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~Sauron~:
U dissed him. . . .so we weren't actually on the same page.

How in the world is my advice telling him to stop sounding pathetic a diss?

~Sauron~:
I didn't mean this kind of help. . . . . . .He's got enough advise already.
What i meant was. . . . . .Why not date him??

Oh no, not me. He will lose me faster than it will take you to read this post.

richo:
@topic
i also heard that riding a horse can break the hymen

For some women, even exercise. Ok, enough virginity talk.

Stereotype: If a woman gets down "too early" in a relationship, she is cheap.

~Sauron~:
He is a man who needs to get a grip of himself.

I'm happy we're on the same page here. In order to get a grip, he needs to stop being so pathetic like "oh every girl I date, walks out on me."

~Sauron~:
Better still, why not help him out since u know what it takes to "be a man".

Gladly. Poster, you need to work on your swagga, that is, the way you carry yourself, the way you talk and how you dress. Things that seem so minute to you are actually biggies to women. If you go round sounding hella desperate, no lady will stay long with you because no woman wants to feel like she is dating a child. So man the hell up and work on yourself.

richo:
speakin of virgins,
i heard that a virgin can have sex and still be a virgin. . . if she is penetrated in the ass hole 

Oh! No wonder you still claim to be a virgin. LOL!!! I'm just playing. I've never heard that before but that is dumb.

eldee:
I heard it on NL that virgins are righteous, holy and that the only reason they're deprived of sainthood is because the Pope is racist

hahahahahaha

~Sauron~:
He asked for an advice not dissing. . . . .Jeeeez!!!

I am not dissing him. I just want him to "be a man" about it.

Timmmy:
hi nairalanders,
Am a guy that i so much believe in true love since i started dating gurl. but i so much wonder y i can't find true love. when ever i meet a new gurl to God i always do my best to not to loose her. but i find out that i loose them after sometime and what i want is a long relationship but i can't find. Not that am not caring, loving. but i just don't understand. the gurl i have now i have loose it again. and this thing is always bothering my mind that am i going to marry in life. please can someone advise me wats happening or what to do. please this is a serious issue to me no joke. gurls and boys are all welcome. thanks looking forward for your post or send me a mail if it is private. timmyadejare@yahoo.com or +2348074871094

Sweetie, true love doesn't just come like that, you need to work on it.

P.S. Quit sounding so pathetic, the world hasn't come to an end.

eldee:
@topic
Condoms are not safe

Related to that, I've heard from Nairaland men that having sex with a virgin for one night without a condom won't do any of the following:

1) make her pregnant

2) give you or her any STDs

Also,

1) her vagina will be so small you need to finger her first then insert your penis. If it isn't small, she isn't a virgin.

2) When her hymen is torn, there has to be a bucketful of blood gushing out of her to show she was actually a virgin. If there was no hymen, she wasn't a virgin and so you must dump her. You also need to raise eyebrows if you don't get the exact amount of blood.

So many things I have learned from my beloved friends at Nairaland.

Not talking about issues make them go away. _{If only. . .}

eldee:
Hehehehe . . . you just made my day
It's strange how only chics with boyfriends with 4' rods say this

Let's just say that I am amused when I hear that.

@topic, blonds are retarded and are intimacy gadgets, hence all the Playboy bunnies are blond. _{Those bunnies are smart. . . off camera.}

White men are great lovers. _{Just give me the black dude any day.}

A stereotype I've heard often is that all men are in a relationship only for sex.

Also, all black men have huge joysticks.

Women only want a man's money.

Size doesn't matter. _{Come on. . .}

Good men are rare. _{Depends on what your definition of good is and where you are looking.}

HR.hotness:
but some men just go way too far. . .  like they don't owe anybody, even God any explanation. .  i think thats where d fear of God thing originated from. . .  some men r of d devil i tell ya  

HR.hotness:
but when folk backslide, shebi they will accept they were wrong and go and ask for forgiveness. . . these r d God fearing guys. . . d evil ones go about like they didnt do anything wrong

That's the difference.

So @ the women coming here to say "oh he will be waiting in bed for me to come home because he is God fearing." Girl, you better look under the bed and in the closet lol

LMAO@ all the comments saying a God fearing man will not cheat on them. Ladies, remember he is still human and yes, he might backslide.

Ruby_Pearl:
LMAO!! That's her son.
I've watched that before

Oh snap! Why was he hitting back then?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIZjGmd69BE[/flash]

Damn, she beat the shit out of him. I might need to take some lessons from her.

She shouldn't have fought in front of those kids though and she's lucky the cops didn't catch her. LOL It's funny in the beginning where she just keeps saying "fight back"