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Religion / Re: 7 Sins That Lead To Self-destruction: Christians Must Avoid. by datguru: 10:40am On Nov 22, 2015
There are lots of masturbators on this thread, they are products of their father pastor........

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos: Truck Crashes In Jos, Covers Almost The Entire Road by datguru: 2:52pm On Nov 21, 2015
PLANETMARS:
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey
jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my
gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter
house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop
22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with
the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as
treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my
mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I
dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Na im gate
man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan
come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate man?


;wink
Science/Technology / Re: A Stove That Uses Battery Spotted In Aba today!!! See For Yourself by datguru: 10:15am On Nov 20, 2015
MrAboki:
Scientific Guess: The Batteries power a fan that blows oxygen into the coal to give off more heat.




Whilst sensible Igbo people are hussling hard to make that paper stack right. The iiidiiot ones are on the street looking for a new country that they would go and still be useless in.

angry

When the bombing starts, all hardworking anf peace loving Igbo Man, woman and child should please cross over to the Nigerian side, pledge their loyalty to Nigeria and President Muhammadu Buhari and live peacefully whilst we decimate the remaining dissidents with airstrikes. angry

FOOL

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Events / Re: My Pre-wedding Pictures by datguru: 8:31am On Nov 19, 2015
If I talk what is on my mind now....

Eeeehnnn , okay now

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Crime / Re: View Screenshots! My Funny Ordeal With A Cheap Scam On Nairaland by datguru: 7:40pm On Nov 17, 2015
END TIME FRAUDSTERS
Both the OP and the Guy are scammers .

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Spends N2bn Yearly To Sponsor Attacks – UN by datguru: 8:08pm On Nov 15, 2015
SeverusSnape:


Report all you want. I won't get banned because I didn't break any rule, like Joseph rightly said. Even if I get banned, does that stop me and others to continue saying the bitter truth about is-ram??... No!

You and JEGA01 are the kind of people we're talking about, If you had the chance, you'd behead me and scream[b] "aallah Hu akbar"[/b] in the process.

Islam remains a cankerworm.

Hahahahaaha... You got me laughing with allah akbar stuff
Family / Re: What Do You Share In Common With Your Wife? by datguru: 4:26pm On Nov 14, 2015
Oh yeah.... I'm not married yet but I share my bed with my girlfriend

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Properties / Re: Is It Possible To Build A 3 Bedroom Flat With N2million? by datguru: 6:35pm On Nov 13, 2015
Yea
Politics / Re: 11 Best Quotes From Buhari's Address To His New Ministers by datguru: 5:19pm On Nov 11, 2015
You mean the Nigerian Chief Scammer ?


Hahahaha
Sports / Re: Buhari To Redeem 30-year Pledge To Eaglets by datguru: 8:38am On Nov 11, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Amen.
Wow... Look who is saying amen!
Thou son of lucifer
Politics / Re: Shots, Teargas Fired At Pro-biafra Protesters In Nigeria - Yahoo News by datguru: 6:50pm On Nov 10, 2015
Hahahaha.....
God bless Nnamdi Kanu GOD bless biafra GOD bless Ndi Igbo

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Politics / Re: Buhari & Ojukwu Protesting Against Obasanjo's Govt (throwback Pic) by datguru: 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2015
Alas! The betrayer of Biafra (ojokwu) and the greatest Con man in Nigeria (buhari)

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Politics / Re: Zanzibar Election: Jonathan To Lead Commonwealth Observer Group by datguru: 3:21pm On Nov 09, 2015
I see someone been prepared for the UN job

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Investment / Re: Virgin Atlantic Pulls Out Of Nigeria, Sacks Crew - The Nation by datguru: 2:43pm On Nov 09, 2015
Now... Bubu's body odour is working wink
Celebrities / Re: Elvis Chuks N2million Naira Wristwatch (Photo) by datguru: 2:33pm On Nov 09, 2015
Mutuwa:
shocked

When the almighty is blessing your neighbor, it means he's in your neighborhood! Don't let him skip your house because of envy!
(just a saying)


nice watch anyways... wink


I love this...
Business / Re: BDCs Operations: Revealing Your BVN Is Not A Security Threat – CBN by datguru: 11:34am On Nov 09, 2015
menix:


I can help only if u post a pix where u actually hugged a transformer instead..

