ninjasta:
did somebody notice how the guy with red, and the lady in yellow sweating in the palace,
what a disgrace to nigeria and nigerdelta in paricular.

A whole kings palace in the middle of nigerias oil capital
the birth place of goodluck johnathan
after 5+years of ruling no common (tiger)Generator

....drowing the windows curtains for light...shame!!

Abeg check well, there's light in dat roon
1. Look very closely at d wall clock and notice the shadow there is not from sunlight
2. From the window, you could see that the ray of light there is low compare to the exisiting light in the roon....
3. There are a lot shadows of bulb light under the seat that those guys were sitting
You can only complain of no A/C and that cannot be established cos there are a lot of them in d room and they might just be getting in to the room as at that time, moreso, they might be on generator with low capacity.... Peace out

klax:
Useless thread very very useless indeed. He commend D banj for what chaos.

The federal ministry of health warns that smokers are liable to die young !

leonshom:

Na dat one be your main priority about the pix

If yoo too no dey find boobs, wetin you con do for this thread

Chubhie:
It is never my concern what a man does to take care of his family as long as it in no way conflicts with my interests.

As much as I like omosexy, she should learn to Respect, live and let live. These trekkers have in no way threatened her position in my minds eyes as example to ladies on how to manage family and take care of her business.

If she Omosexy is bored and looking to pick up fights, she should pick up the phone and call jenny I heard she's spotted somewhere in mexico chilling alone on some 200k per night resort so they can resume age long hostilities on who is #1.

The trekkers should understand that what ever one set his mind on to accomplish there will be challenges. The trick is to stay focused and keep your eyes on the glory ahead.

Playing Glory by John Legend for you guys. All the very best.

. You get sense past some people in this forum, I swear....

This hapened to me once...what I did ? I took some sexual support herbs (cos I can't do it on my own) fvck the guys name out of her head and make sure she remember it was me that did that to her, and trust me, I less than 2weeks, she starts screaming my name while having sex instead of the guy....Try do dat

onosprince:
I just woke up this morning and the first thing I did was to thank God for giving me the grace to see this day. Im plus one today and I want you guys to show some love to your brother. hbd 2 me

Happy bday bro....enjoy ur day

okpamson15:
is not your dad that get this nairaland oh, so mind u. I post what is on my mind. Monkey.

Oga, mind wat u say, no insult was meant in my earlier post...

Note : Take my advise seriously, if symptoms persist afta 3weeks, kindly consult ur spiritual guidance.



1. Drastically reduce water intake afta 6pm

2. Anytime u are preesed, always do it at ur will, i.e dnt give in immediately, restrict it fr abt 10mins or more dan if u can, then go and urinate willingly.

3. Practice waking up at least 2wice in a night, and wen u do, go nd urinate, even if its nt coming, go to d bathroom nd do dat *hiss* thin old women used to do fr children.

4. Repeat dis method daily
Thank me later nd thank d mod dat helped u push ds to FP...peace out

okpamson15:
I will not doubt the day i see a post title Don Jazzy have s*x with Tiwa.

Thy dirty minded needeth to be cleaneth

Its neither biblical or supperstition, bt its out of respect for the blood that Jesus christ shed when He was crucified and surely its not mandatory....peace out

jopex:
Yoruba people with their cheap scam , shey na ritual ni?

How is ds about any tribe ? I don't know if its a must for some people to comment nonsense in ds forum...we r all one body in Christ

RebelChip:


Lols... Am a christian. But the creator I follow is different from the God "christians" serve. I love Jesus and will love him till I die... But you will never understand.

christians all over d world serve only one God, d I am dat I am, the King of kings, Lord of lords and d Creator of heaven and earth, and if u r serving anoda god apart frm ds, then ure on ur own bro...Cheers.

* pls dnt let us derail ds thread*

RebelChip:
They should be careful with the way they handle things in these sensitive times....

By the way, #‎Buharinowyouarethere‬

1. Remember that you promised to stabilise world oil prices.... We are watching.

2. Remember that you and APC promised 24 hours energy and electricity... We are watching.

3. Remember that you promised millions of jobs for the youths... They are watching and waiting.

4. Remember that you promised to make 1 dollar equals to 1 naira both in appreciation and depreciation.... We are watching.

5. Remember that a lot of people accused the president of not having shoes and called him shoeless. He ignored in the spirit of democracy. Hope you wont arrest anybody that calls you certificateless because me and you know that you have no certificate even standard six.

