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Romance / Re: She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 12:05am On Nov 21, 2015 |
I know some persons will say....... This is a silly, shallow or childish thing to do/say here, but its important you all know that we've broken up!!!!!!!! Now, I'm announcing it for the sake of ladies that were disappointed that I was taken. I'm free now. And not in any relationship for now! So hurry, while stock lasts! Cutehector Vizkiz Hob Gamaliel121 Iamsodium Modelmike7 Libertyfather Donholy28 Misspicy Michellla IamLegend1 Onstelly Lalasticlala |
Pets / Re: Mother Dog Trying To Revive Her Dead Puppy (touching Pics) by Davedoz(m): 8:07pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Goahead: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Shey na you I go call mumu cuz this story na funny stupid story, or na the Mohammad and Ali I go call FOOLS! PS: My nigga you made my night! |
Phones / Re: Top 5 Most Popular Mobile Phone Brands In Nigeria 2015 by Davedoz(m): 10:04pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
Most popular phones of ALL time in Nigeria.... 1. Nokia - this product shook Nigeria. During school days, some of us had 2nokia phones sef! Sometimes 3! Of all time, i.e. atleast for the past 15yrs.... No think am! It has to be Nokia! Them take us make money! Its not debatable! 2. Blackberry - Oboy! BB! This one got our gals crazy and stupid! BB? Oh my! All you hear is. . . . "I want to sell my curve 2 and buy curve this.....", "I wanna sell my bold 2 and boy bold 4!" From one bb to another! "I want to sell my toucch 2 and buy bold 5!"...... Una know the remaining story! 3. Samsung - it deserves this spot. No need for explanation! 4. Tecno - Straight to the point: for the last 4 years Tecno has been the Nokia I explained above! Shikena! 5. Can be anything! Make them drag for that spot! Those saying iphone, should tell me how many times they've see Nigerians using iphone. ipod was very popular one time, not iphone! Haba. . . . I no dey like comment again, when I don miss front page, but this iphone peeps annoyed me! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 7:28pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1: My man. . . . . Help me tell them say na joke I dey joke ooooo. Cuz I no get power to argue with one of their activists! |
Romance / Re: She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 6:08pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1: Ma man! I don hear you! But I've learnt that its not gentlemanly to dump a sister, and I've always been too soft and emotional to deliberately hurt a sister. Its better to always give them the honour and privilege to do it themselves! Cuz I think we're emotionally stronger than they're! I hear they derive pleasure from it! So I always allow myself to be dumped! Concerning your last paragraph. . . . . . No comments! :- |
Romance / Re: She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 4:33pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
misspicy: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Funny story! I won't deny you're making sense to some extent! #TeamSnoop, for real? You don give this innocent cuppy cake of mine a new nickname! #TeamSnoop hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Babe no be me talk oooo..... You don see am na! TeamSnoop! Una no go kill me for laugh! |
Romance / Re: She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 4:19pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
misspicy: My dear, I get you ojare. But, when you check and you see nothing! What happens? You check another day! And you still see nothing! You continue to check until you see the one that is worth ending the relationship for! But, Ladies make una think am small, does that make any sense........ Looking for negatives! Like literally searching for troubles that can end your relationship with a guy that has shown you beyond every reasonable doubt that he loves you! Make you and my Soft candy continue! When una marry, una come see for una husband phone, una go tell me whether una go divorce the man that time! |
Romance / Re: She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 4:07pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
misspicy: Ok. Noted. And I do understand you! I will tell you exactly what I told her. . . . The day reading chats and messages prevents heart breaks and prolongs relationships I will start practicing it! Concerning your last line, that implies. . . . . "I am using it against her!" I actually think I'm using it FOR her. I'm using it to help her here! Far from it, that I rub that on her face, using it mockingly or making jest with it, or using it to get a dig at her! Nah! I'm in a relationship to make you a better person, to improve you, help get to your goals and make you sexually raz (I no wan lie, so I had to add that!). I'm not like that, I'm actually helping her see that her method kills relationship and it will never build a relationship! Never! Instead, you create a smooth liar and player out of the man when he knows you're bent on reading messages. Except guys aint smart enough I can always make you see the perfect thing 'you wanna see' whenever you read my chats! Its easy! See that's why I said you'll only end up breeding a smooth liar and a deadly player out of the guy! I rest my case! |
