₦airaland Forum

Come January 14, mmm will be back sound and healthy. #mmmMustcomeBack

Fremancipation:
This is beyond recession. This is equivalent to a refugee camp in a war zone.

You've spoken well. Just like the IDP camp

What do we call this now: reccession?

softMarket:
I don't understnd abokis at all!




At 85,that u should be preparing to die....u are busy looking for young woman that u will pour watering sperm into!



Check it....its not Good!......I don't like this at all

And the watering sperm has led to a baby. Who says one cannot perform at age 85

Issorite

This only happen when a king disrespects his crown by begging for contracts and meddling into politics

And now APC is in control of the rigging

A serving corps member contesting for LG chairman. What have we turn this country into? And if he wins, will he ignore the clarion call to serve his fatherland and serve his personal ambition. NYSC must sanction this guy.

kingoduyebo1:
Thanks for ur wisdom, may God continue to bless u (amin)

Thanks for your understanding. You shall be blessed also

Kudos to the gallant soldiers. Next on your agenda should be this dreaded herdsmen be it hausa, fulani, yoruba or igbo herdsmen

This is misleading and this is how social media will start making false heading to attract attention. "Obaseki bans illegal tax collection" could be a good heading for this topic

Just as Sogunro, rector of Lagos State Polytechnic, refuses to pay all 2010 pensioners their 8 months pension and their gratuity. This is how the curse of the dead pensioners will fall upon you.

The heading sef get as he be

If he had succeeded he would wanted to do more and more. Reccession is not an excuse to indulge yourself in criminal act

Isa was removed, Isa replaced him.
Btw, why was the first Isa removed?

Why person house go dey catch fire almost burnt into ashes and he go dey run to quench another house wey just catch fire. Nkan nbe! Strange but real

The mistakes these pastors make is calling their PREDICTIONS prophecies.

PrettyCrystal:
and the lobbying begins

Yes ooo, and dem go be like "your Highness, na me wan be the next eze-mugu of my community, se u go approve am?

And the honourable king go be like "for this kain good work wey u dey do, na u go be the next eze-mugu of the state"

btw, the man try sha. Kudos to him

Next thing dem go do na to hoist the flag for Aso rock nd tell us say dem dey remember the day dem capture zero camp. SMH

Exited beneficiaries of federal government social intervention programme, the N-Power today took to the social media to express delight over the payment of first salary since the programme kicked-off earlier this month, this also confirms that the monthly stipends for the programme is 30,000 naira as seen from the credit alert from beneficiaries. According to special adviser to Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, Laolu Akande, those who have not received their stipends should be expecting it in few days as more states completes verification exercise. 1. N-Power Beneficiaries who've been successfully verified across the country are now being processed for payment & some paid already today — Laolu Akande (@akandeoj) December 30, 2016 2. More will receive their N-Power stipends in a matter of days as we continue to receive verifications from the states. Promisec fulfilled. — Laolu Akande (@akandeoj) December 30, 2016

Too early for criticism as 2016 never ran out. 13hrs 30mins to go, still dey expect the prophecy to come true ;DToo early for criticism as 2016 never ran out. 13hrs 30mins to go, still dey expect the prophecy to come true

Nice one from Dino

RIP

Sweetguy25:
Lol. They want us to pray for them

Una too funny for this country.

Your people are being killed and you are requesting for prayers?

Yes, prayer can really help but I think before it does they need to run for their lives before the evil cults wipe them out while they await jet li to fight for them

He don really tried now that kerosene is #250/litre

An interview with S.A to the vice president in Kano radio station 99.5 fm yesterday

He said state has no right to replace candidate federal government shortlisted for the program. He also said that as at yesterday, 25 states re thru with verification exercise that hopefully by Wednesday, all states should be thru wit d verification then payment will commence. He finally said N-power portal will be reopen from 1st of January to complete the remaining 300,000 participant.

Addicted2Women:


Buhari
You will never go unpunished

Receive sense

No matter how you try hard to put down the system that has really helped the average Nigerians financially, you will not succeed. Mind you, I still got paid yesterday. If you don't have any sensible post to share rather than this misleading information, you have two options: it's either you join mmm or you let it be

pofolo:
caabee007....
my reply that you quoted was a respond to daprince's post...

just that you know....we are on same ship...

muredo:
[quote author=caybee007 post=51583163]Are we not suppose to b graduates? can't we do simple reasoning?. U logged onto ur npower account n u r redirected to a site to update ur info,yet u consider that link a scam!
We ve a simple problem which is never believing in this nation n if u don't why d desire to b a beneficiary. If u want to join,stay! Otherwise take ur exit. I mean cast ur vote for or against.

I guess you followed my post very well @ caabee007 if not go back to the first page and start reading carefully. I later reaffirmed that it wasn't a scam when i logged in. Don't come here and run comment

Harly007:
I'm from Ogun state, abk South to be precise. I was able to update my npower account (nagro) on Monday with my android phone using uc web browser. I was able to include my bank details. My phone number was used as my username and my surname was used for the password. Although it was written there that my place of deployment would be announced t me later. Since then I've been checking my account to know my place of deployment, but unfortunately this afternoon I was unable to log in to the same account I checked this morning : ..... .. I was so surprised to have seen this! I immediately went to my LGA at Ake Abk South.
I was heart broken when they were asking me what npower is. None of them were aware of the program.
Anyways., anybody in dis LG should please contact me a 07032105955 should in case any information erupts. Thanks

This government sha. I also went to Shagamu LG today with my colleagues just to resume as it was stated even though I've not been able to update my data on npvn.npower.gov.ng. We met with the chairman LG. Surprisingly, none of the LG officials were aware of N-power. The chairman said he was going to speak with the governor for proper briefing on Npower. Imagine!!! This thing jez dey taya me jawe. Facebook has more than 1billion users, we can all login at a time. Why is it so difficult for the selected 200000 applicants to login? The govt should act fast on this or fire the quack programmer(s)

Any selected aplicant frm Shagamu LGA. Pls notify if you have successfully updated your info