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LearnITsmash:
As great of a singer Johnny is, mehn the guy worwor sha, lol I no blame the chick sha.

Define worwor ?

VACANCY

A women’s right, civil society organization is seeking highly-qualified applicants for
immediate employment to the positions of Project Manager, Assistant Project Officer &
Nurse at it shelter in Abeokuta, Ogun State.

WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU: Positions are preferably for Female applicants.
SLOT 1: Project Manager (Must be a Lawyer)
The Shelter Manager will maintain a round the clock workweek by providing adequate direct
support & services to client of the organization.
Her duties and responsibilities shall include but are not limited to placing clients in temporary
shelter, recording client intakes, maintaining confidential files, documenting contacts, managing
client's needs at shelter, maintaining grocery stocks, meeting with clients needing courtroom
assistance, networking with community agencies, filling-in at times during the Executive Director’s
absence, providing community outreach, public speaking, providing close support for the Executive
Director, and assisting with events and functions for the organization.
Responsibilities:
• Reports To and Takes Direction from the Executive Director or her designates.
• Maintain the strictest confidentiality of personnel and clients served.
• Provide advocacy and support to the 24-hour crisis line.
• Provide crisis intervention and in-person advocacy to residents of the shelter.
• Provide In-Person advocacy within agency’s service radius when necessary.
• Provide limited courtroom victim support and maintain a basic understanding of courtroom
procedures & legal procedures.
• Support Shelter facilities through Coordinating shelter needs with Executive Director;
repair/maintain of shelter facility to ensure a safe, healthy environment for clients, Coordinate &
Organize shelter food stock when applicable, work with the Security personnel for the protection of
the shelter.
Provide monthly Shelter Report to Executive Director
• Complete & File client confidential records.
• Maintain daily log of contacts for data entry.
• Coordinate with Executive Director to develop program literature when necessary.
• Coordinate needs with Executive Director to support that shelter functions within shelter budget.
• Facilitate and coordinate support group meetings.
• Attend mandatory staff meeting with Executive Director and staff.
• Maintain familiarity with state and federal domestic violence and sexual assault codes.
Requirement:

 A bachelor degree in Law.
 A minimum of three /five years of been called to the bar, experience with an NGO is
an added advantage.
 Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
 Exceptional leadership skills

 Knowledge of all applicable laws, rules and regulations on sexual & domestic
violence
 Experience in Litigation.
 Experience working with people sexual & domestic violence.
 Ability to prepare court process & documents.
 Analytical skills.

SLOT 2: Assistant Project Officer
The Assistant Project officer will assist and report to the Shelter Manager.
Responsibilities
Her duties shall include but are not limited , answering crisis calls, placing clients in temporary
shelter, recording client intakes, maintaining confidential files, documenting contacts, managing
client's needs at shelter, maintaining grocery stocks, meeting with clients needing courtroom
assistance, networking with community agencies, filling-in at times during the absence of the
shelter manager, providing community outreach, providing close support for the shelter manager,
and assisting with events and functions for the organization. Duties are based on needs of shelter
residents, outside clientele, reviewing and assessing the growth patterns of the organization.
Responsibilities:
 Assist and report to and take the project manager.
 Maintain the strictest confidentiality of personnel and clients served.
 Provide advocacy and support to the 24-hour crisis line.
 Provide crisis intervention and in-person advocacy to residents of the shelter.
 Provide In-Person advocacy within agency’s service radius when necessary.
 Support Shelter facilities through Coordinating shelter needs with the shelter manager on
repair/maintain of shelter facility to ensure a safe, healthy environment for clients,
Coordinate.
 Organize shelter food stock when applicable, work with the Security personnel for the
protection of the shelter.
 Provide monthly Shelter Report to the Executive Director.
 Complete & File client confidential records.
 Maintain daily log of contacts for data entry.
 Facilitate and coordinate support group meetings.
 Attend mandatory staff meeting with Executive Director and staff.
 Maintain familiarity with state and federal domestic violence and sexual assault codes.
Requirement:
 A bachelor degree / HND in any discipline
 A minimum of two working experience. Working for an NGO is an added advantage.
 Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
 Exceptional leadership skills

