₦airaland Forum

Ayooluwa25:
Excuse sir, observation: Please why is yu now bearing a name with 'girl' in it since yu are masculine #JustAsking #LetPeaceReignSha... #EGoBeta

My sister na to catch fun, know how men think & get info from nairaland guys easily...whenever dem see woman dem dey mumu wella...lol.

herbie27:
See who get levels!, I no blame you, na nairaland give ppl like u mouth to talk.

After a hard days job


#positivevibesonly!

herbie27:
Quake!, see ur face. no wonder u want join police.

I just even see your own pix and shame dey catch me sey i stoop to your level to dignify you with response...

As from now on go to helll.

herbie27:
Quake!, see ur face. no wonder u want join police.

Quake or Quack


You're such a clown....and a disgrace to your generation....na your type dey visit oko-oloyun and herbalist dey yab docs....black woman black brain...

Bored

Maxineng:
I don't care.

Your right men.

mumbasa:
It's nearly impossible for you to harm the President after making such open threat.

I watched Boko Haram try at Borno State in late 2014, they could not even enter Maiduguri despite being heavy armed and throwing all they got on Nigerian army.The media didn't report it - four hours gun battle , over 12 militarily helicopters deployed. It was on that day I knew that the Army , DSS and civil defence had special forces trained particularly for such occasion. The NSCDC has swat unit i wan mad dat day.

Bottom line they cannot touch a hair on the body of the President.

You sure sey no be 24 you watch?

herbie27:
Are u tired of making use of ur vocabulary?.

Bring it on boy!.

You're beneath me.

herbie27:
u're living in la-la land to even have that in ur tiny imagination.

If them dey call men, dem go call u join too?.

Lmao!, it really doesn't hurt to use ur brain.

Oya go to bed.

VIEWS95:
They shoud have a CEO ooo, because it seem's being a baby mama is now a legal business approved by the federal govt.

At least it's better dan being a prostitute...

Once she's fvcked she's fed for life!

herbie27:
intellectual illiterate, if all women on earth don't have shame nor dignity, which were ur exact words, ur mother and sisters do.

Analyse ur statement and talk abt ur disdainful family that failed to give u a proper home breeding.

Stop trying so hard to impress me, u no reach my boo toes self.

This one wey we no hear your voice again...hope sey you never go report me to Mods like ds?

Jobless geh...carry Nairaland for head like shareholder....

VIEWS95:
Who is the CEO of the baby mama bussiness in Nigeria

CEO dey again? Tell me chumchin...ds babes no wan carry last oh!!!!banging dem wayz to d top!

herbie27:
Datigbogirl.... a boy, impersonating girls, bt because u ar dumb, u revealed ur identity urself wat do i call u?, a hermaphrodite i guess

It's fun seeing nairalnders drool thinking I'm a girl...had to clear the air when peeps started seeing me as one & mails started popping in promising heavens...thats what a ryt thinking dude will do...but as a "sharp" geh like you...you'll capitalize on dat to sieve them of cash dats why I'm dummb to you...

You're beyond redemption

#hoodrat mentality.

herbie27:
intellectual illiterate, if all women on earth don't have shame nor dignity, which were ur exact words, ur mother and sisters do.

Analyse ur statement and talk abt ur disdainful family that failed to give u a proper home breeding.

Stop trying so hard to impress me, u no reach my boo toes self.

You're single...your boo.

The devil is a liar....I'm shiiiting on her she say I'm hitting on her.....laughing ma head off...

You're a real baboon and you belong to d zoo...

herbie27:
Is imperative u knw i'm single, don't have any illegitimate child n don't have the intention to bfor marriage.

Like i said earlier, there is nothing u or any1 on nairaland will add or take frm any1's life, no matter how good u ar in making trouble.

Person wey done big pass u, done big pass u.

Stop claiming what u're nt, and go fix ur life.

Oh girl you're already broke why would i wanna take anything from you when you got nothing? I don't kick ppl who are already down...dats a job for single, broke and depressed lowlifes like you....

I'm on top while I'm shiiiting on your whole life....

Endoff wart! pls!

herbie27:
I guess ur mother n sisters have dignity. Yeye dey smell.

My Mother and Sisters are more than women....so don't tarnish our image comparing your useless self to them...

Try harder dimwit and do away with such hackneyed & played out lines.

herbie27:
nairaland is the only place where anybody can claim to be rich or comfortable.

This thread has been discussed long ago, that's how broke you've been. go get a life jare!.

And how does that correlate to what is being discussed here about you being a brokeazz? You wish so much I'm in your predicament so as to feel good about yourself but sorry I'm not...no be d same head we carry come....if that makes you feel miserable you can go & diversify- baby manufacturing or end off!

herbie27:
You shld have gone back to where i was coming frm b4 quoting me.

Jst because u've been able to buy MB doesn't give u the automatic right to call people names.

Use ur grey matter for once....like i care!.

You don't have a choice that's why you don't care.... Anything for the paper....

Mind you I'm not only able to buy MB for myself but also for others which i doubt you're able to... You still prolly hussle magaz for money to buy data hence thinking everyone else is in your shoes.... Console yourself with that jarey.... Nairaland don give you sef mouth.... Oya talk.

back2sender:
Ladies have lost thier dignity. No morals at all. Having children deliberately out of wedlock through runs and they still come to display this before our eyes

The greatest mistake man made was to think women know anything about dignity...

