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FamilyRe: Wife Opens Secret: What My Husband Did To Me In The Bedroom by datguru: 8:09pm On Feb 11, 2015
Jackeeh:
Sorry Sis. I can only imagine what you're going through. First off don't, and I repeat, don't report your man to anyone. You will further embarass him and make matters worse. Also don't take advice from NL gals who tell you they will never swallow milk. Sister believe me; they have done worse. And most of them(if not all) are still single. Your man has a sexual fantasy he hid from you. He should have told you buh he didn't. So let's not cry over spilled milk. Talking about spilled milk, your man's "spilled milk" isn't poison. Swallowing it won't kill you. It actually contains protein blah blah blah. Some tips to help you : have some chewing gum or sweet in your mouth when you're giving him a bj( e.g tom tom). When he spills, instead of dwelling on d taste, just gulp down the stuff as fast as possible. In other words, swallow it at once. Don't delay. If he still insists you swallow, you can also hold the tip of your nose tight while you swallow. Hmmmmmm all these just for semen. Odiegwu!!! Well, what am I trying to say here? Save your marriage. Do all you can to save your marriage. The day he meets another lady who can swallow not only spilled milk but the joystick + balls, no amount of prayers will bring him back to you. And I won't be surprised if that "other woman" turns out to be one of these ones shouting, God forbid! I can't do it!!! Mtchwwwwww. At least your life isn't in danger. He's not hitting you. Finally whether u choose to swallow or not, protect your marriage at all cost.
sounds good
PoliticsRe: GEJ Media Chat On AIT, NTA: Live Updates by datguru: 7:26pm On Feb 11, 2015
Link to watch online ?
PoliticsRe: Why Jega Must Clear His Name Or Face The Consequences - Sahara Reporters by datguru: 7:22pm On Feb 11, 2015
This shiit gets interesting every day
EducationRe: FUTO Mysterious Water From A Tree (More Pictures) by datguru: 6:35pm On Feb 11, 2015
mystockyear:
see what Jonatan has turn people to

vote wisely my brother & sister

#match4buhari2asorock
You never still buy sense ?
EducationRe: FUTO Mysterious Water From A Tree (More Pictures) by datguru: 6:35pm On Feb 11, 2015
Goo
CrimeRe: Police Nab 27-yr-old Serial Rapist In Calabar by datguru: 8:42am On Feb 11, 2015
KONJI NA BASTARD but

THIS ONE NA SPIRITUAL KONJI
PoliticsRe: Media Chat With President Goodluck Jonathan Today by datguru: 6:24am On Feb 11, 2015
Yes! Thats our president!


Thoughtful, intelligent, composed and outspoken!


Not some illiterate cow boy cattle rearer
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Go On Terminal Leave – Jega by datguru: 5:06am On Feb 11, 2015
You won't go ?


Not after the PRESIDENT must have ordered you to go and it's legal so you wouldn't say someone is pushing you out
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi, His Wives & Kids Stun In New Photo by datguru: 11:09pm On Feb 10, 2015
madgoat:
I wont say anything but theres a very dirty thought going through my mind right now grin
Mad goat grin
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Endorses Buhari by datguru: 10:34pm On Feb 10, 2015
How is this news ?

Obasanjo should win the elections for him naw, no be only endorsement.


Waste of time.


There will be no election! There will be no president.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hilarious : What Is Your Say On This Guy's Response? (photo) by datguru: 10:19pm On Feb 10, 2015
donnaira:
Did guy may be an Igbo lipsrsealed
Watch your tongue
BusinessRe: Poor Handling Of A Fraud Case By UBA Plc: An Open Letter Of Complaint by datguru: 9:58pm On Feb 10, 2015
My brothers and sisters, let's beware of Nigerian banks oooo. I had same experience with first bank and lost my money till today!
RomanceRe: Things Ladies Do/ Discuss When They Gather Together. by datguru:
That awkward moment when a girl have got a crush on you, she dies in secret but keeps forming jaki chan until you finally dump her sorry asss to get another bit*ch
PoliticsRe: WAEC Posts Irrelevant Advertorial On Buhari's Certificate In Guardian Newspaper by datguru:
Please someone should help me confirm if Oyedepo still have those keys! The gate needs to welcome new souls, the likes of buhari

#FACTS


The US is in support of APC because buhari is ready to be a puppet
BUHARI is behind boko haram and receives support from the US or else he won't be so confident of putting boko haram to an end if he wins.

Have you ever asked yourself why the US will not give the needed support and at this time stops arms deal with other countries?

As for his cohorts, we all know Ameachi and Tinubu, though ameachi tried for rivers but these are renowned criminals, now buhari is receiving support from them financially and otherwise. Do you think these two guys run a charity organisation? They must get something in return and in a corrupt way! And this man's campaign is centered on fighting corruption.

