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RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Her Bestie For Allegedly Snatching Her Man by Daptboy(m): 7:44am On Aug 20, 2024
Whenever I see posts and comments like this I tend to just laugh and keep scrolling... A man is not a handbag that can be 'snatched' by a woman from another woman..

Nowadays men just want peace, it's war on the streets there's no money, no food, no hope, bad leaders, insecurity etc

When he comes back home he expects to be in his safe and quiet place but no, his woman comes and starts nagging probably with dirty hair, smelly mouth, wrapper on the chest, smelly armpit and what have you..

She nags and talks and requests for this, that, those, even asking why he's late all while being ignorant to the fact that he just stepped in and wants his rest..

What do you expect him to do?? Go out of course... Find a safe and quiet place to calm his head.. He must have found it in the arms of his wife's bestie and he decides to make a permanent commitment to her..

Men are simple beings give us peace and respect and we'll move mountains for you..

The lady never mentioned how it happened but I know a man will not just wake up one day, leave his family and follow someone else there must be a reason..

And for all those men above saying the man Issa fool this that, I pray you don't meet a woman that nags, frowns at everything you do and still expects you to be happy.. It's like living in he on earth..

As for us yet unmarried may the good Lord hell us to have a woman after our own heart..

Good day...
RomanceRe: Lady: “if You Want Peace Of Mind, Date A Guy That Smokes” by Daptboy(m): 7:46am On Aug 02, 2024
nifemi25:
Try throw way his loud or colos.... You go see his true colour
But why would you go and throw away his loud sef?? Just like that??
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Give Thanks To God As She Shares Amazing Transformation (pics) by Daptboy(m): 9:36pm On Jul 01, 2024
My problem is the brezz shay her brezz don fall yakata...

That means na padded bra she use raisam for the 2nd pic... Chai and person will still suck it o..

Tueh!!
RomanceRe: Her Ex Told Her To Leave Me And Come Back To Him. What Should I Do. by Daptboy(m): 5:07am On Jun 30, 2024
*sighs* What kind of men do we have on Nairaland these days?? You people are getting too weak nauu...

How can you write an epistle, a 10 page essay with so much unnecessary details about a woman too... Kai...

Where is Thegidredpiller and Ubunja when when you need them??

Small talk wae dem talk to your girl you don feel threatened.. If she agrees to go back to her ex it's fully her choice, why bringing this here??

In case you don't know them don dae fvck so just find sniper use do tea so that we go know say 'one simp down'

Kai have you learnt nothing on this forum??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Differences Between Police Recruitment In Nigeria And Kenya by Daptboy(m): 1:56pm On Jun 26, 2024
Please put salary differences too..
CelebritiesRe: The Wrestling Giant Great Khalid Meets The Smallest Woman. by Daptboy(m): 3:49pm On Jun 23, 2024
Kai see wetin I dae think.. Abeg if you dae think the same thing hands up...
FoodRe: Some Nigerian States, And Their Special Foods -- Fun Thread by Daptboy(m): 9:41am On Jun 19, 2024
You see that banga soup eh with fresh fish... Oboy e sweet pass sex..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 500k Per Month In Nigeria Or 2000pounds Per Month In The Uk by Daptboy(m): 2:55pm On Jun 10, 2024
If you come here to read comments and do 'God when' click like..
PoliticsRe: How Is Minimum Wage Calculated ? by Daptboy(m): 2:09pm On Jun 07, 2024
Learning but some people are contradicting others.. Can a civil servant help us here please?
RomanceRe: What Is Your Bitter Experience About Sex As An Adult? by Daptboy(m): 9:03pm On Jun 02, 2024
CuteNbad:
After 'cumming' you 'come' to your senses
Post-nut clarity... Shines teeth..
PhonesRe: ! by Daptboy(m): 5:44pm On May 26, 2024
Less than a year nau e go carry belle... Pass
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Daptboy(m): 9:28pm On May 19, 2024
Huzzy12:
Arrears is included
Yes I noticed but is that a valid payslip?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Daptboy(m): 6:38pm On May 19, 2024
As wen on Facebook.. Is this legit?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Daptboy(m): 2:40am On May 15, 2024
Please can some one confirm the legitimacy of the below.. Thank you..

