Epositive:
in addition to what the bros ahead of me scripted
15. They are interested in break up stories.

16. they are die-hard fans of these following channels:
i) BBN
ii)telemundo
iii)zeeworld

17. most of them are introverts

#positivevibes

FTBOY:
tut, tut, tut!!

none of this makes sense to me...

1. i've seen dirty boys who also have dirty girls as girlfriends...and they live dirtyLY ever after.

2. saving money is what any young guy with a good head on his should always discuss whether he has a girlfriend or not.

3. i've witnessed cases where a wife or a girlfriend would walk into a brothel to catch her man red-handed. men, naturally, are never sexually satisfied with just one woman, even the pastors.

4. it's a regular phrase the average nigerian guy says. even girls criticize us - and still fvck us.

5. masturbation is a bad habit like smoking and gambling. men use vaseline or soap, women shove different objects with the shape of penis. they just want to do it themselves and discharge Fluid with 'ah!'. even married people masturbate.

6. hmm...this one is strange.
the only people i know that try to discourage their friends from having girlfriends are fagg0ts and men of God.

7. hire girlfriend? this is so fucking strange too. i mean is there a website where one can find girls for hire?
if a girl agrees to go on a date with you and allows you to touch and kiss her, she has become your girlfriend!

8. stay indoors on valentine's day?
so, what if i'm broke and i decide to stay indoors to avoid spending; does that mean i don't have a girlfriend? na only girlfriends dem dey do valentine for? i always do mine for the motherless babies - there's one at ikosi, ketu.

9. most people watch porns. and, to be honest, girls love storing porn flicks in their phones more than guys. some guys store particular porns because they like the action, others do when they can't download them from the site...this has nothing to do with not having a girlfriend.

10. people who use those statuses you mentioned are small boys that are still passing through the stages of puberty.
they're h0rny and very curious but they're too shy and naive to approach a girl. updating their facebook/whatever status with captions like "being single rock," "grown mehn shiit", "no time for ladies", "i have 18 million naira in my account", etc are their way of passing the message that they're single and very lonely. even right here on nairaland, check the statuses of those boys fond of creating threads to bash the girls. it's one of the symptoms of a frustrated young virgin boy who wants to get laid so badly.

chiraqDemon:
1,3,4,6,7
Those are wrong
Ion visit brothels and most my fellow chronic single guys dont, in fact im a V
Ion hire gfs for my parties
I might or might not stay inside like this val i was at the bar with guys then went to watch match
I dont discourage guys from having babes
I even encourage them coa i like hearing their stories when they quarrel
Guys even call me to come and settle their relationship problems cos im good at convincing ppl to reason logically
I do have abt 2.6gb of porn on my phone tho

tosyne2much:

dollyjoy:
Who asked you

henrylowe:
You cant even hide the fact that you're pained by this thread

Epositive:
in addition to what the bros ahead of me scripted
15. They are interested in break up stories.

16. they are die-hard fans of these following channels:
i) BBN
ii)telemundo
iii)zeeworld

17. most of them are introverts

#positivevibes

popefuse:
atleast the thread relax ur nerves abi?

vedah:
They also sit down to write this epistle cos they've got no babe.

vedah:
They also sit down to write this epistle cos they've got no babe.

cutieberie1:
Haha nice one op
No 1 some guys with babes are still dirty whenever they want to meet their babe they will try to look neat
No 3 some womanizers that have gfs still visit d brothel
No 6 is right a guy wit a gf can not advise his guy not to date it rarely happens
No 9 some guys in relationships still have it in their phones