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2. When The Food Is Ready For Consumption
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3. When you want to compliment someone on their nice dress
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4. When you wish to salute someone for a good work done
Well Done Oh!

5. Those Moments you want to ask someone to be careful and not to get you angry
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6. asking someone if he/she is crazy
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7. Those moments you wish to let a friend know there is problem
Oboy, Gbege Dey Oh

8. This is you telling your friends the girls are tripping for you
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9. you telling a friend he/she gossip too much
You Too Do Aproko

10. Asking a friend if he/she is going to sleep over
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15 New Facts About Google You Don't Know
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Google is now one of the most powerful and influential companies in the world today. We all know that Google helps us to find out the best results on the web. We are going to share 15 facts about Google that you probably don’t know. So let’s go ahead and discover the 15 facts about Google.

#1 The First Google Doodle


We all know about Google’s famous homepage “Doodles” which keeps changing from time to time. However, do you know the first Google Doodle was designed as a kind of “out of office” message? In the year 1998, Brin and Page took the weekend off for Burning Man festival in Nevada. Google Guys added the Burning Man Doodle in the homepage to let a user know that Brin and Page were out of office and couldn’t fix technical issues like a server crash.

#2 First Google Server was made from LEGO


If we look around today, we will find that Google is one of the world’s biggest data storage companies. They also provide us Google drive where people can store their photos, emails and everything else. However, do you know? Google’s first storage was just a load of hard drives housed in a container built of LEGO.

#3 Google Original Name Was Backrub


In the year 1995, Larry Page and Sergey Brin met at Stanford. The precursor to Google, the earliest collaboration between Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin, was nicknamed–rather oddly–BackRub.

#4 Google’s First Tweet


Google’s First tweet is somehow geeky it reads like “I’m 01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100011 01101011 01111001 00001010.” If you are not good at binary then here is what it means “I’m feeling lucky.”

#5 Google Rents Goats


This was not a joke! Google actually rents out goats. Google rents goats from a company called California Grazing in order to cut down a number of weeds and brush at Google headquarters.

#6 Google gives the good amount of money to husbands and wives of people who die while working for them.


The husband and wives of people who die while working for Google receive 50 percent of their salary for the next decade. Moreover, their children also receive a payout until they’re grown up.

#7 Google Has a Dinosaur


We are not talking about the T-rex that appears in the Google chrome once the internet connection failed. Google’s campus has a huge model of a T-Rex skeleton which is nicknamed as STAN.

#8 Noogler and Xoogler


Do you know employees who recently joined Google are known as “Noogler” and the former or old employee is referred as a “Xoogler”? Xoogler combining the words “Ex” and “Googler,”

#9 The button “I’m Feeling Lucky” cost the company tens of millions of dollars per year


This button seems like a bit of fun. However, it was an expensive fun for Google. The purpose of this button is to take users straight through the first results that simply means skipping all the ads that show up on the search page. This is how Google misses out the huge amount of money on the advertising revenue.

#10 Girl wrote to Google to give her father a holiday because it was his birthday. This is what Google replied.



#11 Foods


Well, we all know how big Google’s headquarter was. However, do you know Google have a food station every 150 meters at every Google office? So, workers can have food at that food stall whenever they feel hungry. Isn’t that amazing?

#12 Google was misspelled


Well, there are two stories that show the name Google was a mistake! Investors have misspelled the mathematical term “googol” as “google” and the spelling stuck. Another story claimed that some student misspelled “googol” while looking for the domain for the company.

#13 Google can perform fun stuff for you


There are more than 50 easter eggs, secrets hidden in Google search itself. We have shared an article where we have mentioned almost 50+ hidden tricks and easter eggs of Google.

#14 Google owns bunch of domains


If you think Google just owns Google.com, Google.in etc, then you are wrong. Google also owns common misspells like Gooogle.com, Gogle.com, Googlr.com, 466453.com etc. You can search them, you will be landed to Google home page.

#15 Google’s Search Index is more than 100 Million Gigabytes in Size


Now that’s really huge. Google’s search index is more than 100 million gigabytes in size. So, it would take almost 100,000 1TB pen drive to contain the whole amount of data.

Above are the 15 Google facts which are very much unknown to many. There are many more facts related to Google that you will love to know which we will be sharing with you in coming days. Hope you like the post! Share this post with your friends too! And also drop your comment below.

