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RomanceRe: When Is A Guy Ready To Marry? by DaPhoenix(f): 9:45pm On Jul 31, 2008
Onyinye I could have sworn you were 16.

@topic, when he can take care of his woman and his family in all aspects of life.
RomanceRe: The 50-50 Odds? by DaPhoenix(f): 9:40pm On Jul 31, 2008
Excuse me DeepZone, I meant to say, I don't want to be in control of my man.
RomanceRe: The 50-50 Odds? by DaPhoenix(f): 9:29pm On Jul 31, 2008
@topic, I don't think there can ever be a 50 50 share of power. One is always over the other and it just so happens that the man has the upper hand. I'm cool with 60-40 because I don't want to be in control of my man. Thing is even with the 40 I can always make my presence and importance felt. Sure, there will be times where there's nothing left to do but lead (and trust me, I will step up to lead) but I will not be really looking forward to those times.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by DaPhoenix(f): 9:20pm On Jul 31, 2008
Damn, y'all write so good. I bet you guys win competitions and stuff.

@Stephen, your murder scene was real racy. Good stuff for a thriller/horror flick. If you were going to make that a movie I think you should use Angelina Jolie as the heroine because she'll play the role perfectly.
Poems For ReviewRe: I Take It In by DaPhoenix(f): 9:15pm On Jul 31, 2008
LadyT:
I just knew someone would come up with the pee pee joke

ROTFLAMO wink
grin I couldn't hold myself
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hot Guys Corner by DaPhoenix(f): 9:08pm On Jul 31, 2008
Stephen is in the lead as the hottest nairalander.
Poems For ReviewRe: Nigerian Pride by DaPhoenix(f): 9:06pm On Jul 31, 2008
Sweetie, you make me proud to be Nigerian. I'm feeling on nostalgic up in here.
Poems For ReviewRe: I Take It In by DaPhoenix(f): 9:05pm On Jul 31, 2008
StephenP:
ROFL!! She is back.
You've got that right.
Poems For ReviewRe: I Take It In by DaPhoenix(f): 8:59pm On Jul 31, 2008
Stephen, I love your poem. I feel the emotion in it, it's crazy. I know what else I take in. . . it rhymes with brick and I bet yours is 10 inches grin
RomanceRe: Yes I Slap Her: by DaPhoenix(f): 8:07pm On Jul 18, 2008
@poster, WTF?! Rather than hide your face in shame or better still jump off a cliff with a heavy stone tied to your neck, you came here to brag about it? In fact, what the hell was the girl doing when you slapped her and she didn't attempt to slap you back? These girls are getting weak.

If a man slaps me, he better kill me with that slap because I am going to kill him. I'll lock up the house to make sure he cannot run away and we will fight to the death. I don't care if I am taken to prison for murder as long as I have had my revenge, I'm cool.
RomanceRe: Penny Lover! by DaPhoenix(f): 8:19pm On Jul 16, 2008
@topic, I am not materialistic so at first it won't faze me but I expect him to know that at a certain point he should take me out to a fancy restaurant or take me on a trip just to show me that he is willing to spend to do something special with me.
RomanceRe: "Women Need A Reason To Cheat, Men Just Need A Woman" by DaPhoenix(f): 8:12pm On Jul 16, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
~tears~ see love!
grin grin
RomanceRe: "Women Need A Reason To Cheat, Men Just Need A Woman" by DaPhoenix(f): 8:08pm On Jul 16, 2008
StephenP:
For like a month though? Dang! I got scared that something had happened to my beautiful lady. Why didn't even log on to your IM?
cry You really missed me bad. kiss I'm sorry, sexy.
RomanceRe: "Women Need A Reason To Cheat, Men Just Need A Woman" by DaPhoenix(f): 8:04pm On Jul 16, 2008
StephenP:
Damn! I thought I lost you love. Where you been?
aww . . . I was in a phase where I wasn't feeling NL no more so I left, now I'm bored and back here.
RomanceRe: "Women Need A Reason To Cheat, Men Just Need A Woman" by DaPhoenix(f): 8:00pm On Jul 16, 2008
As much as the looks like a female bashing thread, I will not trip over it. I disagree with the quote too.
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by DaPhoenix(f): 7:58pm On Jul 16, 2008
Men know how to hold us down

Boys want us to hold them down
Poems For ReviewRe: Time by DaPhoenix(f): 3:34am On Jun 20, 2008
Nice! I hope you copyright all your stuff because they are that good.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by DaPhoenix(f): 3:10am On Jun 20, 2008
Damn Stephen!!! That was freakin' GOOD!! I couldn't stop drooling. The choice of words and imagery were perfect. Excellent job! Sequel?
RomanceRe: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by DaPhoenix(f): 4:26am On Jun 12, 2008
~Xerxes~:
Trouser snake is one of the few warm-blooded reptiles still in existence. The trouser snake is a solitary creature, and usually small and docile. When threatened it will try to intimidate the intruder by standing tall and puffing up, it can sometimes increase several times in size (but rarely). As a last resort, if intimidation does not work, the trouser snake may resort to spitting at its perceived threat.

The habitat of the trouser snake, as the name suggests, is trousers. Invariably it's male trousers, as the snakes seem to have a particular dislike of women. If a woman simply comes within sight of a trouser snake it will often stand vigil and puff up threateningly. Another reason male trousers are preferred is because most men don't wear skirts, so they provide a more stable habitat.

Now tell me u don't want to keep this lovely pet around u. . .
Besides, it has the ability of procreating unlike the useless silly rabbit that depends on batteries to have fun.
Don't even compare. 1 billion women cannot be wrong. cheesy grin
National Geographic cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Is It Proper To Buy Her Panties And Bra As A Birthday Gift? by DaPhoenix(f): 4:20am On Jun 12, 2008
It depends on where you are in the relationship.
RomanceRe: ? by DaPhoenix(f): 3:46am On Jun 12, 2008
@topic, She doesn't love you. Leave her alone.
RomanceRe: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by DaPhoenix(f): 3:43am On Jun 12, 2008
@topic, just cuz they're adorable and sexy.
RomanceRe: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DaPhoenix(f): 11:57pm On Jun 11, 2008
jennykadry:
na waoooo how this girl life go jus waste like that sad cry anyways its not too late to do something angry angry angry
Yeah. Who's got a gun?
RomanceRe: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DaPhoenix(f): 11:54pm On Jun 11, 2008
StephenP:
I know that's what she would say grin
You're a mind reader now right?
StephenP:
My babies? Hope you can handle triplets?
shocked
RomanceRe: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DaPhoenix(f): 11:49pm On Jun 11, 2008
StephenP:
Tell Stephen he must marry me cheesy.
Lies. I just want your money and maybe babies.
RomanceRe: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DaPhoenix(f): 11:44pm On Jun 11, 2008
Who here is a "pastor"? I need to matchmake myself with StephenP.
FashionRe: My Mom Thinks Thongs Are Indecent by DaPhoenix(f): 8:21pm On Jun 11, 2008
Your mom's tripping probably because thongs leave very little to be imagined. But I totally love them.
RomanceRe: Please I Need To See What Is Called A Perfect Figure Eight by DaPhoenix(f): 8:19pm On Jun 11, 2008
@poster, Check out my profile picture
RomanceRe: Seriously, Do You Hate Your Ex? by DaPhoenix(f): 6:48pm On Jun 09, 2008
No. I have absolutely no feelings for him anymore so I don't hate or love him.

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