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Japhet04:
where have you been brother

Here and there oo. Hustling as ever. Thanks. Hope all is working out well for you?

Hi guys,

Not been here in a bit. Hope you are awesome?

koice:
There are two Marvels, bro. One is called Marvel Cinematic Studio (MCU) and is known for churning out PG rated block busters. The Other is Fox owned Marvel responsible for R-rated blockbusters like Logan & Deadpool... and as well as shows like Legion et al.

Ah Fox does not own Marvel oo. They only own rights to Marvel characters in Movies. Disney owns both the rights to the comics and movies of Marvel as a whole except for the small properties such as Spiderman that Marvel sold to Fox which is not complete selling as there is clause as to if they defunct in making a movie based on that property within a specific time, the rights go back to Marvel.

And Besides same goes for Sony and the ownership rights to the Spiderman and Venom.

20th Century Fox

Fantastic Four: Doctor Doom/Victor von Doom, Human Torch/Johnny Storm, Invisible Woman/Susan Storm, Mr. Fantastic/Dr. Reed Richards, The Thing/Ben Grimm, Nova/Frankie Raye, Alicia Masters, Willie Lumpkin
X-Men Mutants: [Agent Zero/Maverick/David North], Angel/Warren Worthington III, Arclight/Phillippa Sontag, Beast/Dr. Henry Phillip “Hank” McCoy, [Blob/Frederick J. Dukes], [Bolt/Christopher Bradley], Callisto, Colossus/Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin, Cyclops/Scott Summers, [Deadpool/Wade Wilson], Emma (Grace) Frost, Jean Grey/Phoenix, Juggernaut/Cain Marko, Gambit/Remy LeBeau, Glob Herman/Herman Gardner, Iceman/Bobby Drake, Jubilee/Jubilation Lee, Katherine “Kitty” Anne Pryde, [Kestrel/John Wraith], Lady Deathstrike/Yuriko Oyama, Leech, Magneto/Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, Mastermind/Jason (Wyngarde), Multiple Man/James Arthur Madrox, Mystique/Raven Darkholme, Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner, Phat/William Robert “Billy-Bob” Reilly, Professor Charles Xavier, Psylocke/Elizabeth “Betsy” Braddock, Pyro/St. John Allerdyce, Quill/Max Jordan, Rogue/(Anna) Marie, Sabretooth/Victor Creed, Sebastian Hiram Shaw, [Silver Fox], Siryn/Theresa Rourke Cassidy, (The) Spike, Storm/Ororo Munroe, Wolverine/Logan
X-Men Non-Mutants: Drake Family (Steven, Madeline, Ronny), Grey Family (Dr. John, Elaine), Henry Peter Gyrich, Robert Edward Kelly, Dr. Moira Kinross MacTaggert, Dr. Kavita Rao, William Stryker, Bolivar Trask, Warren Worthington II

Sony Pictures

Spider-Man: Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Doctor Octopus/Otto Octavius, Green Goblin/Norman Osborn, (New) Green Goblin/Harry Osborn, [The Lizard]/Dr. Curt Connors, Sandman/Flint Marko, Venom/Eddie Brock Jr., Vulture, Mysterio, Kraven the Hunter, Black Cat/Felicia Hardy, Silver Sable, Electro/Max Dillon, Rhino, Carnage/Cletus Kasady, Sinister Six, Shocker, Chameleon, The Gentleman, Dr. Ashley Kafka, Beetle, Betty Brant, Dennis Carradine (Buglar), J. Jonah Jameson, Ben Parker, May Parker, John Jameson, Joseph “Robbie” Robertson, Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane Watson, Mendel Stromm, Flash Thompson, Allistair Smythe, Spider-Slayers, Miles Warren/Jackal,

Marvel Studios

EVERY OTHER MARVEL CHARACTER

solomix10:
hahaha i got ur drills gee e.g
Me: you look hot
She: thanks
Me: shebi you will be my 4th wife
you only have to be scracthing my back nawh

Yeske. But also add the functions of the other three. Then you can ask her that apart from scratching your back, what 's her other selling point . Add smiley face or the naughty emoji.

DavidTheGeek:
Hey bro,

Sorry i'm replying to this late.

Here are some teasing lines i've used.

