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When dem dey use Gyokores do that waving flag advert with Norgaard and caldentey, he dey frown hard like dem force am to wave flag



Few days later, we are seeing a childish, exhilarating Gyokores dancing with Saliba, Calafiori and Odegaard, chanting Knaan's Waving Flag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

folake4u:
Congratulations 🎉 Dave.

Thank baby girl 😍😘😘😘

You owe me three 🍾🍾🍾
1m in my aza
And one wicked laugh i go use as background music for video i dey cook.

iamoyindamola:
Is this real
Why are out early

The Arsenal squad arriving at the Emirates Stadium early this morning 😅 ❤️ pic.twitter.com/PzBJp9krwb

— DailyAFC (@DailyAFC) May 20, 2026

When did they sleep? Omo!!!

mostob:
What if Raya plays 60 minutes while Kepa comes in.
I want Kepa to come in because of that fall Raya had against Burnley. I no wan risk him.

Arteta no go wan risk am. 🤣


Norgaard
Salmon
Zubimendi
Kepa

Make they even start sef. 😂


But that 20th sheet. If Raya pester Arteta sha....

daveP:
My guy said Raya won't get 20th sheet cos


City will slip to Bournemouth and we will win the league tomorrow and hence, Kepa will have to keep vs Palace so Raya is fit for PSG😂😂😂


I never thought a Gunner will reason like this but this still sweet😂😂😂😂

Just as predicted.😎😎

iamoyindamola:
Means the op deactivated even scummies thread too have nobody as creator

That thing no sweet to see sha.

iamoyindamola:
You guys are over celebrating don't break legs o especially calafiori

just look at that Westlife bandana boy on black.

BlueRayDick:
Gabriel and Saliba + Raya conceded only 26 goals ; the least in the league this season.

These two guys are rocks!

for context, the defending champions pair of Van Dijk and Konate conceded 52, twice as many as Gabriel and Saliba.

World Champions can't even come out. They made hate watching the new norm never seen before. They're now the bottlers officially. Potatoes will potate.
🫣😇😇😇😇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I imagine how the Lagos and Kogi Parade go kon be this weekend.


Everyone go wear an Arsenal jersey. Nasiru say e go gather boys to rock Jersey go Pastor Dolapo church😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh My

My beloved Arsenal Are Champions of England

We are EPL CHAMPIONS!!!!


YIIKKKKKKEEEEEESSSSSSSSS


Yaaaoouuuuuh!!!


All or Nothing ends in All!!

Congratulations to The Arsenal


The leg work and dancing tonight don make me sweat wetin no good.


Mikel Arteta becomes the first EPL player to win the EPL title as a Manager!!!


The Elephant sits comfortably at the lonely top. Over to the bitter rivals to now address the Elephant in the room the proper way


Champions of England!!!

iamoyindamola:
Nah
Starting all over will make the thread lose it credibility and no fun in it
The thread is there through highs and lows, funny thing those who started the thread are not active or here again.
Its like arsenal starting a new beginning with new players and everything

The "created by Nobody" irks me that's why i suggested that too. Though it's mainly for new beginnings. 😅😎😎

Idea


After we lift this trophy, let's open a new Sports thread for fresh beginnings.




This one don too try.


Let's buy that goalscorer.

Goldrosewine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg6JbKaBN-E

So I noticed in my last post, that a lot of guys just find it hard to believe I am literally a girl Nairalander that enjoys football, even politics.

In my last posts you'd see guys saying things like she's a scam, a girl can't do that, she's most active in male sections bla bla bla and that's actually why I am posting this in crime section because misogynistic men like that are just ruining my brand here on Nairaland, making it seem like this is only a forum for men.

Some believe my pictures are fabricated🥲 I actually take that as a compliment though.


When they send their privates to you and you block or ignore them they start calling you a scam smh

GoldRose🍷 RoseGold🍷

If only Miss Nairaland was still a thing....🙌🏾🙌🏾

My guy said Raya won't get 20th sheet cos


City will slip to Bournemouth and we will win the league tomorrow and hence, Kepa will have to keep vs Palace so Raya is fit for PSG😂😂😂


I never thought a Gunner will reason like this but this still sweet😂😂😂😂

BlueRayDick:
I believe if Merino was available, all those matches we lost or draw while man city were slipping we would've gotten wins out of them courtesy Merino's clutch moments.

He is the player I miss the most in this team followed by Timber.

Im not his fan actually but i can't but admit there were moments that as i saw them, i wished Merino was in the line up. Na Timber i miss pass.

BlueRayDick:
Funnily Burnley didn't have any shot on target in this match o, they didn't even force Raya to make one single shot.

We played them from start to finish. But the near-success trauma of the past is what is making most fans online panic.