Romance / Re: She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 3:53pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
gamaliel121: My dear, she once admitted using such method you mentioned above! And I'm way too smart to know about the method before now! But you know what? I don't have time for such editing! I don't! clear the whole thing! Also I really don't know why ladies (not 'bit-cheese' you disrespectful call it. It's unfair na, you have a mum, a sister a cousin, name it! Respect them small) read chats and messages! Dey even go as far as checking call logs, some chronic insecure ones check contact list! I don't have that time! I always go with the vibes I get from the lady, the signals, how dey treat me. That's what matters! If you lie and call me a side guy or a mugu/maga (which I can't even be!) I will surely find out one day! No stress! For now let's enjoy the relationship and see how it goes! |
Romance / Re: She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 3:42pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1: My Nigga.... Your comments got me cracked up! You seem like a guy that knows about jacking and all..... So allow me to praise myself: I'm not a wuss, the moment you see me, there is nothing wuss about it! I'm a full blooded JACK! Infact fellow jacks have awarded me Professorship! I've broken lots of guys from the shackles of chronic Wuss baggy! In fact, I was born a JACK! And now all I get is you're too arrogant and dey love me anyways! But in all my years of jacking, I've discovered that you can't be a Jack and a true wonderful sweet lover at the same time! Its impossible! Love is all about being a wuss! Its selfless, its sacrificial, it understands, its caring, its compassionate, it goes on and on! If you know all about Jacking then you'll know that you can't combine both! Now, I've been trying (even praying) so hard so I can be a soft mild considerate and sweet lover! I've been trying to let go of most part of my "Jacking-being"! That's why I sounded like one above! But I've not dropped jacking oooo! Atleast get the chic with the jacking, when she falls in love, then you lower your guard and reciprocate like a WUSS! I had to digress so much because I felt Insulted to be called a wuss when I'm a JACK LORD! Every other person just ignore that long epistle! Its for IamLegend1 alone and the other "jacks" that read it! IamLegend1, Back to the topic and other parts of your comment. . . . . Oga ma buttercup is not insecure at all! Neither is she paranoid! She is too dry to do something as exciting as locking me in the basement (cuz I will love that adventure!). . . . She is just a lady, that this method has "worked" for in 2 previous relationships, so she is just doing it again, t o save herself from "whatever" misspicy called it! I understand her worry and tension but I don't permit it! And I've told her that I will stop explaining. But she is a sweet shy gal! That's why she has sworn never to comment! Shy shy gal! And yea you're right.... I'm a diligent, smart, God fearing, gentle looking, CRAZY DUDE! She knows and she fell for me that way! |
Romance / Re: She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 3:16pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
misspicy: My dear, that's exactly what she says.... "It makes me know if I'm a side chic or if I'm a play thing or if I'm the main chic" that's not a smart thing... Now my buttercup apart. Cuz my advise won't make sense to her right now..... Misspicy, lemi advise you! Do you know status can change? Plans can change! Reasoning can change! Outlook to life and relationship can change! A rich man today might be a poor man tomorrow! And a poor man today can be a rich man tomorrow! A side chic today can be your wife tomorrow! I might be in another relationship or I might be jokingly/seriously saying something to a friend or I might be trying to have casual sex with another gal or she might even be the so called side chic , and she sees it, you know what happens from there, it kills the relationship! Neither you nor her can tell if this present relationship can end up in marriage or something better! But, she has already used her prying eyes to kill a relationship that might have potential in it. Then she leaves me and goes into the next relationship and the same thing happens. She ends it again. And the cycle continues! Don't you know That, the guy might change tomorrow, he might decide to grow up and make you his one and only. He can decide to stick with you! You are a far better quality than the gal that's a so called main chic. Or he ends the stupid relationships he's having and sticks with you! But you've ended it. See I no sabi explain abeg, just ask Annie Idibia! This is what I believe in or what I think you ladies should adopt. If he says don't read ma chat, don't read it. Give him that privacy he seeks! But, focus on the signals he sends across! Does he treat you like a queen or a side chic? Is he a loving bf! Is he proud of you! How is his private (you too alone) and public (when others are there ) interactions with you. Do you feel loved? Focus on these things and forget things that will hurt you! And sometimes those things are not really a threat! But dey can cost you a relationship filled with potentials. that's all! 1 Like 2 Shares |
