₦airaland Forum

Georggy1010:
is okay by we Nigerians

Abok1, u must be PDP, cos ur face look very clueless.

Twenty something years can possibly be a magistrate, but not a high Court Judge, impossible.

ellguapo:
" Ordinary Stealing"

I can't stop laughing

MayorofLagos:
It is already concluded that Yoruba will be President in 2023 and Hausa will be VP.

That is only 8yrs away. That Yoruba President is the one that will be announced today.

Sit back and enjoy Ibadan politics....

Kai, na only yoruba/ hausa be the majority for this country? Please for the sake of equity and balance give Igbo a chance. VP slot is not too much for them., biko

Meanwhile, I am 100% Edo

naturallysmart:
I pray my governor Adams Oshios does nt become the running mate, cuz it will pain me to see him lose.

#WeAreWaiting

Me too, cos despite I want a change of this incompetent government, the possibility of APC defeating PDP in the presidential election is very minimal because of the 'Buhari is a bigot' factor, and also due to the high possibility of heavy rigging on behalf of the ruling party. Oshiomole should therefore not bother to risk contesting as VP, instead he should support whoever is contesting so as get a chance for a ministerial appointment if his party eventually wins.

byrron:
http://www.punchng.com/news/were-prepared-for-oil-price-fall-says-jonathan/

The President added that over 14 million farmers had received their subsidised farm inputs through the e-wallet system.”

I never knew we had up to 4million real farmers in Nigeria, talkless of a whooping 14million which is almost about 10% of our entire population. If this is true, how come we still have food shortage and have to import/smuggle food and agricultural produce into the country to meet our needs? Example of such include fish, Turkey, chicken, rice, grannut oil, flour, all sort of unknown meat (including camel and donkey meat), fruits(apple, etc), toothpicks, tomatoes (tin), just name it. Oga, What then have your 14million farmers (10% of the full population) been producing? But Oga president, u can lie o

Me too

Still very much available

The iPhone4 is completely neat and in a perfect condition.
Price..... 22k
Location..... Ugbowo, Benin city
Call or whatsapp me on 08033734616
BBpin....

I no dey o

Still in need of the tecno N9 battery

giftforlife9:
take 5k plus my new p5

Thanks but no swap, cash only.

Front page material

The full story.. according to the link....

A gay man,Mohammed Umar, has allegedly murdered his partner, Mohammed Snu, in a hotel room in Garki, Abuja.

   Mohammed Umar murdered him last Thursday by stabbing him several times in his rib with a screw driver.It was revealed that the killer invited the victim to the  hotel for s**x.Unfortunately,Umar got angry when Snu refused to pay him for the second round of s**x which led to him stabbing him to death.

“The man had just come back from a mosque where he went for prayers with his partner when we heard a loud noise from his room and a voice saying ‘ya kuri (please, don’t be angry)’. By the time we forced the door open, we saw Umar standing n**ked and Snu lying dead on the bed with stab injuries on his body. We immediately called the police and Umar was arrested.”

   Confirming the news,the FCT Police Public Relations Officer, Peter Okechukwu, said:


 “In the course of the massage, Snu asked Umar to UnCloth for s**x, and from there,they engaged in a scuffle leading to the stabbing of the deceased by the suspect. It was the loud noise from their room that attracted the hotel workers.When our men got to the hotel, we found the deceased and the suspect n***ked.Investigations have commenced and we will soon know what actually transpired behind the closed door.”

Black and very neat iPhone 4 urgently for sale in Benin city.
Price....24k

Call or whatsapp me on 08033734616

Story story, stooory.







If it smells like lies, look like lies and taste like lies, then it must be lies.

I am not surprised, because At olx, you can get even a 2014 rangerover spot for 200k.

Piece of advice
..
Please avoid olx like it has Ebola.
Fact is that site ought to be closed down already.

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Anybody with the info on where I can get the battery in Lagos?

Wittylens:
The problem is for the battery.

You've been using it for over a year so its only normal for the battery performance to reduce.

