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unlimitedesq:
your CUL ??.....login to your dashboard

Yes my CUL. YEA, i did that already page not found or something

unlimitedesq:
how do you plan to get to camp ??

How can check mine too?

ChuxMyk:
I just printed my call up letter and found out that I was posted to Kaduna. Please let's come together and get to know each other before the main day...

Kaduna is also my 3rd choice but I'm yet to check it. How do I check it?

pcaliphate:
Whats Your Email and Password Sir

Tell us how to check na. No one will be totally comfortable to give you his log in details.


Modified:
Guys, this is how you check.... Use Google Chrome browser or Mozilla Firefox on your phone
Then use this link

portal.nysc.org/nysc1/ResumePayment.aspx


PS: LAGOS CORPER!

sharzy:
Abia State Corper

How did you check?

Lagos! Sorry wrong room

Lagos like I said!!! This one, in the evening I go just stroll down there!

Toks2008:
Most boys you mean?

Real men prefer your natural looks..quote me anywhere.

I'm not one that easily take offense! But allow me to. I be real man biko! It's beautiful to behold! Natural beautiful face, made up beautiful face, natural ugly face, made up ugly face, etc, all means nothing! They don't define the individual! Make up na just a beautiful thing! It's fine! It helps our ladies to package! It adds aesthetic value! That's all! Don't bring real men or fake men into this! Please.

That said....

My love for you still stands sha! #nohomo

nytemare:
let them land first na

Hehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehe


My sister, help me tell am ooo....


I don laugh tire!!!

But your reply sweet me sha... Hehehehehehehehehe


Chei! I just checked your pix. I'm not understanding. Infact this is not funny anymore. Change it please. Please. Just put any other meme, aside that!

Why? I dunno ooo.... But this is my view on make up in general....


Sincerely, I'm a great fan of ladies wearing make up!!! I can watch a lady wear makeup all day long! I just enjoy it. I will always say that I don't mind if she wears it 24/7! If not for the side effects of always wearing make up and getting addicted to it! I would encourage all ladies to wear make up at all times! It's a great beauty to behold!


I'm not saying they're not beautiful without make up ooo.... No oooo.... I'm just saying it's a wonderful addition to their already God created beauty!


PS: this is my opinion ooo.... Make nobody press control P oooo!!!

djeezy:
I suggest you just sleep. Whenever you wake up tomorrow u check.

Normally, I sleep late (12am and above) but I wanna know if I can check it tonight by 12midnight with my laptop. I'm not anxious at all ooo. Na Lag things, stream 1!!! No debating it!


MODIFIED:
I said it! Na Lag. Ipaja no far from here sha

LAGOS!!! I'll be strolling down there on Thursday. Or I fit just vex arrive there by 6am! But them go rush throw me for clinic. I go treat people tire. No ooo. Na evening sure pass. Infact, I need advice!

emeraldknytt:
...I almost cried the day my phone shut down while I was on a brink of finishing a reoccurring failed mission on Dungeon Hunter 5... Seriously, we need a crying smiley

CRAZY!!!

Well said Oga Toks2008.

I wanna add....

One major thing I know that will make a guy see a lady as a potential wife is when you're interested and involved in his future! Every guy values a lady that can participate in his goals, future plans, career plans, visions and dreams! And participating can be in various forms e.g. Praying for him, encouraging him, financial and emotional support, doing research or looking for solutions to his challenges and problems, being a shoulder to lean on, infact, even mere listening attentively to him and making suggestions goes a long way!


It's difficult for most ladies to understand that a relationship is not all about them and their body. It's about both parties. So sleeping with him is not enough, you have to actively participate in planning and shaping his future, then you can actually feature in his future! (I should state emphatically that the same applies to the man, don't marry a man that doesn't care or know anything about your goals, plan and vision and not just knowing but actively helping you to get there).
Understand and apply this principal thing and everyman that spends a week being your friend will start seeing you as a potential wife!!!


Add this important fact to what Oga Toks2008 listed and you are good to go! Infact, (Oga Toks2008, no vex) you can forfeit everything listed above except God fearing, and apply only this one and You will be indispensable to him. The only danger of forfeiting everything listed above and applying only this one is that, you might be friendzoned!!! But you'll be an INDISPENSABLE Friend!!!

