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ochejoseph: Hausa people are very good people

The same way Islam is a religion of peace, right?
Nonsense

OK, expect my call soon

Hello experts in the house, I need to register a business. Pls I need to know all that is required( materially and financially), as well as contact of any body that can help me run it effectively. I am based in Benin. Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.

The news is too fake. I am very close to one of the lecturers inside dat Iyayi bus that day, despite she had minor injuries from the accident, but she was concious all through, so was able to recall what happened. Her own account of the event is quite different from dis stupid insinuation from saharareporters. I even spent over 45mins inside Iyayi's compound yesterday(my second time of visiting after d incident), no such talk of bullet wound or gun shot from anybody. Its true something might have peirce his chest as a result of the accident, but please nairalanders, don't believe its gun bullet or anything of that nature. Its most likely one of his ribs as someone already pointed out.

Why dem no show inside?

italo: How?

'How' as how? Is'nt it obvious?

italo: As a Catholic, I say it at least 8 times everyday.

1. I say it once during daily mass. (It is said by everyone at every mass everywhere in the world)

2. I say it 6 times while praying the Rosary.

3. I say it once while praying the Divine Mercy Chaplet..

Frankly, catholics and Muslims are one and the same. Its clear
Very soon dem go dey face east

I recite it almost daily when I am about to embark on a special task or in a tight corner. Also when i feel too weak or too lazy to do long prayer in d morning or night. Believe me, it works like magic for me. Meanwhile, I am not a catholic o, we even hardly recite it in my church

Joythah: ]It took his death for me to find out that he lives some streets away from me and by the side of my friend which is a testament to the type of life he live

Surprisingly, his house is just a few house away from mine, and one of his sons was also my classmate in secondary school, as well as my course mate in Uniben. O boy see heavy traffic for front of his house dis morning. Different high class pple with high class vehicles litter all over d place. The place pack full, no where to drive through. It took over 15mins before I was able to scale through. Omo, to die as a big man good o

vedaxcool:

Why?

Emekemini: i know but thats what i have,am buying for a friend,i'll buy an original earpiece nd mmc myself,am currently in benin nd would be leaving for lagos any moment from nw..

Call me

Vilicious: stupid, seun please give us a dislike button. Spiritual attack my foot

jaysleem: Honestly, yahoo messenger on Android is way better than BBM user interface wise.. Ten times better

Impressive

I called u, u didn't pick

aroflex: Call or whatsapp me on 07051999565 for pictures

Another issue.....
What about those little little pregnancy discharge at times?

Serious?

NoProphecy: Something came up? Maybe this topic should be a sticky...
s.

Meaning?

I remember like Far back 10 to 12 years ago (early two thosand) yahoo messager was the major source of social networking(Infact, the only one I know). You will see pple spending several hrs in cyber cafe just for d purpose of finding new friends and charting with old ones. Then came came myspace, with a little bit more social platform. Soon, Facebook joined the scene, as well as twitter, bbm, and most recently 2go, whatapp, etc. With all these highly sociable social network platform, I am beginning to wonder if anyone still care about yahoomessager.
Now, over to the audience.

daroz: Weeks without sex
Hmmmmm, let me check if I still have my ex's number

kaf cakes: Loser, hopefully, you get Hiv while doing your ex, kmt

daroz: What is wrong with u? Don't u have sense? How old are u dat u can't differciate BTW when someone makes a joke and when he is serious?
Besides, my wife is a nairalander(despite she hardly go behond front page) , if I was really serious about my ex thing, do u think I will risk putting it online?

kaf cakes: Lwkmd, na joke I dey too na, Abi?

OK, I apologise for my harsh words
No hard feelings

byvan: @Daroz,you can never get to the baby's head,even if you try.

U won't understand
Or are u forgetting that all dick are not d same size and length?

Swit Ayi: @Daroz,Lol..so u dey fear Hiv. .

Why not? U nko?
I Luv my life

kaf cakes: Loser, hopefully, you get Hiv while doing your ex, kmt

What is wrong with u? Don't u have sense? How old are u dat u can't differciate BTW when someone makes a joke and when he is serious?
Besides, my wife is a nairalander(despite she hardly go behond front page) , if I was really serious about my ex thing, do u think I will risk putting it online?

Swit Ayi: Hahahahaha..dis is funny walahi. Don't be scared,sex is safe for pregnant women even up till d time for labor,unless otherwise advised by ur doctor 4 medical reasons. Enjoy nw o because after she puts 2 bed u will stay for weeks without sex .

Weeks without sex
Hmmmmm, let me check if I still have my ex's number

tpapi: Men shd b sincere , r they rily comfortable wit d ssexx position they r usin 2 banngg their already 7mths preg wifè

Sex position aside, my main concern now is dat my woman is 8months preg, since they say bangging is so important, how can I now be doing it without my dic.k touching the head of the baby?

Bidam: Your nemesis.

[quote author=isha.salam]Its better u enjoy it while it lasts cos after birth, she will not be able to have sex for about 6 weeks depending on lacerations ( if any)[/quote]

[quote author=isha.salam]Yes oooo. It help.I think it strenghtens the pelvis and makes the V more elastic and dis helps immensely during childbirth.
Im seven months past and we still rockin it [/quote]
Is dat so? My wife must not see this, if not na more work for me to do every night o
She is already 8months heavy

I need to know this because I am being advice or even pressurised by family members to sleep with my wife as much often than normal now that she is pregnant, as this will be of great help to aid her during child birth. I want the expert in the house to pls confirm this, thanks in advance.

iterator25: shop am na

Chop, not shop, otolo

spaceman: bbm on n9: https://www.dropbox.com/s/534orimymietkkb/BBM_1.0.0.69.apk

you can use Firefox browser, becauses it seems opera browser will not download for you, having shown you incompatibility with n9.

its cool on n9

Special thanks to u, I am pinging right now

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