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The 14 hilarious quote from our longest serving african king of zimbabwe as he turns 93

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So here we go, the best 10 movies about ‘magic’ of ‘all time’. That’s a tall order and will of course become a list that will be challenged by many.

What I have tried to do is collate a list of movies that feature films which have magical themes or very obvious magical references in them. Of course the rash of Harry Potter films, the excellent Lord of the Rings trilogy and even Star Wars could be included. However, from a desire to expand the list of magician inspired or magically themed movies I have left these out as being ‘too obvious’.

For reasons of brevity I have also not included fully animated movies in this list, so the likes of Fantasia, Sword in the Stone and even The Illusionist (Sylvian Chomet’s 2010 film) are not considered.

I’ve also ignored television series, such as The Magician (Bill Bixby trained by Mark Wilson), Jonathan Creek, the quirky 1970’s TV series Ace of Wands as well as specific Colombo, Midsummer Murders, One Foot in the Grave episodes that were based around magic and magicians.

So this brings us to a quick round-up of some of the best of the magician-in-the-movies films I am aware of. Starting with those just outside the Top Ten – not because of any lack of quality, just because they are a little peripheral to the main list.

Passport to Pimlico (1949) directed by Henry Cornelius and featuring great performances from Stanley Holloway and Margaret Rutherford. This great Ealing comedy contains a sequence on the tube train where magician of the day The Great Masoni, drops his case allowing his doves to escape adding to the surreal nature of the comic moment.

Dead of Night (1945) directed by Alberto Cavancanti is a superb Ealing portmanteau horror movie which contained a series of stories about a dream told by a guest arriving at remote farmhouse. The film is said to have influenced cosmologists Hoyle, Gold and Bondi to develop the ‘steady state theory’. They were inspired by the circular nature of the films narrative. However the movie contains a story about a ventriloquist and a less than charming dummy. Ventriloquism is related to the magical arts, hence its inclusion here. The story is the forerunner of one that is actually in the list, Magic, starring Anthony Hopkins.

Thirty Nine Steps (1939) directed by Alfred Hitchcock. The original and perhaps greatest version of this film the climax of which is takes place as in a theatre where a ‘memory man’ is performing. The Memory Act can be considered as a subset of the magical art of Mentalism. The great magician Harry Lorraine is world famous not only for his ‘magic’ act but also for his contribution to the training and development of the human memory.

The Raven (1963) directed by Roger Corman sees the great Vincent Price, Peter Lorre and Boris Karloff as medieval magicians involved a magical duel. This fun, camp and colourful movie loosely based on the Edgar Allen Poe poem The Raven, is not the greatest example of the Corman-Price collection, but is great fun.

Night of the Demon (1957) Jaques Tourneur. This great movie is an adaptation of M R James’ story “Casting the Runes”. Starring Dana Andrews as a sceptical psychologist ‘cursed’ by the Faustian looking magician and ‘cult’ leader Julian Karswell (Nial MacGinnis). In one sequence Karswell dressed as Dr Bobo performs magic at a children’s party. The conversation which then ensues between the psychologist and the magician holds within it a host of performance frames and ideas for budding bizarrists out there!. Tourneur apparently never wanted the audience to ‘see’ the demon. I many ways I wish he had had his way. The film would be even creepier and scarier if the terror was left to the imagination – again bizarre magicians take note!

The Magician (1958) directed by Ingmar Bergman. The only reason that film is outside the top ten is because of the possibility of being considered as being ‘pretentious’ if it is placed where I think it belongs – in the top 5 at least! Max von Sydow plays a travelling magician and ‘magnetic-healer’ (harkening back to the days of Mesmer) caught up in a tale about prejudice, honesty, the class system and….. well the whole thing is multilayered. Sydow is brilliant, he rarely speaks, and Bergman’s visuals are great. The film has been called a ‘thinking mans horror movie/. It is creepy surreal and brilliantly acted and directed.

The Great Buck Howard (2008) directed by Sean McGinly is built around John Malkovich’s character who is in turn based upon the mentalist Kreskin.

Next (2007) directed by Lee Tamahori sees Nicholas Cage as a man who can see a few minutes into the future and disguises his gift by working as a lounge magician. Cage is seen as another kind of ‘magician’ in the fantasy movie The Sorcerers Apprentice (2010 directed by Jon Turtletaub) which makes direct references to the Disney Sorcerers Apprentice in Fantasia.

