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I love my gender because I can show affection in public to members of my sex and people won't think I'm a lesbian. Also I can sing a song like "I Kissed A Girl" and men would still think I'm sexy.

I love my gender because when my kids grow up and happen to be celebrities they'll always shout me out first but probably forget about their drunken father.

I love my gender because when I'm aroused in public no one really notices.

I love my gender because I'm hard to seduce but I can seduce the opposite sex easily with a slightly unbuttoned tight shirt.

Onyinye, if you love David that much why do you keep fighting for Stephen?

Ruby_Pearl, I love you but Stephen is mine to keep.

Hannibal, I love you but it's not worth it since you don't know who I am.

DeepZone, I love you but your views are too far-fetched.

KarmaMod, I love you but I'll probably love you more if you put your picture on your profile.

Sistawoman, I love you but you're too clueless.

~Sauron~:
Popular??
That should go to DeepZone, Onyinye, Tope2000, HR Hotness, Sistawoman and loadz more.
I am not sure i have seen ur handle anywhere on the forum. Don't blame me though, i wear glasses.

Well I was M.I.A for a long time especially after Seun banned me about 4 straight times in a row so I guess that played on a role in my unpopularity. My new e-goal is be the most popular person on Nairaland  

Plus_Queen, I love you but how many replies are you gon' post at a go?

~Sauron~:
Suga-Lips/Rebellious?? 
I am afraid i don't know em usernames o.
Anyways, nice meeting you.

Oh snap! And here I was feeling pretty popular 

stillwater:
It was blissful. But she told me to tell you the path you are taking is the path that leadeth to destruction.

~Sauron~:
Heaven n back??
Letz all welcome poltergeist Stillwater.
So how was your trip to heaven?
Did u see ma toothless great grandmother?

3 guesses.

Thoniaslim

Priscilla

Skintite.

Naw. . . oh what the hell, it's Suga_Lips/Rebellious

~Sauron~:
Who is you?  

I'm not tryna get banned again. Someone tell him.

Aww. . . poor Hannibal. I guess the mods aren't on vacation afterall.