₦airaland Forum

ikp120:
What you can't do shiit about, DO NOT let it bother you! That's a basic principle of life.

There are many ways to kill a rat.
Our happiness comes before any fvcking kid. My wife MUST be the happiest woman on earth irrespective of her goddamn past. Baby or no baby, we are gonna fvck ourselves to sleep every fvcking night!

I'm gonna be that man that will stand as her pillar whenever she needs me. Baby or no baby, we're gonna fvck ourselves real hard every fvcking night!

Fuckboi!!!

She's pretty buh.. Can she prepare a pot of soup with N250?? I doubt.

IamJix:
nice drawing. everything these days seems boring to me.
nothing impresses me any longer.

You need Jesus in your life.

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IamAirforce1:
Try and be free from drugs too
That way, you will be fine.
I'm talking from experience.

Yes, say no drugs!!




















Except weed.

ikp120:
Definitely not ALL about that. But definitely NOT about making babies.

We came together to make each other happy and fulfilled in every way possible.

Yes you are right but don't shove procreation.. Your parents didn't give birth to you just by making each other happy and fulfilled in every way possible.

ikp120:
It's a problem for a very selfish and hypocritical fellow. Not a problem for me so long as I can fvck my wife freely, no wahala.

So, it's all about fuccking your wife freely

ikp120:
Kini big deal? I married her for who she is, not who she was! She also married me for who I am, not who I was! I didn't even marry her for babies sef

Abi pikins to adopt don finish for "market" ni?

Abeg this no be problem jare.

Oga, diz na big problem oo.. Just pray not to encounter it.

So you people are telling me from Ist May, I'd have to pay 20K just to collect 1M from MY account


Hmmm.

anotherydz:
Which lane?

'mind your Business' lane.

anotherydz:
How do these guys get fame?

By staying on their lane.

Try that format and famous shall knock at your door.

How sure are you if you are the side chic Maybe you are the one stealing that young lady 's dickk.

Dear Ladies, always know your stand in any relationship.

sonnie10:
You can tell a hotel room even in your dreams

Now see this...

efilefun:
That last pic thou, looking like olosho waiting for payment

emeijeh:
I hear. But why show off your assets

My brother, truth be told, those assets are worth seeing.

Rtopzy:
So romantic

Na diz kind thing dey sweet una.

So, somebody canor scam you in peace, abi

OK.

The last picture, that hotel room too small.

In summary, do good anywhere you find yourself.

Most of your facts na 'I get am before'.

It's now crystal clear to everyone that SR is quack.

michaelwilli:
Seriously against. Do unto others what you want them to do unto you

Seriously for. Do unto others before they do unto thee.

Ndi ara!!!

23years, and you started dating 6years ago.. That means you were just 17years then. Kids stuff I guess.

youngest85:
How many people died

Is that your prayer Now go back and tell whoever you are representing that people no die for this one.

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softwerk:
Meanwhile OP that snake is not a Cobra but a Boa!

Yes, Lalasticlala trained me well

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They are not eating the name.

Sometimes I wonder if na this Economy dey make my country people get diz kind 'bad mouth'.

Sorry aunty, we didn't see you here in Nigeria.

Lol

Killer kinda eyes. Me likey.

To all those first class candidates,

Stop bragging!! Dino graduated with THIRD class, I mean, THIRD class and he's in the Senate. Nigeria summarised .

And Lucy001 is here begging us to vote for tboss while tboss is tired of begging us. Lucy001, u sef go tire very soon.

Madam, allow the young dog to rest in peace!!

She's pretty, no doubt.