ME: *Surprised Emoji* This girl will just wake up and decide to tempt David... See now, to bite those lips dey hungry me *Sad Emoji* [HER NAME] why will you upload this kinda pics in this weather when you aren't nearby? Issi nor fair o *Sad Emoji*

----- She uploaded her picture as status on Whatsapp
ME: Baby mi *Smiling Emoji*, I'm still cooking up the words to toast you

("Baby mi" means "My baby" in yoruba)

------ She uploaded a status picture of her smiling and showing her teeth.

ME: You brushed today... Congrats

------ We were chatting about food
ME: Errrm babe do u even know how to cook any food other than indomie?
SHE: Lol... Y not
ME: If you had told me since, i'd have asked u out naw
ME: I no know say u sef b wife material babe

------ This one told be she cooked for a group of church members
ME: Those brothers now af know say u b wife material! Before dem go steal u from me, lemme do quick and .......

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I just looked through my chats to get those lines for you.

Coming up with teasing lines isn't too hard.

I bet you tease your MALE friends. This is popularly called "Whining".

"Guy na you dey reign o"
"See as you dey fresh like Atiku"
"This your shoe na imported o! Straight from Yankee".

When teasing a girl, just keep this in mind.

1. Save your punch line till the end
(This creates suspense and makes it a lot funny)
2. Exaggeration is the easiest way to be funny
(If you have issues being funny, just exaggerate)
3. Add a sexual undertone (This is to avoid being friendzoned)

I'll emphasise NO 1. It can make or break your line.

As much as possible, deliver your punch line at the end.

And once you deliver your punch line, don't bother saying anything else.

Adding words after your punch line would make it less funny or not funny.

Only add more words if you have more punch lines.

Like this...

ME: *Surprised Emoji* This girl will just wake up and decide to tempt David... See now, to bite those lips dey hungry me *Sad Emoji* [HER NAME] why will you upload this kinda pics in this weather when you aren't nearby? Issi nor fair o *Sad Emoji*

This line still turned out funny cuz i had 3 punch lines in there.

But it's best to avoid doing this.

Just to add to this.

Question -She answers - finish with the opposite of what she answers with .

E.g Me: Omg you look so Hot She: Thanks Me: Will you be my 5th wife? As I have different roles for the remaining 4. Maybe you will be the one that will be pounding yam. Winks in Spanish.

solomix10:
wanna know how to hold up a one hour convo... I got dumb somtimes when someone not only girls even is telling his/her own story
Explain to us Bros

Jeez I have been so busy that I did not even see this .

Don't talk about politics

How you are single.

Think of 5 default stories you can tell her before meeting her and in the middle of the story stop and ask her if she knows about finger print analysis(google it)

Tell her what TV show you are watching right bow and explain how awesome it is , break again by playing a psychic game of pick a number from 1 to 10 in your mind .You tell her to pick a number from one to ten in her mind and then you answer with 3 or 7.

You can start with 1-5 and say 3 the one to ten and say 7 .It doesn't matter if you are right or wrong. The point is that you are keeping her excited while touching her at the same time.

You need to practice this things and get used to it by experimenting on multiple girl until you it becomes part of you.

There is a lot of things you can discuss with a girl. Sexual fantasies - with this you must say you have a female friend who has this fantasy of......Google sexual fantasies ..This is meant to open her up.

For any question you want to ask her, you must start with I have a friend who then talk about the question before asking her.

If you just ask like that, she might answer in a monotone which might not be good for you but if you started with a story, she will want to share hers.

Hope this little kini made sense sha.

Cannonleo:
my bro harddon good evening.

I have become a pain to myself relationship wise for years and totally given up on finding a date,having sex or simply becoming a chooser around women.
lemme cut my story short

I am a quiet, not very shy dude, more or less a bookworm , and ending my educational pursuit this year . I have lots of regrets
throughout my five year stay in school I only had sex 4 times, never had a girlfriend, a very good flirt but ends there, I have no stories to tell and I silently congratulate my dudes when they regale me with their success stories. looks easy for them but Heck ain't for me

I can approach ladies though not directly (i use situations or create one) most ladies make me back off(especially the excessively beautiful ones) because my internal self defense mechanism activates though a lot of them do come around me cause am intelligent(no trumpet blown) and am a well known computer geek nd engineer.

