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Cat u look chinko

Your pix is a good tool for yahoo biz fine girl looking chum chum

Moyola:
Ha! itz ah slip of tongue!

@ topic

Nay!

@ Topic, yes for coded reasons

DreaShola:
Pure water

@ Topic, dry fish

Agege bread

@ topic, Yes Yes Yes

@ Topic Trap ke Even if it's a triplet OYO remains your case You go only suffer pass church rat My hobbies include relocating from Point A to B, so any belle trap = Relocate. We will settle scores in Heaven

So girls, don't try it o

Moyola:
Yu fiit?

@ topic
nosy parka

Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now get back to the topic of discussion b4 I flog both of ya Moyola and godass

After going through this thread, now I understand why Nigerian banks are shit, just like their workers
you sit your lazy ass doing nothing, thinking you are working, getting paid in thousands. What you are meant to do, u aint doing it, you waste so much time doing what a simple computer program can do.
I rest my case for now
"Calling GTB, where the Bleep is my money?"

Long thing!

whitelexi:
Is she trying to say i'm not husband material cos of some financial issues she mentions in the beginning, and some respect issues she mentions in the middle, or some cooking/cleaning skills she mentions in the end
All this talk no get head. . . There is nothing like husband material, all men are husbands when they want cos they do the marrying. Women just have to understand that everything can never be as equal as they wish it. . . It has never been, and it will never be oh, thats how God created it, and thats how it will remain!

Sorry to say, this man doesn't exist, don't waste your time.

onlysose:
I was born and bred in kaduna but currently working as an internet engineer in victoria island. I Left for lagos after my graduation, on camp I found out that I was more exposed than most lagosians on NYSC camp. May it is because I spend most of my time on the Internet- I dont know. But I believe you can llive in kaduna, kano or Jos and be more exposed than a lagosian, it all depends on you.

I have come to understand that everyone staying in the west stays in lagos. IN ABU zaria most of my friends that claim they stay in lagos were no where to be found.

note
the nternet has made the world flat, flat in the sense that it doesnt matter where you are now physically, you can be more exposed than an American. Whether you are a Russian astronaut aloft in a spacecraft, a Bedouin tribesman in the desert with PDA/cell phone, or a Canadian work –at-home mother with her office in a spear bedroom, you will be able to connect with nearly anything or anybody anywhere. You will be able to participate in telephony, teleconferencing, telecommuting, teleshoping, telemedicine, tele-education, televoting and even telepsychotherapy not to mention a few

More exposed than most Lagosians lol and if you wanna talk about Internet making you better, then you lost the battle. If not for MTN and co, browsing outside Lagos is a Joke, at the speed of 1kb per minute .
Coming back to the internet, it can not make you 100% exposed, there are some things you gotta see or feel, to know the koko.
So Mr James, Lagos is the koko.

Eko o ni baje o! No Lagos, No Nigeria.  
You haven´t lived in Lagos, u r dumber than dumb (just kidding )
For all those saying shit about Lagos being a slum, u must be on cheap weed. I have not being there for sometime, but I know Fashola is doing magic.
Wait till u see correct transport system being implemented, BRT, Lagos rail; Train from cotonou via mile 2, water transport, abi na the pimped walk way, street lights, flowers ati be be lo, but remember to pay ya tax, to avoid deportation. Lagos Mega City, here we come!
By the time "Baba ni Governor wa" is done with pimping Lagos, those peeps from Peckham, London would be looked down upon by Lagosians.  
Move to Lagos b4 it´s too late,
I cant shout , just tell your jegudu jera Governors of other states, to save you from living in the 20´s in 2009.

Who art thou? Missy identify yourself, 12 pages just for u, Make I go look your profile, I will be back

Gamine:
Who dey UK?

I hope say you no go freeze by ness year oh!

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pele o,funny enough i adapted faster than i thought,at 0 degree celsius i feel normal with few clothes on, where i am presently it's gonna get to -30 celsius during winter , but nothing do me , my fear is that i wouldn't get roasted when i'm back in Nigeria. .

Gamine don't bad mouth a country that made it better than Nigeria without oil and natural resources. IT rules the world now,  come here and get educated, don't go to stingy UK

Gamine:
hahaha, Bankrupt land

FishFinLand


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bushgirl Incase u dont know, its better here than the Uk if you really wanna get educated and many more,

Cuteass, any other way to contact you outside nairaland, email? I´m presently in Helsinki, would be in Norway next summer, wanna clearify somethings,

I think there should be a border around Lagos , all non indegenes should be flogged out ! then those interested should apply for a resisdence permit , which would be valid for one year subjected to renewal if you stayed as a good boy or girl . All the sharia infested people from the north littering my beloved state , no entry for them. Dem cut your leg for Zamfara, you come dey litter Lagos as beggers .

All the OYO boys and ara oke in general coming to Lagos to claim omo onile, cant stop to amaze me, which ile dem dey claim. They form the agbero Union, so they aint needed, dem ashana from south south should not infest us with HIV.

Some igbos for now, and Ogun indegenes would get permit faster.

That is how I will decongest Lagos if I am the governor

No hating plssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Dont ask questions already answered in the blog, One love

you have to be adbul yakubu layi, sulemonu kasali, bin laden, yusufu lai etc by name or from kwara/kogi or other sufforic state, if not u must know someone from somewhere that knows something about something hahahahahahahahaha Grin Grin Grin Grin,
don't ever choose unilorin if u are not selected now, its a messed up school. FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you have to be adbul yakubu layi, sulemonu kasali, bin laden, yusufu lai etc by name or from kwara/kogi or other sufforic state, if not u must know someone from somewhere that knows something about something hahahahahahahahaha ,
dont ever choose unilorin if u are not selected now, its a messed up school. FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

didnt ya mama warn ya that unilorin is a racist school, they breed osama pikins

ill do the arrangement and hot mamas are allowed