 Experience working with people sexual & domestic violence.
 Analytical skills.
SLOT 3: NURSE
Responsibilities:
 The successful candidate will provide basic healthcare services to the organization’s
shelter in-mates healthcare.
 Report on the health status of in-mate of the shelter.
 Support, counsel and engage in evaluation of in-mate mental health psychological
status.
Requirement:
 Must be a certified nursing certificate (A retired nurse preferably)
 First Aid Experience: The candidate must have first aid experience and know how to
handle emergency situations that in-mate may experience
 Critical Medical Thinking – Successful candidate should be able to examine shelter in-
mates and think critically to make appropriate healthcare recommendations
 Bedside Manner – She must process good bedside manner as it is required to comfort
shelter in-mates who are in pain or in distress.
 Communication Skills – Process good communication skills in both verbal and written
mediums.
 Organizational Skills – She must be efficient in carrying-out task assigned
APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS
If you are ready to join us, please send your application with a cover letter, resume, writing
sample and names of at least 2 references within Three Weeks from the date of advert to:
abiolaak@yahoo.com or adetona-adeniyi2001@hotmail.com
Or Call 08180056401, 0810362921 or 08055951858.
Only short listed candidates will be contacted.

Hi everyone. It's been a while.

AfroSamurai:
Burneerrrrrrr!!!!!!! Howdy do, bro?

I am awesome bro.

Stop trying to change people who can think for themselves as they are adults. It's disrespectful.

AfroSamurai:
people like me abi?

I kuku dinor mention names . Brakes kolanut

Beorn:
Even if one despises a genre, like how I despise 99% of Telenovelas, it's very shocking and appalling to call Infinity War a NONSENSE movie. Due to differing choices, it's understandable to not be impressed by Avengers, or even call it average [it sounds absurd, true, but understandable], but saying it's a NONSENSE movie transcends all human reasoning. Sci-fi genre is a very educative genre and composed of top notch ingenuity, why'd one hate that genre?

Always remember that there are people who don't get super hero movies and will always hate on them.

KoiceReloaded:
You hate Black Panther, Pacific Rim, Star Wars, Infinity War and loads of other sci-fis. You specifically said you hate the sci-fi genre. I get it. Yet, you just lumped Doctor Strange (a blatant sci-fi fantasy) as one of your all time favorite movies. Ironic, don't you think? For someone that hates the sci-fi genre, what exempted Doctor Strange from other sci-fi fantasies like... say, Infinity War?

It's About a Wizard. Nigerians like anything with witches and wizards / Magic. Sips kunu.

I am sure he checked it before he posted it as he had time to even write a caption. People are gullible to quickly thing such a thing was a mistake.

babasolution:
i dont know how and why a man will be looking up to a woman,it will destroy your spirit,there are men to look up to.you guys should stop cucking urselfs,it doesnt pay.

She is a woman.She is a human and everyone has a right to choose who they look up to. I also believe in gender equality.

babasolution:
she wants to be like the men.lol

gosh these nairaland guys make me sick,so pussified....,they always give men bad reputation with their constant ass licking of any popular woman

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But she is a hard worker and director.She is someone to look up to.

deafeyez:
Great advise. However, whenever I am with a lady, it's just abt 6 I reason. And I have lived predictable for this.

Also, I have been watching movies for a while now. However, it's difficult remembering or reproducing.

You can't be reasoning about 6 as you say without turning her on by getting her interested in you.

deafeyez:
Having same issue too.

Mine, I don't know how to put my words. Also, I waste just enough time before letting her know then, the attraction has died.

Slow to reason with a reasonable answer when she says anything.

Have a former date who wants to come back but she wants us to be buried in communication which I just can't no matter how hard I try.

She has called 4 times today but I refused to pick because I don't know what to tell her.

The funniest thing is that we are 5 boys in d family. Am the 3rd. Second married, first has a lady. Fourth comes with her girl to my house. Went house n met dem yesterday with used condom in my room. Last born with his girl friend. Only me without any. The one am planning to bang was my sales girl but she always talk of money.

Do you watch movies?
Read novels or is there something in your life that you feel is interesting enough to share.

