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Generalwoodz:
After reading other distinguished comrades' comment and honest views, I'm here to announce to y'all that I'm the only Nigerian guy that'd stomach such Damned excess from a supposed girlfriend.

Immediately the TV falls, I would go down on all my fours and beg ( as awon simp) to tamper justice with Mercy.

I'd evelope her in my arms, kiss and look deep into her eyes even if she doesn't want it.

I'd cocksure drop her piping hot anger to the lowest degree of cold.

If she lets me, I'd carry her off to bed and rock her world. Take her to cloud nine and back. Hit her uterine so darn good that she'd squirt so like torrential rain and moan relished like a gasping thunder.

After all Said and done...after we must've had heart to heart talks, I'd allow place her Head on my hairy chest and leave to sleep and snore away her whatever sorrow which has been eating her.

I'd sleep too.

Then around 3:34 am...Then I'd dream.

My Great grand father would appear in a trance, expertly and aesthetically remove my brain and replace it with another.

Once he's done fastening the last bolt/nuts, I would sprang up like a wounded lion. Breathing in and out hot smoke, panting heavily like a marathon runner and with all the veins in my body becoming more prounced as if they escape from body..

In the darkness.

I'd walk slowly, calculatively and suggestively to the mirror on the wall and peering into it could see my eyes...

Red and blazing like hot coals.

Suddenly the electric bulb goes off quite slowly, and barely a minute later a sharp lighting quickly filters into my room through the window revealing my assignment lying stretched in the bed.

I'd let out chilling but hysterical laughter and taking 2 steps leap up into the air and before I could land, dive straight into bed and grab her by the neck...

Intensely pressed my two hands around her throat. All this while silent expect for tall legs which are seriously vibrating, shaking and kicking.

"Please, don't kill me" barely escapes from agape mouth.

" Drops of tears races down her forlorn face and just then her blurr eyes draws my attention"

" Clearly painted in her eyes like vision,are fears, pain, death and pleas of Mercy.

" I'd make sure I strongly maintain my grip on her throat until her breathing ceases!

Baba u too dread lol

A police officer was video recorded been driven pass his police station by a defiant motorist.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p26IOXEgk9U

OlakunmiSMELTD:
Front page, and let everyone read good things about Nigerian abroad abeg. We re tired of negative news

Yeah sure

Lalasticlala

Chosimba:
Who is 'we men'?

It maybe better if you speak for yourself only. You have no idea what other men like.

Wahala...lol...ok me and other men who reason like me...you and the "other" men can allow your wives shake their bumbum for cheap likes online

ukaface:
but the husband was involved with the water birth, was even involved in videoing most of her dances and contents.

"We tolerate it for a while if you are good"

Cousin9999:
This is awesome.

It sure is

When u go dey shake your yansh anyhow online...u think we men like that?...even did water birth and posted the whole show online for cheap likes etc..we can only tolerate it for a little while if u are good then boom breakfast time and u can gth out

A lady tears off boyfriend TV from the wall in a rage of fury after she claims he laid his hands on her. #saynotoviolence


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq61Lf7nCos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxBceoKSrLg

A Nigerian-born US pilot, flying a commercial airplane from the US to Nigeria for the first time speaks in English, yoruba and pidgin effortlessly as he addresses his passengers who were amazed and shocked hahaha nice one

Take a listen.

Name a bill that you hate paying, but you must pay it because you cannot do without it!

Lady proposes to Portable Zazuuuu.

A lady fan who was so excited to meet him, knelt down, took off one of her rings to propose to him and she insisted he must say yes...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1YXGIvtRbg

Mystic969:
The display is not enough to declear her mad.

There was a voice note also saying that she has been misbehaving like this for few days now and it is only getting worse by the day.

Totilopussylick:
Ghana abi

No Nigeria..

Pastor rescued and saved after attempted suicide.

Sad and Pathetic!

Listen to what he says made him want to take his life below. Unfortunately youtube keeps deleting the video so you can just watch it on facebook below

Full Video: https://fb.watch/bCpPb8R-9P/

Nigerian girl runs mad in Cheras Malaysia. Very unfortunate.

Pls help and share if you know how her relatives in Nigeria.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OViWw3T9u_I

A bird relaxes on a Ukrainian soldier as the Russia invasion of Ukraine rages on.

Even animals are feeling the heat of the war and need companionship too.

What a pity! Amazing but sad sight.

#russiaukrainewar


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njG8CutMqWg

xclntmoda:
Baby Girl needs to be taught how to live. At this age she knows this, then some spanking not talking now will help.

Yeah true...if she could know how to do this at this age, she could as well collect some spankings too for correction...

Asin she suppose don know right from wrong going from the video

alphaNomega:
You know those girls that falsely accuse guys of rape? This is how they grew up.

Mini bítches

My broda ehhh...the small kid issue tire me...she is going to grow up to be something terrible menh

Nnetriplet:
Which kind of thing is this...if this was my daughter I could definitely flog some common sense into her

Lol

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram OGA sorry ooo


U no CAPRISUN me say u de PAY me RUBBERZ (MONEY)



So as CUNTREE b like MAIN MARKET now so d matterz no reach ur side..



anyways I de ASHAWOO house since 6pm... as I de TYPE u now, I just de weak.. D LAST BANI way I NACK really do me justice..



DIS BANI 1 chop off my PREEK..


Anyways later TINZ MAN!




WTF MAN!

Hayyy God

Double0h7:
That child really vex me! Damn, she's lucky I'm not her mother because I'd beat that evil out of her

Lol i say the girl need deliverance hahaha

Man forced to marry girlfriend after 16years relationship

Asin, the lady bursted the guy fully dressed in wedding gown... baba tire hahaha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2kOr74rK9k

Beremx:
Who find trouble na im dey cry pass.


I loved the way the little boy ignored the girl despite the beating he received. If it to be other male kids, na only one slap the girl need to reset her little brain.


The little boy is a real Gentleman

The boy will definitely grow up to be a perfect gentleman

Hahaha Little girl fakes a cry and throws tantrum after been the guilty one while playing with her little brother.

The girl need deliverance sha! And she showed her real character at the end lol

Can anyone relate? Most kids are wahalurr lmao

Watch till the end


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu9E4ffD26Q