Magic Man (2010) directed by Roscoe Lever stars Billy Zane who plays Darius, the Magic Man of the title. Billed as a thriller, this movie hasn’t received the best of reviews. As I’ve not seen it yet I can’t comment – but maybe a future review of this list may see it included.

So onto the Top Ten

10. Excelsior Prince of Magicians 1901 directed by Georges Melies. This pioneer of film making was a magician before turning his hand to cine-magic. He produced many short films of which this is only one, but many of which featured movie versions of stage tricks that magicians would love to be able to actually do. He was one of the first film makers to feature stop frame, time lapse and multiple exposures. He also hand painted many of the black and white films he shot. A true innovator.

9. The Grim Game 1919 directed by Irvin Wilat. Not the greatest of movies to watch, but from a magician’s point of view a must. It featured Harry Houdini in the title role showcasing his feats of escapology. Houdini, not only a great magician but a great entrepreneur embraced early cinema but to be quite honest he made little lasting contribution to cinematic art. In some ways, perhaps, Melies earlier ‘trick photography’ lessened some of the dramatic impact Houdini’s live performances will have had.

8. Lord of Illusions (1995) directed by Clive Barker and based on his novel of the same name. This film is notable for its magical references. Not only does the ‘evil’ lead character Nix have supernatural powers, but his disciples have them. One of his disciples, Swann, after Nix’s early demise (prior to his later resurrection) uses his magical powers to become a popular illusionist. The staged magic sequences are well done, there is a cameo appearance by the great Billy McCombe and the Magic Castle is represented as a place of secrets. The basic concept that ‘magic is a dangerous reality’ is a great theme for the Bizarre Magicians out there.

7. Cast a Deadly Spell (1991) directed by Martin Cambell, sees Detective, Harry Philip Lovecraft (played by Fred Ward) living in a 1940’s Los Angeles where magic is common place. He is recruited by a rich man to find a lost book – yeap, you’ve got it… The Necronomicon! It’s really a Bogart-esque film-noire with a magical flavour, of course by definition then there are magicians. It’s witty, fun and full of Lovecraftian references. Unfortunately at the time of writing it, unlike its less sharp sequel (Witch Hunt) is not available for purchase on DVD.

Witch Hunt (1994) directed Paul Schrader. A sequel to Cast a Deadly Spell in which detective, H. Phillip Lovecraft played by Dennis Hopper combats the evils and corruption of a magic wielding senator. As a sequel not shoddy, but perhaps not quite as fun as the first movie.

6. The Great Kandinski (1995) directed by Terry Windsor. This ‘made for TV’ movie must be included in this list, not only for its charm and humour, but for its sensitivities. Richard Harris (whose work is admirable) plays a retired escapologist living in a nursing home. The story revolves around Kandiski’s desire to ‘chase one more secret’ and do one ‘final show’. The escape featured is Houdini’s Water Torture cell, which is a testament to the iconic nature of that one illusion.

5. Nightmare Alley (1947) directed by Edmund Goulding. An impressive movie and perhaps one of the all time greatest examples of film noire. Tyrone Power plays a ‘psychic con man’ Stanton Carlyle whose trail of deceit and self deceit take from rags to riches to rags. Of course the magicians out there will immediately see a link to a performer who used to go out under the name Rinaldo, but was better known professionally and now to mentalists’ world wide as Stanton Carlisle. (1928 – 1990). Stanton insisted, despite many good natured challenges, that that was his real name and was not influenced by the Goulding film.

4. House of Games (1978) directed by David Mamet. OK not really a magic film, but features a performance of one of my all time magic heroes, Ricky Jay. Ricky is one of a group of con-men in this Hitchcockesque thriller. Mamet, as always does a great job in capturing mood and the movie explores human motivations and behaviours. Ricky Jay is of course no stranger to the big screen, with roles in the Bond Movie, Tomorrow Never Dies, Magnolia, Buck Howard, The Prestige and many more. This, I believe however was his first venture onto the ‘big screen’

3. Houdini (1953) directed by George Marshall with Tony Curtis in as Houdini. This movie does have a lot to answer for in that it creates some of the longer lasting myths about the life of the genuinely ‘mythic’ Houdini. His death on stage as a result of performing the ‘water torture cell’ is not fact, but the movie certainly hints at it. The ‘brush with death’ in a frozen river; the first performance of the ‘straight jacket’ at a Magicians Society dinner almost surely never happened – but the romance and innocence of the moment saves it. The magical advisor on this movie was Dunninger.

