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Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Treetop20(m): 7:22pm On Jan 25, 2009
Question: What type of man do you want to marry

6 year old: I want to marry a Prince like in little mermaid and we will live happily ever after

13 year old: I want to marry Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan

18 year old: I want to marry a guy that is tall, dark and handsome. My pref stats are 6ft 3”, big upper body, toned abs, strong legs and with looks that will give Tyson Beckford a run for his money

21 year old: I want to marry a young and rich professional preferably a doctor, lawyer or an Investment banker. He shouldn’t speak with an accent, that’s a no no, he should be classy, “he should respect and appreciate me as a strong black woman” more blah blah…,

24 year old: Same as 21 but with more feminine BS

Ladies and Gentlemen, we now have the decline

27 year old: I want a responsible Yoruba (insert tribe here) man with a decent job or at least a bright future preferably with no kids.

30 year old: I want a God fearing man and I’m open to all races. God created all of us in his own image anyways

32 year old: I just want a man. Any man!!!

36 year old: I just need a kid. Can someone please impregnate me?

40 year old: This is a wicked world. I’m going to adopt

50 year old: I just want to live long. What was your question again?

( i did not write this, a friend forwarded it to me cheesy)
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Nobody: 7:30pm On Jan 25, 2009
Lol cheesy
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Sauron1: 7:41pm On Jan 25, 2009
Treetop20:

Question: What type of man do you want to marry

6 year old: I want to marry a Prince like in little mermaid and we will live happily ever after

13 year old: I want to marry Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan

18 year old: I want to marry a guy that is tall, dark and handsome. My pref stats are 6ft 3”, big upper body, toned abs, strong legs and with looks that will give Tyson Beckford a run for his money

21 year old: I want to marry a young and rich professional preferably a doctor, lawyer or an Investment banker. He shouldn’t speak with an accent, that’s a no no, he should be classy, “he should respect and appreciate me as a strong black woman” more blah blah…,

24 year old: Same as 21 but with more feminine BS

I agree with this.
Blimey. . . . . .It's the gospel TRUTH.



Ladies and Gentlemen, we now have the decline

27 year old: I want a responsible Yoruba (insert tribe here) man with a decent job or at least a bright future preferably with no kids.

30 year old: I want a God fearing man and I’m open to all races. God created all of us in his own image anyways

32 year old: I just want a man. Any man!!!

36 year old: I just need a kid. Can someone please impregnate me?

40 year old: This is a wicked world. I’m going to adopt

50 year old: I just want to live long. What was your question again?

( i did not write this, a friend forwarded it to me cheesy)

This is unfair. grin grin grin
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by JJYOU: 7:48pm On Jan 25, 2009
funny
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by MissyB1(m): 7:50pm On Jan 25, 2009
Treetop20:

Question: What type of man do you want to marry

30 year old:and I’m open to all races.

32 year old: I just want a man. Any man!!!

36 year old: I just need a kid. Can someone please impregnate me?

40 year old: This is a wicked world. I’m going to adopt
Emergency here!!
I'm dead!! grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by follypimpi(m): 7:56pm On Jan 25, 2009
I totally agree. grin grin grin grin
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by DaPhoenix(f): 8:00pm On Jan 25, 2009
I guess . . . lol
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by MrCrackles(m): 8:01pm On Jan 25, 2009
Treetop20:

Question: What type of man do you want to marry

30 year old:and I’m open to all races.

32 year old: I just want a man. Any man!!!

36 year old: I just need a kid. Can someone please impregnate me?

40 year old: This is a wicked world. I’m going to adopt


Oh my "God" Lawd
!!! grin cheesy
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by StephenP(m): 8:04pm On Jan 25, 2009
DaPhoenix:

I guess . . . lol

You mad?
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Treetop20(m): 8:05pm On Jan 25, 2009
i may have to ask my little
niece who is 13 this question cheesy cheesy
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by DaPhoenix(f): 8:11pm On Jan 25, 2009
StephenP:

You mad?

Oh heck no! Can't be mad at the person who came up with this, no girl likes him anyway lol.

Btw, where have you been? Haven't seen you here in a while.
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Sauron1: 8:12pm On Jan 25, 2009
MrCrackles:


Oh my "God" Lawd
!!! grin cheesy

Treetop20 should be "fined". grin grin
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Treetop20(m): 8:13pm On Jan 25, 2009
~Sauron~:

Treetop20 should be "fined". grin grin
i should? cheesy cheesy
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by StephenP(m): 8:15pm On Jan 25, 2009
DaPhoenix:

Oh heck no! Can't be mad at the person who came up with this, no girl likes him anyway lol.

haha you ARE mad at him. Seems like it hit you kinda close jk

DaPhoenix:

Btw, where have you been? Haven't seen you here in a while.

