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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hi There, Received An SMS That You Have Been Pre-selected? #npowerng by dapsonjegz(m): 4:30pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
What's the fate of a pre-selected serving corp member in the physical screening exercise?? #npowerng |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hi There, Received An SMS That You Have Been Pre-selected? #npowerng by dapsonjegz(m): 10:53am On Nov 22, 2017 |
npowerng:What's the fate of a pre-selected serving corp member in the next stage of the screening exercise |
Education / Re: That Moment When Teacher Says "Come And Sit On The Front Bench" During Exam:pic by dapsonjegz(m): 7:05pm On May 21, 2017 |
TreasuredLeidy:brilliant student lyk me, abi |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Call-Up Letter Updates by dapsonjegz(m): 10:14am On May 18, 2017 |
stillwendy:join kwara state WhatsApp group https:///1V1r4maquZs31qyNk5cVhH |
Investment / Re: CNN, BBC Predict The Future Of MMM Nigeria by dapsonjegz(m): 8:19pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: Fayose Is A Dreamer...Lere Olayinka (2014) by dapsonjegz(m): 11:51am On Jul 11, 2016 |
who is lere olayinka?? mere school politician |
Nairaland / General / Re: Guy Who Used To Borrow In School Is A Pilot Now by dapsonjegz(m): 11:41am On Jul 11, 2016 |
yeah,problems have no root but also note dat d elevator to success is out of service Buh d stair is always available..meaning nothing good comes easy in life...soar high & work tirelessly 2 be a successor. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Speaks Against The Killing Of Blacks In America, Fans React by dapsonjegz(m): 1:04pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
welcome 2 naija where pple will transfer aggression to d innocents ...hold Buhari responsible not tiwa 6 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: "Sex On The First Date Led To This For Me" -Recently Married Woman Reveals. PICS by dapsonjegz(m): 11:05am On Jul 09, 2016 |
dollyjoy:naso virgin mary |
Family / Re: Relatives Turning Us Into Their World Bank by dapsonjegz(m): 10:03pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
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Education / Checkout This Statement By Lagos State University Students' Union President by dapsonjegz(m): 1:08pm On May 17, 2016 |
ABOMINATION : GNS DIRECTOR DISRESPECTS LASUITES, CALLS US HOOLIGANS AND UNSERIOUS STUDENTS. AND OF THE GREATEST LASUITES 00!!!!!! ARTICULATE LASUITES OOOO!!! EVERKONIGBA LASUITES OOO! And of the GREATEST KAAABAAA! ARTICULATE KOOOBOOOO! EVER REASONABLE KAABAA-KOOBOOO!!!! NO 1, NO 2, NO 3....... THUNDER........ FIRE!!!!!!!! KULU.... KULU... TEMPER!!!! GREATEST LASUITES! Yesterday was a day to remember. Having received hundreds of complaints from LASUITES with regards to the GNS issue, we filed a petition against the University Management and the Director of GNS. Subsequently, a meeting between the University authorities and the SUG representatives was called. At the meeting, we made our positions clear about the issue only for the GNS Director to open his uncouth mouth and started raining insults on LASUITES. In his words, he said : "LASU students are unserious with their studies, they are hooligans. I don't even recognize the Students' Union as it never existed during my own time and even till now. Am an academia, and I don't discuss with unserious students". He also went ahead to push a student who tried to explain things to him. As a matter of evidence, we have an audio record of all what he said. Can-Never-Be-Intimidated LASUITES! The GNS Director rained all these insults on us despite the fact that, GNS results sheets at various faculties today,has shown that students who scored as high as 94/100 were given Zero instead. Instead of this violent GNS Director, to apologize and resign from his position as he is evidently incompetent, he went ahead to rain insults on us and even tried to beat up one of us for expressing himself. "He called us 'unserious hooligans' despite the fact that we scored as high as 94% and they still uploaded Zero on our profile out of their shameful incompetence". Our CGPAs has been damaged, our hearts are broken, we are pained,but yet................................. we were insulted! GREATEST LASUITES! as President Tayour right said today : "We are the most militant students in the whole of Sub-Saharan Africa, the East of Limpopo and North of Arabia. Our patience has been exhausted and our anger can no longer be curtailed". Ever Militant LASUITES! The Yorubas would say : "Eni toba fi ori ja