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Is like Iya still loves u despite your recent in and out of matrimonial home.

iyatrustee:
i am missing

U are missing or u are missing Yusuf

iyatrustee:
fine dearie but you left without a word

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This Iya ehhh
You be case study

iyatrustee:
guess he is fine

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Guess he is fine ke?
Please, don't us he did not sleep at home again last night
And why are u crying by the way?

Ms. Potato:
U are lucky naa  Im so jelous! 

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Don't worry dear, there is nothing special about having two ids really

Ms. Potato:
I guess I posted a SPAM bot post. But no wahala cause its been three times with this ID that I got banned


Good morning Dave, How come u can have 2 ID's and I can't

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Cos none of them is presently banned, though one was anyway.

Mine was fine too. How is Yusuf?

Iya, how was your night, Ms Potato good morning, Dave (Oisehumen) live from Lagos

And who says that Buhari is more competent than GEJ?
Anyway, no need to waste my energy on this good for nothing argument cos GEJ is surely going to win with a landslide

iyatrustee:
i move on to the next available e-lover

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No Iya, u can't do this to Yusuf my brother.
Please, use your church mind

iyatrustee:
^^^pls show them how to take care of a woman

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GBAM
Or else

Lord Reed, this is most insensitive of you; we are trying to reconcile Iya and Yusuff and u are here sending cake.
Can't u see Iya is crying

iyatrustee:
i think you should ask him! he has been on the move for only God knows when and has not deemed it fit to ask how i am doing

whatever

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Fine, but Iya have u done what u are supposed to do to keep him away or keep other ladies away from him?

Yusuff and Iya, please what's really the problem now?
I thought you guys have settled your rift
Is there something you both are hiding from us?

iyatrustee:
yes he did! i tink he had a change of mind


i didnt run away oh! just that my fone is still not very sound. the scroll keys wont allow me type and send a reply @ lord reed so you is in Abuja

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Ok ooo, i don hear.
No, Lord Reed is in Malaysia with Ms. Potato

iyatrustee:
me found someone who? i was waiting for you to come back so dat we continue our love nwantititi

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But u said he packed out of the house like Frank Edoho did some weeks ago naaa

yusuf_@:
^^^u no dey tire 2 cry? afterall u've found someone else

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Found wetin? Na lie be that ooo
I was only trying to teach her some styles so that she could make u happy man in bed
Did i do anything bad We are not doing anything else ooo.
But she even ran away when i started teaching her.

@ Lord Reed, i dey ooo.

Hello everybody.

Lord Reed, so u be Edo pikin?
I be Edo too naa, Owan East Local Government, Afuze to be precise

U have to first of all identify what makes him happy generally

Ok, i will teach you then

Sweetie, pls stop crying now.
I hate to see a lady cry

iyatrustee:
now you are making jest of me

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Far away from it sweetie.
We are just weighing the possible options naaa

For instance, in trying to explain to you the various styles, will i not show u physically?

Step by step and u think teaching u wont result in something different

Tell me, how do u want me to teach u

Practicals not good sweetie.
What of if we are caught?

Nooo sweetheart, it will not be fair naaa
Our spouses wont be happy with us.
But i can recommend some materials for you to read and view to enhance your styles

Please, stop crying naaaaa

iyatrustee:
sowwy just that i am looking for my sweetheart i went out only to come back and find that he has moved all his belongings from our house to only God knows where

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Please, stop crying sweetie. Don't worry, he will come back, maybe another woman gave him some styles u refused to learn to give him

iyatrustee:
*na only potato you see for here?

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No vex our one and only Iya, i said Hi everybody when i came in now.
But only Ms. Potato replied naaa

Am good Ms Potato, missed you guys.
How are u doing now?

Hi everybody in the house

I think this is just a computer graphics work, is not true.

Dave returns and hugs Iya, Yusuff and Lord Reed.
Smiles and walks away

Dave enters, shakes hands with Ms Potato and thanking her for get-well messages.
Looks at Iya and Yusuff,waves at them and walks away