I'm good. Work and life wee just taking their toll on me.
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Busybody2(f): 8:16pm On Jan 25, 2009
It's so good to be between the age of 18 - 21, I am no longer a teenager, but not yet in my twenties, I've got the best of both world cool What you all wouldn't give to be 18 again like me cool
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by MrCrackles(m): 8:17pm On Jan 25, 2009
~Sauron~:

Treetop20 should be "fined". grin grin

A very hefty one! cheesy
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Sauron1: 8:20pm On Jan 25, 2009
MrCrackles:

A very hefty one! cheesy

I recommend a SIX MONTH ban from NL with $1,000.

Treetop20:

i should? cheesy cheesy

I think you should. . . . . . .This has really exposed many members here.
U can now tell Onyinye2 and DaPhoenix are less than 21. grin cheesy
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by agaba123(m): 8:20pm On Jan 25, 2009
Jeez this is so hilarious

In fact I know a girl who did ' I want to be impregenated 'thingy
and he got impregnated last year.
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Treetop20(m): 8:21pm On Jan 25, 2009
~Sauron~:

I recommend a SIX MONTH ban from NL with $1,000.

I think you should. . . . . . .This has really exposed many members here.
U can now tell Onyinye2 and DaPhoenix are less than 21. grin cheesy
by their post ye shall know them cheesy cheesy
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by DaPhoenix(f): 8:21pm On Jan 25, 2009
StephenP:

haha you ARE mad at him. Seems like it hit you kinda close jk

Hit me close? Never. I don't need a man, school causes enough trouble already.

~Sauron~:

I think you should. . . . . . .This has really exposed many members here.
U can now tell Onyinye2 and DaPhoenix are less than 21. grin cheesy

Actually I am 21 and I still want a man who will give Beckford a run for his money lol.
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Treetop20(m): 8:22pm On Jan 25, 2009
DaPhoenix:

Hit me close? Never. I don't need a man, school causes enough trouble already.

Actually I am 21 and I still want a man who will give Beckford a run for his money lol.
i have died! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by StephenP(m): 8:26pm On Jan 25, 2009
~Sauron~:

I think you should. . . . . . .This has really exposed many members here.
U can now tell Onyinye2 and DaPhoenix are less than 21. grin cheesy

rofl!! Onyinye2 said she was 22 though . . . I don't know about that.

DaPhoenix:

Actually I am 21 and I still want a man who will give Beckford a run for his money lol.

hahahaha you're a trip.
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Sauron1: 8:28pm On Jan 25, 2009
Treetop20:

by their post ye shall know them cheesy cheesy

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, true that!!!!

DaPhoenix:

Actually I am 21 and I still want a man who will give Beckford a run for his money lol.

Letz see what the criteria would be in 4 years time. grin
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by DaPhoenix(f): 8:31pm On Jan 25, 2009
~Sauron~:

Letz see what the criteria would be in 4 years time. grin

It will be the same. I'm not settling for less . . . not even when I'm 40.
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by bluespice(f): 8:33pm On Jan 25, 2009
lmao!
grin grin grin
thank God im 8 yrs old none of this applies to me cool
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Sauron1: 8:33pm On Jan 25, 2009
DaPhoenix:

It will be the same. I'm not settling for less . . . not even when I'm 40.

I like your stubborn SPIRIT.
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by DaPhoenix(f): 8:36pm On Jan 25, 2009
bluespice:

lmao!
grin grin grin
thank God im 8 yrs old none of this applies to me cool

And you rocking stilettos already? lol

~Sauron~:

I like your stubborn SPIRIT.

Told you you'll get used to it tongue

@stephen, when are your loyal fans gon' see something preferably R rated from you in the Literature section?
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by Treetop20(m): 8:37pm On Jan 25, 2009
~Sauron~:

I like your stubborn SPIRIT.
stubbornness is the name of the game at that age cheesy

bluespice:

lmao!
grin grin grin
thank God [b]im 8 yrs old [/b]none of this applies to me cool
oh that you are darling  grin
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by bluespice(f): 8:38pm On Jan 25, 2009
phoenix im just a very developed 8 yr old

treetop u bet i am cool
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by StephenP(m): 8:40pm On Jan 25, 2009
DaPhoenix:

@stephen, when are your loyal fans gon' see something preferably R rated from you in the Literature section?

Maybe sometime this week or next if I'm free and something comes to me.

Hey bluespice!!!
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by agaba123(m): 8:42pm On Jan 25, 2009
loving the dialogue
Re: Rise And Fall Of A Nigerian Girl :d by onyinye2(f): 8:44pm On Jan 25, 2009
Very interesting. Very interesting indeed.

Well you know usually, I would have you know retaliated on the comments posted by you apes  monkeys  parasites  men but you know I see it ain't even worth it.

@Post

Nice of you to start yet another thread to bash women. Cherekwe ooooo. . . . . . wasn't yo ass not too long ago talking bout how women start up all these threads to bash you guys?? How freaking ironic you would do the same thing. Efulefu si ebea zuzupu nwanzuzu.

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