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Health / Re: How To Overcome Tramadol Withdrawal Symptoms? by datguru: 1:44pm On Jul 23, 2018
Good day people, I 've been an abuser of Tramadol for sometimes now and I decided to quit it 3 days ago. In so doing that, I have been going through hell by having an horrible pains of different types in which I almost tempted in taking the drug in order to relieve myself of the pains again but I resisted. Please, what are the remedies to ease these withdrawal symptoms?

Smoke weed and thank me later

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Crime / Re: Fulani Man Killed By Mambilla Militia, Corpse Buried In Bush. Graphic Pics by datguru: 8:00pm On Jul 05, 2018
He's lucky they gave him an honourable burial compared to how they slaughter people that's if the story is true.

On the other hand, he might be a fulani foot soldier who did enforcing jihad and his members buried him and moved on.


Health / Re: Tramadol Is Killing My Friend. How Can We Help? by datguru: 6:12am On Apr 21, 2018

My guy 1000mg of trams,I dnt believe u joor...Come and take it im my front nd let me confirm you dead angry

A girl took 1 card of 200 MG each X 10 in card, right in my presence
Health / Re: Tramadol Is Killing My Friend. How Can We Help? by datguru: 6:06am On Apr 21, 2018

Introduce him to kolanut, it is a better alternative

What does kolanut do?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by datguru: 11:11pm On Mar 24, 2018
Some drivers are devil, black ones!

And am not exaggerating.

I am really angry!

Earlier when I see people like dru23 saying things about drivers, I felt he was too harsh, had I known

I added a Toyota Corolla, I was unlucky, engine knocked before it even made one naira. Changed engine, changed evaporator, condenser and a host of other things.

Changed almost everything on the legs from shocks, brake to tires. Spent over 300k for these.

Where possible, I use oem or new parts, I buy them myself or order online.

That's not the story, this is the story

I gave this cha cha Corolla to an experienced driver referred by someone I happen to know. I checked his profile he had 4.6 as his ratings I was cool but there was one problem, he had no phone.

said he had some challenges, he had to sell his phone.

Because of the person that referred him, I asked him which phone and how much, he mentioned one infinix with 2g ram, the price was 38k, I transferred 40k to him.

Filled the car to half tank and handed over to him on a Wednesday.

Come Friday, he wasn't still paired with me on Uber, called him, he gave some cock and bull story of how he needs to go Uber office and do it, well for other cars it only took minutes, so I gave him 24hours to that. He did it in 18.

Come Tuesday, Uber didn't pay me, I've forgotten about him to be honest, since I used a different Uber profile/email address for him, I checked his profile, he was in debit of about 10k, he was owing Uber, I called him, he gave some stories, pleaded I give him till Thursday, let him pay one full week.

I agreed

Had I known

Thursday, called severally before I reached him, another story, his ac was bad he hasn't been working I was furious, did you call me?

Asked him to go meet my ac guy to fix it. I like doing ALL my repairs, for fear of substandard parts.

immediately, I logged on my GPS tracker, this guy was a bloody liar, he's been all over Lagos especially at night.

Gave a benefit of doubt even though my tracker says otherwise. Asked him for my money he said next Tuesday, I chilled, this point I was boiling but I needed to chillax, thanks to Heineken.

Tuesday, oga didn't pay, he didn't call, I didn't call

Wednesday same thing

Checked GPS he's been all over Lagos

Thursday morning by 10am, I stopped the car.

Went to the location, collected my car keys and phone.
Mechanic was already over the car thinking it was a mechanical fault, he didn't call me ooo.

Took the car back only to discover the following

1. Booth was permanently locked
2. ‎passenger door has been bashed, the glass is broken inside
3. ‎the car stinks like sh*t
4. ‎the new phone screen was broken

All in 2 weeks

I repaired the spoilt things and am looking for a driver, but this time like the yorubas say

Ojú ánu tí fọ!

He called me, I didn't pick cos if I swear 'for' him, it will be so bad that he would prefer his village people romance him than for my curse to kiss him.

Other drivers have even noticed a change self.

Why am I typing this long epistle

[b][/b]I just saw the same guy here asking for a car, on this thread, promising no stories. Yepa! Am angry!!!
The same guy, same phone no!