Romance / She Insists On Reading My Messages!!!!! by Davedoz(m): 2:04pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
See, make una help us judge oooo. . . . My gf and I are both avid followers on NL! You guys should know that, we are both irritated by peeps that come here seeking for silly relationship advise that should be an indoor thing! Hence, I should be called a hypocrite (it's allowed!) Ok, Just few minutes ago we were having a light argument (or you can say, a heated discussion) concerning the above subject, and I jokingly threatened to come share it with you guys. I told her that she will get lots of bashing from you guys (hopefully sha! Make e no be me, una go bash. Hehehehehehe). I'm in a lighter mood now, and I feel like doing the unthinkable, by bringing the gist here! Hehehehehehehehehehe Now the full body of the argument! The lady in question loves reading people's chat, especially the guy she's dating. . . . . **pause** knowing that she's reading this makes me shy **covers face**. . . . . . Back to the gist. . . . This habit of hers, has caused her 2 good relationships (babe, sorry I said that! Lol). Now she has started it, in this our new and young relationship! It's causing mild and small issues for now sha. And its tiring! Cuz, I'll have to be explaining and explaining things (una know how e dey go na). So, I decided to be clearing my chat history, ALWAYS! The last time she visited me, she had nothing to read. You can imagine how frustrating that was to her. She brought the gist up Just this afternoon and was complaining that my new "chats clearing habit" is giving her headache (abeg make una help me see headache oooo). This is when I got a little worked up and gave her a sermon on PRIVACY! I told her that if she's my wife and she's saying all these, I 'might' understand . . . . (ok ok ok... Before una go chop me raw ) I 'will' understand! But, for now, its just an intimate relationship with prospects (the last word, na make her mind sweet. Lol. I know say I be craze person!). And whether married or not, everyone needs their own privacy. She can't be reading my chats indiscriminately and without regards to my privacy! She might see family secrets, transactions and deals, she doesn't have the clearance level to see for now! Lol. She should respect my privacy! I went further to tell her that, reading texts and chats can never prevent heart breaks, (cuz I noticed that's her 1st reason cum motivation for prying into my privacy!). I Also told her that, she's prone to heart break the moment she decided to love/like anyone or be in a relationship of any kind (like the one wey I get with Chelsea Fc, that's tearing my passion and love for football apart! I've stopped seeing other football matches) Peeps, una no go believe say after this long sermon, mind you, na the short version I give una oooo, this chick no gree oooo! She said, that's who she is! Imagine! **thinking out loud** So she was born to read people's chat!!!! That's when I just resorted to locking my phone! Abeg, I don tire to type! Nairalanders, what do you guys think?!!! Bashing is allowed and expected! But, make I confess ooo. . . . e dey sweet when na only your side of the gist them go use judge matter oooo!!!!! I know she will be like. . . . Hah! Dave! You've twisted and turned the story! But I cross my heart! I didn't twist or turn the story! She can create a counter thread! Lol! No try am oooo! Below is what she said when I told her I wanted to create this thread!
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Romance / Re: Why Is He Doing This!!!! by Davedoz(m): 8:44am On Oct 04, 2015 |
I'm coming, lemi eat break fast 1st. I can help you
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Romance / Re: Why Is He Doing This!!!! by Davedoz(m): 8:44am On Oct 04, 2015 |
I'm coming, lemi eat break fast 1st. I can help you
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Romance / Re: DITTO by Davedoz(m): 8:37am On Oct 04, 2015 |
Talk na........ I'm guessing your number was saved as "Maga Must Pay 9" |
Romance / Re: She Sent Me Her Unclad Pics Intetionally. 18+ by Davedoz(m): 6:44pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. I'm crying already! Omo, see views don reach almost 1,700 in how many minutes!!!!! Corrupt NL people! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe OP, you've made my evening!!!!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Kisses Are They Allowed In Premarital Relationship. by Davedoz(m): 6:37pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
firstEVA: I thought its "who cares? NFCS does" But I love your response sha. . . . . Cuz I use it a lot! Whenever anyone tells me, "who cares?" I'll say, NFCS does! I learnt that from my NFCS friends during school days! NB: I was never a part of NFCS! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Be Careful Before You Turn Into Someone Everyone Wants To Avoid!!!! by Davedoz(m): 7:50pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