I lack the words to hold/call a ladies attention though I can flow with a discussion in progress, then I don't know the right things to say over the phone( almost business like when I call ,I could end up repeating a statement(stopped that). I have been I situations alone with a lady, I made my move and it's either I can't disarm her with my words (if I really have any) or she simply plays hard open up for to long that I get provoked and let her be.

all of this contributed to making me, cold towards women,no challant I don't care attitude, most times I am very critical about them and very direct in my speech and quite raw.
in summary I really didn't give a damnn about anyone , I resigned to fate that I coudnt woo a girl no successfully bed one I encased my disappointments in books,work,games and anything that could take my mind of sex,and ladies but bro it always breaks down when I see the multitude of fine babes passing me by.

I started reading your tips on being an alpha man and I saw a huge number of my mistakes outlined there.
from being needy to using wack and wussy lines

I started giving more attention to myself added to the no damn giving attitude .
I wasn't a gentleman before and I ain't now.
am trying to get to converse well on the phone ,throwing jabs and adding humor to it and I must confess it certainly working for me.
I now have a couple of ladies hooked on me but I have scored the home run yet on any one.

I plead with you ,I know I am a big issue and a handful but I need you to analyse me and help me out.
I need a concise summary of the best methods singled out for my type of person.

I seem to forget the steps and mix the words on your list everytime.(i wrote this because I saw your last post to be this evening, I thought you had deactivated)

how not to deviate from your methods and let my old bleeping nice guy self take over.

one thing I know is that , although I have been rejected thrice since I started using your methods , I am more confident and calmer around ladies just that I lack the cutting edge and the finishing.

thank you HARDDON I await your response earnestly
nb: don't let my long post frighten you, it how a dude feels cheers

Hello Cannonleo,

i have been in your shoes. Like i used to be hardcore in my head. Thought human communication was stupid as i got bored easily talking to people. You need to start talking to more girls. Forget about routines and games or emotions when getting started. Just talk to them as a human being. If you have to flirt, do it and when they rebuke you laugh it away. It builds your confidence and with time when you start talking to more women, you will realize that it doesn't matter if you are an asshole or not. Just be a good person while being whoever you are.

The worst advice anyone will give you is to just be yourself. The best advice anyone will give you is be your best self. Work on yourself, how do you want people to see you, work on that and while you are doing that start a conversation with as many girls as possible. Don't have any end game. Just talk to them as humans.

Show up as someone who is genuinely curious about what he is seeing just as you will see a nice pair of shoes on a guy and say you like it. Tell her that(This is just an example).If she has beautiful skin tell her that her skin is beautiful.

Something that really helped me as i grew in better interactions with humans(Not girls alone) is formulating a one-hour conversation with myself. Some people will call it canned lines. Manufactured stories and what not until i had my one true stories to tell. Depending on who you are, make sure your stories are fun, adventurous and shocking.

At the end you are leading her emotions to the point where she feels she has no choice in her attraction to you.

As a beginner, have no expectations

Cocky and funny works but that is just one out of a million things. You need to be able to tell amazing stories too, reward her by touching her when she laughs at your jokes.

If you need me to explain how to have an interesting one hour conversation, you can ask as i don't want to be jumping like scout.

africanman85:
Wow great. You much bro

Thanks bro.

solomix10:
body language stunts to pull when alone with her in da rum

Relax, and tell stories, play with her by teasing her, do the palm analysis kini.

Tell her you would like to take a walk the when you are both outside grab her by the side and whisper to her that she is trouble but you like her anyway. Tell her that you have been restraining yourself from kissing her.

Then distract her with another story and while telling the story whisper in her hear again, "Have I told you how pretty you are?" Then enter another story. When you get back in the room, grab her, push her softly to the wall, look into her eyes and down to her lips.

Step back. Tell her that she is killing your self-control and that she is one sexy hot witch that is out to suck your blood. Tell her that you will not succumb to her tricks while winking at her.

Go back to jisting again while playing with her hands.

Make sure that while you are talking, you move your lips to her neck.Kiss her softly and see how she reacts, pull back, blink your eyes like an ashawo and then place your hands on her cheeks rubbing it gently.

Look at both her eyes and down to her lips in a triangle motion before kissing her. The do the pull back again saying you don't want to loose control while playing with the back of her neck with a massage.

This is not theory oo. It works if you understand this concept.

Sighs

Ayatullah:
I want to seriously believe you are one of those exploiting the girls or something is terrribly wrong with your moral upbringing.

I also want to believe you are one of those stuck up people with little to no cadence of letting people help other people who have a little problem here and there. You are also one of those to judge without asking questions as to what a person is about. Yes, I don't have a moral complex since you have already crucified me and hung me on a tree already. Your bullish hypocrisy is awesome and you are free to express yourself however you want to.

