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Romance › Re: When Ladies See Handsome Guys: See What Happens by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 12:30pm On Mar 10, 2017

lol ... when they do that shiit .. i just smile to them anf later on act like nothing happened .. some woulf even keep staring at someone after that

Romance › Re: The Pains Of A Busty Lady by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 12:26pm On Mar 10, 2017

Axelrod:
Op which kind topic you create when dey make me check every profile with the letter (f) like this?
Mind ya self oooo!

.. lol ... did the same

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Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 8:27am On Mar 10, 2017

why is the op making it seem like havinf a gf is an achievement? .. maybe all these happens to single guys back at the stone .. surs as hell not ghys from this 21st century

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Science/Technology › Re: See The Animal I Killed In University Of Benin. What's The Name? by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 1:40am On Mar 10, 2017

arrr ... looks more of a family of bear .. but sure is a tree dweller which could be ranging from koala,racoon,maybe a baby bear .. to tbosecalling it a potto ..there's a difference tw tbose two the one the op posted has claws and potto or whatevwr doesnt have any .. so i'd go for sloth or koala .. could be this species that is resistant to snake poison and scorpion's too

Romance › Re: Ladies, Have You Wished To Have Sex With Your Servant Boy? by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 12:03am On Mar 10, 2017

EWAagoyin:
Anybody wai marry u... marry rubbish.... oponu...ode.. alaiyinironu apoda ...

Pets › Re: Igbo Trader Names His Dog 'Muhammad' In Kaduna, Fight Ensues by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 9:00pm On Mar 09, 2017

kingthreat:
Its just like a white person going to a black ghetto and wearing a t-shirt saying "Niggaz Suck"

lol .. such perzon is dead while alive

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Phones › Re: Android Subscription Codes And Data Plans For March 2017 by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 11:39am On Mar 09, 2017

that airtel weekend bundle .. does it select sim??

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Education › Re: You Wanna Study And Sleep Is Distracting You? Do These And Thank Me Later by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 8:34am On Mar 09, 2017

best way to solve this issue is chew something that will be your mouth moving for a long time aka chewing gum .. it works like magic

Food › Re: I Found Cockroach Inside Food I Got From A Buka (Pics) by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 8:18pm On Mar 08, 2017

saxwizard:
is dt all?........just put the thing one side and finish ur food jor....

@op .. i recommend this for ya .. peace

Crime › Re: 65-Year-Old Man Attempts To Rape A 15-Year-Old Girl In Jos by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 1:05pm On Mar 08, 2017

so where's the pinshure .. this lots and fake news .. how is it possible to lust after a 15yr old .. maybe she's over grown

Car Talk › Re: Self-driving Volkswagen Sedric Concept To Be Available In 2025 (photo) by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 11:59am On Mar 08, 2017

Kobicove:
The downside of this is that it could lead to job losses

very true

Computers › Re: Common Uses Of Function Keys F1 To F12 On Your Computer Keyboard by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 11:51am On Mar 08, 2017

[color=#990000][/color]good

Phones › Re: 7 Uses Of OTG Cables On Android And Tablets by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 11:36am On Mar 08, 2017

mann .. this otg thing is so cool .. me likey .. got one like this .. seems its only for laptop to laptop with the way it looks..

Food › Re: Man Saw Beans Inside Fish Pie He Bought (Photos) by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 10:09am On Mar 08, 2017

Cutehector:
Afonjas... Na their handwork

Career › Re: Woman Who Happily Drives A Dangote Truck In The North. Photos by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 10:07am On Mar 08, 2017

Mykelpato:
Can a woman use their urine to write on the ground.

Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 9:59am On Mar 08, 2017

martineverest:
i cry for u.......pidin pidgin is COMPLETELY SLANG...its BENIN and SAPELE pidgin that are real pidgin..UNIBEN speak a UNIFIED pidgin....i bet u,if aWARRI man tells u something as a LAGOSIAN,u will do a TOTALLY different thing...a warri man has SLANG for all NAIRA denotions...u HARDLY hear 10NAIRA;50 naira in warri....most of the warri pidgin comedians think they are speaking in lagos are actually not warfi.

If u include cities and town to op list,lagos and portharcourt wont make top 10....edo and delta towns will overtake tother cstates cities

alright bro ... mindset chandeg .. thanks for the info

Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 1:28am On Mar 08, 2017

martineverest:
mtcheww..ogbeni goan sidan....even who u epp,u don baff is a binin slang....we have been using it before olamide popularised it......pidgin in lagos is rubbish

bruh .ayaff accepted defeat already na

Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 1:25am On Mar 08, 2017

erico2k2:
nah only U dey stay abi U dey follow your papa dey stay?

.. bruh.. na only me oo .. me na bachelor

Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Prettiest And Sexiest Female Musicians In Nigeria/rating. by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 12:50am On Mar 08, 2017

Asawana123:
Chidimma is finer than all this girl.. She shld be topping

this just what i've been looking for ...chidinma should be first

Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 12:28am On Mar 08, 2017

erico2k2:
We never happy, drop a crate of origin and drop Deve then we fit free U

.. lol ...if uan fit come my crib .. i get something wey pass that one

Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 12:24am On Mar 08, 2017

abeg oo .. mke una no skin me alive oo .. i give up .. una wafis ,na una get pidgin,troway salute for una .. lagos dey learn for where una dey .. una don happy soo??

Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 12:02am On Mar 08, 2017

Ekinematics:
You guys mistake accent for number of speakers. I've lived in both PH and Warri. There are way more pidgin english speakers in PH than Warri. What makes Warri pidgin popular is the accent and maybe the slang.

tahh... lagos pidgin get more slangs than warri inhibitants pidgin speakers

Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 10:52pm On Mar 07, 2017

Joavid:
remove Ibadan from that list.

Folks who grew up in Ibadan can't speak Pidgin.

.. hahaahh ... not true .. my friend at sch is a perfect example .. dude speaks pidgin like his life depends on it

Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 10:10pm On Mar 07, 2017

erico2k2:
How is that so?
If warri pidgin is been spoken right here you will be excluded,you wont even know what dem people are talking.

... haha see you ..i know xay pidgin rise from warri but lag don like rebrand am .. that sort of way i mean

Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 10:04pm On Mar 07, 2017

to me i feel lag should top that list .. there's even this thing with posh pidgin trending in lag nw and besides most pidgin slang were created in lag

TV/Movies › Re: Kemen Sexually Harassed Tboss - Payporte Releases Statement by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 10:16pm On Mar 05, 2017

can someone screengrab the part where he perv'd ob tboss .. me no dey watch this thing abeg

Politics › Re: Biafra: MASSOB Shuts Down Camps In Igboland Till Further Notice by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 9:56pm On Mar 05, 2017

these lots be wasting their golden fighting for something that will never be .. while my igbo friend that doesnt give flying f.uck about biafra are busy hitting it big ...issokay sha you ipob flat.inos can kwantinu

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th March 2017 by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 7:20pm On Mar 04, 2017

yipeeee

.... i forsee 5 goals to nil as the match ends

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th March 2017 by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 7:13pm On Mar 04, 2017

LesbianBoy:
Which league are you talking about? To give you HOT slap just dey hungry me!

abegggg

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