The thunder that will fire him ehn, is still using Yokozuna as dumbbell.

Dear partners, before you accept any driver please ask to call their former partners! Simple
if they say no, da wọn nù bí omi ishanwọ̀

Plus collect upfront payment ooooo

If you don't have, ja kúrò ní waju mi jàre, mi o ráyè radarada pálapàla.

Datguru, abeg send me that your HP agreement, am considering it.


Stop calling my name in vain for I know you not.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Ben Enwonwu's Portrait Of Tutu Sold At Auction For £1,205,000 by datguru: 5:10am On Mar 01, 2018
I never stop wondering the motivation behind buying a piece of painting for millions.

It's a well organized scheme of money laundering and quick process of turning BLACK MONEY clean by the political elites and other cabals within a setting.
Car Talk / Re: How To Verify If Your Car Number Plate Is Authentic Or Fake by datguru: 1:04pm On Feb 21, 2018
I just checked mine and it's valid.

Thanks for sharing.
Romance / Re: One Simple Way To Know If You Truly Love Someone. by datguru: 12:18am On Feb 12, 2018

Sometimes we leave those we love because letting them go is the only way to prove we love them.

If you have never being in love with someone who finds happiness in another, you may never understand me.

If you haven't been in love with someone whom your presence in their lives will only give them pains, you may find me crazy

There is always someone in a person's life whom they love but can't be with.

This is very true!
Politics / Re: Presidency Outlines Buhari’s Achievements by datguru: 10:33am On Jan 23, 2018
Only a blind man won't see the improvement Mynd44 lalasticlala pls do the needfull abeg

You're a big fool. May your life go in same direction that buhari is taking Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Davido, Phyno At Burna Boy’s Private Listening Of “outside” Album by datguru: 1:45am On Jan 23, 2018
u dey ph? grin e get one spot wen i for direct u to, her boli and fish na world class

u dey mind the ode boy, be forming shaba ranks cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Where in PH?
NYSC / Re: Scholar Urges Corpers To Return Overpaid Allowances by datguru: 10:17am On Nov 08, 2017
Return kini?

May thunder strike any corper that returns any kobo.

After plummeting the economy to its lowest ebb and mismanaging the public funds meant for the betterment of the citizenry, the overly corrupt government or whoever is in charge of payment made a good mistake by over paying these corpers who are risking their lives to serve this ill-fated nation and this cleric is advising them to return this fund? I stopped schooling at SS3 but I know what my friends and other fresh graduate went/go through just to do this shitty national norm that should be scrapped. Those guys deserve to be paid 120k monthly. What is this meagre amount to the billions these oloriburuku people are carting away to Switzerland on a per minute basis.

Well, only a Muslim cleric will say this. I trust the pastors who have corruption embedded in them already, they will tell you it is unmerited favour and quote about 10 different bible verses to support this claim thereby making your conscience clear. It is the only time like this their corrupt self is useful.

It is now their time to eat out of the national cake. This kinda opportunity is once in a lifetime. Do not misuse it.

Nuff said!

You sound very intelligent and I must applaud your level of eloquence and composure. You don't sound like an ss3 dropout.
Religion / Re: What Is Your Own Definition Of God's Goodness? by datguru: 10:07am On Oct 01, 2017
God's goodness is the air that I breathe, the food that I eat, my ability to sleep and wake up, my eyes that can see, my eyes that can hear... He's goodness is immeasurable and uncountable.

God's goodness is the name of JESUS and Holy Spirit He has given us.

Travel / Re: Young Girl Helping Her Mum Fry Yam And Akara Crushed By Jeep In Owerri. Photos by datguru: 10:32pm On Aug 24, 2017
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Useless yahoo boys
Even if he brakes failed

So he didn't not see all dos
HORN BEFORE OVERTAKING Dangote trucks to use n decelerate

Its akara nd fried fish dat he preferred to use eh

Who gives dis guys driving license anyways


You're a fool. Keep showing the world how stupid you are. Did you read the post?
Politics / Re: How Nnamdi Kanu Fell From Grace - By Tony Adibe by datguru: 12:56pm On Jul 29, 2017

Delusion (or reality-denial) remains an incurable disease until the poo of reality hits the fan. Keep deceiving yourselves. Sit secure in your ivory tower of intellectualism postulating how the interest of the tiny few is superior to the will of the overwhelming majority. Time will tell who's right or wrong, who failed from grace and who rose to it- you or Kanu.