Any body who is supporting buhari and APC do not mean well for Nigeria


He should show his certificate or face the law for his sins
PoliticsRe: Blasphemy: Jonathan Equates Himself With God On NTA by datguru: 8:04pm On Feb 10, 2015
Who taught you English in school ? SMH


Educated illiterate
HealthRe: Shocking Photos Of A Pig Born With A ‘human Face’ (viewer Discretion Advised) by datguru: 8:02pm On Feb 10, 2015
Irritating pieces of shi*t
CelebritiesRe: Kelvin Olusola, Grammy Award First Nigerian Winner [Photo] by datguru: 7:50pm On Feb 10, 2015
Ok
Car TalkRe: Photo: Which Would Be Your Pick For Use On Nigerian Roads? by datguru: 3:51pm On Feb 10, 2015
nijanigga:
none, only looters can afford any of them.
Lets be positive for once! Not only looters can afford it. God can bless you with one. I will ride something better than this
Car TalkRe: Photo: Which Would Be Your Pick For Use On Nigerian Roads? by datguru: 3:51pm On Feb 10, 2015
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PoliticsRe: INEC Denies Jega's Terminal Leave by datguru: 3:29pm On Feb 10, 2015
chukwudi44:
Jega’s predecessor, Prof Maurice Iwu. Iwu’s tenure was due to expire on June 13, 2010. However, on April 28, 2010, then acting President Jonathan, ordered Iwu to proceed on terminal leave.

iF Maurice Iwu went on terminal leave who is jega not to go.Jega is not bigger than our law,come March 1st he must proceed on terminal leave to enable the highly competent Prof Mimiko anchor the elections.
GBAM!
Jokes EtcRe: Jesus Is Always The Answer by datguru: 3:26pm On Feb 10, 2015
grin
PoliticsRe: Obama's Media Team Responsible For APC's "CHANGE" Campaign - Washington FB by datguru: 10:57am On Feb 10, 2015
When I said here that the US is behind APC, many called me clueless like GEJ
PoliticsRe: How Buhari And Jega Planned To Rig This 2015 Election - Codewit.com Propaganda by datguru: 9:59am On Feb 10, 2015
stag:
Wow undecided

I know APC will rig in their strongholds, while PDP will do same in their own strongholds. But with such bold allegations, I will refrain from believing this write-up in this entirety.

If anybody believes the logic that Buhari once fought corruption and as such will fight it again then same person must believe that if Jonathan gave impetus to a free and fair 2011 election, then he'd also do so again this 2nd time. If you disagree, you must be one-sided.
Well said
PoliticsRe: Nazim Mimiko Nominated To Replace Jega From March 1, 2015 by datguru: 3:16am On Feb 10, 2015
profjustine458:
Hahahhahahahahahahahah! I talk am say Persin
no feel dey water make soap enter his eyes! GEJ
is d Man!!!
That makes a man. I think Gej will make a good husband, the listening type not the nagging one. Sometimes when he acts amidst the position I will be like "so Gej can do this all this while, what has he been waiting for ?"
PoliticsRe: Nazim Mimiko Nominated To Replace Jega From March 1, 2015 by datguru: 3:08am On Feb 10, 2015
If this is true hmmmm!


The clueless one is wiser after all. Fear quite and gentle people oooo, whatever they want to do is in their mind even though they don't rant
PoliticsRe: Why Is PDP Damn Keen On Bringing Buhari Down (the Guardian Newspaper Pg32) by datguru: 6:05pm On Feb 09, 2015
tswitch:
Correction:
Buhari was a dictator.
In fact his regime was clouded with tyranny and you can ask any elderly person around or your parents to confirm.
Obasanjo has no history of being a religious bigot and did not try, jail and even kill on the basis of religion or tribe and on trump up charges.
Micheal Ajasin the then governor of Ondo state was left to languish in prison even after the military tribunal tried him TWICE and found him innocent of all charges.
Shagari,Ekwueme,Ambrose Ali,Owoh,Ajasin,Awolowo etal
Decree 2 was imposed in January 84' allowing the imprisonment of any civilian who poses a risk, the NSO was given authority to detain critics of the government and over 64 journalist were detained,tortured and kept in squalid conditions-a documentary was shown after the August coup of the NSO detention centres.
ASSU, NANS and NMA were banned their leaders detained and conferences violently disrupted.
Decree Number 4 of April 1984 forbade the publication or broadcast of anything that brought the government or any of its officials into ridicule or disrepute. Like Decree Number 2, it placed the onus of proof on the
accused and stipulated heavy penalties for offenders. Under these two measures, a number of prominent journalists and editors were arrested. Two Guardian newspapermen spent nearly a year in prison, becoming heroes in the struggle for a free press, and were adopted as prisoners of conscience by Amnesty International.
In Buhari's regime over 20,000 (other reports say hundreds of thousand) civil servants were retrenched (210) from the north -SACK AND GO.
Tens of thousands of people lost their means of sustenance due to lack of raw materials to power industries caused by the "economic policies" of Buhari.
Can you imagine the implication of that on the economy?

All and much more are easily verifiable check resources like:
http://www.news24.com.ng/Elections/MyNews24/History-of-Buhari-20150127
Google Nigeria history - Buhari regime on google search.
History cannot be changed!
Thank you for this
PoliticsRe: Mass Movement For Goodluck Dumps Jonathan For Buhari by datguru: 7:02am On Feb 09, 2015
One man cannot decide for a whole group
Christianity EtcRe: Some Things That Happens In The Church Of God Nowadays by datguru: 9:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
True
Christianity EtcRe: Pay Tithe From The Money You Got From Gambleing, Right Or Wrong? by datguru: 9:15pm On Feb 08, 2015
Yes na, you won by the grace of God and you should appreciate God
PoliticsRe: INTERVIEW: Buhari On Al Jazeera.... #OPINIONS by datguru: 9:08pm On Feb 08, 2015
Rawani:
"If people want to make money they should go out and work hard, not bring drugs and destroy Nigerian youth " - Gen. Buhari on drug pushers.
No wonder a certain section of this country notorious for drug trafficking are hell bent on frustrating his candidacy.
Speaking shiiit. Do you really know about the man Tinubu ?

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