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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Governor Bindow Of Adamawa, Commends Him For His Good Governance by DAVE41(m): 2:40pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
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Sports / Re: Usain Bolt Celebrates His 30th Birthday With A Twerking Girl At Club (VIDEO) by DAVE41(m): 4:55pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: What"s Your Funniest Comment You've Ever Read On Nairaland ?? by DAVE41(m): 11:28pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
abuaoyen:. Ahhhh ah that also rib cracking. !! |
Forum Games / Re: Think You Are Smart? Answer At Least One Of These Riddles by DAVE41(m): 5:38pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
Tell me . SOMETHING . I DONT. KNOW. !!! |
Jokes Etc / What"s Your Funniest Comment You've Ever Read On Nairaland ?? by DAVE41(m): 2:10pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
YOUR FUNNIEST COMMENT YOU'VE EVER READ ON NAIRALAND ??THAT TURNS YOU ON . Mine are written below . (1). The whu you epp mongers. (THEM BE LIKE WHO THIS POST HELP. !!! . (2) LA CLICK LA BEND. (THIS SET OF NAIRALANDER COMMENT THIS WHEN A SUPPOSED OP REQUEST FOR A CLICK FOR MORE DETAILS ON A TOPIC WITH ITS LINK ATTACHED TO THE TO THE TOPIC . (3). Name checkers. Association. ). This set of NL. are here to observe names. Regions and ... Critised all (4) THE BUHARI BLAMERS ( THIS SET OF NL TENDS TO CRITCIZE MR PRESIDENT FOR EVERYTHING HAPPENING WITH AND OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY. . ADD YOURS. LETS. KEEP IT. ROLLING. !!!; |
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy: American Artistes Are ‘Scared’ To Work With Me by DAVE41(m): 10:35am On Aug 18, 2016 |
finalboss1: Actually bro. . it is called. Poraroes |
Education / Re: 80yrs Old Woman Meets The Boys She Taught At Igbobi College, Including VP Yemi O by DAVE41(m): 9:23pm On Aug 15, 2016 |
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Education / Re: If A Lizard Can, Why Can't We? by DAVE41(m): 1:31pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Yeah ,, so touching ...hope you re inspired. fkpboss: |
Education / Family Problem by DAVE41(m): 1:30pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Two Men, One Indian and One American were sitting in a bar & drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, ' You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arrange marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't Love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.' The American said, talking about the love marriage... I 'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 yrs. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problem occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my Uncle. Situtions turned worse when my father had a son. Now father's son is my brother, My brother is my Grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problem..!!!!!!! This is Family problem ..... ??<> |
Education / If A Lizard Can, Why Can't We? by DAVE41(m): 1:11pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
IF A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE? . This is a true story that happened in Japan. . In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. . Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. . When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of it's feet. . He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 5 years ago when the house was first built !!! . What happened? . The lizard has survived in such position for 5 years!!!!!!!!!! . In a dark wall partition for 5 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling. . Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 5 years! without moving a single step--since it's foot was nailed! . So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. . Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in it's mouth. . Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. . For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 5 years... . Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 5 long years, without giving up hope on it's partner. . Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't. . Please never abandon your loved ones . Never Say you're Busy When They Really Need You ... . You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet..... . But You Might Be The Only World To Them.... NOTE A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loved you against all odds.. . Before you say something just remember..it takes a moment to Break but an entire lifetime to make... 1 Like |
Education / Welcome To The 21st Century !* by DAVE41(m): 12:39pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! *Our Phones - Wireless. *Cooking - Fireless. *Cars - Keyless. *Food - Fatless. *Tyres - Tubeless. *Tools - Cordless. *Dress - Sleeveless. *Youth - Jobless. *Leaders - Shameless. *Relationships -Meaningless. *Attitude - Careless. *Wives - Fearless. *Babies - Fatherless. *Feelings - Heartless. *Education - Valueless. *Children - Mannerless. *Money - Valueless. Parliament - clueless. Masses - helpless. Everything is becoming LESS but still our hope in God is - Endless. In fact I am Speechless Because even Salvation remains PRICELESS!! Good afternoon and happy weekend. |
Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by DAVE41(m): 1:37pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
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Education / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by DAVE41(m): 9:20pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
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Phones / Re: MTN Donates Hearing Aid Device To Less Privileged Children In Lagos (pics) by DAVE41(m): 9:12pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
WELL DONE MTN. KEEP THE GOOD WORK. !!!! IT. PAYS . CHECK MY SIGNATORY TO START EARNING ONLINE |
Crime / Re: Police Charge Unmarried Man With Adultery, Collect N10,000 Bribe at ATM (Pic) by DAVE41(m): 9:06pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
GOD BLESS NO LESS !!! |
Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by DAVE41(m): 1:55am On Jul 16, 2016 |
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Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by DAVE41(m): 10:25pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
V. A. G. PERMUTATION 19. 49. 10. 41. 24. 68. 54. 5. 59 . TWO. SURE. (((. 19. 24 ))) |
Celebrities / Re: E-money Shows Off His Three Kids by DAVE41(m): 7:21pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
YOU SEE WHY MAKING MONEY. IS A. MUST. !!! . IF YOU. WANT YOUR. . CHILDREN . TO. . ENJOY. LIFE. JUST MORE THAN. THIS. . CLICK LIKE. . IGNORE. IF YOY. OTHERWISE. !!!!! 1 Like |
Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by DAVE41(m): 12:36pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
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Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by DAVE41(m): 10:30pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by DAVE41(m): 1:30pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
MARKII WN 63-84-32-59-05 MC 75-67-25-36-78 . GOD BLESS. NO LESS. !!! |
Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by DAVE41(m): 6:15pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
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Literature / An African Man (black ) by DAVE41(m): 4:22pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man (black), sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black guy over there!" The waiter collected the money and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African. Instead of becoming upset, the black man simply looked up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!" This infuriated the American. So once again, he took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!" The waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, the African simply smiled at the American man and said, "Thank you!" That made the American furious. So he leaned over the counter and asked the waiter, "What is wrong with that black man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, and instead of becoming angry, he just sits there, smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad?" The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER of this restaurant." May our enemies work unknowingly in our favour.... .... in Jesus' Mighty Name. Amen |
Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by DAVE41(m): 5:54pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
56 12 18 06 79 19 45 52. 52 18. 45 19 79 19. . GOD BLESS NO. LESS. ;!!! BEST PLAYED. ON: LUCKY G Saved PLAY on : CLUB MASTER |
Celebrities / Re: Meraiah Ekeinde At BET International Awards by DAVE41(m): 9:45am On Jun 26, 2016 |
UIA04:. UNCLE SHEFE IS INVOLVED. !!! |
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