Check accessories store for the battery. If you don't find then you probably have to get a new phone / tab

I have been searching for the battery in Benin to no avail. But how come I can't even power it when it is plugged? Cos no matter how dead laptop battery can be, when you plug it to charger it must turn on

Pls I need response

I bought my brand new tecno n9 sometime last year September from a tecno dealer shop here in Benin City, and since then I have been enjoying it well, no single issue with it. But sometime last 2weeks I observed that all of a sudden, the battery life was no longer as strong as it used to be. Instead of about 9hrs of heavy browsing, it was now about 3 or 4 hrs. Within 3 days of my discovery, the battery life now drastically reduced to just about 45mins to 1hr, that was when I rush down to their office here in Benin. On getting there, one lousy looking girl I met on the desk blurtly told me they don't have parts for that tab yet. She said this so unpolitely, without looking at my direction or the tab. When I asked when can I come back to check, she keep quiet. It was when I asked again she now murmured something inside her month. Something like 'come back in one or two months time'.
I left there in anger, and went to sort the help of those normal phone merchant/ repairer at ringroad. But after searching for more than 1hr and didn't get the phone battery to buy, I divided to go home and be managing it 1st. But to my surprise, in less than another 2days, the battery totally went bad, it can only be powered when plugged to a charger. But as at this moment, even when pluged to charger for hrs, its still unable to turn on. It will only flash a background light like it want to turn, then it goes dead again, despite still being on charger.

Please gurus in the house I need ur help as to how to get this tab fixed. I have important stuff in there. Stuff like my wedding pics, my baby delivery/naming ceremony/church dedication pics among others. I want the battery changed, or if the fault is not battery(as I am already suspecting due to the way it went down completely), the fault should be discovered and rectified. I can't afford to do without the content contained in the tab. Thank you.

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hizroyalflynes:
And former 1 that should have got re elected promise more than rice and chicken tell me hw he ran his government

BiHung:
This ekiti response is so empty and inept.
It shows Fayose is truly uneducated.

My thought exactly

correctguy0900:
how u come take understand if na Obahiagbon draft am

Good question

Shokoloko:
I wasnt 5-6 years, I was 19. In university, school of engineering. I was not asleep. I saw a huge man in the attire of the pharoahs. He was more gold than tan. In my room. The light from the electric bulb dimmed, and he appeared and he spoke briefly.
I was too scared to look up so I didnt see his face.
Next night I decided to sleep in my coursemate's house. I didnt want to believe what I just saw cos im not a fan of the supernatural.
You would not believe it was about 9 in the night, with all my friends there he walked in and spoke again. And no one saw him.
I wasnt really scared this time but I was quite upset that I had taken the time to move and he took the time to appear again

What did he tell you?

sylvalord:
[color=grey]Why wouldn't he know? u made it very obvious [/color]

So, no other federal university in the south south?

ibdeals1:
damn scary ..tell me more of the other stories

It was in the middle of the night, I think I was in primary 5 or so. I woke up in d middle of the night quite terrified. I don't know why I was afraid, because its not that I had a night mere. I closed my eyes and tried to sleep, but I couldn't because I was really afraid. I looked at my younger brother who was sleeping beside me, he was so innocently sound asleep and I was jealous. So somehow, something made me to stand on my feet, walked to the window and tried to peep through it. The window directly faced the side of my house, which is a piece of land that has nothing but different kinds of trees in them. Trees like pawpaw, mango, guava, oranges, peer, plantain, etc. So as I peepped through the window, everything seems normal, till all of a suden I observed something moving on the floor in the free space btw the trees and the house. As I looked closer I observed the object was in form and shape of the shadow of a human. It was like a shadow without a (physical) body, and it was moving about that side of the compound. I stayed glued to where I was standing. I couldn't move, but I never stopped looking. I was watching, hiding behind the curtains, in a way I won't been seen(at least not physically.) After some few minutes it went towards the trees and disappeared into it.

The next day I went to examine the trees to see if there was anything unusual about the place(I was so familier with the place cos that is where I, my siblings and neighbour kids normally do our Bojuboju during the day). Everything looked normal. I walked away and till date I never told anyone, but from that day onwards I made sure I avoided dat section of the compound whenever I can, and I never dare looked out of my window late at night.

The fortunate thing is that about two years latter, my dad removed those trees and started erecting a building on the it. I was in SS2 when he completed the project and tennants moved in. Pple have been living in the house and I/ we have not heard or seen anything strange about the place eversince. The thing must have relocated or it never really lived there, but was just passing by.