So add THIS to the 5 listed above and you're there!

Hmmmmm...


1. Seun: If not for him we won't be here. I really admire you a lot, Mr. Seun Osewa.


2. Lalasticlala: I don't even know him at all at all. But the way his name sounds in my head is sweet! And we dey disturb the guy for Africa! Sometimes, I wonder how he feels with the fame! Fly shey? Olodo! Still chop knuckle!


3. Explorers: If I no mention this boss then this post no complete!!! He has made us smarter and versatile! Thanks. I appreciate you!
P. S.The way you dey share all the comments on that your pre wedding thread, tire all of us wey dey follow you ooo! If the proper ceremony come start nkor?! I love you bro #nohomo


4. Toks2008: Yes, your views and threads can be controversial atimes. I learn from you a lot on relationship gists! Just like every other person I learn from, I disagree with some of your views sha!!! But most times you're so on point. I'm sorry, some minds on NL can never understand what you are saying until they test marriage!!!


5. Davedoz AND "My Boo": Yeah!!! I gas list myself ooo. Self love is important. Because, if I no dey this list, nobody go dey this list!!! I enjoy how I come here to read comments and laugh and laugh and laugh. How I don't bother commenting if I can't make page 0 or 1. How I love to read and learn, how nairaland is my Google, my newspaper, my comedy channel, my Wikipedia and phone section my computer village and tech classroom! Yea,
"My boo" is not her NL username of course! I dey fear most of una for here! She also has to be on this list! I introduced her to NL. I can remember telling her, 'any Nigerian that is not on Nairaland is not a complete Nigerian! Abeg if you no dey Nairaland where you come dey?' Since she entered NL, I started enjoying NL more! We share funny and interesting posts, we'll always dissect and discuss Toks2008 controversial topics! It will always end with her saying, "e don do, e don do, this whole topic is beginning to annoy me!". Guys believe me when I say NL is so much fun when you have someone to discuss it with, laugh about it, share posts and comments, My boo thank you for agreeing to join NL.

I love Nairaland it has added ALOT OF VALUE TO MY LIFE! GOSH!!! I cannot overemphasize this point! I actually have 3 standby tabs that never closes on my Opera browser and the 3 of them are 3 different sections on the same Nairaland!!!

Now I'm getting emotional!

srrrr:
What of Nigerian Police.
Press your power button 100 times, dey no go hear.

Sorry to those who bought the iPhone 7 in Nigeria, because this feature IS NOT FOR YOUUUUUUUU

Yes ooo Naija police no go hear you ooo. But our people go still abuse am. Them go dey call police anyhow. When police show them no go see anybody for the location. Them go use am suffer police.

I love TELEGRAM

Wow!!! I am proud of you. And I don't even know you!!! God will crown your efforts with success!



Modified. I just played it! I became a Lieutenant before I was "killed". The game is very engaging. My heart rate even went up!

Relationship They should focus on adding value to their lives. Excelling in academics, or skill acquisition, grow in the knowledge of God's Word, learn good manners, learn to hear from God, learn to just be better. That's what they should focus on. ADDING VALUE!!

Yes they're allowed to have a male FRIEND/FRIENDS (not a "relationship boyfriend". In fact, if I'm a father of a teenager, her male friends are allowed to come home and visit her. But it's all about guiding them and subtly influencing their decisions. Because whether you like it or not, the teenage period is filled with hormones, they wanna try things and explore. So you have to be there to teach the proper precepts, and not to control their every move and life. But when you have a teenager and you wanna be overprotective, then be prepared to raise a wonderful liar!


In conclusion, a teenage lady should focus on adding value to her life. And she is allowed to have male friends. But she should be properly guided not harshly but with understanding and love. If you successfully do this, when she is 18 and above and out of your sight (maybe in the university or wherever), she will have learnt and imbibed the right precepts on how to live independently and make right relationship and life decisions.

bitchcrafts:
Wrong toks. She wants to be free, but not too free else she falls for the 'harder man' along the line.


She wants you to bathe her in your well of love , affection and luxuries but not too much or u risk the Magaship title.


