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Nairaland GeneralRe: 8 Amazing Ways To Get Pink Lips by darnley16(m): 6:41pm On Apr 11, 2015
Lol I do a lot of the donts , buh my lips are very soft and pink
Nairaland GeneralRe: SHOCKING!!! 5 Most Respected Monikers In Romance Section. by darnley16(m): 6:36pm On Apr 11, 2015
misshoree:
Ok,but I still don't understand what's shocking about this thread undecided
I tell you
Nairaland GeneralRe: SHOCKING!!! 5 Most Respected Monikers In Romance Section. by darnley16(m): 6:34pm On Apr 11, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
Any popcorn seller here pls?
oh as a matter of fact dear I do,
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Site Offers Free Audio E-books? Please Help. by darnley16(m): 6:31pm On Apr 11, 2015
To answer your question


































































You are the guy by the right, with. Jeans :-D
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Resurrection/ Incarnation Of Sexkillz And Oguggua88 by darnley16(m): 6:27pm On Apr 11, 2015
Sexkillz homie, is that you,?


















































You sick banning. mother-fucker,,,, freaking Albino
Nairaland GeneralRe: 9 Reasons Why Every Nigerian Secretly Hates Nepa by darnley16(m): 6:19pm On Apr 11, 2015
I hate them like d hair on my butt
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Worse Nightmare Ever by darnley16(m): 6:12pm On Apr 11, 2015
I love nightmares
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Ilorin-lokoja Express Way Looks Like This Morning. Images Attached by darnley16(m): 6:07pm On Apr 11, 2015
Its been like tht since b4 presidential elections, I'm at lokoja now from ph
Music/RadioRe: Somebody Please Help Me With The Names Of The Artists That Sang These Old Songs by darnley16(m): 6:03pm On Apr 11, 2015
Yeah there's one I really like too,
Ijo mo jo labe ............ Iya o gbodo gbo, baba o gbodo bo, ( I really love dis song, I've googled, nothing. Help man)
RomanceRe: My Friend Loves My Gf by darnley16(m): 5:54pm On Apr 11, 2015
hertz9te:
you guys should totally hook up.match made in heaven
I tell you, bro won't u join!!??
Rap BattlesRe: Boss Coogar Can We Set A Date For A Rap Battle? by darnley16(m): 5:53pm On Apr 11, 2015
I love drugs
FoodRe: Check Out This 15 Absolute Most Disgusting Irritating Foreign Foods In The World by darnley16(m): 5:49pm On Apr 11, 2015
Awesome , I swear, let me at em, let me at em,,, yum yum
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Owns Lagos? by darnley16(m): 5:42pm On Apr 11, 2015
Death to the igbo ppl,





Don't quote me, I'm half igbo
LiteratureRe: Contemplating On Spilling My Lesbobo Friend by darnley16(m): 5:35pm On Apr 11, 2015
sinaj:
I was still arguing with the conductor to give me back my #50 balance ,wen i heard d lecturer's voice in a distance saying wake dat slowpoke in sexy clothe up' i woke up immediately, picked up my pen nd started scribbling something into my notebook to look serious.The ink in my pen froze wen the lecture thundered again 'Hey fool get out of diz class'.
I murmured nd slowly packed my books in my bag, as I stood up to go I noticed dat anoda gel wz leaving d class, I quickly understood dat d lecturer wz referring to someone else, I smiled nd xhaled loudly wen d lecturer's eyes nd my eyes met, ai quickly checked myself nd sat down witat blinking my eyes till the end of the boring class. To cut d long story short,
I cme bak from d class after trekking from d classrum block to my hostel nd d weather didnt help as it scorched al tru.
I reached my hostel, quickly removed my shoes nd clothes nd rushed to d bathrum naked to shower because i was very hot.I poured d water over my head nd njoyed d chilly sensation it gave me *smiles* after my bath, i didnt feel lyk cleaning my body, i walked
back to my room with my tiny towel barely covering my bum bum,
I entered my room, turned on my fan nd faced it to my bum bum, i laughed out loudly to d sensation it gave me nd laid on my bed.
*** *** ***
I woke up feeling a hand on my bum bum, i shoved it off my mind thinking itz jux a dream.The hand glided down my butt to my legs nd i heard someone whispering my name i woke jux to c my nxt door neigbour sitting at d edge of my bed now touching my legs, I sighed nd asked how wah she wnt ,she said matchbox, I got up to get d box with my ass clapping bhind me.I gave her the matchbox nd laid back on d bed coz awaz still filin slipy,I noticed that she was reluctant to leave xo I asked her if she needs any other thing, she said nothing nd asked me why am nt putting on my hairnet. I ignored her coz i wnted her to go.She got my hairnet for me nd stroked my back, i smiled sheepishly coz i njoyed d stroking.she got up nd whispered I luv you in my ear, I had mixed feelings nd replied her that Jesus loves her more, she smiled nd told me that she mean it.I got up, dragged my little towel nd tied it round my chest nd asked her what she rily mean by that, she repeated it nd said she wnted to tell me but was scared to tell me that she cant hold the feeling any longer.
I was very surprised nd the same time shocked coz d gel iz my cousin's girlfrnd.She doesn't knw that the guy she iz dating is my cousin, xo wah will I do?, spill her? coz i neva liked her undecided
um...I didnt get A1 in literature xo overlook my grammatical blunder, daz if u find any wink
lol ur story , uve always been good at them really dear, um do you school in ust?
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Think That Having Sex Is A Favour To The Guy by darnley16(m): 5:10pm On Apr 11, 2015
MrsChima:
There is more to us than our toto!
lol
HealthRe: Unbelievable Until You Watch: World’s First Head Transplant A Success After... by darnley16(m): 4:54pm On Apr 11, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
since pa Buhari wan climb seat very soon, I no get option..


