₦airaland Forum

shakur07: me sef no sure oh lemme go ask mama sef ....

shakur07: d last tym i hugged a gal was bk in 1994 ..six yhu jes made ma day

crispin kc: na so my line dey switched off so d guy wif 59 wats his username and u hvnt told me wat u got ebonyi state is kul o and my bro dr vic is sending his regards

temidayo damoye: Pls which of d federal unis is currently selling her pre-degree form...south west skuls like unaab,unilag,lautech,futa or ilorin

baebyfaze91: I tink i am in spirit wit quivah.....me sef dn dey speculate dt ct off....i pray it cums 2 reality......

quivah: this is my first joke here . .and I don't think its expensive

4 ins room for girls...
12 in a room for boys

Dr.'Hesjay:
To say d truth,i'm rili scared of d cutoff jhor.....rili scared

Dr.'Hesjay:
Man...u r 'off'

Itz_pretzy: hmmm I've heard yu oo

Dr.'Hesjay:
Huh?...u see what i was trynna say?...*winkz*

Itz_pretzy: Dapz u dint see me, u dint ask of me abi?

Dr.'Hesjay:
Na business oooo.....
i've bn busy ......real busy!

Dr.'Hesjay:
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Today,the 53rd independence anniversary.Between 1960 till date,Nigeria has had 15 Heads of states of government(i'm sure as students,we all know them).
Out of these Heads of Government, 4 died violently in office, one died of undisclosed illness. Some left office in questionable circumstances. One was alleged to have died on top of a sex worker. An analysis of the nation's political journey gives the millitary 29years of millitary power as against the 24 years of the civilian rule. This means 57 percent for millitary rule against 43 percent for civilian rule.
Nigeria spent the sum of N122.9bn to conduct the 2011 general elections. In fact,In June,the FG spent #5,747,694,780 to compensate victims of election violence in Bauchi,Sokoto,Zamfara,Niger,Jigawa,Katsina,Kano,Adamawa and Akwa Ibom after the 2011 presidential election. The country spent less on Education generally and far less for vocational education. We play politics with everything in our country-including education. Rather than allowing education to guide our politics as advised by Plato to John Dewey, we allow politics to guide our education.Therefore, we are slided down the long shameful corridor of instability.
The 2009/2010 Index of Political Instability shows that out of the 165 countries surveyed,Nigeria was at44th position which means only 43 out of 165 countries were less stable than Nigeria, thus putting Nigeria in the category of ''High risk/highly unstable'' countries. In the study, Countries such as Ghana,Benin,Tanzania,Malawi,Mozambique, and Ethiopia were considered to be more politically stable than Nigeria. Similarly, Nigeria is ranked 14th position in the recent 2011 Failed States Index computed for 177 countries. Somalia was first, chad 2nd,Sudan 3rd. On the other hand,Kenya ranked 16th,Uganda 21,Tanzania 65th, Senegal 85th, Ghana 114th....
Hmmm.....Ghana now far above our beloved nation in terms of development and political stability??....where are we going?
Although Nigeria is still recovering from the Niger Delta Insurgency following the Amnesty Deal, Boko haram insurgency in the North has created a higj sense of insecurity throughout the country leading to a state of Emergency in three states, namely: Borno,Yobe and Adamawa. One of the fallouts of the 2011 election is the rising tide of insurgency in the Nothern part of Nigeria. A recent survey revealed that about 2000 lives have been lost. Sometime this year, the president invoked section 305 of the 1999 constitution that states 'The President shall have power to declare a state of emergency if:
a) The federation is at war
b) There is an imminent danger of invasion
c) There is actual breakdown of public order
d) There is a clear and present danger.
E) There is any public danger that constitutes a threat to the existence of the Republic..

The 3 states affected represent 1/12 of the entire nation. Borno state has a population of 4,171,104 which is equal to the population of Lebanon,Palenstine, and Republic of Congo respectively. Adamawa has a population of 3million which is equal to the population of Cyprus and Bahrain put together.

Fynestboi: THEN AM SURE THE ADMISSION LIST WOULD JUDGE I DON SIGHT MANY OF THEM NO WORRY LAAAAAAAAAA

Arlex: Men have been reading tru dis tread frm page 717 to dis pg.FRM my observations so far hav discovered dis tread r dominated by geniuses.My class isn't here at all.

Slimmygee: wats ur own score?

oladele-luqman:
GOD has favoured us on nairaland, dats coz we've been prayin 4 ourselves on dis thread. Lets thank GOD 4 d little he has done so dat HE will do d rest dat we desire....ope lounje re...

Mesopotamia: buried ke!....datz jst a waste of natural resources[land]....I believe d body z useless after death.....or better still,make em use ma body for lab study......

Mesopotamia: i'm bisexual.can i add too?

jj9ice: Aiye Kooto Ojulari
What is the furero about 'independence Day celebration' all
about? Independence celebration amongst tears and wailing....
Independent in the face of frustration and hunger....what stupid
celebration when more than 50percent of Nigerians are living in
abject poverty and hopelessness?... What are we celebrating,
when our children are out of school and our security is not
guaranteed?! What celebration in the face of darkness?! Isn't it
better to be colonized and be safe than to be led by our own
brothers and be maltreated?! Instead of celebration, we should
be in a sober mood, we should be morning the death of those
innocent students killed by boko haram..we should be crying for
the future of this country....we ought to declare tomorrow as a
day to fast and pray for this nation.... What is to celebrate.? It
has being 53 years of directionlessness and 'anti-peopled'
policies.... It has been 53 years of monumental fraud and
impunity!!! Infact, 2Mao is supposed to be the beginning of a
powerful revolution in Nigeria! Aren't we tired of the inertness of
our leaders to our plights? For how long are we gonna sit down
while these wicked leaders loot our treasury to the last
kobo?! ...God won't come down to fight this battle for us....we
have to stand up for our rights and put a stop to this madness!!!
Good morning intellectuals!!!

Dr.'Hesjay:
Simi love...pray for ya guy oo.
It starts by 9a.m