Although when i run out if things to say I tell the girl that I actually don't have lots of things to say but we can play a game called tell me a lie and we tell each other fictional stories .

Like i tell mine and she tells hers. This will even make us talk for hours sef. You should try that when you have nothing to say and don't jump into telling a girl you want something from her.

It's okay to say you like her although it is important tell her that you are saying it only if perhaps she starts to have feelings, she should know that you feel the same but you are not pushing anything.

Then say unless she is ready and continue having normal conversations and tease her in intervals.

An example of teasing is saying stuff like "You are soon gonna be my fifth favorite girl" and if she raises an objection you say stuff like "Okay 3rd favorite until you get to saying she is number one.

Not sure if this makes sense to you?

Star Trek Discovery gave me a lot of doubt when it was announced, in fact, I wrote it off completely because I didn’t think it would be a standard show, especially with the visual effects. The first episode had me (and a lot of other people) in shock because it looked good, really good.



To make things a lot better, the story is quite good and it’s turning out be one of my favorite shows currently. For those that have been living under a rock, Star Trek Discovery follows the story of Michael Burnham (played by the beautiful Sonequa Martin-Green) who is blamed for the start of the war against the Klingons, the death of her captain and the destruction of her ship. She finds herself on a new ship called the Discovery. Captain Gabriel Lorca, the head of the Discovery (played by Jason Isaacs), enlists her as a member of his crew despite her prison sentence and reputation as a mutineer.

Eight episodes in, I have to say it’s a pretty solid show that tries it’s best to tie-in with the Star Trek universe that fans are already familiar with. Over the course of the season, we’ve already had some ‘name drops’ and hints suggesting that the events are somewhat connected.
As a fanboy, Star Trek Discovery does enough to get my blood boiling; I feel a wave of nostalgia when I see those uniforms, ships and space battles. However as a Trekker and a mild critic, some of the complaints from old Star Trek fans although harsh aren’t entirely baseless.

The Star Trek Universe is a pretty old one that has been building for decades now, even with the reboot and new set of movies, the characters are still familiar and easy to relate with. There is no shortcut to that level of depth and character build up and in some ways, it reflects in the world of Star Trek Discovery.
Apart from Michael Burnham, (whose back-story has been touched a bit) we know little or nothing about most of the characters on the show. This singular element makes it a tad difficult to feel the weight of the some of the events of the series especially when they happen to other characters.

At some point, I had myself thinking ‘as long as Michael is fine then we’re good’.
This isn’t a way of saying the storyline isn’t great because it is. But it’ll be a lot more enjoyable for people who knew little or nothing about the Star Trek universe. For old fans, they would always have moments of disconnects or questions left unanswered.
Then again, they may deal with all these issues as the season progresses and all this would have been for nothing.

Source: http://www.ghengheun.com/tv-shows/star-trek-discovery-might-appealing-newer-fans-franchise/

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HARDLABOR:
All those questions are what really got me down...

Another one is; was thinking that if I should approach a she might insult me

If she had a deadly spider on her shoulder, how will you tell her?

golor:
Please i seriously need answers to this question.

Please how do I stop my from student lusting over me!!I happened to be the only corp member in my school ,often time most of the student girls precisely usually do some crazy stuff in fact funny rather .

I am one person who believe in diligence to the core , at first I was very strict to them cause I sensed something of this nature will emerge , when they started complaining of my strictness I had to free my self a bit but guess what funny behaviours ...

One in SS1 the biggest always looking in fact countless eye contact then she will smile ...

J.s 3 one brought hand to shake me I declined but unfortunatly a teacher saw the scenario and then said, you have to be careful with this student they are something else..

S.s 3 the worst , so many funny behavior, I do take them lesson , if I want to leave ,they will be like are you going sir bye bye take care .

I asked them to submit their lesson note for an assignment given , could you believe that one of the student ,wrote what is liguid milk and she answered liquid milk is a sperm found in condom . the second question she asked is what is Bleep room and she answered Bleep room is where Bleep activities are being done ......she wrote it where I can easily set my eyes on ....

One saw me at my street junction and asked sir is this where you stay I answered yea genuinely only for she to ask what number that she wants to come visit then I told her no need cause I don't welcome such ..

