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Romance / The Havoc Of Sleeping by Darkboy(m): 12:50am On Apr 21, 2016
Guys help me out i dont understand my fiance at all. I'm a self-employed guy with a successful biz running for me. My fiance comes over most weekends to stay over and i notice in the afternoon by 12 she's already sleeping till 4 in the evening and just a few hours later at about 8;30pm/9;00pm she's already complaining of how her head is paining her and she's feeling sleepy i dont just get it. My immediate past ex wasnt a bag of 'Sleepers' like my fiance is infact we'd gist into the midnight laughing and having the fun of our life but this lady is weird i swear and its affecting my relationship cause this days i find myself looking for some lady who is ready to laugh n chat wit me into the night making me drift away from my fiance emotionally and she keeps complaining that my heart is no longer with her guys abeg help me babes make una intervene.
Education / Pass Exams With Ease by Darkboy(m): 12:48am On Nov 29, 2015
Failure is something I abhor and opportunity at success is something I’ll never allow to slip pass my hands. So therefore I’m giving you this opportunity to perform an online backdoor hack which allows you edit your result. A backdoor has been placed in all exam bodies software by virtual of this fact we can provide you access to your own scores on the net but if you want us to perform the upgrade ourselves no problem but there are rules to this we have our own special IP with which we access the backdoor so meaning you going back to cross check with your own IP could disintegrate it all….contact me on
Education / Re: Empty Threats You Will Face In Nigeria School by Darkboy(m): 8:40am On May 22, 2015
AfricanApple:
a lecturer asked us to pay 50 naira each to print out questions for test. test o! not exam. the money is your mark
practical manual for entrepreneur that is so useless to us for 2500 else you won't see your result.

some Nigerian lectures are own robbers, walahi
DELSU?
Crime / Re: Nil by Darkboy(m): 8:38am On May 22, 2015
ifoundmyperfect:


I've never been involved in a court case before. I don't know how reliable or functional our legal system is, that's why I seek advice. Dis e-commerce company has refused to give me a refund or a replacement of the defective item.
Woww e-commerce thats not easy
Jokes Etc / Re: The Emergency Test by Darkboy(m): 10:16pm On May 21, 2015
I heard that joke in 1862.
Family / Re: True Story Of How Women Get Their Husbands Into Trouble by Darkboy(m): 10:16pm On May 21, 2015
lolz
Education / Re: Empty Threats You Will Face In Nigeria School by Darkboy(m): 10:14pm On May 21, 2015
we haven't resumed yet a lecturer has already dropped assignment in school as I comment here lolz I don cross my mind I no dey kill myself put again
Crime / Re: Nil by Darkboy(m): 10:08pm On May 21, 2015
sue them for breach of contract The Sale Of Goods Act states that goods to be delivered are to be in a deliverable state I.e a state which fits the prescription of the buyer and as agreed upon by both parties. my friend this is Nigeria court cases aren't taken seriously but if you are ready you could gain from this.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kim Jong-un Executes More Officials For Not Giving Soldiers Bigger Rice Portions by Darkboy(m): 10:03pm On May 21, 2015
this guy own don too much
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Reveals Real Cost Of Obtaining A Driver's Licence by Darkboy(m): 6:28pm On May 21, 2015
FOREXMARTS:
Where are u?
Asaba for now
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Reveals Real Cost Of Obtaining A Driver's Licence by Darkboy(m): 6:28pm On May 21, 2015
FOREXMARTS:
Where are u?
Asaba
Celebrities / Re: Is Kcee Making A Conscious Attempt To Steal The Iyanya Look? by Darkboy(m): 4:02pm On May 21, 2015
He should hit me up for some real and fast body fitness and build up tips
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Reveals Real Cost Of Obtaining A Driver's Licence by Darkboy(m): 10:44am On May 21, 2015
FOREXMARTS:


Wow, i did everything myself online and payed into the frsc bank account. When I got to their office they just got tired of me lol. They(frsc) took my biometric data and did all the "capturing" they needed to. The only physical cash i payed was 1k to VIO and 200 to board of internal revenue to sign my print outs after passing their tests so total cost is 7,550 naira.
Bros please help me where how do I go about that.
Crime / Re: Internet Fraud In Ghana by Darkboy(m): 3:42pm On May 20, 2015
make dem put me thru
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Graduate And Call To Bar In Nigeria by Darkboy(m): 3:38pm On May 20, 2015
olorun maje
Politics / Re: Military Evacuate 275 Rescued Women, Children From Camp by Darkboy(m): 3:37pm On May 20, 2015
that's good NA keep it up
Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala Fires Back At Governors On ‘missing’ $20bn by Darkboy(m): 3:36pm On May 20, 2015
post here if you want FP.

