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 Jokes Etc › Igboji And The Interviewer by davesd(op): 9:33pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Mr. Igboji on the interviewers door. Igboji: khom! Khom!! Khom!! Manager: yes come in, Igboji: good morning menh. Manager: morning, how may i help you? Igboji: i wanna work menh, i wanna be your assistant. Manager: what is your name?. Igboji: my father call me Igboji, sometimes idiot. my mother call me dog, monkey, onyara, my friends call me he-goat cos i no de take last. Sometimes they call me killer for real cos i no de waste time. Manager: what is your mothers tongue?. Igboji: too long and fast, she no de carry last for gossip. Manager: what is your fathers occupation? Igboji: killer1 Manager: what is your mothers occupation? Igboji: nairalanders make una guese for me. |
| Nairaland General › Re: At What Age Did You Stop Xmas/ New Year "Trekking" by davesd: 11:47am On Jan 01, 2014 |
I stopped treakking at the age of two |
| Politics › Re: TB Joshua’s Shocking 2014 Prophecy For Nigeria And The World by davesd: 11:41am On Jan 01, 2014 |
God keep my life to seat and watch as it goes. |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Obasanjo In Abeokuta by davesd: 8:16am On Jan 01, 2014 |
OBJ, GEJ. Na se down watch i dey. |
| Politics › Re: I’ll Fight Corruption More In 2014 – Jonathan by davesd: 8:08am On Jan 01, 2014 |
yiu go even caryy 2013 lie enter this year? Ah GEJ why you wan corrupt this year nah. Abeg make u just dey quite we do tire with this ur empty promises. Leave us make we look front guy. |
| Politics › Re: 31 More Reps To Join APC In January - Akume by davesd: 11:07pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Waiting patiently for 2015. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Solar Eclipse Occurs On 3rd November by davesd: 9:38pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Patiently waiting for the day to come. Tomorrow i should be at the super stole for my google and binocular glasses. Make una no make me go waste my breakfast money for equipments with this una astronomical lies oo |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by davesd: 12:42pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Guy u don cook? You wan chop? |
| Politics › Re: Wike Faults Critics Of Patience Jonathan’s Honorary Degree Award by davesd: 12:04am On Oct 23, 2013 |
Wike has done it for his benefits. Lets not cut him out as he is their in search of greener pastures. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Short Story Ever by davesd: 12:30am On Apr 17, 2013 |
No post dis can tin again oo! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Make I Write My Own by davesd: 12:00am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Abeg no provoke person wit dis tin next time. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Cardinal Arinze Likely To Be The First Black Pope? by davesd: 11:06am On Feb 13, 2013 |
make i hear say black man don turn pope. I no wan hear say cardinals don de hold gun oo. |
