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Forum Games / Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by datguru: 12:45pm On Jul 14, 2015
Theirs always a way to appease the snake and take the key

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Religion / Re: ISIS Trainer Turns To The Bible, 'sick Of The Killing' by datguru: 1:05pm On Jul 12, 2015
Interesting
Politics / Re: Rehabilitation Of Nembe, Bonny, Bille Jetties In Port Harcourt Begins. Photos. by datguru: 1:15pm On Jul 11, 2015
we did not make a mistake in voting him in, he won, we won.



Rivers shall be great!


I also pray the buhari lead government succeeds, all we want is better nigeria irrespective of who brings about the change. But in the case of any interior motive by anyone in any position whatsoever, secession will happen!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Their Loose Translations ... by datguru: 1:11pm On Jul 11, 2015
seanblaise:
"You no need cutlery to chop slap"....lol....If to say FG go gree adopt pidgin as our official language eh, pple for know book well well.....
Lecture: Class I hail oooooo
Students: teasher we sight you.....
Lecturer: Na GST 101(use of Pidgin) we go yarn dis morning....
Students: teasher carry go.....
Abeg who no understand?


grin
Politics / Re: Umahi: FG has moved Boko haram prisoners out of south-east by datguru: 6:39am On Jul 10, 2015
Better
Politics / Re: We Were Paid N2,500 To Bomb Yola Barracks – Arrested Kids by datguru: 6:37am On Jul 10, 2015
piicity:
It looks like some hausa kids are suffering.
If you give a 10yrs old guy 2500 in osun state wey Aregbe no pay.THE KID WILL NEVE SAY THANK YOU COS THE MONEY SMALL

Even in the east or ss.

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs That Shows Your Girlfriend Won't Marry You by datguru: 11:55pm On Jul 09, 2015
iampartyboy:
1. She demands excessively and never spend her money on you: [/b]so many girls are guilty of this. She will do everything to milk you dry and never deem it fit to buy even singlet for you.if you complain she'll say she don't have money. Bro if your Babe get this trait, move!!!

[b]2. She never talk to you about marriage or children:
If your girlfriend never for once raise an issue about how she'll raise your kids or talk anything about wanting be your wife then she don't have future plans for you. Bro start looking for an alternative.

3. You've already introduced her to your family and you are yet to meet any of her siblings: if you have introduced her to your parents and sibling and she didn't bother to let you even speak to her siblings on phone or meet them then she's not thinking about marrying you. She's just using you till she gets who she wants.

4. She won't call you: I dated a girl back then that forbids calling me or else she needs something or will need something soon from me. That's when she'll try to act friendly and caring. She won't call on a normal day and if I asked why she didn't call she'll say she didn't have credit. That's another way of saying I should send her card.

5. She's fond of saying "your wife go suffer" : Guys take note. If your girlfriend is fond of saying this then she's not thinking of being your wife. You are just together for the main time.

6. She don't apologise when she's wrong: if your girlfriend feels too proud to apologise after a misunderstanding even when it's glaring that she's wrong. She's always feeling like "shebi if you go I have other guys toasting me on bbm and are even better than you". She doesn't love you and won't marry you

7. She's not proud of you: if she don't tell her friends about you when they're having their discussions then she ain't feeling you. Even when you ge her a present she'll rather ask you the price and when her friends ask her about it she'll rather tell them the price she bought it than telling them you bought it for her.lol... bro you're not getting married

8. She's not appreciative: if your girlfriend doesn't appreciate what you are doing for her or she's fond of saying "what are you doing for me?" bro she's not ready to marry you. Start looking for an alternative now.

9. She's not humble: if she thinks/act like she's doing you a favour by dating you then she won't marry you bro. Go and look for you size....lol

10. Last but not the least. If she's pregnant for you but can't keep it for no reason: she'll tell you she's not ready or come up with excuses not that you are not capable but she just want to get rid of it Kuz she didn't love you enough nor planning to marry you.