ile agbon, odidandan ki agbon ta". It is also well and widely known that : "The Dog that dares mock the Lion, will end up being consumed by its own actions". LASUITES are ready to strike anybody mercilessly!!! Flowing from the above, we hereby call on all LASUITES, from all Faculties, to troop out massively in their thousands, to Campus on Wednesday and converge at Abe-Igi,Faculty of Arts for a MASS ACTION against the oppressor by 8am.The Mass Action is aimed at expressing our displeasure against the GNS results and the insults we received from the GNS director. The battle line has been drawn and we are no longer interested in any roundtable discussion. INDOMITABLE LASUITES! Tell a friend, to tell a friend, that on Wednesday is the day of freedom and liberation. A day to fight the oppressor and tell the proud peacock that LASUITES can never be insulted or intimidated over their own rights. Wednesday is the day, Abe - Igi is the venue and sending the oppressor out of campus is the mission as we've declared him a 'persona non grata'. "Oba to n dari afefe, Dari oppressor senu trailer, Oba to n Dari afefe". FREEDOM COMETH BY STRUGGLE! ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!!!! Jointly Signed : Sekoni Taofeek Tayo, President, Lagos State University Students' Union. 08147476064. Abinde MOTUNRAYO (She-Spire). LASUSU P.R.O, 15/16. |
Celebrities / Re: Olukayode Salako: TeeBillz Is An Irresponsible Married Man by dapsonjegz(m): 8:20am On May 04, 2016 |
everybody sha wan tok...NOTED Mr man 1 Like |
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by dapsonjegz(m): 12:51pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE |
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by dapsonjegz(m): 1:17pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
EPISODE 4 Got to krissh's domot in no time, met him in the lIving rooM flexing with a bae, i wasn't suprised, good radiance to bad rubbish. Everytime girls!! Na only him waka come. I walked him and gave him a lets talk look. He got the message i was trying to pass across, he took his bae to his room and came back to me at the living room. Krissh : ife how far? Me : i'm gentle o Krissh : why the face? Me : guy i need your help with payment stuff. Lost the contact of the guy who helps me with it in ib. Krissh : How much does the guy charge you? Me : 20% of the amount am getting Krissh : that's much Me : yeah, but at least it's something Krissh : well i could help you set up your own medium of payment in minutes. Me : ya! that's what am talking about. That's why am here. My maga iz ready to bill up Krissh : Oh it's a sharp sharp thing Me : yeah o Krissh : have you heard of token? Me : nope Krissh : chai you are really a learner Me : anyhow unlearn me Krissh : okay give me few minutes to clear this bae. He went in, i was busy on my pc. 1 hour passed by krissh waa yet to show up. Is this guy mad, few minutes is becoming few hours. 30 minutes later he came out putting on singlet and Boxers hand in hand with the bae , she was fully dressed, in my mind i knew this foolish guy had choosen pussy over helping me, Am sure he just finished a match with the way he was sweating. He walkes the girl out and came back to me.. Krissh : ife can you spend your night here, so we can do it at night, right now, i am tired faa. Me : ypu dey craze faa. You askes for few minutes, you spent few hours, can't you just control yourself? Krissh : guy you can't understand, can't let such a big fish get off the hook like that. Me : you are high, so now after waiting endlessly , you want to post me fa, that ain't happening o, let's get to business. Krissh : lolz no vex now, the girl was a machine, she was going non stop mehn. Me : quit telling me your story abeg Krissh : okay let me drink some extra joss, so i could have a enough energy. He went to his fridge and brought two bottles of extra joss with two glass cup. He let him drink to his satisfaction but i joined him. Krissh : ok now, let's get down to business. He made a skype call to his friend who i suppose to be a yy also but stays abroad. He told the guy to get him an Account, the guy did sharply, and we create like two more accounts, one in south africa, another in malaysia, so we had full access to the accounts. He then told me once a payment had been made to the first Account which was in uk, i should transfer it to the 2nd Account then 3rd then 4th. I should then go cash it via western money via my Account. Sharply i put that into test, billed up my maga that was online, the white nigga was forming had to get , i sent two nude pictures of the girl i was faking to be, to him. and gave him my perfect format, He concured