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RomanceRe: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by DaPhoenix(f): 11:59pm On Dec 23, 2008
Adam Brody:
I guess you don born be that and you don drop one container or 2 for port and your breasts are sagging like a mallams slippers, hence your beefs and  rants!

How much you buy your "Koste oni rin again" grin Because the bend down boutiques in yaba are doing a mega xmas sale for "Koste oni rin" and your flabby tits needs an upgrade from brass to iron!

I hope the iron bender welded it well to carry those flat ironing boards you carry around your chest! grin
LMAO @ your wack attempt to be funny.
CultureRe: Is It A Crime To Regift? by DaPhoenix(f): 11:43pm On Dec 23, 2008
busybein:
hahahhhhahahhahahahahhhaahhaahahhahahahahahahhaahahhhahhahahhaahahhaahha gawdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
bluespice:
phoenix!
u got that right! grin grin
https://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/2l7yap.gif
CultureRe: Is It A Crime To Regift? by DaPhoenix(f): 11:34pm On Dec 23, 2008
Adam Brody:
Stingy girls!

Instead of you to say you don't have money to buy a new gift for the person, you opt to repackage it and give someonelse!

Psssf!

I hope all your valentine gifts and birthday presents were all re gifts because the true owners realised how worthless they were and could only be fit for a worthless recipient like you!
[img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/4[/img] Brokenhearted men are soo fun to watch.
LiteratureRe: Open Mic Night by DaPhoenix(f): 11:26pm On Dec 23, 2008
I love it! I'm gon' use it to debut on Nairaland.
CultureRe: Is It A Crime To Regift? by DaPhoenix(f): 11:24pm On Dec 23, 2008
^ I agree.
CelebritiesRe: Nominees For Nairaland Awards 2008! by DaPhoenix(f): 11:22pm On Dec 23, 2008
I nominate:

The King of Nairaland 2008 - Davidylan
The Queen of Nairaland 2008 - Mukina2, Ebonysilk, Sistawoman
Most Romantic Dude 2008 - StephenP
Nairaland couple of the year - StephenP & DaPhoenix (lol), Sauron & Tope2000
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Roommate Wants To Kill Me O. by DaPhoenix(f): 11:16pm On Dec 23, 2008
darknlvly:
no'1'forced'you'n'bsides'you'enjoyed'it, make'a'decision'on'ur''own'on'howto'deal'with'it angry
The space bar is there for a reason. Use it  smiley

@poster, hope you used a condom because "before you know it", you'll have an STD and/or she'll be pregnant.
RomanceRe: Help! Girls Dont Like Me by DaPhoenix(f): 11:13pm On Dec 23, 2008
yemmyse:
Thamk U ma peeople.

After caring pout ur sugggestion, I grew 2 extra feet tonight and a bit lighter in complexion and my head is well shaped now.


Ebony

don't worry am now very fine.


Dayokanu

Na u i wan give enyluv now, na ur size.
Sweetie put your picture up.
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by DaPhoenix(f): 11:11pm On Dec 23, 2008
I don't know how to say this but umm . . you can't rap. [img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/no[/img]
RomanceRe: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by DaPhoenix(f): 11:04pm On Dec 23, 2008
So much ignorance flying around in this thread.
RomanceRe: Help! Girls Dont Like Me by DaPhoenix(f): 10:43pm On Dec 23, 2008
RomanceRe: Bust It Baby- The Nasty Black America Girls by DaPhoenix(f): 2:09am On Dec 14, 2008
Of course now they're nasty but y'all will be lusting after them in the video, fantasizing that it's you they are all up on. LMAO!! You men and your hypocritical ways.
Nairaland GeneralRe: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by DaPhoenix(f): 2:02am On Dec 14, 2008
Looks to me like the poster lacks self-love.
Poems For ReviewRe: Last Time by DaPhoenix(f): 2:01am On Dec 14, 2008
No, thank you.
Poems For ReviewRe: Last Time by DaPhoenix(f): 4:06am On Dec 07, 2008
Beautiful.
RomanceRe: Is Your Lover Your Bestfriend? by DaPhoenix(op): 9:57pm On Dec 03, 2008
I would still leak that one picture on the net somehow lol. Aren't you gon' answer those last two questions?
RomanceRe: Is Your Lover Your Bestfriend? by DaPhoenix(op): 9:46pm On Dec 03, 2008
He isn't a playa. . . he just isn't that romantic cheesy You need to see two of them when they actually do something together, they look soo good together. I think its the fact that they are so different from each other that is keeping them together.

@Stephen, did I mention they have been going out for a little over a year now?
RomanceRe: Is Your Lover Your Bestfriend? by DaPhoenix(op): 9:36pm On Dec 03, 2008
@ David, Granted, she let her emotions get the best of her but trust me, she's tried to be friends with his friends. Sometimes, she tells us (our mutual friends and I) about how she tries to sit and talk with him but its seems like all he cares about is the next big party or event.
RomanceRe: Is Your Lover Your Bestfriend? by DaPhoenix(op): 9:25pm On Dec 03, 2008
@Stephen, mon cher I see what you're if she was jealous I would know. She has tried to connect with his friends but its seems like they all be hating on her. I know there was a time she gave up because it just wasn't working. However, you're right on point about the excitement part because he's the kind who loves to go out to parties and she's more like let's sit and watch a movie.

