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gabrywyl:
wetin I fit do for your neighbour? If you liek to toast her, learn to cook Asian food naaa. A women's heart is through her stomach  



Ok guys. Gotta go. nice chatting with ya. Odabo oremitoduns

No be only food I don cook better food for myself

Xie Xie, Zai Jian

Sissy come here, where is the meeting point I must know what this weapon is or u post the pix here

gabrywyl:
Ok. Here are the steps to be president.

1) Kill your government. make sure you slaughter them all good and make sure not a single one of them fit live to wear their next brand new underwear

2) Rob all the money from the rich people and divide them equally to the poor

3) Whoever litters and spit on 9ja ground will be slaughtered to pieces and be fed to the Bush Animals

4) drink lots of water

5) Dont tell your plans to anybody especially not to your momma. Cause your momma will tell the whole world. That what women are known for. CNN Mouth

When you're done with that, they are next steps to take.

Now you have broken rule number 5, you've just told the world the plan, its really true girls are parrots

gabrywyl:
I know you ooo. . . Just because i be ghalf chinko and to you guys I might have eyes shaped like a rat does not mean I be rat ooo


Kolomental? Na lie. . I am perfectly professional in all matters.

dui bu qi I would have qualified you as a rabbit or cat if I wanted to refer to ur eyes. It was all a joke anyway. I can not yab you, because you will be the one to give me the password to this my chinko neighbor Abi you no go give me?

gabrywyl:
What he meant by suffer is not in the country sef. Its the fact that its hard in most countries. Most countries do not accept a Nigerian passport. and like in nairja, supply of electric and water is not as advance as in many other countries, one whole family had to stay in one place instead of having their seperate rooms. Too much corruption in the country. The rich becomes ritcher and the poor become poorer. . . Things like that. . . If you know what I mean

May be true to an extent.

That is why I wanna start my campaign from Nairaland, DapsyCool for 9ja president 2020

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=198740.msg3521886#msg3521886 date=1235722255]u knw it is curiosity that landed a bullet on the head of a bird

but if u still want to satisfied ur curiosity then holla @ me [/quote] Mo gbe, nothing do me, Ebi toba le lan ba omo okunrin: Place wey hard nahim we dey meet strong men where is the meeting point

gabrywyl:
Pele ooo but Im speaking the true hard cold facts.

Do I look like a rat to you?

You dont have to be a rat to consume overdose of rat poison. Anyway sha ur kolomentality makes you lively.

gabrywyl:
suspecting my bf? Nope. Just that I notice many naija guys are like that. They told me their mind and the majority thinks like that. My bf does not want to go back to his country anymore unless if to meet his family. But only for a vacation. he tells me that he does not want his children to suffer in Naija. Thats why

Ehn ehn, Suffer ke, I don't think I suffered before I left Naija o. Anyway I believe we are all different even if we are from the same country, though some things might be similar.

but don't assume Naija guys do experiments abroad o, I just like to have fun on nairaland o, I be pastor pikin, I dont know anything

@ gabrywyl, the only known cure to craziness is rat poison, take 25 capsules per day for 2 week, with alcohol. You will thank me after 2 weeks

@ Sissy, what is this weapon you got for mass destruction, I am curious to know

gabrywyl:
Ok. . . So u be same ooo. . . Am sure you dey try out but in the end of time, you will surely marry a Naija girl right?

No be so o, I'm Nigerian by birth but I am a citizen of the world. I can marry from anywhere white, black, brown, chinko, orobo, lepa. And are you suspecting your bf?

gabrywyl:
heheheh I can imagine you speak in Chinese. I bet it will sound like my bf's sland. LMAO!


Huh? U wanna get a chinko gf? I thought dark cho guys like you guys dont like Chinko's?

You have convinced me I will find a chinko in the right proportion plus configuration and variety they say, is the spice of life, make I try first Maybe a trial will convince me, Moreover this my chinko neighbor resemble Aliyah So nothing do me.

gabrywyl:
LMAO!!!!!

U forgotten your NI at the front. U say Nie Hen piao liang or you could say Ni hen mei. Its the same meaning. Wow! U can speak some mandarin alright! are you living in Naija?

