₦airaland Forum

ofofoCEO:
R. I. P to our economy

Courtesy Bubu!!

Adortem:
Lols,guys stop being petty and we are all second learners of English...

No mind d guy jarey.... Ppl far younger are reaching enviable heights hin just open hin mouth gbagada dey yearn dust....

sojiboy:
Hmmm! Doctor! How many years did you train, when did doctor become a 4years course or when did you start schooling. Whixh sch did you graduated from at 24 as a medical doctor? Or do u mean native doctor or u bagged honorary doctor? Pls stop that joke.

Or clarify ur age when u were admitted, how many years of study, which sch u graduated from, where u did ur horsemanship and when u served.


Or pls gerarahia

"Horsemanship" "when did doctor" "4years course" "whixh" "did you graduated from"

I'm tired of counting your blunders...ds generation has gone to the dogs...little wonder graduating at 24 is a wonder to you cos you still prolly doing Jamb tutorials during that time....#olodooshi!

How old do you think ds dude is?

sugarbelly3:
Rotimi Amaechi, the minister of transport and former governor of Rivers state, celebrated his 51st birthday yesterday, 27th of May 2016.

Amaechi kicked off the birthday celebration with praise and worship session with Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of Common Wealth Of Zion Assembly. Then a small birthday party thrown for him by his colleagues. Pics continue below.




Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2016/05/rotimi-amaechi-celebrates-51st-birthday.html

Photocratic govt...nothing tangible for a year now...just pictures of celebration and laughing...

They seem not to have recovered from the Euphoria of winning the elections

Adortem:
Lols,I don't mean "pride" o o,it is an expression for "you must be fulfilled",and it wasn't a sarcastic statement,just catching some fun o o o. Cheers...

Even if I understand you....cheers still *clink*

ChangeIsCostant:
This happened yesterday. Secondary school students displaying their version of the dab dance in their creative Parade for Governor Atiku Bagudu during the Kebbi State Children's Day celebrations. The popular dance seemed to have won the heart of the governor judging from the delight on his face.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/05/secondary-school-students-dab-for-kebbi.html

The best dabbers in Kebbi state primary schools.

Adortem:
Nice,you must be proud...why do you choose NPF? Or unemployment don reach your side too? Lols

It seems you're the one unemployment has affected so much to diagnose pride from a simple assertive statement.

No worry e go better for all of uz.

dest4real:
We weren't asked to upload CV!

Thanx bro

dest4real:
Doctor,

If you fail the age test, it means your age is not within the stipulated age bracket for the recruitment exercise. In clear terms, if you are above 28 years and you applied for the position of ASP in this recruitment exercise, computer will filter you out!

My concern is for others not me... I graduated at the age of 24 as d youngest doc in my set aint 29 yet...

Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss0osIfkXrI

[size=14pt]Nigerian sets record for distance walked with football on the head[/size]

Oyinbo man wey create Nigeria know wetin hin dey do... We're just too great!!!

JAYTUNEZ:
OAP Toolz is now a happily married woman, after getting formally wedded to her hubby, Tunde Demuren in a lavish wedding in Dubai, that was well attended by A-list celebrities.

However one major celebrity who is never absent from such occasion was nowhere to be found, till it was revealed that, Toke Makinwa, popular vlogger and media personality didn't get invited to the wedding.

Some fans noticed and called out Toolz for it...



http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/05/nigerians-call-out-toolz-for-not.html?m=1

"She should slay in her house"

Walahi ppl are evil...

sonOfLucifer:
Thank you Satan.

Weyrey...

Apelex:
They have some really old planes in their fleet. Have experienced this too.. Few months ago..........

Nah Mama peace get me Now

They should better address this issue... We don't need an Air crash rite now.

No be Peace get accident the other time wey hin jam Trailer

Twaci:
Let's bet...highest, 1 year...

Banky u sef which way? Be best maning upandan

Beautiful couple though

Berra speak your mind.

samjadinero:
Abeg, have you heard from somewhere that they have started sending out interview invitations?

I never hear oh... Just gonna be surprised if no nairalander is selected.

pitbully:
I actually don't think you made any mistake in filling ur cert number. Cos they requested for 'NYSC/Exemption cert numba'.
What that means is either you fill your NYSC cert number or Exemption cert number(if exempted).....Unless the people that designed that questionaire don't understand the use of the symbol /

So no worry yasef

I just rechecked it now and you're absolutely right! Tesnion has a way a messing with one's brain sha.

franksunny:
Applying or have applied? just curious o, nothing else

Applied... Thanks for the correction.

Ally23:
Hm...Hi nairalanders, pls when is the recruitment screening going to start/has anyone seen invitation text or mail yet? is there going to be an exams in the screening?
...About this age limit of max. of 28yrs, I think it was'nt stated on the app form (of npf website). May be the age limit of 28 is for constable or inspectorate cadre, as for ASP it should be higher than that possibly 35yrs?. God help us!

Is the specialist position under ASP?

dest4real:
Baba, read through the thread!

Please post the link to the thread, not everyone can go through the pains of just finding the thread where it is... Life is hard already....we shouldn't complicate it by adding more suffering.