Btw, I see you tryna be a Doctor Phil or something grin
RomanceRe: Is Your Lover Your Bestfriend? by DaPhoenix(op): 7:45pm On Dec 03, 2008
Thanks for your comments guys but I still feel that he should make an effort to be bestfriends with her . . . I mean you can't have just one bestfriend.
RomanceIs Your Lover Your Bestfriend? by DaPhoenix(op): 6:15pm On Dec 02, 2008
One of my girlfriends is mad with her boyfriend because a picture posted on Facebook showing him with a some girl sitting on his lap and his arms wrapped around her . . . sorta like the way a boyfriend and girlfriend would. My friend was even madder cuz people kept calling her to ask if they'd broken up.

I called him up and asked him about her and he said that girl was his best friend and there was nothing going on between them. I then asked him why he couldn't hang out with his girlfriend like that. He said that he loved her but she is not his best friend; they don't share similiar interests.

Ladies: Is your boyfriend/husband your best friend? How would you feel hearing your boyfriend tell you that you are not his best friend?

Guys: Same as above . . . just switch it to girlfriend or whatever.
Jokes EtcRe: The Excuses Women Gave : by DaPhoenix(f): 5:45pm On Dec 02, 2008
Ok . . . can you move this to the jokes section?
RomanceRe: Is Is A Must To Date J Ust One Girl by DaPhoenix(f): 4:35pm On Nov 30, 2008
Please do go ahead and date as many as you can. Shegirl and I will be waiting to read your posts on how they all broke your heart smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Loving Hannibal by DaPhoenix(f): 9:36pm On Nov 08, 2008
Wait, what??
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hrhotness, please Give Me A Chance by DaPhoenix(f): 9:35pm On Nov 08, 2008
Someone is really desperate. LOL @ this thread
RomanceRe: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by DaPhoenix(f): 1:14am On Oct 28, 2008
StephenP:
We can't get married because I accidentally bleached my tuxedo.
Best believe, you're walking down that aisle with me even if you're naked.
RomanceRe: A Woman Scorned (i Wanna Kill Someone) by DaPhoenix(f): 3:21pm On Oct 27, 2008
@zarah, I just have to ask you this, will killing him erase the fact that he lied to you or will it shorten the two years that he lied to you? Show him that you're over him and actually get over him. It doesn't make you the weaker sex instead it makes you the stronger one.
RomanceRe: A Woman Scorned (i Wanna Kill Someone) by DaPhoenix(f): 2:24pm On Oct 27, 2008
All the time you have spent and/or are spending thinking about what to do to him, he's been sleeping like a baby. I suggest, for you own good, you let him go physically, mentally and emotionally and focus on ways to rebuild and better yourself rather than looking for ways to tear him down.
RomanceRe: Over Protective Over My Girl by DaPhoenix(f): 3:33am On Oct 27, 2008
25%more:
i dnt think i ever mentioned they my reasons were valid or proven, please reread again before criticizing me or trying to proven me right or wrong. i explicitly said it is my opinion and the last time i checked opinions weren't meant to proven right or wrong, thats why it is called "opinion" okay? you could at least answer his question "how do i test whether she loves me or cud die for me"
I'm not trying to start a fight or anything but you did say and I quote:

25%more:
(of course this is just my proven experince opinion)
RomanceRe: What Is Happening To Me? by DaPhoenix(f): 3:21am On Oct 27, 2008
~Sauron~:
U would be closer to him than his parents.
Some men are closer to their mothers than their girlfriends/wives.

~Sauron~:
Kissing, Canoodling, mind-blowing sex and reh reh reh. . . . .Of course, u would succeed.
Puh-lease! You men can get all that from any of those broads on the street.

~Sauron~:
Try and sow in someone's life and u shall be rewarded in heaven. cheesy cheesy
Sweetie, you know I can't wait that long. Matter of fact, I have sowed the much I can in this man's life with that advice I dropped for him. If he does as I say, women would be all over him *hint* grin
RomanceRe: What Is Happening To Me? by DaPhoenix(f): 2:54am On Oct 27, 2008
~Sauron~:
Now i know why the real men are scarce.
They have all been snatched by women who want tailor made men. . . . .
LOL!! So you'd rather I settle for less in hopes he will change for the better? If his parents didn't succeed, how much more I?
RomanceRe: What Is Happening To Me? by DaPhoenix(f): 2:38am On Oct 27, 2008
~Sauron~:
It sounded that way.
My bad. That was not my intention.

~Sauron~:
You woulda changed him. . . . .U won't even think of dumping him.
That is what you think. I am not looking to change any man. If he is not tailor-made for me, for example the poster, too bad I have to move on. . . Next!

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