I go [size=32pt]Change[/size]
yes Boss cool
BeeBeeOoh:
since pa Buhari wan climb seat very soon, I no get option..


I go [size=32pt]Change[/size]
yes Boss
CrimeRe: Male Train Passenger 'EJACULATED On More Than 100 Female Commuters by darnley16(m): 4:45pm On Apr 11, 2015
Hahahahaa,




I'll read this later , grabs vaseline *where is that maheeda picture *
FamilyRe: Most Stubborn Children Grow Up To Be Very Succesful? by darnley16(m): 4:42pm On Apr 11, 2015
Bleep this thread, Bleep that thread, *walks out of thread*
HealthRe: Unbelievable Until You Watch: World’s First Head Transplant A Success After... by darnley16(m): 4:37pm On Apr 11, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
I no modify, na [size=24pt]editing[/size] I do. grin cheesy wink smiley
haha change o brother
Forum GamesRe: Put Your Brain To Test Here by darnley16(m): 4:34pm On Apr 11, 2015
Thank God I'm a Law student, Bleep calculations
Christianity EtcRe: Pls..why Do "Good People" Short Lived And The " Evil Ones" Live Longer?? by darnley16(m): 4:32pm On Apr 11, 2015
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RomanceRe: My Friend Loves My Gf by darnley16(m): 4:30pm On Apr 11, 2015
firstEVA:
Two of you can share naw, there is joy in sharing, what are friends for?
52likes for you there
RomanceRe: My Friend Loves My Gf by darnley16(m): 4:29pm On Apr 11, 2015
I tell you, there's joy in sharing
ComputersRe: I Need Help On How To Activate My Window 8.1 by darnley16(m): 4:21pm On Apr 11, 2015
sinaj:
yea external blue.....
hello dear
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Think That Having Sex Is A Favour To The Guy by darnley16(m): 4:13pm On Apr 11, 2015
prettyJoy22:
Lol seems like ure really enjoying d CHANGE cheesy but not all change are positive sha
I swear I feel the change frenzy , can I get your facebook username?
HealthRe: Unbelievable Until You Watch: World’s First Head Transplant A Success After... by darnley16(m): 4:10pm On Apr 11, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
ok
I tell u , u be fish, u con go modify ba?
HealthRe: Unbelievable Until You Watch: World’s First Head Transplant A Success After... by darnley16(m): 4:07pm On Apr 11, 2015
Lol this is fuccked I swear,
Well at least it was done in Africa, IN YOUR FACE , AMERICA!!!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Think That Having Sex Is A Favour To The Guy by darnley16(m): 3:31pm On Apr 11, 2015
prettyJoy22:
Well am still in the old league #teamfullyclad
lol hv u forgotten were in the Period of #CHANGE ? Change with d tide dear *walks outside to get broom nakeid* cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Think That Having Sex Is A Favour To The Guy by darnley16(m): 3:12pm On Apr 11, 2015
prettyJoy22:
Good for you
how bout u? Remember its d new trend

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