My goal is to help guys who are shy and have very little confidence boost their confidence. Whether they use it for good or evil is up to them.

So bros have fun getting emotional over simple things based on your high moral standards that has not helped the country in any way.

Oh and kind regards .

solomix10:
seems you gat loads of body lingual with you... Drop some for us

What will you like to know?

HARDDON:
You sound very needy.
Deal wit that first b4 you go rumbling

Bros hailings.Been a while

africanman85:
Hello, Harddon and gurus in the house, I need your advice and some drills to get this gal. My dad had a little problem on his toe and we went to hospital to get treatment. In the hospital, there is this beautiful gal that came with her little sick brother and we started making eye contacts. After sometyme, she walk up to me and ask if I have charge and I said yes and gave her. After plugging her phone, she came and sat beside me we gisted a little abt who she is. She told me that she is a student and bla bla bla. After few minutes she came and was looking at me smiling. I collected her number and wanted to dial but she told me that her phone was off and I told her that I will call her later. After sometime she will come around to check on me but pretend as if she is checking on my father. Later in d day wen they are abt to go. she came and told me that they are going and I told her that I will call her later. But my problem is that one of d guy sitting beside me all this while follow the gal as she is going and I don't know wat later transpired BTW them and if he succeed in getting her number. I chatted with her on whatsapp and she recognized me and I told her that my whatsapp number is my real number. I ask her abt her brother and that they should take care of him and she ask me abt my dad too. Pls I need drills to use on this kind of situation to make her fall and not to friend zone me.

Hunku, she likes you already, there is very little you can do to mess this up.
1. Make sure you call her when you are happy and jovial.
2. Write down 5 amazing stories that ahs happened to you and memorize it.
3. Make sure you have a crazy story to tell her everytime you talk.
4. Find a way to see her as soon as possible.
5. When you meet her, make sure you move her around more than one location
6. Compliment her on the part of her that you think she took a lot of time on before seeing you
7. When you feel like she feels comfortable with you, start touching and telling her that you want to do palm analysis
8. All you need is trace your fingers from the beginning of her hand and tell her this is the beginning of when you were born and just tell her stories that are true to everyone from this is where you met your crush and then when you almost get to the intersection of her hand, you say, this is where you will meet the man of your dreams but then before you meet him, you meet an incredible guy, point at yourself and you know that he is trouble but you want to be with him anyway.

You can work on that format and i guarantee you, she no go friendzone you.lol!

DavidTheGeek:


Having similar issue.

We even make eye contacts when i pass by her shop and i know/feel she wants to get to know me.

But...... her mum is ALWAYS around

The answer to this question is quite simple. Use the indirect approach. Make friends with her mum. Let her mum get comfortable with you. In front of her mum say stuff like how is our fine friend. Your goal is to demonstrate to the mum that you are harmless until you can isolate her.

Generally, if the mum trusts you and makes friends with you as a person. It will now be up to you to know how you need to game the girl. Just make sure you are always relaxed and playful around them.

Yes there are girls who will Bleep for a price, there are girls who are so attracted to you that they just want you.

There are also the girls who are facing their books that nobody notices.

The ones with high GPAs. I know so called girls people refer to as sample kini who will make you want more after and then on top of it their intelligence and character better pass the ones wey suppose be good girls .

So everything in life dey relative. Stop generalizing .

mizzyapreel:
can someone please explain to me what happened in AMERICA GODS cause I don't understand anything the only thing I was able to relate with was the sex scene...but the rest I don't know

They are still building up. The old man seems to be the god of war who is trying to get his glory back as there hasn't been anybody worshipping him in a while.

The old gods have been replaced by new gods which includes the tech guy and other modern gods.

So generally, the old gods are trying to get their power back.

Sense8 Season 2

ezteem:
The best way to get a girl interested in chatting is to seem to lead a really interesting life, girls love fun. Then when you think you've got her chat interest..... respond late to her messages.. and be mysterious/unpredictable but fun. Always make sure it all boil down to you not being a chat type. Nothing beats the physical. Most conversations on chat will never sound as cool or as sweet as in person. Eye contact is conversation not a keypad and a DP.


Just saying Shaa.

You want a girl to enjoy your convos ,follow this rule.

Topmaike007:
thanks bro,but she is nor around me now.

So what exactly will you like to do? I need specifics of your situation .