My chinese dialect is Hakkha but I can speak some Mandarin and Cantonese and a little bit wee of hokkien

I love languages, to me Chinese is like a comedy, and those girls blush at my Chinese skills, not so good but to see a 9ja trying to speak is very funny.

I don't live in Naija, I live in the Scandinavian, Helsinki at the moment.

and I might be in China for a project next year, so I'm trying to have some skills, it will be useful, atleast I suppose get babe for my 6 months there

gabrywyl:
Wetin be the antidot sef?

I meant I got a cure

Sissy = rabbit

gabrywyl:
Craziness happens twice a month? Ok, so i guess if you are with me, you might faint ooo cause my craziness comes almost everyday.

ah ah, i have an anti-dote for ur craziness, I cann send you some, just use for 14 days, and your life will change forever.

so I sabi Chinese pass you
Ni Hao Ma?
and I say this to the chinko girl every morning ; Hen Piao Liang.

gabrywyl:


Im surprise with you now. . . from your pic. U look like a serious dude ooo. . . Never know you could be yeye like me as well

For real I'm as cool as my nick name dapsy C L, but the craziness happens twice a month so don't blame me o

gabrywyl:
ehmm ehmm Ehmmm be chinko language ooo. . . U no sabi?    


What are the coded reasons?  

ah ah wetin ehmm ehmm Ehmmm mean for chinko o, because I never learn reach that stage.  
The reasons I will write in Chinese when I figure that out , alright?

gabrywyl:
ehmm ehmmm ehmmm

What are you ehmmmmming, confess now before it's too late, as for me, I will date you for coded reasons

Now I nominate u for miss Nairaland, for a Chinko to have correct bobby and booty
If they don't appreciate you, or you look abnormal to them, just come straight to me, I'm all yours No service charge,

The animal name that soothes you now is HORSE I don't need to elaborate on that

gabrywyl:
Tiger cause you look strong.


and yes, Im half chinko

ah ah nihao , cos my neighbors are chinko, they are the first chinko I've ever seen with big booty and how come you speak pigin english so well?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=198740.msg3521472#msg3521472 date=1235714907]stop pretending nah, u knw wot i mean [/quote]

@ Topic hmmmmmm, fish

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=178036.msg3521476#msg3521476 date=1235715370]only if u can it rain not rain like water fall 4rom the sky oo lmao [/quote]Sissy let's meet behind the camera sho jasi

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=178036.msg3521448#msg3521448 date=1235714360]only on one condition[/quote]What condition?  

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=198740.msg3521443#msg3521443 date=1235714245]dog cox i think he likes that **8*style [/quote]Elaborate pls before I name you o, cos my mouth can be good and bitter

Nothing do me o, make u self dey give me good names, don't be surprised to see ya hobby wearing a boxer with the tag DapsyCool cos I intend going into underwear's as a designer, both male and female

@ Topic, this girl fine men, I give her dove

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=178036.msg3521398#msg3521398 date=1235712614]I can belive that oh, but good thangs get levels, this one naaa, super, duper oh,   [/quote]Levels    You no dey fear   I'm black, handsome, I sing, plus I'm rich and I'm a flirt  

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=198740.msg3521395#msg3521395 date=1235712478] [/quote]What did I do to you na, I got the award for the most faithful bf and the coolest guy from primary school straight outta college.

nothing less than 50 sexy chicatos like you gave me my nick name dapsy C L

Ko easy men.

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=198740.msg3521351#msg3521351 date=1235710992]A cheater [/quote]

dapsy C L

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=178036.msg3521356#msg3521356 date=1235711125]Nope, hes way too out there for me oh [/quote]Wetin I do you na

@ Topic, another yes I like good things just like my dad

She gotta be a model, on the front page of a magazine

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=226621.msg3521353#msg3521353 date=1235711065]Yahoo Yahoo?, kini meaning yen oohh? [/quote]Yahoo Yahoo is a mental game between the smart guy/girl and the mugu/maga, it is lucrative and doesnt require any special education or degree, plus it is resistant to recession. Like I said before, your pix is a good tool for yahoo marketing.

Contact me, if you wanna enroll

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