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I hail everybody oooo
Hope una sleep wella.

Make una enjoy this weekend.
I no too dey sound today, i get some yeye malaria like that.
But doctor don throw some drugs to me make i swallow but i hate to swallow drugs.

We don shake hands tey tey

Yeah, am okay now having poured out my mind.
Honestly, if there is anything i have done to hurt anybody here, please am really sorry.
My hands are clean oooo.

Lord Reed, i no get any personal thing against u ooo
This is a social network where we should all be free to express our divergent opinions on issues.

See eh, Lord Reed, i actually did not comeback to convince you cos i no owe u any shit explanation.
But for the innocent readers of this section.

I think i have made myself clear enough.
I did not register on NL to get a babe or lover or cheat on my wife, i already have a very beautiful wife at home.

Lord_Reed:
dave2 asking Ms Potato if she's based in Naija is a clear indication of your intentions. You don't fool me one bit. Jokes n all that are fine but using style to look for booty call is not welcome. If you can't keep up with the play sorry you ain't welcome.

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And what is wrong in asking if she is based in Naija or not?
Did i not ask Iya if she was based in Lagos yesterday and she told me Abuja?

If u have a clear conscience, i bet u won't read negative meanings to others genuine intentions.

Dear All,

For the avoidance of doubt and to clear my name from what Lord Reed has mischievously credited to me falsely,
i never came here to date or to molest or to call anybody a love-peddler.

Why on earth should do that? Am a responsible man who respects ALL.
It  is sad when some people out of ignorance and adolescence  write or say false remarks about others.

FOR THE LAST TIME; I NEVER MET TO DATE ANYBODY AND NEVER DID I SUBTLY CALL MS. POTATO A PROSTITUTE.

Lord_Reed:
LoL @ yusuf gulder n pepper soup. Don't mind the Hot clown like say na ashewo full here.

dave2 you are just a silly dumbclot who can't find his arse with both hands. You have reduced something beautiful and interesting to a cheap scarabble for punny. We know what the score is here but your silly arse is too perverted to understand it.

Get lost fo0l and stay lost. Your silly arse is not needed here.

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Only a kid who still uses his hand to clean his running nose will post such unbelievable post in a matured site like NL.
Sorry to disappoint you, i have grown far above insulting people for whatever reasons. This is what is called maturity.
No need to encourage you to grow up cos u are like a dwarf whose growth has been stunted with no hope to grow taller or bigger in future.

We all come here to have fun, crack jokes and laugh.
Yes, i will be visiting Malaysia soon, but not to see Ms. Potato as i jokingly said.
I was really enjoying the jokes, but is like u have misunderstood the whole essence and i really do not want to cause any emotional problems.

I take my bow from this topic.
Nice chatting here.

@ Ms. Potato

Am not coming to Malaysia to stay but for a visit and i have enough money to take care of that.
Yes, my younger brother's gf is pure Malaysian and am not competing with him in any way.

@ Lord Reed

U don't need to say a word now if u are sure of what u can do for a woman as a man.
Like i told u b4, i dont need to exchange words with small boys like you who still go about with rainbow panties on

Ms. Potato is not a cheap chick cos i dont go for cheap chick

For real, i want Ms. Potato

I will be visiting Malaysia during my vacation in 2 months time to spend 4 weeks with my younger brother.

yusuf_@:
Ms. potato, abeg pity this guy naw, give am something    so hin go leave us alone   , hin dey spoil show for me and iya, wey dey come enjoy ourselves for una place sometimes   . i mean it's getin crowded in here, damn  

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Ms. Potato
Don't love me out of pity abeg.
I want it from your heart; is either that or nothing.

@ Ms. Potato

Lord Reed or whatever he is called cannot give what he does not have.
My love starts where his ends.

@ Ms. Potato

I want your love and i want to show you REAL love and care that no man has ever shown you.

Ms. Potato:
Dave, Lord Reed and I have made love countless of times naaa.

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If u like make love 1 million times, it wont stop me from going after you.

And yet has one of the most expensive tariffs in Naija.
Nonsense

Iya

U are always having the other thing in your mind
Na so u spoil.

Is it possible to get pregnant without bleeping

And who told u guys that Oshiomole did not rig in 2007
I can confirm that he did rig, only that PDP over rigged.

He is nothing but a noise maker and a complete hypocrite and who is there deceiving Edo people.
He should come to Lagos and do an attache with Fashola on how to make less noise and do more work.
Action, they say, speaks far louder than words.

Rubbish

I really don't understand this noise from Iya, Yusuf and Reed
Are u guys scared of losing Ms. Potato to me or what?

I don't have time to read previous posts jare.
All i want here is Ms. Potato.

@ Lord Reed.
I have don't any words for you cos u are little to match my stats

yusuf_@:
so fear don dey catch u small small ba, so now na our baby not my baby, u neva c anything yet.

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Fear ke?
I don't think u know who i am

I said our baby cos i want you guys showing interest to be seemingly happy

iyatrustee:
this guy wan die

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Iya see, nobody drags a lady with me.
I have what it takes and i have all what lady needs to feel loved

yes oo our baby deserves more than happiness sef

tyson55:
Trying to make a 'Nollywood' drama of this issue is sickening! Science has reached a level where a woman can get pregnant without sleeping with a man. This is called InVitro Fertilization (IVF). Let your friend search for one of the good assisted reproductive clinics in Nigeria and allow his wife have an IVF, at least he is a businessman and can afford a decent way of having babies. Try and educate him on this and also tell him to reveal this 'infertility secret' to his wife and stop looking for whom to impregnate her. There are sperm banks in clinics where IVF takes place and she would not need to be traumatized with the idea of sleeping with another man under her husband's roof just because they wanted children. You need not sleep with her or talk to her about it. Only educate your friend well on this issue and help make the search of the various IVF centres in Nigeria.

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I think this sums it all.
No need to sleep with your friend's wife, except u have been lusting after her before now.

@ Yusuf

Am ready for any fight.
All i want is Ms. Potato

Iya.

How will i put u in trouble naa
What concerns u in this matter sef?

Is it wrong to express feelings or love for someone again?
I said i love Ms. Potato and i want to pamper her.

Is there anything bad or wrong there

Ms. Potato:
But I have accepted Lord Reeds love naa

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I know, u can still keep his if u like.
But accept mine too.

Ms. Potato:
Dave, I am with Lord Reed naa and I love him very much 

And u think i can't love u better than Lord Reed?
Common baby, just give me the opportunity ok

Ms. Potato:
Why are u teasing me? Do u want to make me cry like yesterday?

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Teasing you
Never will i ever do that baby.
I like your maturity honestly.

@ Ms. Potato

Please, accept my love naaaa
I promise to be nice to you always and take good care of you.
I will buy more than hand bag and shoes for you

@Ms. Potato

Am not joking at all ooo
Lord Reed can't contend with me, am very sure of that.

@ Ms. Potato

My side is cool, just got to work now.
Your end nko?

Lord_Reed:
You this dave2 so you have the mind to come here after you tormented my sweet Potato!

Take your time very well o! I don't tolerate anybody hurting my sweet Potato.

My darling don't you like it?

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I have apologized to sweet Potato and she has forgiven me.
I want to be her close friend, probably take over from you