₦airaland Forum

wanderlustian:
Me, blow 600k? How nah!

To get a visa you need to show evidence of funds to support yourself during the trip, that does not mean I going to spend it all. If only you know how long it took me to save it up.

Meanwhile, about business fetching money. Money no go fall from heaven do better thing money go come, na true talk I de tell you so oh!

Na truetalk jarey my sister....

captleonerd:
there's no point responding. you are irredeemably lost. good night

Bwahababahaha... Loserman! I gave him where it hurts d most-in his balls!

legenduq:
Since you have registered online, Where is your location?

Sorry which location are you talking about?

Elebiju:
Don't even try the liquor business here, even in ikot ekpene the bars are always scanty, hospital? They've got free health care except if you're wanna specialize in "you know what".

Lols... So na only palmy dem dey shack for there anddog meat.... Na wa oh..... So the place will prolly be cool only for accommodation and not for business ba?

wildrose21:
And what is so special about an oyinbo chick, that makes you think your flesh and blood are 'rubbish'? Eh?

Wake up man/woman... It is on us to love ourselves, they ain't really got true love for us out there...

The 'worst' Nigerian or African girls are queens to people who really care about them, regardless of how they choose to make a living (hustle). It is not your place to call them 'rubbish'..

And life ain't all about making money and being a millionaire. The quality of the life we live matters a lot because life is too short for us not to fulfil at least 60% of our fantasies.

My opinion. It may or may not count. Thanks

Truetalk tho....

TSOM:
You shameless liar! You claimed to be from Uruan L.G.A in Akwaibom State but a quick perusal of your post history shows you're Delta-Igbo.

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Your lands are destroyed by overflowing crude oil, you're vandals, dypsomaniacs, self-servers, lazy and occult-indulging miscreants.

You are a ritualist! Your capital city roads are riddled with potholes and your life ambition is to end stipends from proceeds of kidnapping.

Your people die daily from from explosions when they go to steal crude oil from faulty pipelines.

AKWAIBOM State is peaceful while your state is war-torn.

Cc: Chalsixtus

And the funny thing be sey una still geh Oil pass dem yet dem wan kee themselves.... AkwaIbom Ayaya! I'm on my way coming with some Arab money to invest!

captleonerd:
use your brain kid. the daura man is doing just fine. academic qualification is not a criteria for effective leadeeship

To a sheep like you i bet he is.... A sheep can only but worship his Fulani Sherperd to have more grass....

legenduq:
Please when did you receive the message? Date to be precise.

Here...

Elebiju:
The men are very lazy most especially the ibibios.. They prefer to drink palm wine and dog meat from morning till night, their women are very hardworking and they are blessings to their husbands, they farm while the men only eat I know it is hard to believe and you can only hear this from a sincere akwa ibomite which is why their ladies prefer to marry men from other tribes most especially SW. They have numerous dishes but can't cook tasty meals in fact their is nothing special about their food. Afam soup is just efo riro likewise edikankong, efere ndise and efere nkwo except their white soup, ekpang kukwo is ikokore in yoruba and asa akpapa is just yoruba Egbo, ikoki is sapala in yoruba land. I cook them very well though with a little yoruba flavour and they find it amusing when a man cooks.

And sorry i plan setting up a beer parlor business or hospital over there wbich do you think will bring more profit in d short run especially now that you're telling me they prefer palm wine to beer.

Elebiju:
The men are very lazy most especially the ibibios.. They prefer to drink palm wine and dog meat from morning till night, their women are very hardworking and they are blessings to their husbands, they farm while the men only eat I know it is hard to believe and you can only hear this from a sincere akwa ibomite which is why their ladies prefer to marry men from other tribes most especially SW. They have numerous dishes but can't cook tasty meals in fact their is nothing special about their food. Afam soup is just efo riro likewise edikankong, efere ndise and efere nkwo except their white soup, ekpang kukwo is ikokore in yoruba and asa akpapa is just yoruba Egbo, ikoki is sapala in yoruba land. I cook them very well though with a little yoruba flavour and they find it amusing when a man cooks.