Religion / Re: Bishop Sam Zuga Unveils World Wonders Water In Gboko, Benue (Photos) by datguru: 10:47am On Jul 09, 2017

Kai... I see struggling and confused souls

You see clearly bro.

I see a frustrated, desperate and depressed person been milked
Celebrities / Re: Davido Hospitalized Over An Undisclosed Illness by datguru: 3:38pm On Mar 28, 2017

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ACLU Wins Legal Challenge Against Immigration Ban by datguru: 8:37am On Jan 29, 2017
Na u be this? Which ways na. Where u go hide?

Na me bro, I just dey on a low key

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ACLU Wins Legal Challenge Against Immigration Ban by datguru: 7:59am On Jan 29, 2017
Nice one. That's a sane society and trump can't just think he can do anyhow, there are checks and measures to put him in line. No be naija. And yes, immigrants can be a problem but America got to her enviable position in the world thanks partly to immigrants.

Bro, how far. Longest time.

You still dey alive
Travel / Re: Map Of Most Dangerous Countries To Travel To In The World, See Nigeria's Place. by datguru: 2:46pm On Jan 28, 2017
America is the most dangerous country on earth


Investment / Re: Mmm, Bitcoin And Cbn War: Bitcoin Dealers Should Watch Out. by datguru: 12:04pm On Jan 25, 2017
This is so lame and the dumbest thing I've ever heard "CBN TO BAN BITCOIN??" "

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Religion / Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River. by datguru: 7:56am On Oct 27, 2016


Family / Re: First Class Twin Sisters To Marry On The Same Day - Photos by datguru: 2:29pm On Oct 02, 2016
First class from which department ??


Education / Re: Married In School, Single At Home by datguru: 6:31am On Sep 25, 2016

Leave that sermon

You really think you can change the world ?


Education / Re: JAMB To Validate The Admission Lists Of Various Tertiary Institutions This Week by datguru: 7:12am On Aug 23, 2016
Who else read this

Was it English up there or gibberish ??


Investment / Re: To Build Another House Or Invest In Business by datguru: 11:53am On Aug 04, 2016
I need this advice too, just finished my first house and I'm confused whether to build again or start business

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Phones / Re: How Reliable Is This Data Sale Advertised On Nairaland?? by datguru: 5:56am On Jun 29, 2016
have you tried out it to know it is a scam?

@OP I've known klubkonect with their low data adverts for a long time now, I've never actually bought from them before. Maybe someone who has will testify.

Man.. I've been using klubconect until I stopped because they turned into something else, they will deny receiving your transfer to the account from the ATM, they will take forever to complete your order, you call the evil number they have on their site they will end of wasting your airtime . A lady will pick the call and tell you the boss is not in office.. Too many drama..

@ OP, please data is cheap out there, forget about this shit
Phones / Re: How Reliable Is This Data Sale Advertised On Nairaland?? by datguru: 5:43am On Jun 29, 2016
Scam.... Run away
Webmasters / Re: At What Naira Exchange Rate Does Adsense Pay? by datguru: 9:43am On Jun 11, 2016

Money gram is 290 something.... Western Union is 300....world remit is 318

Hmmm.... When did western union start paying 300 ??

Last time I checked, they are using the rate on google

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Webmasters / Re: At What Naira Exchange Rate Does Adsense Pay? by datguru: 6:54am On Jun 11, 2016
Scam. Money gram pays me $300 to 1 USD. Bitcoin/PM $305 to 1 USD

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Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Chevron Facility In Warri by datguru: 8:37pm On May 13, 2016
Very Gooooood! pls keep blowin up ya properties. cool
What properties? Is the one they are benefitting from or not

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Business / Re: FCMB Shuts Down Branches, Sacks Staff by datguru: 10:59am On May 10, 2016
Yea.. The shutdown the one @ Choba Uniport, PHC
Education / Re: Uniport Set To Open School Portal Weeks After Students Protested by datguru: 11:57am On Apr 28, 2016
They have not met our demands, we are not resuming .
Until we get justice for our dead colleagues and the law must be reversed.
The VC must go

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