₦airaland Forum

Zuria:
I would even sell 193 family members PVC included

madam!wetin happen na

ani33:
For 1 $billion I will sell INEC

lol u wicked ooo

SMALLPENIS:
Bros, you are Saying all this for likes, face the fact, you'll sell it for #1million sef

lolz wetin mk u fink so??

SMALLPENIS:
BIG YES!!!

badt man

charix:
I'd sell my own willingly for N25,000.00

lol i fink dahs too cheap

lekkie073:
I gladly sell it for one billion kobo

lol naso u lyk moni reach?

SMALLPENIS:
Change the naira to dollars and I'll gladly get people to sell theirs for free +mine

so u will sell it @$1bn?

my vote is my right,so i wont sell it 2 secure a brighter future.
SAI APC
SAI BUHARI

my vote is my right,so i wont sell it 2 secure a brighter future.

if pdp members appraoch you to buy your pvc for #1bn will u sell it?


lets hear your view

Vision4God:
Less than 18 is not gud.

abi...dahs y am suprise oooo

bauer00:
this is ridiculous o o o....i doubt if d marriage wil last

i doubt too

Obascoetubi:
Buhari's cultist boys at work

evrifn na buhari
see ur head

olafunny:
This is child abuse. Like seriously, sumtin must b done.

#ihavedecided.
Buhari will do something about it.

buhari again
na evrifn buhari go do??

well i fink is lack of visions

i used to wonder of what benefits is it for one to get married at early age thats designed to acquire knowledge and skills that will be useful in the future.
And this issue of early marriage is common within d hausas.
I witnessed 3 marriages in zaria town between ages of 11-13years,the picture below serves as reference

WE NIGERIANS MUST VOTE RIGHTLY IN 2015
If SOMEONE is
J= Just
O= On
N= Negative
A= Assignments
T= To
H= Harm
A=All
N= Nigerians
THEN we must also find someone who will
B= Bring
U= Us
H= Hope
A= And
R= Remove
I= Incompetence
CHANGE IN 2015...

Obanz2:
brainless

ur family are brainless

6weeks counting wif attacks...oga jona shud jus tell us he needs more blood b4 he leave aso rock...sobs

dahs a warning 2 GEj

wots condom??

eyaa..commit d sucide on tym....mumu na solution be dat?

kay1one2:
These people should stop killing themselves! Allah doesn’t exist! Neither do virgins! Only Jesus!

dis statement is unfair na...every1 wif deir belief

diz is unfair na

fnk God say dem no throw bomb @ d event

Wuuworld:
I rep team number 2....no time to delay...

lol...badt man

ok...mr jona

i belongz 2 no 5

I visited the bank this monday morning and met quite
number of people at the bank door so decided to pen
down my observation..Enjoy!
1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the door with their hands
raised up and their heads bowed down like they have
given their life to christ.. People inside will be like ”Oga
enter the door has opened.!
2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will
open and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started
yelling at me.. Do fast come out nah,when the door hasnt
opened yet…. i was like come Jack me come out nah.. grin
grin
3. First timers.
This ones dont know how to operate the door,some will
even think the bank has closed,some will wait for
someone to comeout before they enter.
4. The suspecious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
belt,necklace,wristwatch,bangles,shoes,drop their
phones,keys even after much done they would be denied
entrance.. The security officer be like ”oga you be welder ?
cheesy ”
5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea
of how to bypass the sequrity..when they enter the door
they would hold out every metal object like keys,phones
outside the door until the door makes attempt to close..
When one door closes the other must open. wink
6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in entering the door,
even when they enter alone they will want to know how
many people are inside the bank before the door opens.
7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door and ask questions that
one needs to consult the gods before they answer,
questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?
8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally
two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and
outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously
like a game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!
Feel free to add yours!

ko kan aye

dahs y we nid change....SAI BUHARI

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