the women with his words lol

~Sauron~:
Thatz what i am talking about. . . . . . .Everyone needs a "heart insurance"

hahaha heart insurance. I doubt I'll need it though because my heart is enclosed in a silver box with a diamond case and locked in the best of vaults.

~Sauron~:
Congratulations. . . . . .Lets hope u won't be singing "It's so hard to say good bye" in the next few weeks.

lol naw we've been together for a year now and we're still going strong. If it does happen though I've got rebound dudes on the side  

~Sauron~:
I see. . . . . . .Seize the moment then cos ain't too many nice dudes here.

lol waaay ahead of you. I already created a thread for him.

Ehise99:
i'm 20 and it's perfectly legal and moral to do them you ignorant blob

they'll be sucking me to the tunes of lil waynes lollipop song like last time ya fucking slowpoke

The only person who's sucking is your girl.

Ehise99:
You can't hurt me stupid cunt, tomorrow two 17 year old girls are coming to my place to drink and party then we'll go out and they'll sleep over

i'm getting pussy i don't give a mess die ugly LovePeddler

Fucking pedophile. Keep wishing because no girl wants your diseased shit touching them.

Ehise99:
why don't you skullfu[color=black]c[/color]k yourself to death with your Love Machine?

like they are doing to your girl right about now? Hmm nah, I'm not a slut but I can see why she would though Abe and Abel are freaking HOT unlike yo ugly ass lol.

@Sauron, actually he's one of the nicest dudes on here.

Ehise99:
get a life

Nicca shut up and send the poem to your girl. . . maybe she'll get off Abe and Abel's privates lol.

. . . write such a lovely poem for you like mine did

It’s time that I told you
I will get up now and tell you I love you
Because whenever you’re here
My heart gets to beating
So fast, I have trouble breathing
Now I don’t want to hear
Anything but the sound of your voice
The little things you’ll say to me
And how you’ll say them
Will sure take me to a place
I’ve never been before
Baby, now that your love
Is all I want to know
Life is wonderful
My deepest thoughts are of you
And all my heart belongs to you
I never knew a love so true
But then again, I did not know you.


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https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif Whatever. I refuse to waste further time on this thread. Yes, she is cheating on you with Abe and Abel. Feel better now?

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@poster, insecure much?

onyinye2:
Very interesting. Very interesting indeed.

Well you know usually, I would have you know retaliated on the comments posted by you apes  monkeys  parasites  men but you know I see it ain't even worth it.

@Post

Nice of you to start yet another thread to bash women. Cherekwe ooooo. . . . . . wasn't yo ass not too long ago talking bout how women start up all these threads to bash you guys?? How freaking ironic you would do the same thing. Efulefu si ebea zuzupu nwanzuzu.

Love it!

StephenP:
What the . . . ROFL!! That is tight!

Why thank you sir.

StephenP:
Maybe sometime this week or next if I'm free and something comes to me.

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bluespice:
phoenix im just a very developed 8 yr old

hehe

bluespice:
lmao!

thank God im 8 yrs old none of this applies to me

And you rocking stilettos already? lol

~Sauron~:
I like your stubborn SPIRIT.

Told you you'll get used to it

@stephen, when are your loyal fans gon' see something preferably R rated from you in the Literature section?

~Sauron~:
Letz see what the criteria would be in 4 years time.

It will be the same. I'm not settling for less . . . not even when I'm 40.

StephenP:
haha you ARE mad at him. Seems like it hit you kinda close _jk

Hit me close? Never. I don't need a man, school causes enough trouble already.

~Sauron~:
I think you should. . . . . . .This has really exposed many members here.
U can now tell Onyinye2 and DaPhoenix are less than 21.

Actually I am 21 and I still want a man who will give Beckford a run for his money lol.

StephenP:
You mad?

Oh heck no! Can't be mad at the person who came up with this, no girl likes him anyway lol.

Btw, where have you been? Haven't seen you here in a while.

bluespice:
either i tripped my humor switch off or this picture is just too damn sexist to be remotely romantic

and when we say something, we are delusional feminists. How sad.

I guess . . . _lol

I would say his/their name(s) but he/they would start feeling themselves lol.

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DaPhoenix @ reply
I'm very handsome. ma friedz tells me.
So?

Ok well, how does that help? Put a picture up let's see and believe [size=2pt]or laugh out load jk[/size]

bluespice:
amen!

Yes Sista!!! lol

category:
Bluespice and Tgirl how about me joining you ladies?

Are you handsome? or close

Tgirl4real:
What happened to stephenP

He's one of them lol

It's me and all the wealthy sexy chocolate men on this forum

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