₦airaland Forum

shakur07: me sef no sure oh lemme go ask mama sef ....

Oya sare lo

shakur07: d last tym i hugged a gal was bk in 1994 ..six yhu jes made ma day

Them don born u then?

crispin kc: na so my line dey switched off so d guy wif 59 wats his username and u hvnt told me wat u got ebonyi state is kul o and my bro dr vic is sending his regards

Hey crispin kc
I'm the guy hesjay's talking abt
Going for BDS too...59 is the score

temidayo damoye: Pls which of d federal unis is currently selling her pre-degree form...south west skuls like unaab,unilag,lautech,futa or ilorin

Not really sure, but i think UNILORIN's pre-degree sells till december

Won't believe any hear-say until UI releases an official statement.
This one called a prof, that one called a lecturer and we're hearing diff news. Are they not all working @ UI?
Me sef go call UI gateman for my own news

Samson,
hw far? Tope's place.
Shey that tin don on ni?

Pls how many rappers have we got here?
U guys dey intimidate me o




Lol

baebyfaze91: I tink i am in spirit wit quivah.....me sef dn dey speculate dt ct off....i pray it cums 2 reality......

Hmm
I pray o

Pretzy.
wassup? Have u been busy ni?

quivah: this is my first joke here . .and I don't think its expensive

4 ins room for girls...
12 in a room for boys

KILODE?!!!
Na poultry we dey?
Its nt up to that joo

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]To say d truth,i'm rili scared of d cutoff jhor.....rili scared[/quote]If ure scared, then how shud I feel?

GOODNIGHT

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Man...u r 'off'[/quote]I'm 'ON'

[quote author=Itz_pretzy]hmmm I've heard yu oo[/quote]Tanx dear
but i actually asked of u from ur daughter.

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Huh?...u see what i was trynna say?...*winkz*[/quote]Hey!
Mr man...
Ma ko igbo si baby mi lori o

[quote author=Itz_pretzy]Dapz u dint see me, u dint ask of me abi?[/quote]#on my knees#
I am sorry dear. Its just....i have no excuse sha

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Na business oooo.....
i've bn busy ......real busy![/quote]Se o ma yo owo?

Hesjay, where have u been hiding?[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay].
;
Today,the 53rd independence anniversary.Between 1960 till date,Nigeria has had 15 Heads of states of government(i'm sure as students,we all know them).
Out of these Heads of Government, 4 died violently in office, one died of undisclosed illness. Some left office in questionable circumstances. One was alleged to have died on top of a sex worker. An analysis of the nation's political journey gives the millitary 29years of millitary power as against the 24 years of the civilian rule. This means 57 percent for millitary rule against 43 percent for civilian rule.
Nigeria spent the sum of N122.9bn to conduct the 2011 general elections. In fact,In June,the FG spent #5,747,694,780 to compensate victims of election violence in Bauchi,Sokoto,Zamfara,Niger,Jigawa,Katsina,Kano,Adamawa and Akwa Ibom after the 2011 presidential election. The country spent less on Education generally and far less for vocational education. We play politics with everything in our country-including education. Rather than allowing education to guide our politics as advised by Plato to John Dewey, we allow politics to guide our education.Therefore, we are slided down the long shameful corridor of instability.
The 2009/2010 Index of Political Instability shows that out of the 165 countries surveyed,Nigeria was at44th position which means only 43 out of 165 countries were less stable than Nigeria, thus putting Nigeria in the category of ''High risk/highly unstable'' countries. In the study, Countries such as Ghana,Benin,Tanzania,Malawi,Mozambique, and Ethiopia were considered to be more politically stable than Nigeria. Similarly, Nigeria is ranked 14th position in the recent 2011 Failed States Index computed for 177 countries. Somalia was first, chad 2nd,Sudan 3rd. On the other hand,Kenya ranked 16th,Uganda 21,Tanzania 65th, Senegal 85th, Ghana 114th....
Hmmm.....Ghana now far above our beloved nation in terms of development and political stability??....where are we going?
Although Nigeria is still recovering from the Niger Delta Insurgency following the Amnesty Deal, Boko haram insurgency in the North has created a higj sense of insecurity throughout the country leading to a state of Emergency in three states, namely: Borno,Yobe and Adamawa. One of the fallouts of the 2011 election is the rising tide of insurgency in the Nothern part of Nigeria. A recent survey revealed that about 2000 lives have been lost. Sometime this year, the president invoked section 305 of the 1999 constitution that states 'The President shall have power to declare a state of emergency if:
a) The federation is at war
b) There is an imminent danger of invasion
c) There is actual breakdown of public order
d) There is a clear and present danger.
E) There is any public danger that constitutes a threat to the existence of the Republic..

The 3 states affected represent 1/12 of the entire nation. Borno state has a population of 4,171,104 which is equal to the population of Lebanon,Palenstine, and Republic of Congo respectively. Adamawa has a population of 3million which is equal to the population of Cyprus and Bahrain put together.[/quote]

Fynestboi: THEN AM SURE THE ADMISSION LIST WOULD JUDGE I DON SIGHT MANY OF THEM NO WORRY LAAAAAAAAAA

Ewo ni 'LAAAAAA'?

Arlex: Men have been reading tru dis tread frm page 717 to dis pg.FRM my observations so far hav discovered dis tread r dominated by geniuses.My class isn't here at all.

Abeg stop that inferiority thinking
ppl like u are profs already

Slimmygee: wats ur own score?

59

Is it necessary to print out the result?

Slimmygee nd quivah,
my coursemates to be. welldone o

[quote author=oladele-luqman]GOD has favoured us on nairaland, dats coz we've been prayin 4 ourselves on dis thread. Lets thank GOD 4 d little he has done so dat HE will do d rest dat we desire....ope lounje re...[/quote]...e jeba, ee je ikokore oo, ope lounje re

I'm seeing TINZ

Mesopotamia: buried ke!....datz jst a waste of natural resources[land]....I believe d body z useless after death.....or better still,make em use ma body for lab study......

Hmm
Selfless SINZU

Sinzu, this ur signature ehn..
u dnt wnt to be buried ni?

Mesopotamia: i'm bisexual.can i add too?

Hahahahahahaaa

SIMI
Sup...is ur phone dead?

We actually don't know if they'll use d aggregate or post utme alone@ fksymboll
Whatever method MUST favour US

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Simi love...pray for ya guy oo.
It starts by 9a.m[/quote]What starts by 9 a.m?