I wasn't talking to you bro, I was referring to lalaboi

Thank you
Business / Re: BDCs Operations: Revealing Your BVN Is Not A Security Threat – CBN by datguru: 11:23am On Nov 09, 2015
lalaboi:


First, you want us to go and hug Transformer.

And you will want someone to offer you a way out?

There's even several options for you but since you're such a shitty person, there's no point

Hell yeah... Don't huge a transformer bro. We are talking about 3.2 million Nigerian naira here.

What's the way out, please if you don't min
Business / Re: BDCs Operations: Revealing Your BVN Is Not A Security Threat – CBN by datguru: 10:58am On Nov 09, 2015
I'm about losing 3 Million naira to this shitt called BVN.

Why did our polithiefians support this at first ?

I had two Names for several accounts with different banks, thank God I verified my real name first and that one has no problem.

The problem is that I also verified the fake name which I use for my shitty business ( you can hug a transformer if its hurts you) but that one didn't work since I can't use same finger prints, same face and a different name on the same database.

My account has been blocked since NOV. 1st and I dunno what to do though I'm a big customer at tha bank but I don't wanna damage my image and reputation. I'm just gonna confide in my account officer and see if there's a way out

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Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With Nigerian Girls Who Bagged First Class In India (Photos) by datguru: 10:45pm On Nov 08, 2015
ALAS! Here comes the greatest con man ever in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest 125 Pro-biafra Protesters In Delta by datguru: 7:01pm On Nov 08, 2015
After arresting them, what next ?

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Politics / Re: Profile of Aisha-jummai Alhassan Nigerias' First Elected Female Governor. by datguru: 3:53pm On Nov 07, 2015
I dunno what to comment.....




In fact, God bless me and bless my hustle

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Politics / Re: Anti-corruption: Igbo Leaders, Using Agitation To Evade Prosecution – Group by datguru: 10:54am On Nov 07, 2015
IsraeliAIRFORCE:
Another conglomerate of favour seekers.


Denial is our problem hence Bokoharam got better part of us after Nigerian Police thought that killing their founder will end the movement.

If I may ask, why did Biafra Zionists invade Radio Nigeria Enugu during Jonathan's administration to declare the "State of Biafra"?

Why did Ogoni Peoples Liberation Movement declare Independence during Jonathan's administration?

You see, most groups lack kindergarten intelligence hence come out with ridiculous submissions after meetings.

Now, here's a man who thinks before talking
Phones / Re: MTN Is Carrying Out Fraudulent Transactions On My Line! by datguru: 10:49am On Nov 07, 2015
Same here. As if that's not enough, I get like 25 sms daily from MTN persuading me to buy data plan
Health / Re: Seun Omobo Emerges Chairperson Of The FIP-YPG by datguru: 9:07pm On Nov 06, 2015
She is cute

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Politics / Re: Biafra Millionmanmarch:ipob Defy Heavy Police Presence To Protest In Owerri(pic) by datguru: 8:32pm On Nov 06, 2015
This is serious. It will come like a dream to the Nigerian government

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Sports / Re: Checkout The Award Given To The Man of The Match ( Hilarious Photo) by datguru: 8:30pm On Nov 06, 2015
It doesn't look like photoshop

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Travel / Re: 4 Members Of A Family Die In Fatal Accident In Benue - Graphic Photos by datguru: 5:49pm On Nov 06, 2015
I will fulfil my cause on earth.

I will not die an untimely death.

I will die a happy man.




RIP to the dead

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Business / Re: Largest Crowd Seen In A Bank For BVN Registration (photo) by datguru: 1:51pm On Nov 04, 2015
Is it possible to have two BVN with different names ? For different banks
Politics / Re: Bad Condition Of Enugu-Onitsha Express Way Being Washed By Erosion (Pics) by datguru: 10:47am On Nov 02, 2015
freeborn76:
Thank you Jonathan for this wonderful legacy! cry cry cry


Receive sense

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Returns From Commonwealth Assignment (photo) by datguru: 10:52pm On Oct 31, 2015
Welcome sir

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