If your BOO possesses 50% of this then you have entered one chance siiiiince. Don't say you're not warned


Very true

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Crime / Re: Fake Doctor To Refund Nine-year Wage To FG by datguru: 9:17am On Jul 09, 2015
4bobo:
[size=18pt]era of money recoveries , buhari needs money to workshocked shocked shocked[/size]

To sponsor BH you mean ?
Politics / Re: Fear In Rivers Over Alleged Transfer Of Boko Haram Detainees To P-harcourt by datguru: 7:56am On Jul 09, 2015
Ameachi brought this upon us

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Foreign Affairs / Re: SCREENSHOT. Rev Reinhard Bonnkie Speaks On Homosexuality. by datguru: 6:02pm On Jul 07, 2015
gabriel212:
Even satan made approach to Eve and not to ADAMS and that shows he did not support Homosexualism in his kingdom

Wow! Interesting...
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Burnt Churches In Jos by datguru: 3:49pm On Jul 07, 2015
Frankiss44:
The title "clueless" has finally found a deserving head grin grin grin

I tell youb grin

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Phones / Re: You Can Now Report Your Telecom Provider Directly To NCC by datguru: 6:45pm On Jul 06, 2015
MTN don enter one chance

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Politics / Re: Presidency Denies Zahra Buhari's Twitter Account, Says It Has Been Compromised by datguru: 7:41pm On Jul 05, 2015
lalasticlala please delete this thread www.nairaland.com/2212187/western-money-transfer-hack-march. Thank you
Family / Re: Man Returns From Mortuary After Confirmed Dead (PICTURED) by datguru: 3:49pm On Jul 04, 2015
Lie
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Shows Off Her Natural Hair... by datguru: 11:41am On Jul 04, 2015
ipreach:
FRESH THING

Spammer

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo At The Senior Course 37 Grad Ceremony Armed Forces College (pics) by datguru: 3:35pm On Jul 03, 2015
What is the dullard doing that he can't be there in person?? Or he didn't memorise any speech?? I mean his usual 3 minutes crap

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Politics / Re: We Stand By Our Story On El-Rufai’s N90 Billion Worth - The Union Editor by datguru: 12:30pm On Jul 03, 2015
Things are happening, nigeria is getting interesting by day

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Politics / Re: 97 Killed In Boko Haram’s Fresh Attacks In Borno Mosque. by datguru: 6:08pm On Jul 02, 2015
Sai buhari

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Crime / Re: Court Discharges Murder Suspect For Showing Remorse by datguru: 5:37pm On Jun 30, 2015
As in.. The guy was found guilty and the judge out of church mind set him free ??

Someone help me

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Business / Re: Dangote: I Have No House Outside Nigeria by datguru: 11:53am On Jun 29, 2015
So
Religion / Re: World’s First Gay Bible 'queen James ' Published by datguru: 7:28am On Jun 29, 2015
End time
Nairaland / General / Re: TB Joshua Reacts To New Gay Law by datguru: 11:24am On Jun 28, 2015
Very true
Politics / Re: Checkout What A Nigerian Said If Buhari Dare Legalises Gay Marriage(pic) by datguru: 8:30pm On Jun 27, 2015
Umm
Politics / Re: Residents Protest Over Plans By FG To Transfer Boko Haram Prisoners To Anambra by datguru: 8:11pm On Jun 27, 2015
Now that the boko haram leader is the president, terrorism will spread to other part of the country.... Thereby leading to unrest.... Which leads us to the peaceful division of this scam called Nigeria... The greatest mistake boko haram will make is to drop a bomb in any eastern state, trust my igbo brothers, they will take it personal and do the needful
Politics / Re: Photos: Anambra Residents Protest Alleged Plans By FG To Transfer Boko Haram.... by datguru: 8:07pm On Jun 27, 2015
And now that the boko haram leader is the president, terrorism will spread to other part of the country....



Quote me if you like
Health / Re: 10 Terrifying Rare Birth Diseases That You’ve Never Heard Of (photos) by datguru: 7:06pm On Jun 27, 2015
Are you fuccking kidding me

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Celebrities / Re: Chiwetalu Agu Wears Dreadlocks (Photos) by datguru: 6:41pm On Jun 27, 2015
Lol
Travel / Re: The Deplorable State Of The Nigerian Embassy In Malaysia (see Photos) by datguru: 1:09pm On Jun 26, 2015
Is too bad
Politics / Re: Obama To Host Buhari July 20 by datguru: 3:15pm On Jun 25, 2015
If I talk what is on my mind now, the mods will ban me and all of you will quote me uselessly, so no need.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See The Job Offer I Got From " Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala" by datguru: 11:30am On Jun 24, 2015
Ok
Foreign Affairs / Re: In Tears! Heat Wants To Wipe Out India And Pakistan. 3000 Dead Already. Photos.. by datguru: 6:01pm On Jun 23, 2015
Indeed Nigeria is the promise land as seen in the bible... A land flowing with milk and honey
Education / Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by datguru: 8:04pm On Jun 22, 2015
You mean those aro boys

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