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abuaoyen:. Ahhhh ah that also rib cracking. !! ![]() |
Tell me . SOMETHING . I DONT. KNOW. !!! |
YOUR FUNNIEST COMMENT YOU'VE EVER READ ON NAIRALAND ??THAT TURNS YOU ON . Mine are written below . (1). The whu you epp mongers. (THEM BE LIKE WHO THIS POST HELP. !!! . (2) LA CLICK LA BEND. (THIS SET OF NAIRALANDER COMMENT THIS WHEN A SUPPOSED OP REQUEST FOR A CLICK FOR MORE DETAILS ON A TOPIC WITH ITS LINK ATTACHED TO THE TO THE TOPIC . (3). Name checkers. Association. ). This set of NL. are here to observe names. Regions and ... Critised all (4) THE BUHARI BLAMERS ( THIS SET OF NL TENDS TO CRITCIZE MR PRESIDENT FOR EVERYTHING HAPPENING WITH AND OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY. . ADD YOURS. LETS. KEEP IT. ROLLING. !!!; |
finalboss1:Actually bro. . it is called. Poraroes |
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Yeah ,, so touching ...hope you re inspired. fkpboss: |
Two Men, One Indian and One American were sitting in a bar & drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, ' You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arrange marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't Love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.' The American said, talking about the love marriage... I 'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 yrs. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problem occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my Uncle. Situtions turned worse when my father had a son. Now father's son is my brother, My brother is my Grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problem..!!!!!!! This is Family problem ..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ??<> |
IF A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE? . This is a true story that happened in Japan. . In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. . Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. . When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of it's feet. . He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 5 years ago when the house was first built !!! . What happened? . The lizard has survived in such position for 5 years!!!!!!!!!! . In a dark wall partition for 5 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling. . Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 5 years! without moving a single step--since it's foot was nailed! . So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. . Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in it's mouth. . Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. . For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 5 years... . Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 5 long years, without giving up hope on it's partner. . Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't. . Please never abandon your loved ones . Never Say you're Busy When They Really Need You ... . You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet..... . But You Might Be The Only World To Them.... NOTE A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loved you against all odds.. . Before you say something just remember..it takes a moment to Break but an entire lifetime to make... |
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! *Our Phones - Wireless. *Cooking - Fireless. *Cars - Keyless. *Food - Fatless. *Tyres - Tubeless. *Tools - Cordless. *Dress - Sleeveless. *Youth - Jobless. *Leaders - Shameless. *Relationships -Meaningless. *Attitude - Careless. *Wives - Fearless. *Babies - Fatherless. *Feelings - Heartless. *Education - Valueless. *Children - Mannerless. *Money - Valueless. Parliament - clueless. Masses - helpless. Everything is becoming LESS but still our hope in God is - Endless. In fact I am Speechless Because even Salvation remains PRICELESS!! Good afternoon and happy weekend. |
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An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man (black), sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black guy over there!" The waiter collected the money and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African. Instead of becoming upset, the black man simply looked up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!" This infuriated the American. So once again, he took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!" The waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, the African simply smiled at the American man and said, "Thank you!" That made the American furious. So he leaned over the counter and asked the waiter, "What is wrong with that black man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, and instead of becoming angry, he just sits there, smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad?" The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER of this restaurant." May our enemies work unknowingly in our favour.... .... in Jesus' Mighty Name. Amen |
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