I suppose it is worth mentioning in passing that in 1998 there was a TV movie about Houdini (directed by Pen Denshem) and an earlier attempt at a biopic remake in 1976 with Paul Michael Glaser in the title role (directed for television by Melvile Shavelson). The movie Death Defying Acts (2007) directed by Gillian Armstrong focuses on Houdini’s documented interest in mediums and psychics and he is really the vehicle through which another story can be told.

2. Magic (1978) directed by Richard Attenborough and staring Anthony Hopkins. In the film Hopkins’ character starts out as a magician, but sees success as a ventriloquist. The movie charts the fall into insanity as the relationship Hopkins has with his dummy ‘Fats’. It’s a classic movie with some of the creepier overtones being softened by, what some claim to be, slower sequences of sentimentality.

1. The Illusionist (2006) directed by Neil Burger and staring Ed Norton. The pace and the feel of this film is wonderful. It is a love story with some great performances from a superb cast. The magical advice came from Ricky Jay and Michael Webber. Norton as Eisenhiem is the ideal stage magician. The cinematography is brilliant, the plot nicely involved and with, perhaps a few surprises.

1. The Prestige (2006) directed by Christopher Nolan. Whilst The Illusionist is sumptuous and engaging and at its core ‘hopeful’ and ‘romantic’, The Prestige is darker and deals with revenge, envy and competitiveness. Great performances from Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale as the feuding magicians each with a ‘secret’ and a narrative that is non-linear make the film engaging and well worth the little effort you need to keep up with the tangled web of intrigue. The ‘prestige’, the finale of the film, contains revelations that may surprise. Intelligent scripting brings the emotional tension to life and the rich magical references (Chung Ling Soo, The Bullet Catch, The Water Torture) make this film a must for magicians. Ricky Jay appears as an established stage performer and Michael Caine is great as the illusion builder – although I would never ask him to build me a vanishing bird cage!

Top12 Nigerian love songs for 2016, The year was a success one for Nigerian Music industry. Artist from All genre of music recorded success with their songs, today we are sharing Top10 love songs everybody that is in love can relate with.

1. JiLEX – “Afro Lover”

2. Ric Hassani – Gentleman

3. 2face – Officially Blind

4. Grab – Beautiful Girls

5. Run town – Mad Over You

6. Tekno – Diana

7. Phyno – Pino Pino

8. Bez – You Suppose Know

9. DJ Neptune Ft. Mr.Eazi – Marry

10. Djinee – Shout out to my Lover

11. Patoranking Ft. Wizkid – This Kind Love

12. Seyi Shay – Right Now

Introducing to you, is the latest Tecno 2016 Flagship Android Smartphones known as Tecno Phantom 6 and Tecno Phantom 6 Plus!Tecno Phantom 6 and Tecno Phantom 6 Plus are the two different variants of Tecno Phantom phone.

The Phones were officially released on September 25th 2016 in Dubai, and witnessed by thousands of business men and media personalities from Africa and the Middle East.

Tecno Phantom 6 is one of the slimmest smartphones, and it totally deserves its nickname of Beauty. The phone has a full metal body, and comes in two main colours: Champagne Gold and Anthracite Grey.

With an aluminium frame and a Corning Gorilla Glass 3 screen, the Phantom 6 is extremely resistant to physical damage.
The covers of the two phones are similar except that Phantom 6 comes in a beautiful 5.0 inch display, while the Tecno Phantom 6 plus comes in slightly larger display of about 5.5 inches.

The screen has a full HD resolution the Amoled which also helps to conserve battery power however the battery remains non-detachable from the phone. To those who love removing the battery from their phones they might not like the design.
Both phones run on a 2.1GHz Deca-Core processor called MediaTek Helio x20 Chipset. The device loads amazingly fast when booting the device, allowing you to navigate the phone and press buttons almost instantly. Below are additional information on Tecno Phantom 6 and Tecno Phantom 6 plus.

