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You again, what can I do to this boy o
Someone help, I say I no do

Yes ke
Will you help me kill pureminded

You again

Na me go kill you

no pray against you

Will visit 9ja with me?

Fry whatever is BYL with very hot vegetable oil

you again

pureminded:
Mora4ka


@OP,Why not ?

Will you marry me ?

You don come again

Will you hug an electric transformer??

wanna pour acid BYL

Thanks for the rescue, I told him I don't do men Aso ebi for what? o serious
@ OP
Yes ke

oYaTo:
nope. .hug a transformer instead. .



will u jump out of a moving car?

OMG

@OP, why I go jump?

will you relocate to Somalia with me?

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh

Yes.

Will you die for me

wanna live BYL

No, I don't do men

Kidnap

All I see is booty-call, well rounded

yes ke

Will you spend Xmas in Bahamas with me

Kennyblues:
pride comes before destruction, move on with your life

Right man  
Let her go, a girl was once told me we are same age, and that's her reason for us to break up  
That's years ago, now she all over the place hunting for me, unfortunately I'm not in her level again    

P.S. You will be a complete idiot to collect a single dime from her

violent:
When kids grow up, they leave your home to build their own lives, maybe visit once or twice a year
But when your body is old and grey, your loving partner is still sitting next to you, and to him you look just as beautiful as the first time u took his breath away
Husbands are for ever, kids only come to ensure to continuation of human cycle!

Sense

Eko o ni baje o

Money, with that you don't have to talk too much

you are On Your Own

Tamita:
My fellow Nairaland, im not too Desperate traveling abroad but what will a graduate of Accountancy(HND) b doing when i travel? I finished sch since sept 2006, NYSC in 2007/2008. I've been Submiting applications in almost all d firms in lagos metropolis but has never been called upon for any interview. Though the bottom line is that i want 2 travel either to Norway, Finland, Ireland, Germany. My sister who is a Woman Police Corporal has promised to finance my trip. D problem is that i don't ve a relative nor friend in any of this countries. I met a Travel Agent who had promised to help me travel and also promised to link me up with someone in Finland,germany Norway. He told me everything will cost me 650,000:00 naira excluding flight Ticket for a Schegen Business VISA and i'll attend d interview myself. I no wan com bak wen i travel sha. The visa will last for either 3 or 6 months. Can i be able to get any job within this months whether skilled or unskilled job. I don't mind doing odd jobs like fruit picking in d desert, farming, any legal job. The agent also told me i'll have to change my age frm 28yrs to the range of 35 - 38yrs. Don't u think getting a job with that age will spell hell to me? Hw soon can i get a working permit within 3 or 6months. Fellow Nairalanders, please help me out, its very urgent. U guys should b Honest. As im sending this thread, im still looking for job. Though i intend to future my education if i can start work for my M.sc or even as a fresh student in any university to study Nursing. ABEG, MAKE UNA HELEP ME with Good advise.

ok add me on YIM, so we can talk more about Finland or Sweden. Don't pay any agent that sum of money for a 3 months visa, when I came here I spent less than 50, 000 including visa fee and transportation to and fro Abuja, where the embassy is located, lucky me  
The language is kinda difficult, but I won't leave here for UK, Never!!! Wanna talk about peace, safety, cleanliness, or welfare they got it in the Scandinavian, but it's not easy anywhere, so don't get twisted, laterzzzzzzzz  

olosi ni e, na u get hiv, weere jati jati

Hell to the f.cking NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Oya he don do, I don pay platinumnk bride price, We are married now, so no more free show  
platinumnk
Now ignore them, what God has joined together, anyone that tries to put asunder will kick bucket  

platinumnk:
bia, come let me call my elders, my husband has come

Hmmmmmmmmmmm elders , what part of eastern 9ja are you from, cos I dey fear some bride price o, I heard recession don cause price hike