straight up, i send my account details to him, and thanks to mobile banking , he transfer the money into my account. I didn't waste time, i wired it through the 4 accounts, and made a transfer from my malaysia account, so i got the money in naira. As in no stress at all. Me : krissh maga don pay shout halleluyah Krissh : oya ife toh sure. Lets celebrate now Hmmmn i've learnt my lesson from my previous lifestyle in ib, tryibg no to spend wastefully but this a first payment in a long time. It's worth celebrating tho codedly. Krissh and high headed for time out. We were dancing with girls, Drinking and popping champagne, krissh was literally high, he even paid for all the expenses. We went back to his domot I was with a girl, and krissh two girls. I rushed my bae to krissh's second room. And played a tactical, breathe taking match With her. She got tired oh, and i was still full of energy, chai frustration, i guess it's the work of that extra joss we took earlier, hmmmn no wonder krissh took two girls along, he Must have known the effect of the drink. I masturbated a little and slept off Hmmmn what a wonderful night 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Charly Boy's Son And Grandson by dapsonjegz(m): 1:36pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
LANKY...Juz lyk area father |
Family / Re: My Wife Has Taken My April Fool's Joke All Wrong...please Help!! by dapsonjegz(m): 9:02pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Blasts Lagos Government And PHCN by dapsonjegz(m): 5:46pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
dahs y u a Nigerian...black out nation.....proudly Nigerian |
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Stuns In New Photoshoot (photos) by dapsonjegz(m): 5:40pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
gorgeous 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Accident Invoving A Truck And Peugeot504 In Plateau State (Graphic Photos) by dapsonjegz(m): 5:34pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
Wot! diz is catastrophe.. rip to d dead |
Politics / Re: Umar Jibrilla Bindow's Son's Bride (Photos) by dapsonjegz(m): 5:21pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
is he a fool y 2day? |
Politics / Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by dapsonjegz(m): 7:39pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
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Education / Re: JAMB Candidates Protest At New Telegraph's Office (photo And Video) by dapsonjegz(m): 5:11pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
dahs d change u all voted for..during GEJ regime I wrote 3 jamb & I passed all wif high score.. |
Crime / Re: Dismissed Soldier Kills Girlfriend Over Text Messages by dapsonjegz(m): 9:19pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
dz is bad...let's tell baba buhari 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Tee Billz Birthday Message To Tiwa Savage As She Turns 36 (photo) by dapsonjegz(m): 1:04pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
I go love ooo |
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma And Korede Bello Performing On Altar Of Church [PICS] by dapsonjegz(m): 7:57pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
who is korede bello?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Imagine Jega Fool President Jonathan & Nigerians by dapsonjegz(m): 10:34am On Mar 31, 2015 |
IAmTobore:LOL wetin u go do am |
Jokes Etc / Re: Imagine Jega Fool President Jonathan & Nigerians by dapsonjegz(m): 10:06am On Mar 31, 2015 |
na jonathan go kill am |
Jokes Etc / Imagine Jega Fool President Jonathan & Nigerians by dapsonjegz(m): 10:05am On Mar 31, 2015 |
What if jega announce the results on April 1st that goodluck wins and few hours later he says it's April fool? |
Politics / Re: Live Presidential Coaliation Going On @ Channels Tv by dapsonjegz(m): 2:21pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
UrennaNkoli:all is well dear |
Politics / Re: Live Presidential Coaliation Going On @ Channels Tv by dapsonjegz(m): 2:20pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
Janet101:we pray so |
Politics / Live Presidential Coaliation Going On @ Channels Tv by dapsonjegz(m): 2:08pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
inec chairman doing presidential election coliation @ channels tv Live |
Politics / Re: Senator Ndume Broke Down In Tears After Voting In Maiduguri by dapsonjegz(m): 7:01pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
do u mean all dis incorrect graama was said by a senator?? go bk & read hs speech..mark diz 2 words "come & break" shm |
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