MMotimo: Now, that's thick and deep! Wonderfully said and structured! I really agree with you. And I hope lots of Nairalanders can get their eyes on these facts you just stated! I'll recommend your post for anyone seeking advise on NL! You took your time and you did great justice to this issue and I know it'll be helpful to one or two Nairalander!!! Thanks bro. Cc: lalasticlala |
Family / Re: Be Careful Before You Turn Into Someone Everyone Wants To Avoid!!!! by Davedoz(m): 6:57am On Sep 24, 2015 |
nikenry: Thanks A lot! Your kind words are soothing. Your spouse is lucky too. Yea! Negative words can do a lot of damage! And positive words can do a lot of repair. Words have unbelievable power! Words can destroy or build, can make or mar! A Great Book says: "Death and Life are in the power of the tongue". I'll also recommend that book, it'll help anyone that reads it. |
Family / Re: Be Careful Before You Turn Into Someone Everyone Wants To Avoid!!!! by Davedoz(m): 11:11am On Sep 23, 2015 |
belamour: Exactly!!!! That was the last thread I saw, out of the many I've been seeing, that inspired this thread! Now, lemi tell you how to attend to the Young Lady (not the B-word you used). Before, I say another thing I want to state emphatically that, IT IS WRONG FOR HER TO CONTINUE THAT RELATIONSHIP, WHETHER, DATING OR MARRIAGE!!!! Its a big NO NO!!! I just conspicuously declared my stand on the matter! So, how do you now help her? Ok, lemi start by asking you that, do you know that the lady was the victim? She met a guy, HER SPEC, all she needs in a man (do you know how important that is?), they BOTH fell inlove with each other, all of a sudden the dude comes with a heart breaking story of having a family and the inconsiderate guy still wants her to be part of a polygamous family! My dear, if we wanna do some bashing, do you know who deserves it? Yes of course, you're right, its the married man. If I wanna bash that young lady at all, my reason will be that, she brought it to NL. Fully aware of how we "can be" here! Anyways, its still hard to blame her for that, sef. Because you can expect anything from a downcast, depressed and perplexed young lady! I'll end this long reply with this... Please, before you bash anyone, do two things: 1. Always selflessly, completely and sincerely put yourself in that person shoes 2. Always remember that no one is perfect, we all have our shortcomings. And at one point or the other we will make or own mistakes. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: Be Careful Before You Turn Into Someone Everyone Wants To Avoid!!!! by Davedoz(m): 10:42am On Sep 23, 2015 |
Babe2sure: SPOT ON!!!! Sister, we're both on the same page! If only 50% of NairaLanders can have this mentality! |
Family / Re: Be Careful Before You Turn Into Someone Everyone Wants To Avoid!!!! by Davedoz(m): 7:17am On Sep 23, 2015 |
Babe2sure: Yea. I agree with you a lot! From your post, I noticed you're a strong person psychologically! But not everyone is like you! what of those that are weak psychologically. Lemi make what I'm saying clearer to you. Sometimes when people make mistakes, and you see them admitting and being remorseful, I don't think that's the time to, start being a critic. That's the time to be shoulder the person can lean on. Every kind advice you give then will not be forgotten and will go a long way in helping. But with the criticism the person may feel judged and may not like to share more hideous things with you. When they brought the woman that was caught in adultery to Jesus, what did HE do? He showed the critics that all of them judging her and criticizing her, are not better than her. And Himself (Jesus) that is better didn't even criticize her. And she went on to be a changed woman. I can give more examples but, my patients are waiting for me, make them no fire me! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Be Careful Before You Turn Into Someone Everyone Wants To Avoid!!!! by Davedoz(m): 7:02am On Sep 23, 2015 |
pet4ril: Lol. What if the person is 27 or 40 and is still inexperienced in a particular matter concerning the family? What happens to patiently helping out? Like I said initially, you do not know how far your words of enlightenment can go. No one is an island. My pretty friend, if we don't cultivate the habit of patiently correcting people here on NL, it might become a difficulty when we want to correct a loved one in patience and love! |
Family / Re: Be Careful Before You Turn Into Someone Everyone Wants To Avoid!!!! by Davedoz(m): 6:54am On Sep 23, 2015 |
belamour: Yea, my friend you're right. The only problem is that the ones that practice what I'm saying are always very few, and the "Bashers" are the intimidating majority! Now, let me give you another hidden reason why I created this topic - Its my family! You see my dad eh, he does this popular method a lot! Now... My siblings are following suit! When something goes wrong or something not so good happens, instead of thinking of the way forward, instead of thinking out a solution, they'll concentrate on blames and bashing! Its tiring! Most times the 'defaulter' in question, has already admitted to being wrong and he/she is sorry. Shey, the next thing na to find solution to whatever mistake?? And ensure it doesn't happen again. |
