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So am gonna go ahead and put mine out as to encourage u guys.

There really should be a button for deleting ones thread.

Its very simple actually.. Just buy him an iphone 6s or Galaxy s6 edge.

Or u could just take him out to see the movies or to a good restaurant.

If that's too expensive then get him a brief/boxers with ur name on it.

Just suprise him by doing the unexpected.

Monet can't buy love but it can buy u the girl.

jonaifame22:
Arguing wth a lady.
Comparing her wth another.
Beating her.
Calling her names.
Judging every of her move.
Borrowing frm her and not paying back.
Saying things that portray dat u're sufferring cos you want her to pity you.
Releasing sperm in2 her during sex most especially when she says she's ovulating and she warned you not to release inside her!

It seems like ur boyfriend has a lot of issues

Maxi112:
my guy... height dey type by type...

when I ralk abt short girls... take aki and pawpaw as an example... those are d type of heights I ment


honestly speaking... I can't stand them

Ohhhhh!!! I don't count that one as being short, they r simply little men (and that's my polite way of saying midgets), but now I get ur point, u can't marry a midget, lolz very few people would do.

Maxi112:
hahahaha....


wiLdFLam my guy! bros come see waiting ur guy dey see here oh..

see hypocrisy at the highest level... I just don't want to go in to this Sha!

babe I like average height girls but short once are no go area for me... I can't even stand there sight

Babe? Lolz in case u missed the little m besides my name, am a dude , and as for ur remark, I do hope they can stand ur site because u r being very rude to them, I for one don't care for sh*t like that, if I like someone height won't hold me back.

Height shouldn't really matter when choosing a partner, attitude and personality is what's really important. That been said, we r all diverse as humans and are entitled to different preference on matters like this.

Maxi112:
sweedy am not a short dude but some short girls are wicked... I have experience one my self...


tho not all of them,

And that's reason enough to hate short girls? U do realise majority of girls r short, how can u hate that many?

Hueyreckless0007:
I think i can help you... I downloaded it last month and its working perfectly.. Do you have a stable internet connection?? Say mtn simple server??

I'll give you a working download link

Can u walk me through on how to use the simple server, I thought it wasn't working again

Youngpo413:
you can use the MTN simple server or psiphon handler in the mean time till you have cash for data,its just N70 daily and will power all apps...its now unlimited.

Can u walk me through on how to use the simple server?

99% of the world population are addicted to their phones, the remaining 1% is for the phoneless folks.

#guilty

walescounis:
Glo sold it's SIM CARD to me couple of years ago at #1000, is it a Sin?

LMFAO

Am in need of a clean s4 but am in port harcourt.....how do we go about it?

shila8:
is it just me or do all d boys look 15 chei i cnt take nairaland serious anymore really

I'll take that ur in ur late 60's, but no, we aren't all 15, more like 9. Am sure age or face won't matter to u if the pocket is deep.
#girls

Its quite obvious the girl is nothing to the guy.
My best friend who just got into uniport, got raped in school by a cultist, and when she narated the story to me I was a wreck,I was just few inches away from crying becaus it hurts so much to even think about it, and she knows I never cry, but she could see just how much it affected me. All I could do was console her and say sweet things to her to make her feel better.

Then imagine for a moment something so terrible happens to my girlfriend, God knows I might die of a heart attack.

In a nutshell, what am saying is for a guy to not care for his girlfriend going through such a misfortune and psychological trauma, even sexing her in that state, means he is not different from the rapist and doesn't deserve the girl.

And lastly for those guys asking if she did not enjoy it, How would u feel if a gay caught u somewhere and rapes u? See how repulsive the thought is? That's the same feeling a girl gets when she is raped, so pls let's not be insensitive and control our urge for sex.
If u think otherwise, u r being less of a human than u were created to be.

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I have to admit .... The thread is funny

thanks14553:
Many people will say that i am wrong but i believe that if you love some one you can do any to get that person you love,You can call me Nancy Holland that is my name,i was in love with a man name Jeffrey Frederickson,he was a good man to me'he make me to be happy,we dated for 6years,Jeffrey Frederickson love me so much that he was ready to do any thing for me,i believe that he was the man that was going to marry me,when they transfer Jeffrey Frederickson form is place of work to another state in Zealand to work there,we talk on phone all the time, Why so times i do go and see him but can you believe that my lover got married to another lady without me knowing and i was waiting for him to came and marry me,the most painful part is that the lady is more old than him and he told me in my face that he was playing with me,if you were me what will you do?i all most kill my self with poison it was my mother that stop me,for more than 4months i was not my self but the problem i was have is that i still love him any time i look at is picture i cry and cry,but the goodnews is that my lover is back to me,you will ask how,one day i was going to my friend house to see her when i saw her ex lover in her house proposing to her i was like how could this happen they have not been together for morethen 4years i know my friend love him,after every thing i call my friend how did you do this,at first she did not went to tell me i plead to her and told her what Jeffrey Frederickson did to me,before she now told me about this spell caster that help her to get her lover back,i quickly told her to give me the contact of the spell caster name Dr Ogogodu,so i call him i explain things to him after doing what he ask me to do can you believe that my lover divorce the lady and call me and ask me to forgive him for what he had done to me'i forgive him,my lover buy me a new car and also proposing to me my wedding is come up on 6/2/2016,i dont no how to thank Dr ogogodu for bring joy back to me,if you also need is great help contact him on +2348078999655 or email Ogogodutempleofsolution@gmail.com i assure you that any problem you have will be solve.

Thanks for reading my testimony people we also reading your testimony.

#StoryForTheGods

Don't cook up stories here just to advertise ur business,just pay and get ur ads out.

Assuming ur story is remotely true, did u consider that the guy was looking for green card in Zealand by Marrying the older lady in hopes to divorce her after becoming a citizen? Now u have ruined his plans by using charm or spell on him, imagine ur even planing a wedding in church I assume. No fear for God.

But then we all know this is just a cooked up story made to sell us to their business.

Girls and their problems.

them want tall guy as bf/husband (as if the guy go want short girl himself)

Them want guy way get pennis way big reach their hand (if e too big them go come here to complain of how them no fit take am)

Them want guy way fit last 24hrs (because nah glucose dey ehn blood)

Them want guy way fine pass them (go meet ur tailor to saw one for u).

They also want guy way get money pass ritualist (because money dey grow on trees)

And they also want guy way no fat or too slim .... Them want sexy guy.

They also want guy way get skills like messi for bed (u fit defend that bed when ehn come?)

Make u wait wella for that perfect guy, ehn dey road .... When u reach 40 u never still see am u go marry the one way go beat that stupidity out from u.

EroticAngelina:
that's for u. I hate it. its stoopid, and ppl who participate in it are stoopid too.
they myt as well eat the azz too.

They actually do that this days