omenka:
Fake news. There's no Coronavirus in Nigeria. The government is sponsoring all these news in order to create an avenue to loot the country as usual.

an unverified account on Twitter.
And my Ipob brothers are so gullible to believe already.

Jemerson:




Na you do yourself sha.

I don enter one chance
lol my babe fit search my number via nairaland come see this kind thing chai

dlondonbadboy:


Keep waiting for source until you slump and die...then you would see your source

shut up and stop commenting like an Illiterate.
Stop believing anything u see on the internet.
Dumbo

I don't believe this story tho.
Awon bloggers always using this jamb period to trend

Aladegba:
Is she a footballer?

na tomboy

AmuDimpka:

Why won't the idiot fail jamb with this poorly written English

omo the English for that status weak me pass

GrandMufti:



See wetin konji dey do you

Cc Mynd44 Lalasticlala Dominique Seun Oam4j.
I dropped my number for a Nairalander to message me up so I could help her out on some academic issues and this troll here quoted my contacts publicly and doesn't want to remove it.
Pls take down my number.
Thanks

miracle4:
From your list, branch and carbon are my favorites as I've used them to get quick loans many times already. Hence, they were featured in the list of quick loan apps we published some months back.

I'm glad you're sharing this again to enlighten more people about them.

I need an urgent loan of just 2k to refund in a week's time.
Which app can u recommend that will work

ufotty2001:
try opay..

what are the processes involved?
Lost my ATM card.
Hope they won't ask me of it's details

Onlyonebuhari:
Kudos to the jamb registrar; Isiaq Oyedele. Upon all the digitization, Oyedele still remit N20bn to the FG in within 3 years against one criminal that remitted less than N20m in 11years. Dibu Ojerinde: it will never be well with you and other criminals vin this country.

I don't know why that Dibu hasn't been arrested and locked behind bars

GrandMufti:

kindly edit my number off the quote pls I beg u

gypsey:
Okay, thank you! anything else reasonable you would like add?

go and sit down my friend

gypsey:
Maybe he is on a boat going to spain from libya.

he is not from Edo like your useless Benin sisters

GregJames:

lol

GrandMufti:


Never

ok enjoy.
Just wanted her to get my contacts so I could help her out with her jamb issues.
Everything isn't all about konji.
Get ur mentality upgraded

lady25:

I appreciate your good work. God bless you more

I had 3 different dreams

share em

scorpiogal:


Thanks for this.

is he your real brother or you're posting for someone else

crackkhaus:
I thought this one was in love with another Nairalander just a week ago...

What happened?
He ain't loyal?

the guy sef don japa

PrimadonnaO:
But this isn't fair. Everyone is saying it's a trivial issue, but as trivial as it seems, it's very important to her. So why can't her husband make an effort?

Really, what does it take to show some love on your wife's birthday? At the very least, order a cake of 5k... buy her a new watch, dress, perfume, shoes. Get the children to sing for her, say a prayer.

What is this marriage business about if your partner's happiness is not your priority?
If everyone decides to do as they like, will the marriage work?

so an inconsequential issue like birthday should affect one's happiness in marriage?
The OP is too immature for marriage.
Marriage isn't meant for kids.
Slowpoke op

travelland:
No love, he doesn't love and appreciate you enough

shut up.
You're too immature to comment on this topic.
Kid

SweetCunt97:
You pretend not to understand him na. He's playing smart... Quite d stingy selfish husband you have.

oh shut up and stop giving a conclusion on someone u have no idea of.
This isn't romance section kid.
Don't quote back pls cos I won't dignify ur stupidity with a reply.

Missis:


No I don't want divorce

you're too immature for marriage.
Immaturity. That's your problem

GrandMufti:



See wetin konji dey do you

how u take track me down here
Abeg edit my number commot for your quote abeg.
Thanks

Uyi168:
..
Just imagine...
Yeah, it's uniben...

she'd still be alive if not for the useless break.
Uniben is a very useless school

neetahRay:


I'm sorry, I don't know you tho

my crush.
Been a while I heard from you.
How have you been?

elmodee7:


U have finally ran mad, quit smokind colorado and loud. U need serious help.

he's an IPOB terrorist

Uyi168:
...
I lost a friend in the blast..
A year 5 pharmacy student....

UNIBEN?
U know na Lagosians full uniben oh.
Make I come call my colleagues were dey stay for Lagos.
Chai see what the festival sports has caused

saintbillion:
fear north. You are still early for next year jamb

lmao

FatherBona:
16th of march, Akwa Ibom state polytechnic, Ikot osurua

so u reside in Akwa Ibom and you're a jambite.
Good luck anyway

seunmohmoh:
Maybe I have a small face but I'm over 22. Lol but thank you.

my course mate is 27, she's been writing jamb since 2009 she left school and was finally admitted in 2016.
What u just need is focus, tenacity, doggedness and resilience.
Btw What do u want to study?

Mrshape:

That's good.
I am happy for her,
My candidate is 14 years we known they might not give him admission but Let him take the exam

make e apply uniben Dem go admit am.
That school too like money