6. Finally, remember that their is freedom of speech in Nigeria under Jonathan. Even freedom after speech. I do hope you won't gag the press. I know you will grant freedom of speech but you will not grant freedom after speech.. The world is watching!

All the same, I pray and hope that Buhari doesnt dissappoint... Because if he does, that will mean that either Mbaka is confused as usual or the god he is serving is confused. Because I know that god being a spirit, should have seen that Buhari will dissappoint and not select Buhari ahead of time right? And when that happens, they will scream again that God has rejected him abi? But he didnt know ahead of time even though he is omnipotent and omniscient? Lols... Thats the beauty of critical reasoning and thinking... You will know the truth when you see one. Confused bunch of Christians.. All of them!

ure like king Saul, u started well bt ended so badly.... Even if ure an atheist, u shld learn ow to respect pples opinions nd stop abusing the 'GOD' they serve....

The man might av embarrassed Nigeria nd his family, bt trust me, he takes a matured man to accept his faults and apologise accordingly, though we really don't think we can forget but ure forgiven sir...


*Let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone*
God Bless Nigeria.

DeCritique:



Fuxccking asshollee... You didnt read that one of the occupants broke his leg?


Quoting and spewing trash!

so, its R.I.P to d broken leg...smh

Jst craw back to wherever hole u came out from nd stop ds display of ur fo*lishness

belabela:
If Jonathan accepts this result. He will go down in history as the first true democratic leader in Nigeria and second in Africa after Mandela. He will be praised for giving INEC freehand to operate and show other African leaders what true democracy is. He will be far greater than Obasanjo in the history books because Obasanjo tarnished his image with 3rd term agenda - making him no different to other despots ruling Africa.

U can't place Jonathan with d likes of Mandela, cos, Mandela declined to go fr second term, unlike Jonathan dat is aiming 10yrs in office, he (jonathan) is not different frm all afrcica power drunk presidents....let wait fr d result first

DeCritique:
Fast recovery to the broken legged


Really shocking!!

GEJ Till 2019!!

. Cluelesness at the highest order ! Am sure u didn't read d post, u just coment ur shyt

ng4u:
His good looking.

. Oyinbo na by force ?

Oyinbo na by force ?

So Jona and south africa av finaly found a way to share d looted money dat was founded in Oritsejafor jet, or is dat not d figure too ? Naija we hail thee

My dad used to beat me 'very well' wen i was small, to d point at which my self esteem was very low, i dnt hate him but he affected my life so negatively. I will go with beat with right hand, pamper with left hand.
*** If my dad deals with u in a day, trust me u will be automaticaly restored to factory setting frm God***

Though i aint a fan of GEJ bt Gen. Buhari is a No No for me...

Pls define 'date' , cos ashana na person pikin

My dad was so strict dat if he gives u a slap then, u will automaticaly restored to Gods factory setting and u will start to do good normaly.....bt nw we r very gud friend.

Why r we all castigatin Mikel, was ds nt d Mikel dat perfomed very well at d nations cup or was he not d one dat played very brilliantly at d confederations cup. Agreed, he flopped so well at d world cup, bt even on d bright side, he was among d top 10 passers at d tournament above sm pple dat gt to d final, lets nt forgt dat his underperfoming at d world cup came as a result of nt havin enough playing time at Chelsea, pls lets cut d guy sm slack nd see if he wont improve if he moves to anoda club. Ihenacho is still very young dont kill his career bfr it even starts. Thank u

Me i did not even see them perform, immediately i heard the name 'Yaya Toure' i just switched off my set cos anything i see or hear later can make me do something silly....Silly CAF people. #teamMIKEL#

Bros, u laid ur words well, but lets both look at some things togeda, the crown is surely between Mikel and Yaya, now, throughout 2013, lets both lokk at both of them, i mean head to head when they met, both at Europe and our our soil here.
I believe they met 4times or so in England, Mikel (chelsea) won twice and Yaya (Man city) won twice as well, now down to Africa, They met once and Mikel (Nigeria) won , having said that gives Mikel an edge over Yaya.
In 2013 again, Mikel bags in Europa cup, Nations cup and a "WONDERFUL" performance at the nations cup and the Confederations cup. I understand ur point very well, but cut Mikel some slack, he deserves it too.....Cheers

"meeting him there, will be very interesting"

omanifrank: which 2nd

Oh boi, serious matter dey here, na my comment u dey observe....u dey heartless o