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Randyhot:
..i can giv u my num so we can get intouch..i heard it makes women voice to be more angelic..think about u making it big in nigeria idol..my babe is already in that competition..*serious*

Goodnight chief

hertz9te:
people are weird

There is nothing weird about his choice.

Randyhot:
..no. she loves to hold my romp and milk it dry..no wasteage..she licks to the last drop..its that precious and nutritious to her..

Ok..I'm glad it makes you both happy. Kudos.

hertz9te:
nah he can afford more than that.......he was raised to feel its a sin to take care of your skin and doing it makes you look less a man.

Like I said it is his choice. Except you want to help him with recommendations.

hertz9te:
am still suffering from the shock of what he told me.......he made me start feeling guilty.

Maybe that's what he can afford or he prefers those range. You shouldn't feel guilty about his choice of cosmetics.

Randyhot:
awww.pardon me missy..but if not a fact..i challenge u to prove me otherwise..

How about you tell your gf to fry your own sperm and serve it to you as breakfast. Or she uses it as her butter on her bread for you.. I hope it'll taste good to you.

hertz9te:
with eczema and pimples all over his face?

Lmao.. ok you didn't include that at first.

hertz9te:
definitely not buying a makeup kit,but when it comes to taking Care of yourself,I agree.
I once met a guy who told me the highest amount he could spend on a cream was 400naira,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I was shocked.

Lol kudos to him.

Randyhot:
.see them!..dont tell me u havnt tried out deepthroating on that ur new guy..he came hard deep in ur throat..didnt he?

Now you're just being ridiculous.

Think imma throw up.

This guy sha

Never heard of it

Why confront or attack the side chick. The best I can do is to walk out of the scenerio. Go home and make him his favourite meal, put on my best lacy nighty and wait for him on the bed.

Before I talk now seun will ban me.

It's a car and it's better than having none. Yes I can and in that case I'll work towards getting a bigger better brand new model.

No one

GOOD MORNING FIRST CLASS LAZINESS!

Lalasticlala ishilove farano

http://tiwasblog.co/2015/12/10-types-of-bad-friends-we-all-need-to-avoid/

A good lover can complete you and make you feel alive.

And just like that, a good group of friends too can motivate you and cheer you up. But on the other hand, a few bad friends can drag you into the pits or ruin your life too. Choose your friends carefully and always make sure that the friends closest to you are the ones that can make life better for you, and not worse.

Here is a list of ten types of friends that you really need to avoid. These toxic friends may seem like fun at times or even feel like thrilling risk takers, but when the crap hits the fan, it’ll be you under it.

1 The Cheater

Many friendships have been crumpled and crushed because a best friend hit on a friend’s romantic partner. To avoid making best friends with this type, avoid the sneaky flirts, the sweet talkers and generally, people who try flattering you and talking like you mean the world to them. You’d be better off with someone who’s more true and down to earth with their claims.

2 The Competitor

Any kind of competition is healthy in every relationship but when claws start to come out and things get extremely competitive between friends, things can get very ugly.

3 The Leech

A friend who constantly borrows your stuff or money or depends too much on you is one that definitely needs to be avoided. No one wants a one sided relationship. If all your friend does, is take from you, without giving anything back in the friendship, there’s no point in being friends anymore. If they’re looking for one, tell them to take a one way trip out of your life.

4 The Copycat

Imitation is considered the sincerest form of flattery, but a friend who looks or behaves like your photocopy machine can be very scary.

5 The Shrink

All of us confide in our friends and ask for advice, but when your best friend starts acting like a paid shrink who always picks flaws in your life or relationships, it can get very annoying and depressing.

6 The Selfish Friend

This type of friend can go any length for their benefit, but behave passively when you ask for help.

7 The Wild Child

Dangerous and unstable is how you define this type. You usually get in trouble or always end up having to save your friend from trouble.

8 The Whiner

This type of friend is never satisfied with anything they have, and they spend all their time whining and grumbling about how the world is so darn unfair to them. Stay away!

9 The Mood Killer

This friend intentionally or unintentionally kills the mood as soon as they enter into a conversation with you. They always seem to find a flaw in anything you do or have, be it your clothes or your love life. They are like the lone dark cloud hovering over you on a sunny day. Nothing positive ever comes out of their mouth. They are never short of sarcastic comments or depressing thoughts.

10 The Player

This friend is partially bonkers because their mood swings from being nice to totally snappy in seconds without any provocation. And this friend may just use you like a punching bag to express their feelings, be it frustration or happiness. Who needs to be around someone whose mood swings like a pendulum?


Lalasticlala ishilove farano

Him no go rest. This is what happens when the witches in his village won't let him progress.

“hungry man is an angry man”

An Ikorodu Customary Court, Lagos, on Tuesday dissolved a 25-year-old marriage, between one Olufade Adekoya and his wife, Olusola, over lateness in preparing meals.

President of the court, Mr Olu Adebiyi, who dissolved the marriage, said there was “no longer any love in the marriage.’’

Adebiyi said that the court had tried several times to reconcile their indifferences but all efforts proved abortive.

“Therefore, you have ceased to be husband and wife, henceforth.
“I put an end to the union between both of you from today in the interest of peace,” he said.

The 57-year-old husband had told the court that his wife does not cook for him regularly and when she does, the food comes late.

“My wife had failed in her matrimonial obligations; she doesn’t prepare my food on time, I have warned her several times but she wouldn’t listen to me.

“ Most times I go to the canteen to eat when I am hungry, there is no point in harbouring a wife that makes me hungry.

“In fact, my sister saw me there one of these days, I am totally fed up.

“Please separate us, I am no more interested in the marriage.’’

However, the 45-year-old respondent denied all the allegations and accused her husband of wanting to take another wife.

“He is accusing me wrongly because he wants to take another wife, please help me beg him.

http://tiwasblog.co/2015/12/court-dissolves-25-year-old-marriage-over-wifes-lateness-in-preparing-meals/

RobinHez:
What is all this rubbish about Tonto Dikeh today...? Is this what life has turned into? Heard she's already pregnant...

And she's just doing introduction..? And who is the fella dat is moving these H.orse shiits to the the frontpage?? What do u want us to do with it?

We should emulate her??

This trend is getting annoying daily!! I feel like slapping someone!

Hahahaha.. Cool down bros.

You wanna bet?!

Youngpo413:
Then Guts over Fear

No avoidance it is.

Youngpo413:
what's so special about sex sef?he is just a generous man that's all.

My thought exactly but it's far from that.

This is what happens When you are so angry and want to blast your boss but can't express yourself...

https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/630337573626494976

Ok oh I hope the lasts. It's not by all these displays it's by maintaining the marriage.

CivilzedTyger:
as I dey hustle 4 money conscience come catch me

To impress babe with your money is called hustling to you?

CivilzedTyger:
No be me my money? Abi na him get am

No be Two of una get am.

alonzoiv:
Very very funny

No be small.

Fear go grip me

Guys una too get wahala with girls. Which kain yeye question be this?!..How does it define ones personality. If she browses you'll complain if, she doesn't you'll still complain.