For this side, na zero panic! 💯

That Raya injury scare fear me pass all the moment burnley attacked sef. Ehnnn. When ucl final is near. Omo i kon dey imagine Kepa vs PSG and my chest hol me o. Thank God he's okay. A massage should do the trick.


That camera man wey go zoom in on Ben White as he dey toast woman no well. The lady just dey laught dey laugh. Bad boy! 😂

Merino injury really pain am. I hope he uses the pain to go crazy against opponents next season sha

Congratulations to Arsenal. These guys didn't have a plan. But what unsettled me was how fluid they moved further up the pitch like say nobody dey. Kai scare with that red card moment. Guy chooses the dumbest of times to be tackling. The one e suppose tackle for, he no go put body. Trossard trivela passes kon be like +2 for hin performance. 😂


Final whistle don blow

We lead by 5points.


Andoni Iraola, over to you or we do it our own way

Leyqute:
Wey all of una fall for pitch? One would think you’d win the league that season 😀

Villa and Spurs looked and said NO way that year. Southampton too spoil work.

The Maresca announcement is dependent on this Burnley game😆

Leyqute:
Years back? You lost to Bournemouth in April. That’s just last month.

You know the game pass me ke? You remember Nelson 100th minute goal so? 😇

iamoyindamola:
That's why eze should be off for MLS

That kid go make Rice enjoy jellof

Wetin Burnley play for sef?

The goal sweet.
This is a game without a point man and despite the choke in middle, we have trouble recovering the ball if it's not Declan Rice doing the stopping 🤦🏽‍♂️


Trossard is not getting service despite his cool runs. Martinelli go make this baba Walker to Run o.


Years back, Bournemouth almost denied us a chance at the title. Now if they draw City tomorrow, they'll hand it to us easy. Can Arteta childhood padi do us this favor while we do ours tonight?

We, the Arsenal, are winning today!!

IZUKWU:
we have three players sublisted for POTY award

This is between Raya and Gabu. The WESTHAM game will tilt attention from Arsenal fans to Raya more. Rival fans hate Raya cos the moment feels like ojoro to them. 😝😝
So they'll vote Bruno mostly

ebubeson:
As a man, say the truth from your heart, which of these ladies will you rush to marry quickly.

(A) Virgin, Very Beautiful, Average Character, Low Intelligence .

(B) Average Character, Non-virgin, Average Intelligent, Very Beautiful

(C) Good Character, Average Beauty, Virgin, Average Intelligence.

(D) Good Character, Non-Virgin, High Intelligence, Average Beauty.

(E) Average Character, Average Beauty, Virgin, Average Intelligence.

(F) Good Character, Non-Virgin, Average Intellegence, Very Beautiful

File photo:: Google Image

Lol. The options are deliberately rigged already. How come none of the Options with Virgin have High intelligence beside them? 😆😆😆😆😆🤦🏽‍♂️

Leyqute:
Villa will be useless. Bournemouth will be your helper.

Let's see if Andoni helps. That Palace game looked like They were uninterested in playing against City. Smh

BlueRayDick:
Exactly. We get our 6 points and clinch the title without having to rely on any of these useless teams doing us a favor ; that's all we need to do.

They want to play the GD game so its up to us to end that one next game

Powerbandooo:
Flare was common in early 2000s and late 1990s
Life was good then

Rita Dominic, Omotola and Ini Edo🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just want the way we played Westham repeat ve Burnley.


Brush 4 past these guys for all i care. Infact since Dowman can get key fouls, he should play too. That ease with which the hammer entered our box should be the last of the season, i no wan hear any excuse come weekend.

City are chasing well. Let's get ahead weller. Infact i no wan rely on Bournemouth or Villa again sef. Let's just get 6points abeg.

How was conflict tackled in the home you grew up as a child?
How did your elder siblings or relatives face confrontation?

What was your first fight in school like, the kind you don't report at home and you nurse your first injury till they later found out.


Lastly, the environment you grew up in, did you run from fights like on playground with peer groups?


While Talking has it's own purposes, realize that bullies will invest focus on your son and you have to avoid that repeat for his own benefit. Else he's honna crawl into a shell. If possible train him for defense and run. That injury is enough to start this process

Fkforyou:
Bro!!!

When my wife gave birth, all my friends, I mean all of them, insisted that my son will not be an Arsenal fan as per them get stake in my sons' life.

Me sha, I won't mind any club he decides to play for, especially Madrid.

But that Sundays match, was tensed men! I could feel my BP rising.

As they score back i stand up i wan comot. Commentator made me pause. Dem de review am. I no fes see say dem pull Raya sef. Na that hand on neck i see. I go fight saliba one day sha. Chest pumping 😝😝

Start dey make the ball their fave toy o. Lol.