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DONMAYOR19: Two American got the virus, they were treated with the same experimental drugs and things are getting better, but the same drugs couldn't save the spanish priest. Ok no problem.

dats all

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Am now living in fear in anambra state university cause of this nonsense virus

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AFTER PAYMENT SEND YOUR FOUR SUBJECT,INSTITUTION,TELLER NO OR DEPOSIT SLIP NO AND DEPOSITORS NAME TO 08137302971,THEN WE WILL SEND YOU A CONFIRMATION MESSAGE AFTER 10MINS,SAY NO TO JAMB AND POSTUME SCORE UPGRADING THEY ARE ALL SCAM,SUBSCRIPTION NOW AVAILABLE,THE EARLIER THE BETTER

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BLONDES IN HEAVEN

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When i was coming upstairs after searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"






GRIEVING

A man visiting a cemetery heard a second man who was kneeling at a nearby grave crying-out loudly, "Why did you have to die?!!? Why did you have to die?!!?".

The first man was so moved by the other man's obvious pain, that he walked over and lightly placed a comforting hand on the distraught man's shoulder and asked him, "Is this your wife?".

"No", replied the weeping man, "Her first husband!"



MARRIAGE LIES

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."



A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"

The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!"

The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house!"

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.

Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"

The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."

Simple case,the boss should Bleep her again

1. Bill Gates earns $250 every SECOND, that's about $20million a DAY
& $7.8billion a YEAR!

2. If he drops $1000, he won't bother to pick it up
b/c in the 4 seconds it takes to pick it up, he would have already
earned it back.

3. U.S's national debt is about $5.62 trillion.If Bill Gates wants to
pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10yrs.

4. He can donate $15 to everyone on earth & still be left with $5million for his pocket money.

5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in the U.S. If he
doesn't drink and eat, and keep his annual income at $30 million,
he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is
today

6. If Bill Gates were a country, he will be the 28th richest country on
earth

7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to $1 bills, you can make a
road 4rm earth to moon 14times back&forth.

8. Bill Gates ill be 42 this year. If we assume that he can
live 4 anoda 35yrs, he has to spend $6.78m per day to
finish his money b4 his death

Dannylux: .

space booker i don catch u

all i knw is dat x2-00 stil rule

Chai,pple wey no get handwork full for NL,i tink i wil b d first 2 comment,nawao

Dada-Stephen:
Thank you Lecturer, i am not looking for admission, i only want Nigerians to see how extremely and unecessarily expensive public education is.
I want to fight for the possibility of a free education society. We can achieve it!
The school fees are outrageous! What can the ordinary citizen get as a benefit from the government? They are depriving more people of the opportunity to be liberated.

fighter,fighting for the possibility of free education in nigeria

yes,justice must prevail,watz al diz nonsense,after 8year of bondage experiences in hands of peter adaobi,nw he haz impose anoda 8years bondage,after nw fatherism wil b d topic of d year coz obiano must do according to obi's wish,we need change,say no 2 fatherism,say no 2 undevelopment ,say no 2 obiano,say yes to ngige and apc,yes!yes!!yes!!!

Kill Moves: .

space booker,i don catch u 2day

ballabriggs: Only 4000? When 20000 moved from APC to PDP in Lagos yesterday.

Next story please.

why always a round number,2000,4000,7000,20000,etc?

as bacerlona don dey collect nw,na so chelsea go collect soon

chelsea must hear am

24yrs old stil in secondary skul?,fake story,neexxtt

laplace19: I would have termed you a fool,but let me just reserve it...........maybe next time...

u have already done dat,hahaha,apc all d way