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why is this chick all about her bf .. scoffs*** .. he even cheats on you ... hahaha .. that guy hits it big and you're goner

BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON HOSPITAL Dear Naijerians You fiful are bely wukied, why are you fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival na. I was at za foint of death when I heard that za whole kwuontry is jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi. I even heard that afostle Suleman said that Christians should kee my cows and my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that afostle that ip anything hafens to my cows, I will pinish him o. Por those of you saying that ayam not pighting kwaraption because I cleared Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu and Babachir of kwaraption like a clearing agent, I want to tell you something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so ip I declare all my forlitical prends kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful cannot be pound in my farty or guberment. I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za National Assembly that ayam not coming back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they should allow His Seselency, Za Pice Fresident op za pedral lipublik of Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending when ayam back. Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe in my guberment, Isha Allah change will begin with you bepor it gets to me. Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage a frotest against my guberment, all I can say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated. Signed: Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR ©2017

AGUBANZE:
Rape them too

The sentence for rape is supposed to be rape

yeah .i support this

osazeeiyeks:
I use a Windows 10 phone and much as i love it, it's lacking in a lot of everyday software like snapchat, bank apps and the like. But in terms of security and syncing with Windows os on laptops it is wow!!

haha blo as in bro(just my way typing bro) .. i'm still on 8.1 windows ios and i've seen alot of bank app on store

Rayhandrinni:
this mumu android people....woh leave dem...na we know wetin we de enjoy

.. dammnn .. i love this

superb write up @ ths op. that no2 is what i've been trying to avoid ..

but it seems hard though superb write up @ ths op. that no2 is what i've been trying to avoid ..

chai .. why now ... why dem no give us 1 more year to flex for house ... chai for where hkuse don dey sweet me reach ..chai .. as i don mke money reach






this is not good chai .. why now ... why dem no give us 1 more year to flex for house ... chai for where hkuse don dey sweet me reach ..chai .. as i don mke money reach






this is not good

this yeeeebos can snatch anything for africa

AlfaSeltzer:
Not Satan.

satan is the weakest of all.. now get thee behind me.

this is the real baby pana ,tekno was referring to .. hahahah.


she likes big casava

everyone's gotta be weak at some point

mine wasnt a female .. but still failed maths .. why

bro killerpuxxy ..wehdonsir ...

your story no wan sweet wella

[color=][/color]weird looking girl

all looks cool .. but will they be available on all devices .. i use microsoft and most of this games don get to be on store

this is just something i so much detest .. why on earth do nigerians keep dwelling on this godforsaken mentality





boils out of thread****

Lucaz:
that guy's so dumb, come to think of it, access bank can never be a contact on your phone

but it appeared under message and not contact .. check very well

LifeofAirforce1:
The difference is clear..


Sweet Jude, I'm disappointed in you.

Na woman burst you this time.

what difference man?? there is actually no difference between the two


jude's own is a debit alert..check her own debit ert and see for yourself.

mr paul please any space for an undergraduate .. i dont care they^^ think about your organisation.. please if there is kindly reply

iamtomi:
How is this romantic

shut the bloody fucck up and learn what your grandparents should have learnt

I just tire

slimthugchimee:
how iz it any of you buisness

oh sorry .. I've got no biz with fake asses .. My bad

GreyBlood:
don't fight it. It's just a matter time before you discover you're gay.

,, no.it cant be,I'm not gay .. I'm not attracted to males besides gays scares the hell out of me .. I'm sure I ain't becoming one

skywalker240:
Agreed,

They both started android production 3yrs back along with Infinix,

Infinix, Tecno and the rest keep upgrading to meet up and what where Itel doing then, oh yes keeps churning out 512mb ram, 5000mah (which is actually 1500mah) unrootable piece of scrappy slates

Bought one for my GF and she keeps crying about battery, and low storage space(u knw ladies and photos,movies)

havnt tried the new ones though and I heared their latest device has a dent of hope, but am not buying into that for now


Whenever they say word chinko, Itel comes to mind

... Lol ..,there was that moment techno was referred to as chinko too ...just a matter of time and itel will be rated with iphone

Its gon,be marathon sex all the way..infact we gon be sexing all week

Nice one op..

But op in your late 20's you were a sex maniac





Like seriously I'm in my late 20's and I don't crave for even a pinch of,sex is that my hormones are dead or what ...



Gaddemit ., j wanna taste what sex feels like

Lizzyfroshey:
Who told you that public school has the best laboratory equipments, let me tell you something, I attended a private university ( first degree) and a public university for my masters , behold the private school I attended got a nice and gigantic laboratory equipments than the public school, before you post rubbish, nonsense and useless post, abeg kindly check your brain very well


Ode oshiiiii

. Should you. Always display your ignorance on a public forum ... Ok how about you list just one tangible reason why you should throw shades at the op while he was expressing what he thinks about the topic .. Get a life ho

davbravo:
Don't agree with no2....there are private universities with better facilities than some public universities( though not all)

..true bro .. Was going to go against him about the no2 .. You can't compare the kind of facilities in convenant uni to the one in lautech ... Even. When it comes to lecturers

Great .. But is it for those working. Under the government. And those working in private companies??

Ummm funny comments up there .. Why the rants about itel brand not good,not suitable for techy purposes..their brands are upcoming and sure they need to start from somewhere just like techno and other brands did .. Y'all shouldn't type like they are really crap,they'll get better just like the other brands. . Its just a matter of time