DISPLAY
The beauty and the beast display size comes in two vairant, the phantom 6 came with 5.5 inch AMOLED Touchscreen and Phantom 6 Plus was made with 6.0 FHD LTPS capacitive touchscreen, a 980*1280 screen resolution with the appearance in White, Black Champagne Gold and Gold color.


CAMERA AND STORAGE
The camera would probably be the first factor for selfie lovers, Tecno phantom 6 should probably be the best fit in for them, it came with 18MP Rear Camera and was rather split into two 13MP AF + 5MP SONY IMX 258 with Dual Back Camera with LED and its front facing camera is expected to be 8MP with LED Flash.

Tecno Phantom 6 Plus also showcase with an exact match of infinix zero 3 rear camer but tecno probably added more features, A 21MP SONY IMX 230 Camera With Dual LED Flash adorns the back and 8MP camera with flash faces you.

The storage also one of the vital thing we consider, the phantom 6 and phantom 6 plus came with an access memory (RAM) of 3GB / 4GB respectively which you already know will make your multitasking fast and easy, it also has an internal memory of 32GB ROM / 64GB. Tecno Phantom 6 has an external storage expandable to 128GB.

BATTERY
A well serving battery is featured with the flagship, 7 hours massive consuming usage. Tecno Phantom 6 Battery capacity is much more low than expected, It has a 2,700mAh with fast charging which should last for 7 hours while on heavy usage.

The phantom 6 plus battery capacity is greatly accepted, At least a 4,050mAh battery should be enough for heavy downloading while the 4G LTE is still activated, This should last over 24 hours with re – charging.


TECNO PHANTOM 6 KEYS SPEC

SIM Type: Dual SIM (Micro)
OS: HiOS Based on Android 6.0 (Marshmallow)
4G LTE: Yes
Screen Size : 5.5 Amoled Touchscreen
Screen Resolution: 980*1280pixels (267PPI)
Build: 6.15mm Slim, A full alluminium body framework – nano molded
Colours: Champagne Gold, Gold & Silver
Processor Type: 2.0Ghz Octa-Core MediaTek
Processor Name: Mediatek
Graphics Processor: Mali-T860 GPU
RAM: 3 GB
Internal Storage: 32 GB Expandable to 128GB
External Storage: microSD, up to 128 GB
Back / Rear Camera : 18MP camera(13MP 13MP AF + 5MP SONY IMX 258) with DUAL Camera & LED Flash
Front Camera : 8MP with LED Flash
Sensors: Eye Scanner, Accelerometer, Proximity
Security: Iris Scanner (2.0)
Battery: 2700 mAh Non – Removable


TECNO PHANTOM 6 PLUS KEYS SPEC

SIM Type: Dual SIM (Micro)
OS: HiOS Based on Android 6.0 (Marshmallow)
4G LTE: Yes
Screen Size : 6.0 FHD LTPS Capacitive Touchscreen
Screen Resolution: n/a
Build: Metal Body
Colours: Champagne Gold, Gold & Silver
Processor Type: Deca-core 4x 2.5 GHz + 4x 2.0 GHz + 2x 1.4GHz
Processor Name: Helio x20
Graphics Processor: Mali-T860 GPU
RAM: 4 GB
Internal Storage: 64 GB
External Storage: Micro SdCard
Back / Rear Camera : 21MP AutoFocus Sony camera with dual LED Flash
Front Camera : 8MP with LED Flash
Sensors: Finger Print Scanner, Eye Scanner, Accelerometer, Proximity
Security: Finger Print & Iris Scanner
Battery: Non-Removable 4050 mAh

The only difference spotted among the two giant phone is the screen size display, the processor. The RAM and Internal Storage and finally the Camera Mega Pixels. A sensor also have a major role to play.

Phantom 6 Plus is rubbing hands on 6.0 Inch Phablet, 4GB of RAM and a well serving internal Storage capacity of 64GB. Note that tecno phantom 6 plus do not support SDCard but you either have the option to use 2 SIM cards without an SdCard or use 1 SIM and A Micro SdCard.

A fully rage of 21MP is spotted in phantom 6 unlike phantom 6 which only have 18MP. Both are made by SONY, you should know how this will be sharp. Even Night Parties won’t be able to resist this.

Talking of the processor phantom 6 spots gigantic octa core processor with a frequency of 2.0Ghz. Phantom 6 Plus serves more with a faster deca core processor of 2.5Ghz, Helio X20 assures battery savings at least 30%.

