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Itz_pretzy: But does this mean not everybody was shortlisted...I'm kinda confused here.

Mesopotamia: help my unbelief oh lord!.....i knw u can do it......u dat made u.i nt to shortlist me out z still on d throne to perfect what u've started.

Taylor184: brother,expect the list any moment from now!!!Cos with the release of the statistics by UI,d next tin dey will do is to release the list

easyson: tribune newspaper

easyson: For anyone who cares to know...d statistical information given by dr. hesjay is true...an mbbs aspirant scored 83percent which was d highest, 7767 were invited, 7064 sat, 703 absent....53.3percent which equal 3746 students scored above 50percent...an education management aspirant scored 15%...from da most reliable source ever...the university herself

addictiv: Evening y'all great thread......I love dogs ESP the bigger, strong and aggressive ones and I plan two get one or two in future. But I have never had one so I am not familiar with the behaviour of each breed. However in getting one I want to take into cognisance that it will be kept in my family home and there are kids , i want a dog that will not bite children or family members but ll be alert at night to take down any intruder and has a deep bark but doesn't bark except when necessary.also cheap to maintain and can grow big in size.......Advice pls

Fynestboi: [color=gold]YELLOW? cant rememba eva used yellow.

And ntn is really shackng in dis, dats just my new way of posting.. So get use to it sooner...[/color]

hakings: NEWS ALERT
All prospective UNIBADAN candidates can now view their admission status on official website of Joint Admission Matriculation Board (JAMB). The management of university of Ibadan are said to have submitted the comprehensive list of those admitted into the institution for the 2013/2014 academic session to the matriculation body and it's now available online. This, according to an in - house source who reitrates that the school management are in no hurry to release the list any soon but to show compliance and adherence to beat the deadline set by JAMB that all institutions must draw down the curtains to admissions on or before the 31st day of october with heavy sanction on any institution who defies the order.
Meanwhile, it is observed that only candidates who scored 50 and above in the just released post utme results are considered for admission in the usual principle of the school authority. The management also advice any candidate who scored 50 and/or above in the exercise but whose name is not on JAMB website to wait for the change of course form as he/she might have scored below the minimum cut - off mark as required by his/her department of choice.
Admitted candidates are therefore adviced to accept and acknowledge their admission by paying the sum of seven thousand naira as acceptance fee into the school undergraduate admission processing account which will be displayed on the school website in coming days
CONGRATULATIONS TO THOSE ADMITTED!
source: me, myself and i (hakings)

davidiee: yes in that chemistry there were two no. 74. Which one will computer recognize when marking cos the two no. 74 questions different from each other

Mikebis: hahaha..laff in japnis,mk i gv u chlorine

Mikebis: shey u no knw say chlorine na blshn agent ni

shakur07: and if i may ask whrs d job Shey yhu don forget say Asup too go come home today and dat will surely mean one thing ..more peeps seeking for d available jobs

Mesopotamia: Based on my research,i've been able to arrive at the conclusion that the number of stupid girls out numbers the number of normal guys...........YES!!!...you pained......Are u stupid.......If u aint,then take a chill pill.
I'm sure some galz will take offence at this & start displaying........well,be my guest!

shakur07: yhu r blessed sire ... Go out and shine in ds world

shakur07: and am sure he wont regret it ..good mawning to yhu sire

folagbade23: good morning everyone! Pretzy u keep ignoring my whatsapp msgs, why?

shakur07: lemme ask ma OJ for permission

shakur07: shey friendship reach taboo matter ni *lmao yhu wan make dem use ma head wipe ifa abi

Mesopotamia: red alert! red aleart!
Ferocious mad man jst bit one of my men's ear.We need back up air strike!
I repeat,we need reinforcement frm the airforce.
Send in the RCH-Stealth bomber!
Copy that?
Over!

shakur07: its a taboo in ma family to beg gals *

Itz_pretzy: I said and I quote 'don't talk to me again!' *ignoring this*

Mesopotamia: May day! May day!
We have an emergency at hand!
I repeat,a mad just escaped!
Send in the medics and dispatch all search team!
Do u copy?
Over!

Itz_pretzy: finally! 26 is mine

Mesopotamia: #CoversEyeWithOneHand......ela oju kan!

Mesopotamia: alafia ni o....ese eku ife.

Arlex: [color=#770077][/color]just observing...any mews from UI?

Itz_pretzy:

Itz_pretzy: are u serz? If u are, wah date?

Itz_pretzy: Pls signify if ure a november-born.

Itz_pretzy: wth is 'because news' A tv station or wah