I had other experiences

I don't know if these experiences was what affected my health as I was growing up, cos I was always fallen sick as I was growing up. It even affected my performance in school cos I was made to repeat SS1. But thank God everthing has changed now. Since I gained admission into the university up till now, I hardly fall sick. Since the beginning of the year, I had only treated malaria once. I used to have d symptom at times but it will just disapper by it self.

Lovexme:
I graduated from Uniben.

K, good. Me too

Lovexme:
UDSS

how did u know? Its USS. UDSS is the secondary School.

My 1st experience happened when I was in primary two. It was a staff school in one of the federal university in the south south(name withheld). After break, my class teacher (Mrs Uche) was teaching us social studies, it was an interesting topic and we where all paying close attention to her. All of a sudden I observed that two transparent figure floated into the class through the roof close to the teachers table. They seems not to have legs, but from waist region upwards, they had the structure of human and they were floating in the air. These two figures seems to be fighting each other at 1st, but I latter realised it was play fight. The play was so intense and serious, but they seemed to be enjoying themselves. I saw all that was happening because my seat was at the back of the class. But I observe that I was the only one who seems to be observing these strange figures and what they where doing. I was so terrified but still felt safer than those sitting in the front seat, though they didn't know what was happening.
But all of a sudden they immediately stoped whatever they were doing and face both faced my direction. They were both faceless and up to 85% transparent but I knew they were directly looking at me. It was like that for some seconds till gradually they started moving towards my direction. I was so terrified and sweat began to gush out of my body. But fortunatly for me, when they were half way to where I was, another similar figure floated in through d wall, probably coming from another class room. As soon as the first two figures sighted it, they rushed to it in a playful fight mood and within seconds they were all inter-woven and before I knew what was happening they rolled out of the classroom through d wall. I was still so frightened, my body was shaking seriously. I felt d huge to ease my self, but my legs couldn't sustain me when I tried to stand up, so I sat down again. After some minutes I began to feel a bit relieved. But just when I thought it was over, those first two figures floated into the classroom again. This time around they where moving swiftly towards me. I immediately beckoned on the kid on my right hand side in a whisper, drawing his attention to what is happening. He didn't understand what I was saying neither did he seem to also observe what was happening. Before I knew what was happening, those two transparent and floating creatures went for my legs and started pulling them. That was when the struggle started. In other to free my legs from the strange hands, I started hitting my legs on my desk and the chair in front of me. When they pesisted, I had no other option than to cry for help, loudly at the top of my voice. Immediately all eyes turned to my direction. The creatures stopped dragging but still had a grip on my legs. I started shouting again screening on top of my voice..'help, they are holding my legs'. All of all sudden I saw my teacher rushed to my side, dragged me up from my seat, held me in her arms. She started to inquire from me what the problem was. By then I observed those figures had moved swiftly to the front of the class. When I tried to explain what was happening, no one seems to understand what I was saying or see what I was seeing. But the whole class was thrown into rancor, it even attracted few teachers from other classes. To cut the long story short, the figures disappeared or departed and everything calm down eventually. My lovely petty teacher made me seat down in a seat very close to her. She was smiling at me, trying to make me feel relax and safe, but I knew she didn't believe everything I said, or so I thought. She was just too educated and exposed for that.
After sometime, she must have observed my temperature was getting high and I was almost fainting. I remembered I was taken to the sick bay, from where I was rushed to the main university health Centre in d school ambulance, after they have contacted my dad through his office line. Less than 10mims after we got to the health centre my dad was already with us. It was easy for him cos his office was close by(faculty of science ). But the funny thing was that as at that time my dad got there, I was fully myself. Normal temperature, I was even smiling when I was naratting the story to him. He was relax seems not to believe whatever I said. But he never told me so, he only told me to stop talking and and try to relax. Series of test was done and I neither had malaria non typhoid, however I was given paracetamol and multivites to take home. The next day at school I became d talk among the whole students of the school. I began to hear the different versions of the incident and I felt embarrassed. However, Lots of events happened after that day, but that is a story for another day.

3450 MAH? The battery na die. I must have dis phone.
Meanwhile I am here o, incase he reach front page.