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Politics / Re: Jigawa Donates Goats To 8,000 Widows by datguru: 2:41pm On Jun 22, 2015
Na wa oo
Celebrities / Re: Man Who Smokes 40 Cigarettes Per Day Locks Head In Cage For Ramadan (photos) by datguru: 7:21am On Jun 21, 2015
Funny
Politics / Re: Buhari Will Support My Probe Of Amaechi’s Corrupt Practices - Wike by datguru: 7:16am On Jun 20, 2015
And the betrayer will be betrayed......


All hail Judas of Ubima

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Presidential Jet On OLX by datguru: 8:04pm On Jun 19, 2015
Crieff:
I'll pay 500, 000, 000, 000, 000












Zimbabwe dollars.


grin
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Already Surpassed Jonathan's Achievements - APC by datguru: 6:58am On Jun 19, 2015
Mad man

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Travel / Re: PHOTO: Where To ??? by datguru: 5:00pm On Jun 18, 2015
Looks like its jim ike we've got there
Crime / Re: Man, 71, Slaughters 60-yr-old Wife(Graphic Pics) by datguru: 2:57pm On Jun 18, 2015
ALLAHU AKBAR

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Crime / Re: Man, 71, Slaughters 60-yr-old Wife(Graphic Pics) by datguru: 2:57pm On Jun 18, 2015
JESUS! Come now we pray thee

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Politics / Re: Murray-Bruce Pledges His Wardrobe Allowance To Pay Workers (picture) by datguru: 7:30pm On Jun 17, 2015
Ok

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Celebrities / Re: French Speaking Fan Writes Omotola An Emotional Note by datguru: 12:19pm On Jun 16, 2015
So what now
Car Talk / Re: Photo: Is This The Best Way Of Securing Your Car From Theft? by datguru: 12:08pm On Jun 16, 2015
For where

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Politics / Re: Thread For Monitoring All Election Petitions Tribunals by datguru: 8:02am On Jun 16, 2015
#following
Politics / Re: I Was Poorer In Government - Oby Ezekwesili Says by datguru: 7:59am On Jun 16, 2015
God punish you for that statement. You think we are all gullible ?
Sports / Re: Why Enyeama May Never Play For Nigeria Again by datguru: 7:53am On Jun 16, 2015
Mtcheew.... None of my business. Both NFF and the players can go to hell for all I care. Do we even have a national team ?

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Family / Re: Funny Ways Kids Pronounce Our Names. by datguru: 2:24pm On Jun 10, 2015
So my little guys call me boraa pooh instead of brother paul

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Education / Re: 15 Good Universities In Nigeria You Can Study Geology/geophysic Without Regret. by datguru: 8:49pm On Jun 09, 2015
Unique uniport

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Politics / Re: Court Approves Suit Against Tinubu Over Murder Of Funsho Williams by datguru: 5:25pm On Jun 09, 2015
Interesting...
Business / Re: How New Cash Reserve Policy Will Breed Corruption, By Expert by datguru: 5:04pm On Jun 09, 2015
RickRichards:
Perusing. Edit: For people who can't read 700 words per minute:
“For example, if a governor, minister or director general puts N10 billion budgeted for capital projects in one year into a fixed deposit at 15% interest, he would have made a whopping sum of N1.5 billion just by illegally moving some public money from current account to a fixed deposit account."


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Romance / Re: She Request To See The Expring Date Of Condom Wise Or Not by datguru: 7:48pm On Jun 08, 2015
That will turn a real nigga off, not when I'm rock hard and want to pound the hell outta ya then you start saying crap. Like wtf ?
Education / Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by datguru: 11:40am On Jun 06, 2015
This is strong
Religion / Re: William Kumuyi Celebrates His 74th Birthday Today by datguru: 11:33am On Jun 06, 2015
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Running Round The Street Of London With Her Wedding Dress by datguru: 11:30am On Jun 06, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
Why me Lord? Why me? I just wasted two minutes of my life and another whooping 100KB of my precious data to view a fat gingerbread woman running around the streets of London. angry Forgive me Lord.....

@OP, pls wake me up when she gets to the foot of the London Bridge, by then she should have burnt up to 100 calories. undecided


grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: More Heart-Breaking Photos From Ghana’s Flood [Viewers Discretion] by datguru: 9:26pm On Jun 05, 2015
RIP
Celebrities / Re: "Genevieve Nnaji My Woman, My Everything"-patoranking (pix) by datguru: 12:24pm On Jun 05, 2015
Scandal.com

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Politics / Re: Breaking News Obiano Donates Salary To Less Privileged People In Anambra - by datguru: 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2015
asadike:
Dalu my able governor. Indeed you merit your name akpokuedike. Nwokeoma ogadirinma, ride on sir, givers never lack. The first biafra president by d grace of God. Yes, na asadike talk am. Oya let d bashing start.


Sweetie.... Are you there ?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Civil Society Launch “BUHARIMETER” To Track Buhari’s Campaign Vows by datguru: 9:28am On Jun 05, 2015
eazysally:
Someppl are just jobless, instead there should set a meter for themselves, most of them can't live up to the promises there make to their own families, but here there are poking their nose in an unauthorised zone.


My friend will you shut up ? Was that not the reason we were all screaming change !!! Because GEJ was not performing.. If this Nigga called Buhari does not meet our expectation, he will face the wrath of Nigerians

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Civil Society Launch “BUHARIMETER” To Track Buhari’s Campaign Vows by datguru: 9:27am On Jun 05, 2015
Interesting...

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Rocks Ancient Warrior Costume In New Photos by datguru: 5:31pm On Jun 03, 2015
Not surprised, 27 million Nigerians have mental issue

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Attend G7 Summit by datguru: 8:59am On Jun 03, 2015
IbileArmy:
My Gf says if I get 100 likes she will suuuuk my dick

Get a life

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Attend G7 Summit by datguru: 8:58am On Jun 03, 2015
Two minutes speech as usual

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NYSC / Re: How NYSC Members Are Recruited For Prostitution In Minna by datguru: 8:38am On Jun 03, 2015
liberty300:
who is this dog making noise here? Seems you haven't gotten ur call-up number so you're just venting your anger. Bitter child. Fyi; nysc is the only decent thing from nigeria. My best experience so far was from my nysc days; the sense of adventure, the hustle etc was all worthwhile

Is that why you have to call someone a mad dog for his opinion? What were you thought in school?

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