What am I saying sef when all you will ever be able to do for that woman will end up being too much or never enough? The trick to enjoying yo woman to the fullest capacity I've come to learn is when you are able to; take perfect control of your emotions , take care of yourself and be at your best, always holding it prime at heart to be as selfless as humanly possible...You must be at peace with you before U can sincerely extend likewise to others; A Your woman wants you to be sooo exactly who you are that she came to love, every other day of your life. She wants you to be stronger than you are for her even under the cudgeling influence of tribulations and adversaries.

Toks2008 I'm one of your biggest fans, but I will go with this guy today. He did it for me. Toks2008, you narrowed what a woman wants, but, we all know (including women) that it's not that straightforward! This guy, is really close to what I think a woman wants. And the key word in ALL this brother of mine wrote is.... SELFLESS!!!

Nigerians.... The most important info was left out! What happened to the PRICE mbok?

Ok.

mrintelligent:
How did you go about the thumb print?

Sorry I'm just replying.... Work things. The thumb printing gave alot of headache ooo.... They called someone to direct them on how to do it. By they i mean the CYBERCAFE where I registered. But believe me, it was what delayed me. Because when I did mine no network ish. That thumbprinting took 30mins alone.

mrintelligent:
How much did you pay and what are the items you uploaded?

Thanks

I paid N3,039
I uploaded my passport photograph with white background.
Also uploaded a signature.... Signed and scanned it.

I'm on it.

iSpread:
Hello, HAS THE NYSC ONLINE SITE OPEN FOR REGISTRATION?

YES!!! I finished mine before 10am. I paid with my master card. And I have my call up number!!!

I finished registration by 10 am this morning. I have my call up number!!!

callydon:
FINALLY...
I av gotten d IMEI number to be flashed to d phone.
Abeg make una help me thank neeyah212 cos she was d one dt put me through on what to do.
@neeyah212, thanks soooooooooooooooo much.
Wish I cud buy u a drink.
Thanks all d same.
Now make I go upgrade Marsmallow.

Please.... I desperately need your help on how to fix the invalid imei after flashing the stock rom

Here is my number.... 08110487554 Just flash I'll call back

neeyah212:
LOL. Send my drink through DHL o. Will you still be able to root it if you upgrade to Marshmallow? I'm trying to check the pros and cons of marshmallow before upgrading.

Please I desperately need your help on how to change my invalid imei. I have tried everything tryable. But, I wanna try what you taught the other guy. Please. 08110487554. Just flash me. I'll call back.

tiwasiaife:
Oh what a tragedy. I happened to meet this man during my nysc sujourn at Enwang in Mbo local govt area of Akwa ibom. He's from from Ukokpan village in Enwang. This man was a father to all the corp members who were posted in his village.1.5km bridge linking ebughu the village were the controversial Sheriffs PDP judge came from and Enwang all in same Mbo was done by Ibb courtesy of this man. This man owns a castle thou a lot of visitors live in his place without paying a dime.He's a stunch Catholic and a communicant too. I sat with him during g the washing of feet at St.Patrick's parish Enwang during last supper mass.and I can't forget easily all he did for me in making sure my stay was memorable.I nearly married his granddaughter who graduated from fed govt college eket but the young pretty gal left for America thou still in touch with her so I still blv nothing is impossible.May the soul of Etim inyang rest in. peace Amen

Oga he is a stunch Methodist, he's a sir abi Knight or whatever they give them... I was there when he died. And I was the one that held him last. I didn't wanna break the news here first. I decided to respect his children. And I was mourning. So calm down bro. .


For those that think this man is a conventional police man. He is not. He is better than most pastors you see today. He is the only policemen in history that genuinely climbed from the smallest rank of police (cadet or whatever) to the highest (an I.G). He is the best old/elderly person I've ever been with. He changed my misconception on old people. Even at his age and achievements he is a perfect gentleman. He is a wonderful man. His best friend is a very poor man. He literally built the man's life up. He is a great father, grandfather and friend. I kiss him a lot. I tell him I love him all the time. He is that sweet and kind. I always told him how glad I am to come into his life. And how I wish I met him during his active years. I always pray to be as calm and peaceful as he is when I am 85years old. Very courteous and gentlemanly. RIP my favorite grand pa pa(that's how i call him)..... Sir Etim Okon Inyang a rare gem (it's not a cliché. This is someone that deserves that line)


THE IKPOTO ORON!!!!

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