Family / Re: Be Careful Before You Turn Into Someone Everyone Wants To Avoid!!!! by Davedoz(m): 6:43am On Sep 23, 2015 |
EVILFOREST: My guy, you took your time and you super nailed it!!! Its from our environment! We're just angry most times (notwithstanding, we know how to find happiness and humor in hard/difficult circumstances). |
Romance / Is This How We Talk To Loved Ones Around Us? by Davedoz(m): 12:35am On Sep 23, 2015 |
The experience I've gathered from being an avid reader of NairaLanders' comments on every section is what birthed this Post. I've noticed that we prefer using insults, bashing, negative utterances, pessimism, etc, to advise peeps that come here for advise. People come here with their confusion, dilemmas, ignorance(as the case may be), looking for advise, and the best we can do, most times, is to start bashing!!!! What happened to sensible talking, intelligent suggestions, showing empathy and sympathy, being less judgmental, etc. Some of them even start by telling us, that they know, they made a mistake and they're here looking for how to correct the mistake or whatever. That's when you will see the 1st person to comment starting with, a negative comment or pessimism or bashing! We can save lives here with our words and contribution. We can save homes, marriages, families, friendships, jobs!!! I can go on and on! Before I forget why I created this thread, and before you start asking me how does the body of the post relates to the subject/topic! I have to state that, you might be thinking that bashing on NL is fun, before you know it, you apply this same awful method of advise on peeps around you i.e. Your friends, family members, siblings, kids(if any), spouse/partner etc. And I'm sure you don't wanna be that individual that one cannot trust for a reasonable, helpful advise. An individual one wants to avoid in times of shame, sadness, depression, confusion etc, Cuz you're just an awful shoulder to lean on!!!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Sex Robot For Men ;140 Cm Real Love And Sex Doll by Davedoz(m): 12:28am On Sep 23, 2015 |
OP, talk true.... You were looking for p*orn on youtube, when you "bumped" into this discovery! Talk true, shame the devil!! I no go tell your papa! |
Family / Be Careful Before You Turn Into Someone Everyone Wants To Avoid!!!! by Davedoz(m): 11:18pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
The experience I've gathered from being an avid reader of NairaLanders' comments on every section is what birthed this Post. I've noticed that we prefer using insults, bashing, negative utterances, pessimism, etc, to advise peeps that come here for advise. People come here with their confusion, dilemmas, ignorance(as the case may be), looking for advise, and the best we can do, most times, is to start bashing!!!! What happened to sensible talking, intelligent suggestions, showing empathy and sympathy, being less judgmental, etc. Some of them even start by telling us, that they know, they made a mistake and they're here looking for how to correct the mistake or whatever. That's when you will see the 1st person to comment starting with, a negative comment or pessimism or bashing! We can save lives here with our words and contribution. We can save homes, marriages, families, friendships, jobs!!! I can go on and on! Before I forget why I created this thread, and before you start asking me how does the body of the post relates to the subject/topic! I have to state that, you might be thinking that bashing on NL is fun, before you know it, you apply this same awful method of advise on peeps around you i.e. Your friends, family members, siblings, kids(if any), spouse/partner etc. And I'm sure you don't wanna be that individual that one cannot trust for a reasonable, helpful advise. An individual one wants to avoid in times of shame, sadness, depression, confusion etc, Cuz you're just an awful shoulder to lean on!!!! 16 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: 3 Types Of Churchgoers by Davedoz(m): 9:52am On Aug 30, 2015 |
If I hear |
Religion / Re: Check Out The Hilarious Sign Church Uses To Stop People From Urinating Around by Davedoz(m): 9:50am On Aug 30, 2015 |
Okay..... Be careful! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Industrial Training As A Public Health Officer In Lagos by Davedoz(m): 8:11am On Apr 27, 2015 |
Please, my sister needs to do her industrial training, as a public health officer in any public health facility, e.g. Primary Health Care Centre, general hospitals, NGO's, WHO/UNICEF, etc. The island is her preferable location, V.I., Lekki or Ikoyi. Information on places will be appreciated, even if its the location or address so she can approach these places herself. Helpful and useful contributions will be enormously appreciated! Thanks. |
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