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No Iya, am a successful accountant.
U know they paid us yesterday, but please ensure u cash it b4 weekend.

Ms Potato, i never toasted Iya; trust me.
Iya has always been my very good friend.

[s]Dave issues a cheque of N100,000 instead for Iya for her understanding and cooperation[/s]

Ms. Potato:
Dave, ok. I will give you a chance. But I hope you dont mind the time difference.

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There is ONLY one time; LOVE[color=#000099][/color] .Nothing like time difference between us. Love has no time difference
I can stay awake all thru the night to chat with you.

Ms. Potato:
Iya, I swear with this your comment you are scaring me ooo. . .

Dave, What if you leave me? Wetin I fit do? Should I wait for u like I wait for Reed?

Is IMPOSSIBLE; i can never leave or hurt you. Our relationship will be like that of Siamese twins

Ms. Potato:
Dave. . . Tell me what will u do if you were in my shoes?  With the Reed issue. I am very angry with him and I assume he has left me for another woman. But what if he comes here and blame me saying that I played him out? For you what will u do ?

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My love and care for you will cover anything he will say and do against you.

iyatrustee:
life goes on! you have [s]mourned waited for Reed enof, especially how he left without a word[/s]. 

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U can say that again dearie, i have waited long for this opportunity.

Ms Potato sweetie; u know i wont do such a thing naa.
I cant even hurt a fly

Ms. Potato:
Huh So all this while u were waiting for me? I thought you were waiting for Iyatrustee naa.

Dave, I am so heart broken. Every guy whom I E Date here always leave me after some time. What if you break my heart like the other guys?

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No, never and not in this world; i cannot and will not break your heart.

Ms Potato; my warm arms are always available for you

Ms. Potato:
So u want to leave Yusuf for Dave? 

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Yes ooo, am 100% available
See, i guess Iya is even referring to you sef since Reed is no where to be found.
Am still available

Ewooooo for only one day pregnancy ni?
What happens when it comes to 8 months and 14 days?

Wetin; talk make we hear

Ms. Potato:
But please tell me, are u actually angry with me?

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Nooooooooooooooooo Sweet Potato.
Am not angry with u at all.
I was a little angry with Reed but quickly made up with him.

We are all here to catch fun and laugh off stress.

@Yusuf
Na wa 4u oooo
Na so belle dey big?
The pregnancy is just 1 day old naaa

Ms. Potato:
Everytime u go holla Iya and Yusuf but you never go holler me ooo espeacially after I go rejected your loff

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my sweet Potato; am really sorry about that ok.
It was not deliberate at all.

Yesterday ke?
Which medical test confirmed that?

Due
But it must happen naaa

iyatrustee:
and can you also tell me why you are broadcasting my pregnancy around Nairaland

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Broadcast ke?
I only told Ms Potato so that we can all prepare to receive him naa

Ms. Potato:
Dave I have been sent to the citty for work for a week. I just came back so I can visit NKl more but I go hear say I have to travel again soon.

Can u please tell me why are u always ignoring me?

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Ignoring you?
I don't think is true my dear.
When exactly was that pls?

Ms Potato dear, where have u been?
Iya and Yusuffu are expecting a pikin baby

Iya and Yusuffu, na here una run come abi?

Where is everybody today oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Na wa oo for this Iya and Yusuf,

Iya, am speechless.

iyatrustee:
she knows what you are my e-husband and that is what matters here . the akwa ibom man is my offline husband

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Ah Iya
I dont trust u again ooo
Which one is offline What happens to Yusuf if the Akwa-Ibom man comes online

See, i trust Iya; she cannot double marry, i mean double date you naa

yusuf_@:
u mean u're married to another Akwa-Ibom Man

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Yes now, are u not from Akwa Ibom again
She is saying the same thing naa

iyatrustee:
eki-ibom

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Which state in Nigeria is that please

U mean from Ekiti and Akwa-Ibom?

My side dey kampe.
What state are u from sef?

Iya, how levels now?

Good morning ALL

iyatrustee:
i dey jare ohisuemeabi wetin be dat your Edo name oh

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Ewo
Iya, i go fine oooo.

Iya, how now?
Long time and how was your weekend?

iyatrustee:
what's love got to do with it

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Tell us naa that u dont love him