NETWORK


2G: Yes (GSM 850/900/1800/1900)MHZ3G:

3G: Yes (HSDPA 900/1900/2100)MHZ , Downlink Up-to 42.2 mbps ; Uplink Up-to 5.76 mbps


LTE (4G): FDD-LTE 3(1800) / 7(2600) / 20(800), Downlink Up-to 150 mbps ; Uplink Up-to 50 mbps

Dual Sim: Yes, (Standby) 2 sim support functionality


DISPLAY

Screen Size: 5.5 Inch Amoled Touchscreen / 6.0 FHD LTPS Capacitive Touchscreen

Screen Resolution: 980 x 1280pixels / 1080 x 1920 pixels

Pixel Density: 401 / 367 PPI

Screen Display Type: Amoled Touchscreen / FHD LTPS Capacitive Touchscreen

HARDWARE

Ram: 3GB / 4GB RAM

Internal Memory: 32GB / 64 ROM

External Memory: Yes Up-to 128G

Sensor: Finger Print Scanner, Eye Scanner, Accelerometer, Proximity For Phantom 6 Plus, Iris Scanner, Accelerometer, Proximity For Phantom 6

Chipset: Helio X20

BODY

Full Aluminum Metal Body Cover

Dimension: 151.5 x 75.5 x 6.15 mm / 160.35 x 83.46 x 7.7 mm

Weight: n/a

Colours: Champagne Gold, Silver

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CAMERA

Features: HDR, Autofocus, Geo-tagging, Panorama, 180 degree wide viewing, Simultaneous Video and Picture recording camera with Dual Sensor and Dual LED Flash.

Front Facing Camera: 8 MP (4128 x 3096-pixel pictures) with LED Flash.

Rear/Back Camera: 13MP + 5MP Autofocus camera with a LED Flash / 21 megapixel SONY IMX 230 with DUAL LED. Flash.

Video: Yes, 1080p@30fps, Geo targeting, touch focus, face detection


MULTIMEDIA

FM RADIO: Yes

Video Support: MP4, MPEG4, H.263, H.264 player

Music Support Type: mp3, aac, aac+, eaac, eaac, wma, midi, wav, ac3, fac


PERFORMANCE AND CONNECTIVITY

OS Version: HiOs based on Android 6.0.1 Marshmallow

Java Support: Yes

Processor Type: Deca-core 4x 2.5 GHz + 4x 2.0 GHz + 2x 1.4GHz For Phantom 6 Plus & 2.0GhZ Octa-core MediaTek Chipset For Phantom 6

Wi-Fi: Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, Wi-Fi Direct, hotspot

Bluetooth: Yes v4.0

GPS: Yes

USB: Micro v2.0 (Type C Ports)


BATTERY

Battery Capacity- 2700mAh fast charging for phantom 6, 4,050mAh for phantom 6 plus (Both Non-Removable)

Fast Charging Support: Yes

Standby Time: n/a

Talktime: n/a

1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol

2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!

3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit.

4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don
wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.

5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don
born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX...

6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin
you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...

7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, and him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*

8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman...

9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...

10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band
mixed with thread.


11. dey see that rain is falling... someone will ask, "Na Rain dey fall?" No ohhhh na Stone dey fall.

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You just want us to go to your blog, isokay

Hygiene is very important, no matter what's spreading disease

No

op, i guess you have mistaken hollywood for real life, its not? what you see is a picture they are trying to paint. For example you talked about a single knockout blow, what they telling you is that the person can give a single knockout blow simple.

Words for the wise

nice and very funny

Collynzo419:
Nonsense

Nigeria is made of different ethnic groups!!

Lagos is YORUBALAND!!!!

That ethnic homogeneity you talk about is only possible because YORUBAS are welcoming and give your iboe people a chance to escape poverty .
As always, you iboes will take people for fools and have declared Lagos as no man's land which is bullshiiite.

Iboes are immigrants in Lagos and all Yorubaland. U are here because we welcome u and let u live peacefully and have a life you would not have in your village

We are progressive and will vote for anyone but that is our choice and not at your request.

Can I ask you? What opportunities do non-ibos have in your state?

U can not expect to have what you can never ever give others- hypocrites!!!

you are so on point

It is as promising as the people involed

Lacomus:
Good music speaks for its self.

If only you listen to it