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Romance / Re: Why We Should Masturbate? by Darkboy(m): 3:35pm On May 20, 2015
what is this one saying
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Reveals Real Cost Of Obtaining A Driver's Licence by Darkboy(m): 3:20pm On May 20, 2015
perfect I went to licensing office at Asaba (former deputy governors) office and I was told point blank to bring 14K
First to comment feels great.

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Romance / Re: Harsh But True Relationship Advise. by Darkboy(m): 6:55pm On May 17, 2015
Blackett:
Nonsense.
Lolzzzzzz check your comment sense dey am?
Romance / Harsh But True Relationship Advise. by Darkboy(m): 3:15pm On May 17, 2015
Welcomeguys post your relationship problems n get the best advise ever they may be harsh but it'ssimply the truth.
Health / Re: photo:Jordanian Doctor Leaves Cell Phone In Patient’s Abdomen by Darkboy(m): 3:08pm On May 17, 2015
Pixs
Gaming / Re: How Many Of U Played This Game. Talk True Ooo by Darkboy(m): 3:05pm On May 17, 2015
Awwww back in d days.
Romance / Re: Funny Pix Of Oshiomole & Wife @a Beach In Miami! by Darkboy(m): 2:07pm On May 16, 2015
9jabest:


An enemy of my enemy is my friend...Darkboy d gal said she've got "evidence", which got me thinking when mere assertions became substantial evidence. Sowi 4 seemingly attacking you...wasn't personal. Do take kia
Thanks man... #real_nigg
Crime / Re: Fighter Pushes Peacemaker Into Path Of Speeding Truck by Darkboy(m): 1:10pm On May 16, 2015
he isn't guilty the Men's Rea should be considered as it wasn't intentional
Romance / Re: Funny Pix Of Oshiomole & Wife @a Beach In Miami! by Darkboy(m): 11:43am On May 16, 2015
missclasssy:


I am right and I know I am. I don't just make assertions without having evidence.

Stop making a fool out of yourself.
calm down classy you are WRONG I'm a different guy or are you saying the profile picture is fake?
Romance / Re: Funny Pix Of Oshiomole & Wife @a Beach In Miami! by Darkboy(m): 11:22am On May 16, 2015
9jabest:


that awkward moment wen U believe dat U've analysed like Herlock Holmes only to discover dat u were wrong all along grin

that awkward moment wen U believe dat U've analysed like Herlock Holmes only to discover dat u were wrong all along
hahaha dude you got her right on point.
Romance / Re: Funny Pix Of Oshiomole & Wife @a Beach In Miami! by Darkboy(m): 11:00am On May 16, 2015
missclasssy:

Are you the same as the op or not?
not as childish as the op.
Romance / Re: Funny Pix Of Oshiomole & Wife @a Beach In Miami! by Darkboy(m): 10:57am On May 16, 2015
missclasssy:


Op quit it, you are making darkboy angry. grin grin



That's if you are not the same as darkboy
Infact you are the same as darkboy. I can bet my certificate on that.

You created this account just for this thread.
Of course, nice plan. You'd make fun of dark people, you'd use an alternate account that has darkboy as the moniker to make a statement showing annoyance at the silly and insensitive joke and then everybody comes and comments with your darkboy moniker and his reply the centre of conversation.

Nice move.

but you'll agree am hotter than your ex and even your next lolz

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Romance / Re: Funny Pix Of Oshiomole & Wife @a Beach In Miami! by Darkboy(m): 10:40am On May 16, 2015
please quit it... this ain't funny no more.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of Travellers "Fighting" To Board Arik Air by Darkboy(m): 10:15am On May 16, 2015
I was on that flight imagine I was fighting with this Lebanese man for my OWN seat and he had the guts to insult Nigeria I didn't blame him tho.... #change_we_need

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