HARDDON:
Nope, dude believes in the player code. Yours truly bliv in d Men Code

He doesnt believe nor ever talk about marriage. These drills r to make guys balanced in life n make d right choice seemlessly when the tIme comes!

What is dating without finding that special some1 to share life with? N how can u lead some1 into d middle of d ocean without floaters n bid them farewell?
I thinkhe is one way or d other contributing to d High Divouce rate in d US

We could as well transform to dogs


Though i fancy
His foriegn based sense of humour .

To be fair he is married now and all. The sense of humour and the whole attraction thing was just to give guys what they want when really , what a guy needs the most is total and complete confidence in himself and what he is about.

HARDDON:
Happens world ova!

@HARDDON Are you a Deangelo person through and through?

khalids:
is it possible for a wife to friend zone her husband

Friend zoning is in your head. The questioning is, are you doing what you are meant to be doing in your minds eye right now? Are you the man she fell in love with? Lots of variables.

Topmaike007:
@Harddon I have been in friend zone with a girl for sometime now, and I want to make her my girl now pls I need strategies on how to go about it

Well it's either you look for another girl and make her jealous or you change how she sees you currently by going hard core, you can create a new persona for yourself by asking her questions like "What are your sexual fantasies?"

Then go into a multiple threads on how multiple girls have had in your life have rape fantasies, sleeping with two men at the same time. Open another thread of how guys are only interested in going hard and fast and not knowing that rhythm is important e.t.c

You can also move to story telling of how there was this girl who was with you and she was describing how she fell in love with you, that when she was with you, draw a triangle on your face, everything around her disappeared and the only thing that mattered was what was right in front of her, point to her above her breasts before her neck.

Make sure the love part is calm and low and the description of the sex part is a little high then low when you get to the rhythmic part.

All these things are meant to fascinate her and make her change her mind about how she percieves you.

Bros you need to check your grammar oo. With just a few sentences, if google never penalize i still dey wonder why?

You don't actually need a degree to go far in a recession if your brain is functioning. If you have to. Just get a degree. It doesn't matter if na pass.

In the world where you can blog about your strengths and weaknesses based on that thing that you love.

Somebody is always out there watching.

Yes there is this thing where Nigerians are always looking to form one association or another in other to form a Cabal. That does not mean you still cannot be heard. What's important is for you to love something.Be passionate about it by being consistent and with social media, it's very easy to market ourselves.

Someone is always watching.

iyamchee:
Nobody will still consider employing you before a First class holder.....
No matter how touching your story is....
Fact is, you ended up with a Third class.....

Nobody? Are you sure? Gani Fawehinmi actually graduated with a third class you know.

I am generally pissed at ignorant people.

You know that one can actually opt out of the channel that shows BBN right?

If you wish to block the channel on DSTV, send “BBNOUT smart card number” to 30333”.

If you wish to block the channel on GoTV, send “BBNOUT IUC Number” to 4688”. *Subscribers who wish to opt out must put space after BBNOUT before adding their smart card or IUC number.

Motherfucking Nigerians that will not do their research properly.

adorablepepple:
Pre- marital sex is wrong. She would soon tell you that she is pregnant (it's not yours though)

This got me laughing.

Poster, you should watch videos of this guy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWntv-zxJxE

Grammywinner:
Good day Fam! I go by the name Macquis. I studied Philosophy and graduated from the University in the year 2014, went for the compulsory youth service in the year that followed. Ever since then, getting a job has been quite a tale for another day. By the way, I graduated with a 2.1. I've applied for a number of jobs but haven't been able to secure any.

I really don't understand, maybe it's as a result of the course I studied in the University. I keep suspecting that though, not entirely sure. The purpose of creating this thread anyway is to seek the guidance of Nairalanders who may have been in my shoes as regards studying my course (Philosophy) or known someone, preferably a Nigerian, who studied my course. I would like to know the sought of jobs I should apply for or better still the Industry where my skill and degree would be best appreciated.

Thanks for checking out this thread. Looking forward to hearing from you guys.

What do you love doing? Your degree is your first step. To get a job, if that's what you want, you can start blogging about your core skills and participate in forums that have like minds. Take courses to enhance yourself and before you know it, you will find yourself in a better place. Personally i will only apply for a job as a joke on myself as i know a hundred different ways i can make money. So if a job is what you want. There are thousands of courses out there that can help enhance your skill level.