I've heard about that a couple of times... That's however none of my concern cos most times a prophet is not without honour except in his own town....

captleonerd:
if your hero jonadumbo with PhD couldn't turn Nigeria to US when oil was $120 per barrel why will you expect a daura mallam to turn Nigeria around in a flash when oil is $50 per barrel? is buhari a magician? abeg shift

So if a Phd can't take care of a situation the solution is to go meet a mesuya? You ought to be flogged by a mad man in d market....

Hi guys! I just got nessages from nysc with link to remobilization because i ws told i absconded from service even though i travelled abroad for my masters and other Intl exams.... I've registered online but remaining the biometric aspect for fingerprint registration but i don't know of any place currently doing such registration for corpers... I dunno what to do befotr this current portal closes up... Guys i need your advise.

siddoggg:
The businesses booming right now in akwa ibom are drinking parlours,keke driving and betting houses...and those are facts!could send pics to back that up

Are you sure about that drinking parlor stuff? I'm planning on opening one but don't know where yet?

LizGray:
Akwa-Ibom. You only posted the good part about them tho.

If there's any info about you feel we should pls share it cos i honestly plan settling down there....

nigerianvenom:
fratermathy, thanks for this.but akwa Ibom has four major cities (uyo, eket, ikot ekpene, oron).
Le meridien hotel is not in uyo but uruan, so is Atlantic fm and cocharis motors.
The first class newly completed hospital built by Akpabio isn't in uyo but itu.
Akwa Ibom is the most peaceful state in Nigeria. It has the deepest sea pot in Nigeria without drechig.
Akwa Ibom has some of the most important entertainers in the entertainment industries and sport, I. e, ini edo, Frank Edoho, ime bishop Umoh, mesh, pasto goddy goddy, emem isong, annie idibia, Vincent enyeama, England youth prodigy rose efanga Barkley.
The first chief justice of Uganda, justice udo udoma was from akwa Ibom.
The first or second cbn governor - clement isong was from akwa Ibom.
The longest serving secretary to the federal government - ufot ekaette is from akwa Ibom.
The second in command of the defunct biafra region - General Philip effiong was from Akwaibom.
The first indigenous IGP of Nigeria-sir Louis effiong was from akwa Ibom.
Maritime Academy of Nigeria is in oron, akwa Ibom.
Akwa Ibom was created same day with katsina state.
The most popular beer in akwa ibom is champion beer which is brew in akwa ibom.
Governor Victor attah married a Canadian while Godswill Akpabio married an igbo woman.
Akwa Ibom has the best delicacies meals in West Africa, I. e edikang ikon, ekpang nkukwo, afong, etc.
I'm from akwa Ibom, incase you don't know and akwa Ibom ayaiya

Is it true dat Ibom chiks are very loyal to their men? Cos aort from kitchen prowress I'll love to date and marry an Ibom chik....

captleonerd:
imagine this tramp calling me an illiterate? those points mentioned in my post are ways Jonathan failed. how's buhari responsible for any of that? abeg shift if you can't provide an appropriate answer

And your illiterate demigod has done so well hasn't he?

Dummb Arrow.

Taryur3:
This is saddened.who is to blame here now.I don't want to judge.but I will blame the student for renting an apartment who has such law. I will blame the landlord for jumping inside his room and pun ching the student...I think the guy played a self defence here but he shouldn't have stabbed the man in stomach.Up to God almighty to judge...av presented my own aspect.RIP Landord...but some landlord self get characters o.his own law is very new to me...in student environment,and u expecting them not to paired up with thier girlfriends because you own the building...smh

What if he had stabbed the student with the knife instead.... This is self-defense to me and i hooe the student gets justuce... This will serve as a deterrent to overbearing Landlords.... What happened toy evicting the student when his time us up.... Why does it have to degrade to punches?

uwagimboo:
What happens when the gal u re bunking is an agent of the devil..

Some landlord's sha get there own 4 body, why barge into his room as if he did not pay to rent the room...

Thats why i try to know the rules of a landlord b4 i rent.

Bandeco:
Poverty mentality..... So ur only aim for making money is to invest and make more millions. Is dat all what life should be about. Nigerians are their poverty and warped mentality eh.

