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There are lots of masturbators on this thread, they are products of their father pastor........

PLANETMARS:
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey
jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my
gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter
house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop
22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with
the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as
treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my
mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I
dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Na im gate
man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan
come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate man?

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MrAboki:
Scientific Guess: The Batteries power a fan that blows oxygen into the coal to give off more heat.




Whilst sensible Igbo people are hussling hard to make that paper stack right. The iiidiiot ones are on the street looking for a new country that they would go and still be useless in.



When the bombing starts, all hardworking anf peace loving Igbo Man, woman and child should please cross over to the Nigerian side, pledge their loyalty to Nigeria and President Muhammadu Buhari and live peacefully whilst we decimate the remaining dissidents with airstrikes.

FOOL

If I talk what is on my mind now....

Eeeehnnn , okay now

END TIME FRAUDSTERS
Both the OP and the Guy are scammers .

SeverusSnape:
Report all you want. I won't get banned because I didn't break any rule, like Joseph rightly said. Even if I get banned, does that stop me and others to continue saying the bitter truth about is-ram??... No!

You and JEGA01 are the kind of people we're talking about, If you had the chance, you'd behead me and scream[b] "aallah Hu akbar"[/b] in the process.

Islam remains a cankerworm.

Hahahahaaha... You got me laughing with allah akbar stuff

Oh yeah.... I'm not married yet but I share my bed with my girlfriend

Yea

You mean the Nigerian Chief Scammer ?


Hahahaha

sonOfLucifer:
Amen.

Wow... Look who is saying amen!
Thou son of lucifer

Hahahaha.....
God bless Nnamdi Kanu GOD bless biafra GOD bless Ndi Igbo

Alas! The betrayer of Biafra (ojokwu) and the greatest Con man in Nigeria (buhari)

I see someone been prepared for the UN job

Now... Bubu's body odour is working

Mutuwa:


When the almighty is blessing your neighbor, it means he's in your neighborhood! Don't let him skip your house because of envy!
(just a saying)


nice watch anyways...

I love this...

menix:
I can help only if u post a pix where u actually hugged a transformer instead..

I wasn't talking to you bro, I was referring to lalaboi

Thank you

lalaboi:
First, you want us to go and hug Transformer.

And you will want someone to offer you a way out?

There's even several options for you but since you're such a shitty person, there's no point

Hell yeah... Don't huge a transformer bro. We are talking about 3.2 million Nigerian naira here.

What's the way out, please if you don't min

I'm about losing 3 Million naira to this shitt called BVN.

Why did our polithiefians support this at first ?

I had two Names for several accounts with different banks, thank God I verified my real name first and that one has no problem.

The problem is that I also verified the fake name which I use for my shitty business ( you can hug a transformer if its hurts you) but that one didn't work since I can't use same finger prints, same face and a different name on the same database.

My account has been blocked since NOV. 1st and I dunno what to do though I'm a big customer at tha bank but I don't wanna damage my image and reputation. I'm just gonna confide in my account officer and see if there's a way out

ALAS! Here comes the greatest con man ever in Nigeria

After arresting them, what next ?

I dunno what to comment.....




In fact, God bless me and bless my hustle

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
Another conglomerate of favour seekers.


Denial is our problem hence Bokoharam got better part of us after Nigerian Police thought that killing their founder will end the movement.

If I may ask, why did Biafra Zionists invade Radio Nigeria Enugu during Jonathan's administration to declare the "State of Biafra"?

Why did Ogoni Peoples Liberation Movement declare Independence during Jonathan's administration?

You see, most groups lack kindergarten intelligence hence come out with ridiculous submissions after meetings.

Now, here's a man who thinks before talking

Same here. As if that's not enough, I get like 25 sms daily from MTN persuading me to buy data plan

She is cute

This is serious. It will come like a dream to the Nigerian government

It doesn't look like photoshop

I will fulfil my cause on earth.

I will not die an untimely death.

I will die a happy man.




RIP to the dead

Is it possible to have two BVN with different names ? For different banks

freeborn76:
Thank you Jonathan for this wonderful legacy!

Receive sense

Welcome sir