₦airaland Forum

Buhari Busted! WAEC/Cambridge Did not Offer Hausa as
Subject in 1961 The presidential candidate of the All Progressive Congress,
(APC), who yesterday, had his statement of result released by
his secondary school in Katsina has been busted by a new
revelation. This revelation, which has come less than 24 hours
later, shows the said result is fake. Amongst others is the
damning revelation that Hausa was not offered as a subject in WASC until after 1974. Yoruba was the only Nigerian language that was offered as a
course in 1961. Live News investigation obtained a document
showing the curriculum of Nigerian secondary education as far
back as 1842. This evidence shows that the released statement of result is
fake and a bad forgery gone wrong. This is a whole new
dimension to the BuhariGate certificate scandal. The APC have
been projecting Buhari as a man of incorruptible character but
the BuhariGate scandal has really cast a lot of mud in that
campaign. Our investigation also revealed several inconsistencies in the
released statement of result including, a controversial
photograph, a wrong name, absense of the pricipal's name,
inconsistencies in the graphic indicating an overlap from
photocopy and many others.... What do you guys think.

portaableg:
My friend those problems has been there for ages, it's just increasing as governance changes.

my frnd stopping sayin wat u dnt knw,wic problem has bin dia?

40 days to presidential elections. If you're voting
remember this factors;
1. The chibok Girls
2. NNPC Scam
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing 20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal
6. Bomb Blasts
7. Immigration job scam
8. Petroleum pump price
9. Devaluation of Naira
10. Oil theft
11. Power outage
12. Selling of Nepa
13. Selling of Refineries
14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills
15. ASUU & poly Strike
16. Doctors Strike
17. National Assembly tragedy
19. Stella's oduah Aviation Scam
20. Kerosene subsidy 21. Insurgency. Pls vote wisely!




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blasterman:
Nigerians r the problem with Nigeria. It doesn't matter who is I'm charge 80% chance he is corrupt.

Maybe we shd try a female presideNt

Not recycled leaders

God help Nigeria because it's future doesn't look bright

ur galfrnd or wife knws abt dis,true or false?

40 days to presidential elections. If you're voting
remember this factors;
1. The chibok Girls
2. NNPC Scam
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing 20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal
6. Bomb Blasts
7. Immigration job scam
8. Petroleum pump price
9. Devaluation of Naira
10. Oil theft
11. Power outage
12. Selling of Nepa
13. Selling of Refineries
14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills
15. ASUU & poly Strike
16. Doctors Strike
17. National Assembly tragedy
19. Stella's oduah Aviation Scam
20. Kerosene subsidy 21. Insurgency. Pls vote wisely!

na only for mbaise u go see a woman of 80yrs still a youth
..

alberto2k:
Op... U didn't mention gere-gere and tyre riding

Cuz na dat one I cruise pass


I later got a Bicycle tho

tyre riding is included

alrit

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it offJesus died over 2000 yrs ago and nobody has ever called him the late Jesus, not even de devil. No where in history! He is still the Living God! Yet 97 out of 100% will not share this truth, if u are 1 of the 3% who will stand up 4 Him, then send this to 7pple if u Luv Jesus. I DO

ok have heard u all

DidiLove1:
A Caucasian and rott mix! Am utterly speechless!

didilove,am surprise seein all dix comment,i just nid u to advice or tell me d bad effect of d mixture (Caucasian&rott),odas can still contribute,we all are learning,no one is perfect,tanx

arcbay:
What kind of person mates a Caucasian with a rottie? You just ruined the integrity of both breeds.

i guess u wia just passingby and suddenly intend to create awareness,alrit we have seen u,just kip going,dix is d kind dat doesnt have one only criticizin oda dog,wats ur comcern wit d mating

2male and a female

just passingby,have puppies of 6weeks incase, but are 4 sale

3more puppies left

keandre:
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my guy calm down reason well and follow d topic

keandre:
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meaning?