That's true sha....

skydude:
Lol no be small matter na so you bad like buhari,wey wan pay graduates 23k for 2years, oya add something put on top, lol

You no sabi d kain work wwy you wan do.... Na work wey i fit give sec school leaver 15k/month for.... I just wan ensure sey i pay you minimum salary... Even Billionaire Ben Bruce dey pay hin workers25k/month na ordinary man like me dey pay you 20k you no happy. Even Nurses in private hospital get paid maximum of 30k/month so wats d big deal.... You are not ready to work.

wanderlustian:
They give you what you requested for. My bank statement had only 600k+, I don't think it would have favoured me to apply for more than 2 weeks, if not they could deny you saying you dont have enough funds to cover your stay.

Chai so you dey go blow 600k just like dat.... Money wey you suppose go invest inside one business turn millionaire.... Do you have any business fetching you money? Na wa oh.

skydude:
Hope you done mole your inbox today boss man,abeg pass me small food make I chop as you they chop belleful,me never see food chop no to talk of belleful,abeg give me your control make we hook up lol

Shey you dey ready to work as barman for my beer parlor business, i go dey pay you 20k/month

NePro:
damn always mister know more will always appear from somewhere..in all I wrote here the one you were quick to pick up is bush meat..you travel from north to south of Germany I travel from Germany to mostly eastern part of Europe, does that make any difference to you And those strict procedures of yours don't exist in Serbia,Bulgaria,Hungary and so on because I have personally bought a lot of bush meat enroute. I will look where I saved a pic to post here....and maybe after you can go and introduce those strict laws of yours to Roma people selling bush meat by road sides. Because if you have truly traveled by road out of Germany then there is nothing you can't find by the road sides, call girls are there on road side you can f**k pay 50euro and still continue ur journey a lot of things I can't even name

Call girls? Oh boy! Which of the European countries be dat abeg? 50euros? Shey na short rest abi na overnyt browsing? And i hope these callgirls are oyinbo chiks and not our rubbish naija or african girls wey go there go hussle?

skydude:
Please where is young doctor,you just paraded your weeded pics online with your money,ever since then you done pick race,i do they miss your ranting sha

Pick race go where? Me wey dey enjoy life de chop belleful na hin you dey console yourself over......toh console yasef wella bro... The Lors is your muscle.....

opj21:
Doctors re the best in rubbing women yansh n their breast.....yeye police doctor

I wish your wife falls in my hands, you'll see hiw I'll squeeze her boooobs and press her yansh....

BoboFashion:
Sorry, thought u re igbo

Dats great!

BoboFashion:
Sorry, thought u re igbo

Is dat what it means?

captleonerd:
lol buhari used propaganda to destroy GEJ? what a joke!!! buhari's propaganda was the sharing formular for dasuki's loot buhari's propaganda made BH grow from a small terrorist group to holding territories, buhari's propaganda says stealing is not corruption, buhari's corruption depleted our foreign reserves even when oil sold for $120. buhari's also responsible for your lack of education

And you an educated illiterate is too dvmb to know the propaganda I'm talking about, it's no wonder you prefer a fellow illiterate to lead you to the promised land.... What pains me is one has to be tied up with illiterates like you...

BoboFashion:
Lol, odikwa egwu.

What does that mean?

captleonerd:
ignorant one. you come here and celebrate NDA pipeline attacks yet you expect the effect not to trickle down to you. are you just ignorant or totally uneducated? is buhari responsible for the pipeline bombings? until we all cooperate with the FG to move the country forward this country will never develop. tell your brothers to continue the bombing

No one will cooperate with an FG that refused to coorperate with his predecessor but used propaganda to tarniah his image and destroy his political ambition.... No one will cooperate with such a person.... Such a person's career will be moved down the drain....

oglalasioux:
The 60s picture is of Calabar and Ikwerre girls recruited in the field to spy, cook and warm the beds of the 3rd marine commandos soldiers during the war. None of them were eventually absorbed into the Nigerian army after the war.

How do you know?

Fingerprinter:
And what makes you think you're too big? Because you Bleep ashawo for 2k or that you drink four bottles of orijin? Nigga get a life abeg! Big man like you no dey shame, na youth service wey children don finish long time ago you just dey do now dey make noise. Na ashawo go kill you for kano

You're insignificant.