They're the most shameless creatures on earth... Even dog get shame pass dem. Awon ashiere.

herbie27:
And you blame women for being pregnant?.

So if women get fvcked they should automatically get pregnant? So sex automatically equals pregnancy in your world? Or if a riffraff rapes you, you'll do nothing about it until you get belle? Have you heard anything about Emergency Contraception?

Use your brain for once.... Sex is both for pleasure and Procreation and there are numerous means of contraception to ensure only the former is experienced... Feign ignorance if you like that's your embarassing headache.

Pavore9:
The girls are not impregnating themselves! It is a tale of 2 irresponsible persons.

The girls should STFU,she sure knows the dude is not ready for a kid yet she decides to go ahead with it. And no one should tell me about him not condomizing & "when he was enjoying it" trash cos dat line is so played out and stale if you can allow a dude to skindive then you should be responsible enough to take care of yourself afterwards but she refuses to pop the pills after sex only to pop babies after 9month....dat to me is just a calculated attempt at putting the dude in d family way by force...so it's the bittch dats manipulative...so many hoez out there shamelessly using babymamaism as an escape route to poverty not even minding the psychological effect it has on the growing up child...its just shameless and selfish of these girls...the bittch I fvcked raw told me she wasn't bothered about pregnancy as she could take care of herself but she scared of HIV...dats a smart chick...

If these bittch peradventure had sex with a good for nothing broke azz dude she'll pop the pills with immediate effect and alacrity even if the dude begs her to keep the baby but she'll lockup and carry belle to 9months for superstar so who's fooling who? You girls can continue to embarass yourselves all you want cos it's your life after all but don't blame we guys when we continue to label you cheap slutssss and hoeszzzz.

I've told so many girls threatening to get pregnant for me that if they try it they'll have themselves to blame cos they will be so on their own and I'll disappear into thin air....when a biiiitttch hears that cold toned word from a guy she rearranges herself....and d funny thing is i REALLY mean it when I say to d point that they say I'm wicked....I just laugh at them...better to put them in check than let them ruin my life...

All des guys dat ended up having babymamas didn't do dr job well.....no mercy for these biiittfhes cos them go just dabaru your plans in life with one stvpid big belle you're ain't interested in...you need to let dem get that into dr skull for them not to dream of trying such.

inme:
These boys kno dey fear HIV?

In this era of antiretrovirals...HIV is just any other disease like Diabetes,Hypertension, Asthma etc...d stigma behind it makes it look terrible and horrific but in real life if you use your drugs and live a healthy life style you'll be fresher & better Dan most ppl dat are negative.

HIV is not a death sentence....

abagadingus:
If anyone has got the invitation text/mail kindly notify the house. From an insider, I heard that the computer was programmed to pick first from those whose WAEC Certificate reads from 2007 (i.e obtained from 2007 till date) . Yeah, there maybe adjustments later but we need to confirm this claims first so if you know/heard or have seen any one who has been invited kindly inform the house.

But did they ask us to upload our certificates during registration?

Endy10:
I remember that scene vividly. When I watched it, I felt every pain he felt. The expression on his face was willed with pain. He killed that scene. I'm sure that was the part that sealed the Emmy's for him. That and the Scene with Oberyn

Please remind me of d season &I episode sef.

SKAMM:
Hi guys, I've come to realise that people still make the error of uploading their documents to websites before converting to pdf.
Note: This is not advisable and you run the risks of your documents being in the wrong hands.
i've been using this app for sometime now and it has helped me in diverse ways. Infact it's among my top10 must have app on every android phone. Okay let's cut to the chase...
STEPS
#1. Download CamScanner from the Google Play Store.
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#5. After saving, you'll find a small PDF icon on the top of the screen. Just click on it and voila it takes you to your already pre-installed pdf reader showing you the document you converted. You can continue from there. ;-D
I hope this helps.

The camscanner seem to be receiving a lot of 5star reviews....downloading now to give it a try.

fison:
FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OYE-EKITI,
EKITI STATE (FUOYE)
Website: www.fuoye.edu.ng

INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL ADVERTISEMENT FOR ACADEMIC AND NON-TEACHING STAFF POSITIONS

Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates to fill the under-listed vacant academic and non-teaching positions in the University.
Important Notice:
All applications for both Academic and non-Teaching Positions are to be made online. Please visit www.fuoye.edu.ng
Applicants will be expected to download their forms after applying and submit five (5) copies of the downloaded application forms to the Personnel Affairs Division of the Office of the Registrar before the closing date
Preference will be given to qualified candidates from the following States: Bayelsa, Borno, Gombe, Jigawa, Kano, Katsina, Kebbi, Nasarawa, Niger, Rivers, Sokoto, Taraba, Yobe, Zamfara and FCT.

CLOSING DATE
Application closes six (6) weeks from the date of this advertisement. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted. Please check the University website (www.fuoye.edu.ng) for update. For further enquires contact: recruitment@fuoye.edu.ng.

Signed:
Daniel A. Adeyemo
Registrar

I've been looking for how I'm gonna update my CV and application letter to PDFs format without success...I dunno who can help me sef.