no one go agree say en dey for amebo officers group

TYPES OF STUDENTS YOU'LL FIND IN A
TYPICAL NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY
CLASSROOM.
1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey
listen an jot down notes wella. They are
always found in the front. Most of them
are direct entry and they sabi ITK die.
2. THE ON-LOOKERS: These ones cannot
really be classified as good-listeners
because they just come to class look at the
lecturer, so confused. Whether the
lecturer dey yarn german or speaking
gibberish or mumbo jumbo, na to dey look
be their own. Why he ask do you
understand? Na them dey shout
"yeeeeees" Na so them go dey look till
exam finish.
3. THE PHOTOCOPYING BROTHERHOOD:
Oh my! These people know themselves.
They are always found saying "abeg I no
get strength to write note, do sharp make
I photocopy". This set of people can
photocopy anything on paper. Na because
of them handout no dey sell. If you no
hold yourself well, dem go photocopy you
join.
4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" TEAM: These
students are damn slowww, slower than
Mikel Obi. If the lecturer tries to fasten up
his dictation, they just hands down and
join the onlookers.
5. THE LATECOMERS GANG: These are the
people who enjoy and derive pleasure
from coming to class after lecture has
started. They just like sneaking in. I begin
to wonder why they sneak in, you no pay
skul fees? Abi no be
You get the admission neh?.
6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This
group can sleep on behalf of the atlantic
Ocean, they sleep without fear or favour,
they just find any spot with or without
breeze and 10mins into the lecture, they
are off.
7. THE BORROWERS LEAGUE: Whether
them be students abi them be non-
learning students, I don't just understand.
These people can never have biro or
calculator even inside exam hall, they keep
borrowing till their bag is full of
everything.
8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group
of people are just looking for how to start
a new controversy. They just love to
argue, funny thing is that they might not
be intelligent in class ooo. But when it
comes to arguments you can never win
them. see talent.
9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES CLUB: Chei
these people can ask useless questions for
the sake of Namibia. Sometimes the
lecturers go just vex out of frustration and
feel like punching the student. You can
imagine somebody asking "sir, should I
write my name on my answer booklet
before submitting?"
10. THE INVINCIBLE/GHOST STUDENT:
What can I say? these people never attend
class but their names are always in the
attendance sheet and they always write
test and never have carry over. ghost
students. They are also reading this right
now.
11. THE NOISEMAKERS EMPIRE: These
ones are different from the
"argumentists" in the sense that the
arguers have points but these ones just
make noise randomly and keep disturbing
d class.
12. THE FASHIONISTA CLIQUE: All they
pray for is people to look at them and
WOW. They have the latest dress in
Vogue. They wear different clothes
everyday and we wey dey repeat cloth go
just Kack one side dey pray make dey fall
inside poto-poto make we laugh. Badbelle.
13. THE NAIRABET UNITED: Anyway all na
work of the devil. Na so Chelsea, ManU,
Arsenal, Madrid, Barca, Keshi even
Enyimba dey cause wahala.
14. THE NON ACADEMIC STUDENTS: These
ones always have something to do
somewhere. They just want the lecture to
end so that they can go sharp sharp.
15. THE GBAGAUN DETECTORS: They may
not be listening ooo. But when the
lecturer makes one single English error.
Gbam! Work don start be dat. They go
analyse am pass Microbiology laboratory
result.
16. THE AMEBO OFFICERS: their own na
to observe anything wey dey happen and
them no dey keep their mouth shut.
Amebo go kill them, you no need tell me,
na there Campus Gist belong.
No lie, Which group do you belong to?

And in one word tell us d university name.
no jokin

dey arent dat pure caucasian but dia moda is a pure caucasian dog and was mated with a heavily aggressive rotwailer. so its puppies are crossed-breed of caucasian and rot,hope am understood?

hia

the pix of d parents to b uploaded soon

nt a problem

08137302971,call us nw.get ur one month pure caucasian puppies

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3 male and 2 female still available

yes finally pix to b uploaded today,four puppies already sold,
call now to book urs

Juni4jay:
Pics pls den we knw ur serious.

junijay bear wit me, pics will b uploaded soon