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biacan: what about a woman who hits a man? Lemme guess she's wonder woman! Did you even read what I wrote? |
I grew up listening to every word my principled dad pronounced and adhering to it, among those word is one that really stands out "NEVER HIT A WOMAN" now here comes my dilemma, I have always wondered if there's an exception to that simple statement. At what point are you allowed to disregard it or its a till death thing. When she grabs your balls? When she attacks you aggressively with a club, a knife, whatever she could find? When you're in the ground in the pool of your own blood dying? I thought feminism is all about equality or girls can't be violent and boys don't have feelings. You're not allowed to talk to her anyhow because she's a girl, don't hit her back she's a girl bla bla bla. I'm not one to hit a girl as well but I was in a situation recently and I didn't know what to do, this jilted ill mannered lady grabbed me by my shirt so much i couldnt move a muscle and slapped me twice, even though i tower above her in an intimidating way she wasn't detered, she rained obsceneties on me and my friends were like calm down bro she's a goddamned lady, i dont think i'd have been the bad guy if i just toss her out of my way like a twig, what should i have done here? |
Haunted Chapter 2: paranormal presence they left at 11am and travelled for hours until they got to the cabin after missing thier way severally, it is a quite cabin in the Woods, they're no other cabins in sight thereby ruling out the possibility of neighbors visiting. We're here, chase announced as the car grinded to a halt in front of the cabin, everyone got down and started unpacking while chase woke Zoe up, she fell asleep few hours into the journey. Creepy enough? Ava gesticulated in a sarcastic manner while looking at the dilapidated cabin, Chase: don't tell me you've suddenly gone cold turkey on me Scott: this isn't what i remembered this place to be, i used to come out here with dad to camp Mia: well lets settle in and cook something to eat, maybe we can go on a hike tomorrow, what do you think babe? Scott: yea, sure, tyler did you pack some beer? Tyler: hell yea They finished unpacking and started putting the old cabin in order, chase helped scott with the capentry and repairs while Ava helped mia with cleaning, Tyler offered to fetch some wood for the fireplace while zoe took a lone tour of the cabin, she's inquisitive and usually quiet, she stumbled upon a locked floorsafe and forced it open after several tries and found a journal, a switchblade and some old dollar bills, she sat down on a chair and glanced through the journal. While going to get wood, Tyler found an old camping site, he decided to snoop around, he found some old and rusty cooking utensils, a table knife, a blood stained cloth and a neatly arranged wood by what used to be the camp fire, as he looked around trying to decipher what happened there, many ravens flew past him squawking noisily, Something must have startled them he muttered to himself, he could feel the presence of something else like he's been watched, he looked around for the umpteenth time to be sure he's alone and convinced himself that he's just being paranoid. Set us free, set us free!!! A female voice echoed and Tyler quickly turned to spot the silhouette of a woman disappearing into the fog, hello? Anyone there? He waited but no response came, he Heard more footsteps and clicks of broken twigs which he finds unsettling, he quickly tied the wood in a bundle, took it and left in a hurry while constantly looking back to be sure he's not being followed. |
NB: No part of this story may be reproduced or posted on any social platform without my authorization HAUNTED Chapter 1: Christmas in October This would be the best vacation ever, We would have alot of fun in New Jersey, Chase beamed excitedly as Zoe continued fiddling with her iPhone in an insouciant manner. common bae, say something, chase urged zoe, Why New Jersey? zoe retorted barely taking her eyes off her phone Scott's late dad owns a cabin in pine barrens, good thing is, its a private cabin in the woods with an awesome fireplace, you know what that means right? Chase replied with a naughty look. Nope, zoe grimaced trying to feign ignorance Chase winked at zoe who smiled back at him, he drew close to her and kissed her, she giggled and wanted to kiss him back when the door suddenly flew open and in came Tyler and Ava, Tyler: eww gross, you two get a room where you can suck face all you want, jeez you guys are like rats, kissing and frolicking wherever you find each other, zero chills. Chase: stop being a drama queen tyler, it's just a kiss Tyler: yea it's just a kiss, I find it particularly unnerving for you to be sucking the living daylight out of my sister in my presence, its like watching your daughter having sex, get some privacy, you remind me of a pitbull with that pink little thing hanging out. Zoe gazed hotly at tyler and subconsciously wished he would just vanish like the wind until chase laughed out in wonderment at how blunt tyler is, Your brother is a funny chap, chase interjected while slightly nudging zoe who's feeling indifferent about her supposedly rude kid brother Ava: have you guys seen my mittens? Can't find them anywhere Tyler: check the car Zoe: wheres scott? what took you guys so long? Tyler: the GPS got crazy like its been hacked by the aliens and we drove crazily until we got here, welcome to the apocalyptic era Ava and zoe roared in laughter at Tyler's impeccable sense of humour Chase starred at Tyler with a knowing look, he's aware of Tyler's secret (he smokes) and he wore a smug smile. Ava: we stopped at the store Tyler wanted to get something Zoe: really, what did you get tyler? and don't lie to me, i can tell when you're lying Tyler: hello, miss smarty pants, I'm old enough to have a life Incase you haven't noticed, gimme a break Zoe: you're 17 dork Chase: hey guys, chill, tyler just answer the goddamned question Tyler: scott is obsessed about this vacation in the Woods thingy that he wouldn't stop talking about it, he's getting me bored So we offered to get supplies for the trip while he goes to pick up his girlfriend. Ava: the Woods? spooky, i thought we agreed it'd be miami, the beach, sun tan, beauty sleep, we're giving it up for that?, i don't just get it Tyler: yea, Miami Beaches are off the chizain, the hot Latinos in bikinis, the views, it's like sex in the city Ava: (smiles) I'd look hot in a bathing suit, what do you think guys? Ooweee!!! Tyler yelped excitedly as he imagined ava in a bathing suit and he winked at her seductively Zoe: you're kidding right? Chase: you'd look like my granny Whatever! Ava fumed as they jokingly mocked her Chase: the point of this vacation is to get away from all the hassles of college and bond with nature, what could be more natural than the woods with its coniferous trees and cold winter weather? Its like Christmas in October I don't do cold weather, scott declared as he entered the room with Mia trailing behind him, Whats up guys, ready for the trip? Scott asked while smiling gleefully, Hell Yea lets do this, everyone chorused Mia: is everything ready? Tyler: ready and accounted for, they are in the pickup truck outside They all trooped outside to the car, a red ford pickup truck belonging to tyler, they all got into the car, turned on the ignition and zoomed off. Wrote this a long time ago out of boredom, pardon the errors you might find, not a professional writter. |