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Recently Cheated On Me, Please I Need Advice by Daptboy(m): 9:01pm On Mar 23, 2024
Everyday I thank God for discovering nairaland.com.. If not for this forum I'd have been a community fool..

I learnt not to value girls, how to think ahead of them, how to breakup with a girl but keep pretending you love her while you plan your marriage elsewhere all the while fvcking her senseless..

And so far I've been going strong and powerful.. No lady that bleeds monthly can joke with me..

From afar sef I don spot them.. Stop taking woman things to mind you no go hear.. Imagine the audacity to lie to her bf to go meet someone else.. I mean 'someone drinking sachet'

You know what that means right?? Dem go fvck your girl silly like dog.. It's obviously not her first time..

OP I was once like you but I no mumu like this Sha..

Now listen: Oga take her back, turn her to intimacy gadget, cum in her she no go fit get mind tell you say she get belle for you.. Turn her to something else, give her sachet, smoke fvck the hoe senseless..

After that break up with the bish... And move the fvck on..
RomanceRe: I Don’t Want Any Girl To Follow You on Instagram - Lady Tells Her Boyfriend(vid) by Daptboy(m): 4:54am On Mar 16, 2024
Yen ye yen yen... Mtcheww.... Girl wae everybody dae fvck e reach ur turn you personalize am..

She think say na marriage she dae.. Olosho with multiple piercings..

A girl will make you feel like you're the only one she's dating.... See her acting like na only him prick she dae sorkk.. Tueh.. Daughters of Eve
RomanceRe: Name One Thing Better Than Sex? by Daptboy(m): 5:08am On Feb 07, 2024
Better than sex.. Lemme guess durr.... Krrrrrr.. The sound ATM makes when you're about to be paid
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Daptboy(m): 8:08pm On Dec 08, 2023
Loneranger59:
https://career.nascp.gov.ng/
Thanks for this but most of the vacancies have expired.. Some since March and some as early as November last month..
RomanceRe: Advice To Young Men Looking For Wives. by Daptboy(m): 9:55pm On Nov 28, 2023
FalseProphet1:
When a woman's biological clock starts ticking she'll start looking to settle with the nearest chump. Don't let that be you. Choose a girl who would sacrifice her prime for you not one who wasted hers sleeping around.

Don’t be that man.
What if the girl has money and a job.. A good one o.. Should I marry or not?
Foreign AffairsRe: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Daptboy(m): 6:53pm On Nov 17, 2023
Please someone should help me identify this.. I done Google reverse images search still couldn't find anything..

Thanks

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Daptboy(m): 10:47pm On Nov 13, 2023
Matter Don red

PhonesRe: My Ordeal With Airtel by Daptboy(m): 4:25pm On Nov 08, 2023
Same here.. I was given an offer of 500naira for 2GB for 14days.. I recharged and activated it.. I opened WhatsApp nothing, opened chrome no network too

I checked my data balance nothing so I called them.. They told me I'm not eligible for the offer so why was it offered to me since I'm not 'eligible?'

The money was deducted o I called them almost 5times complaining of same thing to different attendants they said 18hrs

Na there I vex.. I shout for everybody wae manage to pick my call.. They got it hot that day honestly.. But less than 2hrs I got a refund.. I then did 5GB with 1k

Airtel dae learn rubbish.. How can you give someone an offer only to turn around and say he's not eligible and your money will be deducted o..
PoliticsRe: Umar Ardo: Atiku May Be Expelled From PDP If He Tries To Contest Again by Daptboy(m): 7:58am On Nov 06, 2023
I don't have anything to say maybe someone below has
AutosRe: 9 Cheapest Toyota Cars You Can Buy For ₦1 Million Or Less by Daptboy(m): 4:23pm On Nov 02, 2023
I'd love the matrix Sha.. Small pimping I go change the outlook
PoliticsRe: Professor Effah-Attoe Is Dead, PDP National Woman Leader by Daptboy(m): 9:32pm On Oct 29, 2023
May her soul rest in peace.. AMEN.. All man shall taste death.. Please bear in mind.

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