Adortem:
Guys,I want to share my thoughts with you,as much as I would love to be recruited eventually just like many of us here,but I say to myself,if it doesn't work out,I still love and trust God,I have placed all my cares on Him,it is not a do or die affair and life doesn't start or end at being given/denied a job,thank God for breath,while breathing I know I still have hope for the future in this trying period of the economy...The race is no longer mine,anything that happens there after,I would still say thank you Lord!

Suffering has a way of drawing ppl close to God sha.... Praise God!

[quote author=princetunex post=45923597][/quote]Continue to have faith instead of you to pay attention.

horhizah:
I just discovered that the NYSC certificate number was not needed, but the exemption certificate number, and I made the mistake of filling my certificate number there... Hmmmm... I pray they ignore that part.

Good luck to all prospective officers.

I just discovered that the NYSC certificate number was not needed, but the exemption certificate number, and I made the mistake of filling my certificate number there... Hmmmm... I pray they ignore that part.

Good luck to all prospective officers.

I swear i made d same mistake sha.... I just rechecked it! Na wa oh..... Dats d issue with these computerized process, its not a true test of someone's capabilities and they'll just employ incompetent peeps at the end of the day...

sugarbelly1:
He even pulled two trucks sef, @ a time...See more pix @

http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2016/05/meet-strongest-man-in-nigeria-photos.html


No doubt, he's truly strong

If those trucks go move and crush him nko?

samjadinero:
They might think you just pulled numbers from the atmosphere.
Worry not though. No one has received invite yet.

If no Nairalander has received an invite yet then it means we're a joke.

dest4real:
Or is Arase your uncle?

Good mannerism is important bro, there is a better way to ask this question in a polite manner. Anyways, i forgive you, bad habits die hard!

Source:


http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2016/05/20/police-recruitment-age-limit-academic-qualification-disqualifies-800000-police-applicants/

See as everybody dey form manners because of work even though dem be original Akpu guys in real life... Lols.

dest4real:
Your friend is not telling the truth, specialist will cut across all cadre.

Is there any place for uploading one's CV on the website during the registration cos me i didn't upload any CV oh! I simply filled the necessary spaces on the net.

dest4real:
From what the IG said, his he saying about 800,000 applicants failed the age test already?

How does one pass/fail the age test sef? And if about 800k ppl failed age test out of abouy 800k ppl dat applied, who dem go con screen nah?

Na wa oh.... I'm actually applying for the Specialist (Doctor) position, any other info i should know?

TeeFeh:
lol just one plate oh I swear

Can't we start planting tomatoes ourselves?

osenbarak:
I think the only disadvantage is u will lose ur warranty and ur phone May be bricked

What does it mean by a phone is bricked??

OgidiOlu3:
You people will just be eating unhealthy things and be inventing diseases anyhow

Honestly I wonder oh....such disgusting creature...may hunger never hit someone to the point of eating ds.

eyeview:
Am not a fan of PDP nor GEJ but you people has been brainwashed so much into believing that Nigeria is coming out from an apocalypse. Where is Nigeria coming from,really? In actual fact,we are coming from
1,being the 3rd fastest growing economy in the world to not even making the 1st 15 growing economies in africa!
2,From being an investment destination to sliding into the worse recession since 1991
3,From N202 to a dollar to N360-N400 to a dollar(first in the history of the naira)
4,From an electricity tarriff of N12.30 to N21.40 per unit of consumption
5,From N87/litre of fuel to N145/litre(first in the history of fuel pricing,despite the fall in the price of crude)
6,From a maximum of 1week fuel scarcity to an unprecedented 4months uninterrupted fuel scarcity(first in history)
7,From around 5,000megawatts to 0megawatts in electricity power generation(first in history)
8,Even tomato is now 4 for N1000(first in the history of tomato since creation)

The list is endless.
And you are here referring to 'where we are coming from?'
Son,you need to go wash your brain off zombeism and go learn the act of thinking objectively for yourself.

Now,to educate you a bit on the art and science of management. When a new manager takes over the saddle of leadership,the predecessor's 'poor achievements' automatically becomes his benchmark. His work from day one is to grow all the indices left behind by the former. Eg,if GEJ was hovering around 5000 megawatts,its expected that Buhari starts to build from there to 6000 to 7000 megawatts upwards, but instead it went down to 0.
Son,you don't grow like that. I wish you and many others to remove the cloak of tribalism,nepotism and look at issues from a more objective manner and you will realize that this govt has scored less than 8% as a govt. And since govt is assessed based on a 4year cumulative result,he needs to perform exceptionally well in the next 3years to wipe off the poor ratings of the first quarter because this poor outing of year1 will still add to his cumulative scorecard. I hope you understand cos I've done my best to make it as elementary as I can

My brother you don try wella...but I'm sure he'll still not understand cos he's a Zombie....they don't understand....they only follow orders...a pity.

mars123:
you're the failure because a man that has 400metres to run but is taking last in the first 100m is been considered a failure by you. His tenure is a race and there will be good times also. Those who choose not to be fully ignorant knows where Nigeria is coming from.

If he is carrying last in the 1st 100m of a 400m race then he should just pull outta d race cos even if he's Usain Bolt e go still carry last....he should leave now before Nigeria is ran aground to last position.