Lastly , I was having class with them ss3 so while writing on the board they started discussing this sir is cute bla bla bla , I pretended I didn't hear them ...

I am one person who believe in diligence in discharging my duties , to make matter worse I am dating , I don't even think of cheating , when I was in school one of my colleagues openly told me to bleep her but I refuse cause I promised my babe faithfulness, I rather masturbate than cheat ...


Please this is not to blow my wristle but to seek a mature way to handle this kid ....

I am thinking of writing the school for retainment immediately after service so I won't stay idle a day after service , why I hunt for a good job from there .....

Please profound solution

Everyone with multiple mindsets.

When i was in secondary school.

We had this teacher that had the sweetest ass and we as boys were always passing her exams.

We talked about how hot she was and all but it never went past that.

The girls on the other hand swooned over some teachers and well it never went past that.

Shaking the hands a female student is not a big deal(offering high fives is better though as reward for good behaviour).

We just put a veil on some natural things to make it look like it's crazy.

I don't know where shaking of hands became a sexual kini.

You only need to mind your business as a teacher and draw the line when you need to based on what you can take and what you cannot take.

Doesn't mean you should stop being nice.

You just need to be firm at the same time.

If you are rebuking temptation that's a different wahala entirely.

It will keep sipping into your mind until you succumb to it.

So be innocent about your dealings with children and focus on teaching.

HARDLABOR:
Am actually closing to thirty...


Still don't have anyone to call my girlfriend....

What's your main challenge?

Is it that you can't talk to women, build a relationship with them or tell a girl that you like her?

Do you have approach anxiety and find it hard to walk up to a girl you are attracted to?

Abi you are waiting to blow because you assume girls only want money before they fall for you?

These are just questions oo.

aribisala0:
The fact that a person is a drnkard may imply a lack of wisdom(maybe) but not being a drunkard does not imply wisdom

Not flaunting is not necessarily wisdom .It could be but it could just be that it is not in their make up,nature or orientation. Wisdom can only be judged across several domains .A person who acts with "wisdom" in one domain and foolishly in others cannot be said to be wise.

I think you are introducing a neologism in YOUR definition of wealth.That is your idiosyncratic usage but not what the word means.

Besides you contradict yourself when yo say there are "poor" people who are wealthy perhaps you mean people without plenty of money not "poor".

I kind of have a sense of what you mean but words do have meanings which we cannot just change capriciously

At the end of the day.

It's all based on the mindset of the person and what that person aspires to be in the future.

I don't understand most of the big grammar you wrote but i tried small.

I only have a secondary school certificate by the way.

I also might just be really dumb. Who knows.

Just messing with you by the way.

nikkypearl:
Why use jazz when dey 've gt the total package

Boobs dey
Nyansh dey
Skin,fresh
Beauty...not bad Makes zero sense to me tho "

Olosho n se ore olosho!!!

awon olosho oshi...

Hoes everywhere you go....

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I want to guess the girl in question is kinda jealous cause you don't need jazz to trap a man.All he needs to see is what is wife is not giving him and the ability to do lots of nasty things with you without consequence.

isaiah9:
I like Betty too. I still think before the show ends, she'll hook up with Archie. #firstlovethings

Lol. Apart from the series turning the characters into models. Betty in the comics is actually in love with both Archie and Veronica while Archie and Veronica are constantly together.

aribisala0:
Actually it is not a wealth thing either.It is a poverty thing and it all comes down to inequality and social class.
As the basic ingredients of inequality disappear fro society there is less of a need for these parvenu displays.
If money has been in a family fo several generations then ostentation is less likely than in a parvenu.
The other thing is age. A 60 year old generally behaves differently from a 25 year old but if that 25 year old grew up with oney and balanced parents they behve differently .
Those who come from kerosene using background swill be different no matter how much money they get
e.g Madame Faka
If the most basic needs of health ,housing and food are available at a decent level for everyone. No one notices you no matter what unless they have business with you.

Would you sit down and eat a whole turkey because you are a billionaire? Yes cou can have a private jet and yacht but those are luxuries. When people have no food no shelter or have watched their own kids die of hunger or avoidable disease then they think and behave dfferently when they get money suddenly

There is having plenty of money and being wealthy. Wealth comes with wisdom. While just being rich with a lot of money might make you want to flaunt to the whole world based on your previous poverty status.