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better soup na money killam" heard this phrase somewhere and it makes a lot of sense me, they're three major stages in the life of an ambitious man. the first stage starts from your early to late teenage age, at this point you're probably being catered for, this will give you ample time to think about what you'd want in life, think of a way to be your own person, having a place of your own and all that, because adulthood is at your door. second stage, early 20s to late 30s, this is the toughest of it all, time to make the hard decisions, if you'd want to be a fool at 40 or not, moving out to get your own place, life choices, sustainable source of income, some guys are self sufficient at this stage but some are not, this is the stage where a guy's supposed to be productive and active, at this point, women should be the least of your problems, I'm not saying you shouldn't be involved with ladies, but don't make it a do or die affair, if you make a list of your top priorities, women should be at the bottom of the list as a subtitle under a bigger and more important title, every woman wants a man who's atleast better than her dad and can take care of her needs, irrespective of her family's background (rich or poor) if she's poor she'd be hoping to change her fortune and vice versa, so why chasing after women when you can barely take care of yourself let alone a woman, like cars they need maintainace, if you want the pleasures of a woman you have to be able to pay the Price, beautiful things have beautiful price tags, for you to own a Bugatti you have to be ready to spend millions on it, as long as you're ready to date a woman, be ready to shoulder her responsibility, it's natural, if you can't, you leave it for people who can, some would say am I your father? if you can't do better than her father why Is she dating you? bottom line is she's calling you a broke guy because she expects you to be up-to standards, at least better than her father who brought her up to this stage, you cry over the peanuts you spent when her father spent more to raise her up, focus on re-branding yourself and when you're financially buoyant enough you go for them, or let them choose you for the broke guy you are, if you're in her shoes you wouldn't choose you either, when they're other guys who can give her what she wants don't bother quoting me, I won't reply |
factwriter:i can smell bullsh!t from a mile away, so get lost and stop trying so hard, you reek of desperacy |
factwriter:touched what, i just told you o didn't read the bullsh!t |
factwriter:guess what i didn't read the trash, please truncate it for dunces who might be interested |
I hope they'll keep being romantic until death comes Because this oyimbo people loves divorce alot, all the lovey dovey will just vanish in seconds |
factwriter:shutup, are you the one who counted them |
factwriter:this ridiculous and fictional statistics is based on what research data? 50 million northerners globally, have you also compared it with the number of those who aint northerners? Or your so called global community told you that gibberish speakers are gods in human form, they're gradually islamizing Nigeria and you still gladly stick your nose in thier butthole. |
RisMas:the difference between me and the bokos is, i don't have to blow you up to prove a point, it can't be French or greek because those languages have nothing to do with Nigeria same applies to gibberish. Is gibberish our official language? NO English is Is gibberish among the three main languages? NO Just shove your ignorance deep into any hole in your body because I'm fed up with it |
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Emzypaz:what is hebrew or arabic doing with Nigeria, its not our major language nor our colonial language so tell me how arabic got there |
Look at his coat and shoe, and one grass munching herbivore is busy forming English professor |
Its a sloth or koala, not a bush baby or flying ladies as the ignoramus called it |
Brugge:i salute your courage now wait to be locked up without trial |
look at his coconut head, the devil is always blamed for everything, and they usually play the blame game after they're caught, humans have that trait since the time of adam |
You called her a marketer and her chest is also part of her goodies, if you studied marketing you'd know that her massive weapon of mass destruction is also a means to attract attention, hence a powerful tool for creating awareness which is needed for marketing |
limeta:English is our official language, so shut the fuq up and exit this thread to somewhere where you'd be tolerated just like illumimati always finding a way to enforce its religion on people, must we take gibberish seriously? |
Mynd44:ok am i free to pulverize you without getting banned? Because I'm good at that and i argue alot |
Mynd44:oya ban yourself for calling me a religious bigot or I'll return the favor and also go scotfree |
Emzypaz:and out of the hundreds of languages in Nigeria islam is the best to inscribe on everything right? |
alizma:oga why you wan chop me naw |
Mynd44:church is a place of worship, but Nigeria is a country with diverse ethnic groups, we cant be subjected to arabic because we aint all Arabians or Muslims and this is not an Islamic country |
sorry1: you know how it is be a coward and be free, it works for me |
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what about a woman who hits a man? Lemme guess she's wonder woman! Did you even read what I wrote?


look at his coconut head, the devil is always blamed for everything, and they usually play the blame game after they're caught, humans have that trait since the time of adam
be a coward and be free, it works for me