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PlsBanMe:
I have. Since yesterday.

Did increment reflect?

House weldone.... Who has seen August salary? Fed workers..

....... Addendum.....

To answer your question above... Is it a red flag... Of course... Why hide something so minor??

It's a huge red flag... Is that the kind of mother you want for your kids?? Think bro...

Good morning to you...

Seems this gender never ceases to amaze me... They just keep doing things that make us go 'ugh' or 'yuck'

In addition to what the OP said above lemme share how a simple lie can be so damaging..

One of my exes (we still dae smash though) she came around to the area.. Me been an indoor guy I heard her voice so I was like expecting her to knock and greet as customary.. She didn't..

Her friend lives in the same compound as I do... After a while I didn't see her nor hear from her... I then chatted madam, 'Afa you reach area you no come greet me sef'

Madam said 'I no reach area today o' I was shocked, shay my eyes dae deceive me ne?? So I stepped out to ask her friend who confirmed that madam was indeed around cos they were together..

I then told madam that 'your friend confirmed your presence yesterday,' madam said she wasn't around that she didn't 'reach that side' according to her..

I then called her a 'stupid liar' madam then left the main topic and focused on the 'stupid liar' that I called her..

You know women nau when you start dropping points they'll leave the main topic and focus on one insult you made or something that's not even in the topic on ground...

Madam later said '' I don't have anything to say' all the while claiming she wasn't wrong... Can you see how dumb she was??

Did you do this?? A simple yes/no would suffice... Why the blow up?? Why the sudden anger outburst??

Whats indomie and egg that you'd lie about?? What?? Hisses..

A creature that was created when we were unconscious, there's no way we can understand them bro.... But we can still show them who's boss..

That's women bro... Nothing upstairs..
Just salt water and toothpaste dazoll....

Wande22:
epp me manage am abeg

Thank you kindly

Whenever I see posts and comments like this I tend to just laugh and keep scrolling... A man is not a handbag that can be 'snatched' by a woman from another woman..

Nowadays men just want peace, it's war on the streets there's no money, no food, no hope, bad leaders, insecurity etc

When he comes back home he expects to be in his safe and quiet place but no, his woman comes and starts nagging probably with dirty hair, smelly mouth, wrapper on the chest, smelly armpit and what have you..

She nags and talks and requests for this, that, those, even asking why he's late all while being ignorant to the fact that he just stepped in and wants his rest..

What do you expect him to do?? Go out of course... Find a safe and quiet place to calm his head.. He must have found it in the arms of his wife's bestie and he decides to make a permanent commitment to her..

Men are simple beings give us peace and respect and we'll move mountains for you..

The lady never mentioned how it happened but I know a man will not just wake up one day, leave his family and follow someone else there must be a reason..

And for all those men above saying the man Issa fool this that, I pray you don't meet a woman that nags, frowns at everything you do and still expects you to be happy.. It's like living in he on earth..

As for us yet unmarried may the good Lord hell us to have a woman after our own heart..

Good day...

nifemi25:
Try throw way his loud or colos.... You go see his true colour

But why would you go and throw away his loud sef?? Just like that??

My problem is the brezz shay her brezz don fall yakata...

That means na padded bra she use raisam for the 2nd pic... Chai and person will still suck it o..

Tueh!!

*sighs* What kind of men do we have on Nairaland these days?? You people are getting too weak nauu...

How can you write an epistle, a 10 page essay with so much unnecessary details about a woman too... Kai...

Where is Thegidredpiller and Ubunja when when you need them??

Small talk wae dem talk to your girl you don feel threatened.. If she agrees to go back to her ex it's fully her choice, why bringing this here??

In case you don't know them don dae fvck so just find sniper use do tea so that we go know say 'one simp down'

Kai have you learnt nothing on this forum??

Please put salary differences too..

Kai see wetin I dae think.. Abeg if you dae think the same thing hands up...

You see that banga soup eh with fresh fish... Oboy e sweet pass sex..

If you come here to read comments and do 'God when' click like..

Learning but some people are contradicting others.. Can a civil servant help us here please?

CuteNbad:
After 'cumming' you 'come' to your senses

Post-nut clarity... Shines teeth..

Less than a year nau e go carry belle... Pass

Huzzy12:
Arrears is included

Yes I noticed but is that a valid payslip?

As wen on Facebook.. Is this legit?

Please can some one confirm the legitimacy of the below.. Thank you..

Everyday I thank God for discovering nairaland.com.. If not for this forum I'd have been a community fool..

I learnt not to value girls, how to think ahead of them, how to breakup with a girl but keep pretending you love her while you plan your marriage elsewhere all the while fvcking her senseless..

And so far I've been going strong and powerful.. No lady that bleeds monthly can joke with me..

From afar sef I don spot them.. Stop taking woman things to mind you no go hear.. Imagine the audacity to lie to her bf to go meet someone else.. I mean 'someone drinking sachet'

You know what that means right?? Dem go fvck your girl silly like dog.. It's obviously not her first time..

OP I was once like you but I no mumu like this Sha..

Now listen: Oga take her back, turn her to intimacy gadget, cum in her she no go fit get mind tell you say she get belle for you.. Turn her to something else, give her sachet, smoke fvck the hoe senseless..

After that break up with the bish... And move the fvck on..

Yen ye yen yen... Mtcheww.... Girl wae everybody dae fvck e reach ur turn you personalize am..

She think say na marriage she dae.. Olosho with multiple piercings..

A girl will make you feel like you're the only one she's dating.... See her acting like na only him prick she dae sorkk.. Tueh.. Daughters of Eve

Better than sex.. Lemme guess durr.... Krrrrrr.. The sound ATM makes when you're about to be paid

Loneranger59:
https://career.nascp.gov.ng/

Thanks for this but most of the vacancies have expired.. Some since March and some as early as November last month..

FalseProphet1:
When a woman's biological clock starts ticking she'll start looking to settle with the nearest chump. Don't let that be you. Choose a girl who would sacrifice her prime for you not one who wasted hers sleeping around.

Don’t be that man.

What if the girl has money and a job.. A good one o.. Should I marry or not?

Please someone should help me identify this.. I done Google reverse images search still couldn't find anything..

Thanks

Matter Don red

Same here.. I was given an offer of 500naira for 2GB for 14days.. I recharged and activated it.. I opened WhatsApp nothing, opened chrome no network too

I checked my data balance nothing so I called them.. They told me I'm not eligible for the offer so why was it offered to me since I'm not 'eligible?'

The money was deducted o I called them almost 5times complaining of same thing to different attendants they said 18hrs

Na there I vex.. I shout for everybody wae manage to pick my call.. They got it hot that day honestly.. But less than 2hrs I got a refund.. I then did 5GB with 1k

Airtel dae learn rubbish.. How can you give someone an offer only to turn around and say he's not eligible and your money will be deducted o..

I don't have anything to say maybe someone below has

I'd love the matrix Sha.. Small pimping I go change the outlook

May her soul rest in peace.. AMEN.. All man shall taste death.. Please bear in mind.