There are poor people who are wealthy.

These people will make billions tomorrow and it will not change their simplicity and thought process when it comes to life decisions. Hope this makes sense as this is not an argument.

Reading Archie and Jughead comics used to be my favorite past-time when I was much younger (after reading novels and playing board games) and I consumed quite a number of the volumes released back then.

Archie and the gang provided a plethora of useful ideas on growing through the teens (some of the information were environment/society specific and thus useless) and how to handle oneself in the public amongst other things.
So you could imagine the look of glee on my face when news got to me that a series involving Archie and the gang would be done as live action and not as a cartoon (I love cartoons but I was just too curious and excited to see how it would be executed as a project).
So I waited patiently and voila the series; Riverdale……
Yes, the title of the series is Riverdale….Not Archie and Veronica or Archie and Jughead but….Riverdale (Hollup…Hollup….I smell something fishy here but lemme just pim).
So I watched the series and blam!!!! it hit me….there were visible differences between both versions and truth be told, it looks like a much darker take on the lives of the wholesome redhead and his gang of friends, but when you look at the source material, there’s more than meets the eye.
The series star the same four characters (Archie, Veronica, Jughead, and Betty), but there are some major plot differences that make the comic and show versions feel like they’re hardly related.

Kindly read more on
http://www.ghengheun.com/tv-shows/riverdale-tv-series-good-comics/

Strongbest:
I have noticed something very common about these guys- the billionaires. They live and dress very simple. No need for a show off, yet they have it all.

The struggling guys like us on the other hand always like to appear expensive, with lots of shines and blinks all over us. Always trying to create trying to create the impression that we have a lot.








O my! God give me a heart like yours. I love a simple life.


www.nairaland.com/1798724/

It's called faking it till you make it.Give people the illusion that you are at a place you are not and get them to envy you. That is why a guy who just money miss road enter him pocket will be shouting "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" upandan.

When someone who is confident that his riches come with wealth will just relax and chill while the "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" guy is screaming.

tballeyy:
Aboki na Aboki, no matter how he rich, see What the richest in afican wear. Na waoo

It's not an Aboki thing.

The more you grow in wealth the simpler your thought process becomes when it comes to vein things as you only need to look presentable and not flaunt your wealth.

People know his face, he has nothing to prove to anyone.

chriskosherbal:
But sincerely all these hotels,clubs and fast food joints should take it easy on the way they skyrocket prices of items jare..


I once bought bottled water in one hotel that normally is sold outside for #80 for #600 naira. .haba...see supernormal profit.

Kate ny dey form na correct babe.

Scarcity, not allowing outside drinks and the emergency mentality of going into the hall makes people feel they have no choice in the matter even though they still have a choice on whether to buy or not to buy. At the end, it's 300 naira take it or leave it.They ain't forcing anyone. They have every right to sell at the price they choose.It's up to you to choose whether you want to continue with their service or boycott.

You guys and ladies should totally check out Big Mouth. It's an uncensored animation on Netflix just like Rick and Morty.
Here is a little synopsis of it by a friend.

http://www.ghengheun.com/tv-shows/big-mouth-everyones-embarrassing-puberty-story/

Here is the trailer:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk_BoK0OwZs

Jupxter:
It is well, sorry i misunderstood your stance. May God help us. We need accountability and transparency in government, otherwise what's left is slave treatment

The unfortunate thing is that the alternate party does not hide the fact that they want to get fat on Lagos money.

Freciprocal:
Damien Scott and Mike Stonebridge would help "Clusterunfvck" it

Be patient with Season 2... Season 3 to 5 is highly intense

I shall try to download everything then.

Freciprocal:
Strike back without Scott and Stonebridge is like Top gear without Clarkson, Hammond and May

A few scenes that cracked me up... Stonebridge is SAVAGE!!!

Funny enough I only watched the first season of strike back which was an amazing clusterfork.

lady2sexy:
somebody should explain how this shit work. the transgendered and tranny thing always get me confuse
Can sex organ really be reassigned?

They can have a baby through a surrogate mother.